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04 Apr 2012 23:42:26
RFC? HMRC? PAYE? NIC? VAT? SFA? SPL? D&P? UEFA? TGEF? TBK? CVA? FPLG? AEG? BBC? STV? MSM? WTF? LMAO?
ILWT.....GBNL....YNWA....
You forgot SNP.
Jungle Bhoy.
STTARP Still think they are the peepil
04 Apr 2012 19:07:25
BREKKIN NEWS!,
helo ma names no jon mackay its weee pat, here fur stv news,& weer gettin reports ae a wee problum in glesga alang in duke st,ovur tae oor duke st corispondint wee pat jnr,hello son, kin ye here me?"
"yes daddy I'm standing outside a well known ale house in the east end of glasgow called " the louden bar" wher the police are reporting an incident,at about ^ pm this evening!" we do have one of the officers attending the scene, & I'm going to see if I can have a quick word!"
" officer I wonder if you can tell me exactly what occured?"
" well we got a call from the owner of the public house behind at about 6 pm, or 18:00 hours,"
when we did arrive at 18:03 we noticed that there was a rather rowdy group of peepul!"
" dont you think that the spelling should be people sarge!"
" naw son the spellin iz rite as in wee arra peepul get it?"
" oh yes officer do carry on"
when we approached the group of fine upstanding men we noticed that one man wiz causin a loat ov trubble"
" & wher iz that most unruly person now officer?"
"well we took him away fur his own safety, iz he waz gettin called horrible names by the perfectly sensible crowd who were all well behaved"
" what kind of names?£
"well things like " ya fkn idiot" &" ur you color blind,ya fkn tit?"
"so we took him away as a say fur his own safety & he is now under arrest & in the back of the polis van there hes now with the doctor whos stitching him up
"!"
" stitching?"
" aye he banged his heed wen tryin to dodge a punch from the arresting officer ma good friend & colleeg shug !"
" is he alright then ?" oh aye son shugs fine hes jist cleaning the blood aff his shoes & a few hairs etc!"
" so the mans been arrested then officer with what?"
" well being color blind & paintin a public hoose green oan purpiss, n heedbuttin big shugs shoe tae
" I'l just sneak round to the rear of the police van & see if I can have a word with the accused!"
" hello? hello?
" we are the billy...."
" officer I wouldnt have thought that singing that type of song was appropriate !"
" sorry pal ah thote thit ye wur daen an intruduction!"
" liste mate get me oot a here aw a did wiz use the wrang color a paint its no a crime is it?"
undur sekshun 17 paragraph 4 it is tae paint a public hoose wae the name ae loudens WAE GREEN FKN PAINT RITE?"
" bit ah bote the paint fae a guy in posso n he telt me it wiz royal kn blue!"
" n how much wiz this paint from this imajinary man then?"
" it wiz £ 500 n £ 600 fur the brushis n turps!"
" are you takin the piss son cos lyin tae an offisur ae the law ootside loudens is punishible bae hingin!"
" hingin ah only paintit the pub! oh ffffkkkkknnnnn eeeellllll !
" whits rang noo?"
" AV AWREDDY WENT IN PAINTIT IBRUX N MURRY PERK OWUR THE WEEKEND,!"
" & who was it that you bought the paint & sundries from?"
" his name wiz pAd ur pat ur sumthin he seemed like a genuine guy.....!"
" so its back from me pat jnr an orphan in duke st in glasgow back to RAHMANN in the studio"
" rahmann stoap daen that undur the tabul tae jon mackay fur fk sake wur oan air!!!!!
here ed ye nevur seen me rite?
Lmfao.as usual,ya madman.artybhoy
HERE ED AV JIST BEEN OFFURD THRU AH WEE CONTACT AE MINE ,10.000 liturs ah greenisn paint, n 20,000 lturs ah tartan paint,
noo they wid normully retale it..........
need tae dash heerz the pandas in thur panda curs..... walk slowly walk slowlyyyyyyyyyy,rite dangur cleered ,ahl get back tae ye ed its ma boay oan the fone ahm so proud ae um since he took that joab oan stv,him n big RAHMANN ur gettin oan great guns ed , here dae ye think the big mans, well ye no?
nuthur cop caur........ walk slowly walllllk slowlllly.............
ahl get bak tae yiz here ed is thur any bidz yet fur the big green ibrux yit????
need tae go av goat they unteriur dezinurs justin n justoot....
" well helllllllllllooooooo ladies!"
wen in rome ed fkn ell this iz haurd grafff
04 Apr 2012 16:04:04
Every cloud has a silver lining. I think Scottish Passenger Travel will
allow the use of their free travel passes to allow fans to travel to
places like Stranraer,Berwick and Annan next season.
Am sure the travel pass allows travel all over Scotland by bus for free.
Obviously I've missed the joke.
Places where gers will be playing next season?
04 Apr 2012 15:48:52
This might be a stupid question but if rangers are liquidated ,does this mean the players are all free agents.
Not too sure but some of the players who took pay cuts might have clauses that allow them to go on the cheap.
Yes, they are free agents as the club that employed them would no longer exist.
04 Apr 2012 15:15:17
Not a rumour or anything just a thot talks about a game between Celtic and villa gathering pace I wld love it I we cld have a game up here as well as in Birmingham with all monies raised going to any cancer charity of stans choice be great to see him. Back in paradise I wld certainly go and take the family with me
It would be good to see the money raised actually going to a charity rather than pay the running costs of a football club!
04 Apr 2012 15:13:23
....DE JA VU MOMENT.....
"It has been announced that one of
the Far East Consortium, NG is a
Seriously Wealthy Individual"
Cannot for the life of me remember
a similar headline can you bhoys/ghirls
answers on a postcard to jackson
of the Daily Record.....Timalloy
PS apparently some of my "ostriches"
have escaped and wondered on to
the Rangers Tax Case site, please
send them back if you see them LOL
I'm not sure it's even a real person.His name is Bill Ng,say it.....billing!
Jungle Bhoy.
04 Apr 2012 15:09:11
jUSTICE FOR DUNDEE UNITED. FOR
ONCE THE SFA HAVE ACTED WITH
DUE DILIGENCE AND INTEGRITY AND
PAID WHAT RANGERS OWE OUT OF
THE TV MONEY DUE TO THEM. {Ed001's Note - the question that I have to ask is why is it not done as a matter of course? If the SFA or SPL or SFL have any kind of monies to pay to a club, why not automatically pay any outstanding debts to other football clubs before handing over the money? It would stop a lot of messing about.}
I dont think they have acted correctly here at all.They have not taken the full amount of money that UTD were due! that is entirley unfair and agree with ED if the money was there, if after the 10 days its not paid then it should automatically be paid by the sfa and the offending club gets less TV money!
I think the decision stinks and is merley a token gesture to shut United up!
Evinguu
Also stops Gers being banned from next years competition.
Jungle Bhoy.
04 Apr 2012 12:30:52
Thought - If Rangers do go into liquidation, what happens to the Rangers Tartan, the "Rangers Rumours" site etc. Do they have to fold as well. {Ed007's Note - The Samaritans will be taking it over.}
Here ed a foned up the sammys iz thur nown throwoot possland hey every bidy hiz thur namez in speed dial dint they?
anywaey when ah goat thru ah sade" here iz that you agane INA?" n the fkn fone went deed, noo how spookie iz that ?
ah think it wiz the big man upsters sendin me a messidge tae say" patrick,how ur ye fonin the sammys insteed ah deelin wae yur poroblums yersell?"(wae ah loud echowy voice ed) how kin ye find akey thit says loud n echowy ? anyawaey ah jist foned INA bak n sade" look if you pit that fone doon oan me wan mer time ah wulny tell ye thit yur hoose iz oan fire n yur weans huv been takin intae care agane RITE!,n a slammed the fone doon kwick afore she did,
INA 1 pat 3
sheez moovd tae anuthur joab noo
04 Apr 2012 08:55:02
LAST DAY SALE!
whyte goods sale everythin must go so it huz
brand namez, duffnduffer,bluenite,saleshark,sclub7, n mare so thur iz,closin doon sale,
PS wull the last wan tae leev pleez pit the lites oot,
( iz the fkn leccy iz cripplin,even if its turnt back ah tad, nudge nudge, wank, wank)
£30 milyun poonds wurth ae useliss stock hiz tae be mooved the day ( afore the tax man cums)
SO MAKE A DATE N DONT BE LATE FUR THE IBRUX SALE PARADE!
yurs truly, a nony moose
ps big scarlet fae rivur city wull ba ther tae open things up ( n close it iz well) she'll be dryin the tears aff wee shell suit boab tae cos he's wan ae the mob!
( well thats whit kid oan ma's ur fur intit?)
a kwote fae big scarlit " ur you talkin tae MEEEEEEEEEEE?" (wae hur erums croased abuv hur titz n that 45 degree heed, wae wan eye neerly closed)
Some people saying wee Craigy could walk with 30 million after his £1
INVESTMENT. Wonder what my return would be if I gave him a fiver. In CW we trust.
Dear A non y moose can you tell wee Pat that good slogan will be
Buy Now while Club Lasts.... and don't worry about the VAT, our club never pays that anyway LOL Timalloy
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( although the modern day plight of rfc is'nt the best example possibly!)
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in that ma boays iz it in a nutshell,fur every pound ye make yul get hee haw back( so how no invest a tennur?) cos ah wull be blooterin it up aganst the wa ae the sarrie ur ma nixt bestest boozer " the loudin clear, my new establishmint huz been paintit wae the new sellik away kit fur next seezin tae ,next week thur wul be white stripes addid tae it jist tae get it rite up thum,
so please send your investimints tae,
POSSO PAT munny launderin,( affshore)
13 sarie st
posso bizo perk
posso g666
thank yiz aw fur yur c**tinewed support,
n we look forwird tae rippin the arse oot ae yiz agane god bless me n aw who sale in me,anonie moose ( agane)
Dear mr alloy please refrain from using expletives like"tax" & "vat",as the use of the aforementioned might offend, a nonie moose
04 Apr 2012 10:20:43
I see some people saying we need another CB. I personally don't think we do. Rogne has really came on leaps and bounds this year and obviously Charlie has adapted to CB. And we still have Kelvin and the Polish boy coming in during the summer. Personally my preference would be a versatile winger unless Mcgeouch gets a chance next year or Ibrahim. We count too much on Forrest and Ledley is best suited to CM. For the leaving I'd like to see Loovens, Cha, Marc Wilson and Ki. I think big Dan's off anyway. What's the going ons with Bangura has he been asked to leave in the summer or will he get a shot next year?
Chad
Think Neil should give Bangura a chance.
I would also keep Ki.
WHOS THIS BURD ura?
04 Apr 2012 09:54:55
Anybody any ideas what ticketus are up to? “What has been put to us is that Ticketus want to take a pragmatic approach and support a purchaser moving forward in terms of funding and in terms of their position as a creditor,” he said. “They would not participate in the creditor pool in the event that a CVA paid a dividend to creditors. By diluting the creditor pool they increase the value of the bid. We have encouraged that process. Ticketus have not only spoken to Paul Murray but other interested parties too"
I know there protecting there investment but think theres more to it?
04 Apr 2012 09:07:19
Rangers fans will be tormented today with the news that the famous louden tavern has been turned GREEN by a colour blind painter h
Skinnybhoy
What's it famous for? There's a Louden Tavern in Kilmarnock, is that the one?
Hey boays ye waant tae see the inside,its goat ah tricolor behind the baur, noo aw the puturs ur thinkin wait a minut mibbee the ootside IS blue n its US who ur color blint?
so naw leev the ootside the waey it is boays!"
here sammy the sash whits the numbur ae speksavurs,ur mibbe that lazur eye treetmint ah dont no PAD ah huvnae goat ma speks wae me,while ootside aw the punturs thit pass ur stevie wundur lookalikes!
hee hawwww
ray charles iz in sayin hey boays it looks awrite tae me ( hes an auld denistoon man) n that labor mp wae the blind dugs laffin hiz arse affff {Ed007's Note - It is starting to take shape now:
goo.gl/g1RC8
Ha ha Ed007, naughty of you to put link up, think all bears have got the message
"Louden" clear! LOL Timalloy
PS heard there new sponsors are the
Jolly Green Giant!