Celtic Banter Archive October 03 2010

 

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03 Oct 2010 23:25:32
Dear tam the bam
Glad to hear you got a job and have to work away.
Did'nt know there was still much call for bearded ladies in the circus nowadays. Good luck anyways tommy boy, at least you get to travel round the country, and catch up with yer pals.Dont put yer heed near any lions mouths tam, and keep in touch,
your dearest pal
paddybhoy

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03 Oct 2010 21:26:56
Spott calm down sir, I don't remember me ever mentioning anything regarding my team bein the best in the world that's your comment not mine and if you really believe that we are the best in the world then you don't have a very high opinion of your own mob. . .
1 more thing don't get upset if I'm not on here for a week or so, I got a job and need to work away, don't know if you know what that is but I will try my hardest to get on to read your measly reply, which will no doubt have other horrible accusations about what I have apparently said. .

TAM-SIR 1873 Loves Rangers as we are the best team ever lol. . .eh spott!

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03 Oct 2010 20:53:40

Hears the answer
that`s an easy one, brian clough`s view is one mans view, not shared by of us. we won the european cup and celtic have there name on it, this is part of scottish football history.
we are proud we won the european cup before the english. if you are a gers fan you are clutching at straws.

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03 Oct 2010 20:08:20

Paddybhoy, re-genuine question,

Why are you avoiding answering the question, have you not got any explanations, what is a bun?got me stuck there,

maybe there are other Celtic fans out there who can give me an answer, no wind ups, cheers.

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03 Oct 2010 20:06:35

To the forest fan
celtic have won the league 42 times and the scottish cup 34 times and so on.
unlike forest celtic have a pedigree in scottish football. no offence and brian clough was a great manager who done outstanding work at forest.

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03 Oct 2010 20:02:10
Good to see the rankers getting honest mistakes going their way this season again in matches they are struggling to win, weiss, s dive last week and the two free kicks against the the diet buns, does nothing ever change?funny how they only see maloneys so called dives.

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03 Oct 2010 19:56:19
To bun pretending to be forest fan.
We feel your pain that celtic have a european record you can only dream of.

DREAM, DREAM DREAM,

paddybhoy

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03 Oct 2010 19:39:53
The rangers banter and rumour site is getting closed down as nobody uses it. The rangers fans have been obsessed with celtic since 1888, but i suppose it's easier for them to hate our club, than to love their own club, it's what they have drummed into them. Keep coming on here bluenoses, you know it makes sense.

HAIL HAIL, THE CELTS ARE HERE .

paddybhoy

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03 Oct 2010 19:30:37

Genuine question,
Celtic FC's whole history is about winning the European Cup in 1967, as a Forest fan we won the same trophy twice the amount you did, and Brian Clough stated he would have exchanged them for the first Championship titles, as a league title says more about the team's pedigree over the season, than a cup win, nice as it was, so why do you make more about this than winning titles, it does not make sense, is it to rile the Rangers fans or what?

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03 Oct 2010 19:10:03

If Mr Walter Smith wins the title for the third time in a row, will the so-called faithfull,

A, turn on Lennon, as they did after the Ross County debacle, as they turned on Strachan and Mowbray before?

B, attack their wives and dogs again?

C, explode with uncontrollable pain and rage, see above, which they have done for the past 2 seasons,

You see the world has seen the proof of these actions by these Celtic jakeys before, I can see it happening again, it's the Celtic Family Way after all! !they know no better.

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03 Oct 2010 19:09:00

Why do gers fans keep waving wee trophies at us when they come up short with the big one?

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03 Oct 2010 18:58:31

To paddybhoy
that`s a hard choice paddybhoy as they have done all three in the past.

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03 Oct 2010 18:40:27

Re-Gerrybhoy

Keep the chin up, that was Mowbrays line regarding Celtic's dismal failures last season, so don't deflect that onto the Rangers,

Are you looking into your crystal ball again?or where you getting 8 men back against St, Mirren, when was that when we have'nt played them this season, maybe you're getting mixed up with your own team when they humped you 4-0, and even with your 8 men against them, you still could'nt stop them scoring,

Now the old anti-football jibe, now everybody with half a football brain, you might be the exception with none?knows that Frank Rijkaard conned that very phrase about Celtic' performance against Barca a few years back, 10 man defence he called them, but it's aright for Celtic to do it when it suits, even Lennon said he would/should play the same tactics as Walter did in the same situation,

As for being half as good as Celtic FC and their inbreds, give it up fud, the record books show that Rangers are well in front in the titles/trophies race, now don't you feel stupid after your senseless comments, try and read up and learn the facts, before type, if you can't, get a grown up, you know one of your uncles/big brothers, if they can read and write that is! !

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03 Oct 2010 18:33:34
If mr neil lennon wins the league this season, will rangers fans.

A.turn on walter(no surname)

B. Attack neil lennon .

c. explode with uncontrollable rage until their eyes pop out.

paddybhoy

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03 Oct 2010 17:08:37
Just a wee comment for the teddy bear fans who like to post on our page, Yes, we admit you have made a good start to the season and yes yous are undefeated in the champions league
BUT
1. your squad is so thin that once you pick up a few injuries (not much chance of suspensions as yous could commit murder on a field and never see a card) then yous will be getting big watty stripped and playing alongside the boy weir who he went to school with.
2.your style is so boring you could class it as anti-football, eventually even your own fans will get fed up with turning up and watching a team with 8 defenders playing against St Mirren.

But hey, keep the chin up! and keep believing that one day your team and fans will be half as good and famous as the celtic family!

gerry bhoy

03 Oct 2010 16:54:24

To scott
well done scott, i have just welcomed tam the bam back and now he will have to go and retrieve his dummy again. lol

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03 Oct 2010 16:10:20

Dearest Thomas, sorry Tam (or Spam, Bam, Bananaman)
That nerve I reached must have been deep. Really, I mean such a simple little remark, no bigotry, no slagging, nothing. And yet you're on here with a rage that simply cannot be contained. Good god man relax, yes yes we have a poor away record BUT we win at home. Something you have only JUST managed after TWO YEARS. As for getting in a tiz about your results, sorry teddy bear but couldn't care less about the Ibrokex teams results. Only your bizarre "we're the bestest in the whole widest world" guff makes me laugh so hard.

Poor Thomas in a rage, now no taking it out and the walls & doors (I would say wife but your obviously not married). Relax, lie down and eat some more pies or something.

It's called a banter page Tam, not an insult page. If you fail to realise this then I suggest you simply do not read it. Did I post it on the RAnGErs page? NO, it's on the Celtic one where only the Ibrokex teams fans that are obsessed with Celtic would see it.

Scott (or as the master wit that is Tam says, Spott, oh how I laughed, I nearly cracked a rib, no really I did).

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03 Oct 2010 14:42:52

03 Oct 2010 12:54:50

Ah the mhankies, their team just manges to scrape past the mighty Hamilton at the Brendanbau,

Says the fan of the team who took a last minute goal by Millar to beat Hamilton few weeks back.
Jungle Bhoy

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03 Oct 2010 14:29:03

To tam the bam
welcome back tam, it`s nice to see you have retrieved the dummy.
beattie is good back up, how many goals has he got now?
well sorry tam this is not mowbray and it`s not last year.
we are top of the league and it`s bring out the best in you gers fans i see. lol
well i said it would be a draw against hearts, how close was i? the gers lucky again.

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03 Oct 2010 12:54:50

Ah the mhankies, their team just manges to scrape past the mighty Hamilton at the Brendanbau, even "Skid Marks Maloney" addmitted the Accies were all over you in the first half and should have been 3-1 at half time, even Lennon criticised big Glenda and his pal for their defensive mishaps, top of the league by one goal, I remember when you lot were in front by 7 points twice 2008/09 and we know who won the title, so enjoy your gloating(you've had nothing to gloat about this season have you?ha ha ha)for it will be short lived, the Champions Rangers will resume their rightfull spot at the top, we might even be top before(Celtic away to Dundee Utd possible points dropped)we gub you lot, then your rage, pain and paranoia will really kick in.! !

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03 Oct 2010 11:55:55
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Dearest Tam
I'm ever so sorry to upset your sensibilities by making such a simple statement about your obvious pride in your teams effort so far. Given what gets put on these pages on a daily basis I thought it was very tame banter. Silly me. The rage is strong in you and I suggest a couple of valium and a lie down are in order. BUT, if you want to, your team were a disgrace in Manchester with 11 men behind the ball and that was the point of the exercise. Defended brilliantly yes, played football NO!
Good win against the Turks, yes but that's the first win home or away in two years/14 games. So posturing and bragging is a bit of a mystery to me. Quiet satisfaction would have been better. Much how I feel about Celtics improvement this year. Bit better yes, finished article NO!
So bud, cut the collar on your blue top because it's obviously cutting off the supply of blood to your head.

As for the co-efficient, what will be will be. Too long have BOTH sides of the old firm flown the flag in europe, and for what, a slagging in the scottish press. It's time the other teams did a bit better also.

Oh and it's Scott by the way Tam. Good luck at the Doctors as your meds seem messed up.

Scott.

At last you remembered your name and yet still you have the audacity to have a go at me for enjoying a good start to a really hard competition for a team like well lets face it we are the minnows in this tourney now and yet you go on about 1 win in 14 well pal I'm not even gonna bother wae the retaliation by goin on about your superb away record I think you'll be blushing the now thinking about that, also I bet you were screaming when wee naisy rattled that one home yesterday eh?
Just keep yer insults for after the old firm game pal because we don't need to park a bus against your lot of knob jockeys we have the best 2 strikers in the country and a good backup in beattie. . you lot have'nt got a clue, you all seem to think that buying every lower league or foreigner you can get a hold of will win you the league well sorry pal but as mowbray found out last year the apprentice boy will find the same fate. .

We welcome the chase
TAM-SIR 1873 Thinks spott is a green eyed monster lol. .

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03 Oct 2010 05:50:23

RE:
02 Oct 2010 19:38:29

Who`s top of the league, oops sorry am on the wrong page lol

That would be Celtic F.C. buddy. ;)

Scott

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