Celtic Banter Archive October 03 2011

03 Oct 2011 22:42:18
Sorry Rankers fans, however you're naive if you think that these off shore payments are legitimate. Rankers were basically depositing large sums of money into off shore accounts as "loose loans that the club would write off if they were not paid back!"

HMRC view these payments as irregular tax evading payments, Rankers have been ill-advised in this respect and as a result are being investigated by Her Majesty. It's gonna happen and the cream buns should face up to that.

Campbell Ogilvie is a pen pushing administrator, not an accountant so I wouldn't pay too much attention to his drivel. Remember, Rankers have to maintain their stance of righteousness as they're hardly likely to admit to any malpractice, for obvious reasons.

It's quite obvious that Rankers have already been taken to task recently over their shoddy accounting by the taxman - bring on November, because your cheating club will be exposed and the broken crest will be emblazoned all over the tabloids.

Drew, you're a donk! lol.

Hail Hail, proud to be a Celt.....Miko

Still trying to convince yourself that everything is alright down Porkheid way eh??

HA - 4 In A Row

Rankers? Do you not mean Rangers? You portray yourself as an educated person on HMRC tax issues, yet your spelling is atrocious. Still I am not in the slightest bit surprised .

Oooooooooo!! Dry yer eyes! lol....Miko x

HMRC have taken 2 companies to court over the use of EBT's and have LOST both cases - FACT. The rules changed in 2009 or 2010 and now HMRC are trying to get companies that used the loophole previous to the law change. Why would a judge rule that a company is guilty if the time of the offence was when this was legal? HMRC cannot enforce a law that was introduced in 2010 yet try and back date it 10 years!

03 Oct 2011 20:47:42
Loving hearing all you Celtic fans call for Lemon's head when only a few weeks ago he was the best thing since sliced bread and was going to sort Celtic out good and proper. ARF ARF Runners up since 1888.

Runners up to what...certainly not in being the VERY FIRST British club to win the European Cup or FIRST in the to 9 in a row (on a shoesting as well) not on fraudulent payments...So, please explain yourself you deluded non-football person !

Haha, love it!.....Miko

Oh Oh! here we go, delve into the distant past to cheer ur self up. haw, haw... H-AW! Face it, u suck a*s. Loads a' cash, zero talent
Here we go, 4 in a row

Well it we're talking about the current season..then some are in more competitions than others..Celtic, Hibs etc but oooops not rangers lol

Mind you, Rangers are the only team left in the League THIS year, eh?

Are they...are they really ?

03 Oct 2011 19:56:29
Think its better for rangers that 2 old firm games are at parkhead, have u not seen gers away record this year 100% going to parkhead holds no fears

Falkirk 3 rangers 2

Shame about your cup record eh ?

Our away record? we have won our last 12 away games? No away goals conceded this season. Yeah thats a bad record.

Bobby

Falkirk 3 rangers 2

Celtic 0 StJohnstone 1
Rangers 4 Celtic 2
Hearts 2 Celtic 0
Sion 3 Celtic 1
Celtic 0 Athletico Madrid 2

Away record where..in Europe, league cup...oh no that doesn't suit to discuss these point does it ? McCoist is ONE games away from his head being hounded again by fickle, glory hunting, part-time supporters

P45 for Lennon before JAN

Maybe...but not for Celtic or the supporters ! We'll still be here faithful thro & thro

Falkirk 3 rangers 2
Rangers 0 Malmo 1
Maribor 2 Rangers 1


Celtic 0 StJohnstone 1
Rangers 4 Celtic 2
Hearts 2 Celtic 0
Sion 3 Celtic 1
Celtic 0 Athletico Madrid 2

I'd love to see how Ranger woul have got on against Athletico. Also Congratulations on Winning your HOME old firm game I know you are used to getting pumped at Ibrox and this must be new experiance for you.

David

Short memory dim, ross county! never seemed to mention this last year, only heard about the winning run.we all can say or think what we like but Rangers have won the last 3 seasons with no money. Lennon bought players last summer to rebuild his team (team for europe, team for spl :o) ) then bought again in january then bought again in summer. sorry no one left to blame this year apart from Lennon and his players. just not got the heart in the team. Rangers play for the shirt and ally, celtic look as if some of them only play for the money. if Lennon could give them 10% of his passion we would have a title run this year. sorry for the rant.

badboybob

03 Oct 2011 18:59:58
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03 Oct 2011 10:45:18
Neil Lennon has been approched by the board and requested that he relieves Mjallby & Parker of there duties. Fact! Whos next i wonder? Double D

if this is the case then if im right Neil Lennon will walk as he is a very proud man and i think he will take it as a vote of no confidence by the your board as he picked his backroom staff he wont let them put someone else in their place to try and tell him what to do

Tony

Yes ure correct they are going for keith lemon to assist neil lemon. what a double act that would be

03 Oct 2011 18:41:45
If Lennon leaves it will be his decision. He has respect for the club and fans and he'll know to leave if the results arent what they need to be. Give it another few games but i think we should show respect to Neil Lennon after everything he's been through in the last season and get behind him and the team!

If it was mowbary you wouldn't be saying give him a view more games yes it was terrible what happened last season but he isn't manager material he must go now

Completely agree with reply to this, ie, if it was anybody else we would hear the screaming to get rid of, let us have a real honest look at his record instead of being blinkered by the old Irish connection.

03 Oct 2011 18:34:33
NL will have until the end of the season atleast.i blame the board as much if not more than lennon, they have been trying to pull the wool over the fans eyes for years now.the reason they took lennon on is because they knew the fans would love him and that lennon would be on the cheap and accept minimal transfer funds unlike a more experienced manager.id urge all fellow hoops fans to turn on the board and not lennon.
we have brought in roughly 15 million on transfer fees since lennon took over and have spent nowhere near that sum.the board don't trust lennon but dont care how he does as long as he continues on the cheap.
come on lawwell splash the cash or bring a in more experienced man

But Lennon should have admitted he isn't up to the job so yes it is partly Lennon fault not all his fault but part of it is

03 Oct 2011 17:39:59
Forget about McLaren, Curbishley, Rodgers et al. Second rate coaches and wouldn't be able to handle what's required up here. If these are the guys you want, then your setting out your stall for mediocrity. Lennon can handle it and with some much needed assistance from the board, he'll get the best out of this team. He did last year under exceptionally trying times and will do so again. He should sign McFadden on a free and inject some class into the side immediately.

He did what last year?

03 Oct 2011 15:52:32
Miko, Timalloy, Viewparkbhoy, CFC1967, Big Irish Mac, Lenny etc.. your bhoys took a helluva beating ha ha, best bit is Celtic Ed007 also disappears cannot take the banter ha ha as our Tony says we are the people Fair Minded Bear {Ed001's Note - he was gone before that bless him.}

Fair minded bear Ed 007 is having ISP trouble or he would be on sticking up for his club he would not hide when i say ISP i think it stands for Is Selik Pi5h and the answer is

Tony

Up ye tony

nae he would be here fair minded bear never seen him hide after a celtic defeat

viewparkbhoy

And your point ..............

10 points with a game in hand ? I'll be honest, it's a coin toss, lose the game in hand then there's every chance we could go 4th maybe 5th ?! If we cross that bridge then I think the board will need to step in

Or

Win the game in hand,it's back to 7 PTS with 3 old firm games left with 2 at parkhead? Both teams will lose draw between then & now on probz jan/feb if that a big if rangers are 10 clear by then aye ok gloat till your little blue hearts are content.

Just remember rangers aren't world beaters after all Falkirk beat them 3-2 so there there for the taking if Lennon stops messing the team about !

Come on you bhoys in green
Lenny

Hey VPB did you see the pic of the new celtic security blanket i created theres a pic on the rangers sightings take a look and let me know what you think


Tony

Hoy....we don't want your security blanket, we want whatever's wrong at Celtic sorted ! Why have you been on here ALL day, no job ?

No bad tony i gie u that one

Viewparkbhoy

Own business mate managed my finances better than my club so have managed to retire early spend all summer fishing and most of the winter ripping into you lot lol not that its any of your business

Tony

IS your job an obsession with Celtic ?

Just like your obsession with HMRC & taxes.... really is laughable when the majority on this page are signing on lolololol

As I said, an obsession with Celtic :)

03 Oct 2011 15:44:50
AC Milan vice-president Adriano Galliani has slammed Udinese coach Francesco Guidolin for his shadow selection against Celtic.

Udinese drew 1-1 at Europa League opponents Celtic with a reserve-team on Thursday.

“Every time we play a round in the Champions League, I get a print-out of the current European ranking,” explained Galliani.

“Despite the three victories from Inter, Milan and Napoli, we are in 11th place and even lag behind Cyprus. Do you know why? It’s because some clubs show a lack of interest in the Europa League.

HOW EMBARRASSING. 4IAR HERE WE GO.

03 Oct 2011 13:56:50
Another poster who doesn't leave their name and questions who i support. I have never once been on there page and showed any sort of support. At the start of the season i was hounded off it for critizing their team and foolishly saying i was happy with my own. How wrong I was! Once again i must be a Rangers fan coz i dare to say celtic are hugely underachieving. Now Miko back to you, u are obsessed with this tax case for the simple reason that you are unwilling to face up to the fact that Celtic can compete with Rangers. I will apologize for the moron patter coz its not my style. So Rangers are stripped of all the titles they won during that period and lets even say theyre deducted points for giong in2 admin this season, will that really make you feel better. It doesnt change the fact we're mince and could only win by default. On2 you now Tony, yes we got in through the back door in europe but Sion new the rules, they were warned and still didnt listen. We deserve to be there. U are totally right in terms of miko and the tax case blanket but totally wrong about europe.

Drew

My post is all about banter mate i do realise that sion broke the rules and if it was Maribor i would be shouting to be reinstated to you cant blame us for rubbing it in all we have been getting recently from some of you guys is we are skint fat sally aint got a clue tax mans coming. well here are a few facts and im not directing this to you drew Fact 1 we may be skint but what little money we had we spent it wisely ie goian bocanegra you lot bought Wanyama and bangura Fact 2 fat sally not got a clue NL still dont know his starting 11 and as for the tax man im fed up trying to tell a lot of you celtic fans that it still has not been established if Rangers done anything illegal in regards to their payments

Tony

And..tony if they have breached into tax evasion - then what, it's not impossible is it ? Hopefully we'll have sorted out our team mess by then and what for you ? CW has still said your wages bill is too high - security blanket no. 2 ?!

03 Oct 2011 13:37:55
Ed is it true that we didn't sign the correct bangura I know they are brothers but surely the management havnt made such a massive mistake? {Ed001's Note - I doubt it.}

03 Oct 2011 12:16:14
Lenny's job has been virtually impossible. He needs an assistant to look up to and Mjallby and Parker don't know any more than Lenny does. He needs an experienced coach, someone who knows what theyre doing. The lack of support from the board is a bit worrying aswell. Frank McGarvey was spot on today with what he said.

Jamie

03 Oct 2011 11:53:53
miko miko miko lol lol lol tax tax tax blah blah blah lol lol lol. Did you get a good night sleep with your comfort blanket lol. Campell Ogilvie has been speaking about the tax case against Rangers and said he has gave a statement to hmrc and said Rangers will win the case. He also said he has spoke to Whyte a few times about it and guaranteed him Rangers have no case to answer. The story will be published soon. miko miko miko lol lol lol tax tax tax blah blah blah lol lol lol.
Gary19

03 Oct 2011 11:25:58
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listing will read


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Tony

Tony have you got the blue order greatest hits EP with the bonus track hate being banned by the SNP?

Not interested m8 i try not to mix religion and politics with football

tony

Maybe if you would have been at the last home game at parkhead you would have seen and heard the green brigade protesting against SNP ya muppet. Think before you post. This is when green brigade and blueorder will need to stick together. Well you can get away with not thinking cause you've not got the baws to leave a name.
Gavbhoy

Gavbhoy sorry i made a joke about the blue order and never put much thought into it, this is what you would like to hear ya clown but then again some of us dont care about what blue order and the green brigade are protesting about. paddy p.s. is that a big enough pair for you.

Tony you are the one wae the security blanket wrapped round you son ! Mr Whyte is s**ting himself about the pending tax case , so you are either in denial or the eternal optimist , no one can be sure of the outcome , but it is certainly a serious financial situation hanging over your club , which should be worrying every Rangers fan .

03 Oct 2011 09:56:36
See all this talk of Lennon out, most of it is from unamed bears on here up to michief as usual. Yes Lenny has made mistakes, Mastovolevic, Loovens Sammy to name 3 no heart players. But injuries to important players have played a part also. Come on bhoys we are Celtic, let's give Lenny and the team our usual 100% support. Yes it's a big gap but not impossible, first thing is to regroup and make sure we are in a striking position when they come to Celtic Park, believe me guys they are poor, they have had all the luck so far, they will also drop points so it is not all doom and gloom.
I think that is why we celtic fans are angry, we know they are not a good side so we must all stay strong and when Rangers drop points and THEY WILL Celtic must take advantage. Hail hail Mick the Bhoy

Here if gers are poor what does that make ur team this is what makes me laugh coz ur right gers are poor but its the worst celtic manager an team i ave seen lenny blames every1 bar himself an the team have no heart ur statement is a joke just like ur team whats happened to ur 29million pound striker ????


K

03 Oct 2011 00:59:48
Ok i try my best to keep my posts on here dignified and respectful but no more. Miko your a moron. It is absolutley pathetic for u to call into question any of the titles Rangers won in that period. The players still had to go out and be the best over a 38 game season. This tax case is just ur sad excuse to deflect from the fact that we are a shambles and you just cant except that even tho Rangers are a mess behind the scenes they are lightyears ahead of us on the pitch. You may not believe this but it pains me to say all this coz ive had a season ticket for 15 years and for the last 4 years in particular ive paid good, hard earned money to watch a 2nd rate team season after season.

Drew

Yes Drew, No flies on you eh? Obviously they're light years ahead of us, they're 10 ahead of us. I didn't insult you, however you feel the need to utilise your limited vocabulary and denounce me as a "moron!"

You asked what the tax case had to do with anything, you "imbecile", and I responded by saying that it was very relevant and went on to give my "opinion" on why. This is an open forum where opinions count, I have mine and you have yours, you shouldn't dismiss others' points of view.

Rangers have bought success, which is fine if you have the cash, I had to endure 9 in a row, at a time where Rankers were spending copious amounts, you obviously didn't!

However, the integrity of the league is at stake now because they've been spending outwith their means in recent years........so shut up, get your mummy to put your pyjamas on and get to your bed! xx

Miko

Why is it pathetic...they won these titles fraudulently end of ! Anyway, what can I say gers are poor (in more ways than one) and we are poorer. But it is only October so lets wait & see :)

Drew your season ticket is for Ibrox, you go on different sites and post as a supporter of rangers, celtic etc.. how sad are you?

Tell me one team that actually live within their means should man united hand back every trophy the won while in debt what about celtic dont you have debt maybe i should not have bought my BMW on finance as i am £150000 still owing on my house but to put all this to bead Miko wait till end of November to find out if Rangers has actually done anything wrong as of yet it has not been clarified you are taking up the role of JUDGE JURY AND EXECUTIONER

Who cares..the tax thing & stripping the titles is a bit of banter, obviously hit a nerve so good ! Now away back to school before you get into trouble

Drew you are not fooling anyone. we all know you are a rangers fan.

02 Oct 2011 23:38:05
Why are people saying they want curbishley and mclaren when slaven bilic said he would walk to Glasgow to manage Celtic.

GaryBhoy88

Mate that's all I have said all season ! He said he would walk into the job but Celtic never asked him! Now by may they will be 4-5 million from Europe cash sitting there for a new manger if Lennon doesn't win the league then he's off! Because season ticket sales are down & if they lose the league for a 4th year then that number will fall again + the lack of Europe again.

Lennon was always the cheap choice love how he's turned it round but hes a Celtic man & knows him self if he does win the league hes finished.

Come on you bhoys in green
Lenny