Celtic Banter Archive February 04 2012

04 Feb 2012 23:10:34
Here's one to get your brains going.

What is the best quote said by a commentator during a Celtic game?

My choice would be " A very special goal by a very special player" - Davie Provan, 6-2 game after Lasson's chip.

Jungle Bhoy.

Peter martins reaction after nakamuras goal v man u ! The man is a headcase !
Pedro Sanchez

That's ma name haha. No joke.. Am a gers fan but ma names Davie Provan, no relation
Dtp89

Dunno bout best celtic quote but best football quote ive heard was when paul scholes got fouled and was on the deck and the commentator said, THERES PAUL SCHOLES GETTING BACK ON HIS FEET, A BIT GINGERLY LOL.

A few non celtic faves
the fictional one: s**t! Did you see that? He must have a foot like a traction engine! alan partridge, commenting on a surprising goal in football.

Martin Tyler : The ageless Dennis Wise, now in his thirties

'I predicted in August that Celtic would reach the final. On the eve of that final I stand by that prediction :Archie MacPherson

I noticed i said "a few" non celtic faves
not wanting to give any of the kebab crowd ammo to snipe at my inability to count i shall give u all another
"Sporting Lisbon in their green and white hoops, looking like a team of zebras" : Peter Jones
p.s also one classic blooper i know of in a vhs i used to own, was alan minter in boxing saying "Sure, there have been deaths in boxing, but none of them serious." hilarious
andybhoy

SCARFES BANNERS JERSY'S.......gREEN AND WHITE HOOPS! stopping the shame win 10 in a row at ph!!

04 Feb 2012 21:36:45
MRS BROWN BHOYS LOL,STEF1967

Own goal must have been sold with jelli as he scored at everton

Jelavic scored today? Nope anichebe and a Neville O.G. Apologies if av just missed the joke lol?

What's mrs brows bhoys?
Tt

You don't know what Mrs Brown's Boys is! Get on to bbc Iplayer and get it watched, funnier than Ali Russell's lies!

DazzaBhoy

Going to see it live in the playhouse edinburgh on paddys day , brilliant

04 Feb 2012 19:51:52
whats that coming over the hill its the tax man its the taxman lol
welshbhoy

04 Feb 2012 17:31:51
Well ed how you bud? Another great result. I think all the players did great today. Like the Wilson and Rogne partnership. Am beginning to see Brown turning in to a really good captain. I use to give out stink about him but he is really turning in to a great leader. But the icing on the cake has to be bhoys doing the Congo just before half time singing about rangers I piss myself laughing at this. Enjoy Bigirishmac.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1adzLd-ePNQ

The Congo? Haha quality. A mind doin that tae Celtic fans in a pub last year at half time on helicopter day

The CONGO? how do you do that? did you all pretend to be a dense jungle? green jhedi

AHH they will all live in the jungle wen they go bust lol,stef1967

Haha aye mate cheers. Conga sorry

04 Feb 2012 16:24:23
That was a good solid performance today, i thought Gary Hooper put in so much work. Thomas Rogne is showing us that he can be our centre half for years, if only he stays clear of injury. The fans songs were great today, especially " Who's that coming over the hill is it the TAXMAN is it the TAXMAN??"
Hail HAIL.
paddybhoy

Haha that's a funny song mate. To be fair our club is a shambles and yous don't have any trophies o anything to sing about.

Thought that was really witty! green jhedi

Scottish cups a trophy is it not? May not be the biggest but thats comin to paradise this year for a good few years

Paddy

04 Feb 2012 15:59:56
If the shame go out of business, then comeback as fc rangers , can't wait to see the five stars removed from the shirt next season.

Monklands mafia

Probably still earn them back befoe celtic

Earn what back,ya numpty?you lot madr them up yourselves.only OFFICIAL STARS on football tops are worn by teams who have WON the big trophy.artybhoy

Was a cunning plan cos they just cant put the gold star on! green jhedi

5 stars mean they are allowed to put the chips in a wee carton.lol.

Jungle Bhoy.

Those idiots with five stars tattoos annoy the haw maws off me its always the same benzini wearin crowd...the kinda guys that spend all their time in bank or wearin beige breeks and plimsolls... lafferty novo and my mate jamie...they will need to cover over those tatoos with pictures of kebabs or their favourite giro cheques.
andybhoy

04 Feb 2012 15:39:23
good result and performance in what is always a hard fixture.well done lenny for the changes,thought wilson done really well considering the game time he's missed.thought big vic has been a bit off the last two games maybie a rest would help? hope we go with the udinese shape for swinecastle cos its gonna be 100 mph on wed. green jhedi

Your right green Jedi, we need to watch out for injuries esp with that fkn cheating bugger black. He'll be at it for sure!
Cb

Haha green jhedi thinks he's still on the starship. If hearts fans wear the Dk head masks he can wear a light saber on his!

Wow! you cut me to the quick with that stunning reply...........either your 6 or an idiot? hmm..........nah im plumping for idiot. green jhedi

Hey jedhi, forget that.clown, doesn't even make sense
Cb

04 Feb 2012 15:19:08
a comfy 2-0 win can't fault anyone on that performance.wee broonie stood out for me.fans were amazing today,lenny spoke well after the game,loved the tongue in cheek comment about next round draw getting an away from home tie. Dundee Utd away will do for me lol

Bhaldrick

04 Feb 2012 14:41:51
2- 0 HAPPY HOOPS
MARTY BHOY

04 Feb 2012 13:16:32
craig whyte has stopped simply the best getting played at ibrokes it has been replaced by simply reds, moneys to tight to mention

I thought he changed the words to "i cannae invest". green jhedi

04 Feb 2012 01:06:15
guys! go on youtube and search famous rangers fans! i know it goes against all we stand for but honestly..........you will not believe whats on there,its hillarious,love to hear what you think............green jhedi

And everyone has a face for radio.
Dont know why Stephen Hendry is there,everyone knows he is a Hearts fan.Also when Tom Cruise got his photo taken that was when he was filming Knight + Day in Seville and whos to say he wasnt celebrating Sevillas win at the end?

Jungle Bhoy.

Lol, what a quality list of fake fans. Mike Tyson and Tom Cruise wouldnt know Glasgow Rangers from East Fife. Two women that used to present Rangers tv. And Stephen Hendry, probably the worlds most famous Jambo. You couldnt make it up, Somebody went to lengths to post that too. lol.

Joeshmo1888