Celtic Banter Archive May 03 2011

 

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03 May 2011 23:20:00
Another massive game for us tomorrow, i hope we come flying out of the traps. I would play Shaun Maloney instead of wee shooders forrest, and i reckon Paddy Mccourt should get on at some stage. The tightness of games like these, are when we need guys like Maloney and Mccourt to open these teams up, so come on ye Celts, let's go top tomorrow. HAIL HAIL!
paddybhoy

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03 May 2011 22:37:34
How can you possibly say rangers can win the league? Only a few games to go and we are in a better position than you all roads. Tomorrow night is a formality, i can actually see celtic winning the league next wednesday at swinecastle. Rangers can't possibly target anyone right now as there is too much uncertainty Over ownership and who would trust super a**hole with any sort of money When it is so sparse

jamie mac go nearly forty

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03 May 2011 22:17:48
Ed can you please post an AA number for my good mate brogie82? His posts don't make sense, he can't spell AND he thinks RANGERS will win the league :O I really think we should help him get off the sauce haha

Kevbhoy {Ed007's Note - I don't accept people slagging others over spelling or grammar, it makes people not want to post for fear of ridicule}

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03 May 2011 19:10:27
M8 lets get this rite 1 ibrox cnt be knockd dwn u t**t coz its listd. 2 any person that buys a business wants tae make cash fae it ya bit a wid. 3 we will b champs again. 4 if whyte dnt buy then murray n king will so either way u bigger bum than 10 arses ur *** coz u aint winnin league, cup or gettn past europa league qualifiers coz ur pish:-P.BROGIE 82 BEIN HONEST AYE RITE HA HA

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03 May 2011 18:46:11
A didnae say he wiz funny mr ed a said u lot are.read ma post again a said its like watchn the michael mcintyres comedy road show coz this page is full of comedians. Coz on the roadshow theres mare than 1. N aye a hink the guys funny bt nt as funny as u guys {Ed007's Note - I prefer Lee Evans myself}

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03 May 2011 18:47:27
The only 3 rangers will be talkin bout shortly will be the amount of players for next season. You have no money and whyte wants to use you as a cash cow. Your stadium will be a tesco just shortly Pal and even if its not it will never be full because you lot are fickle and really only care about gloating. Your support was mute on saturday, why? Because You only have hate filled chants to sing.
12points to go. Neil lennon number 1

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03 May 2011 18:34:42
This is like watchn michael macintyres comedy roadshow lol this page is full a comedians.keane ha ha owen ha haha sol campbell ha ha duff ha haha keep it up coz a just cnt get enuf pmsl.BROGIE 82 LUVS A GD LAUGH.3 IN A ROW {Ed007's Note - Who said Michael Mcintyre was funny??}

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03 May 2011 18:27:20
Brog you are a fud. Celtic will be champions. And you lot are in bother with whyte, he got a building firm from glasgow to do work for him and didn't pay up. He is being investigated for selling stolen jcbs now. The man is shady top to bottom, paul murray doesn't Want him there as he doesn't have the money. He is fronting for ellis, yes the man who has already been told to jog on.

jamie mac in nearly forty

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03 May 2011 18:00:11
Wur bannd 4 1 european away match u t*t bag bt at least we will be in the champions league u wnt so it dnt matter if were bannd 4 that 1 away game aslong as we are there.BTW well dun 4 bein able tae read suppose it means wen u read the paper in a couple a weeks itl say GLASGOW RANGERS CHAMPIONS AGAIN WOOHOO SO SHUT IT GAY BHOY.SUPER COOL BROGIE 82 LUVN LIFE AT THE TOP EH THE LEAGUE WOOOOHOOOO JUST CNT GET ENUF OF WINNIN THE LEAGUE.Bring it on.

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03 May 2011 17:17:30
Owen was a everton fan as a kid 100% fact not celtic not rangers not any1 other than everton

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03 May 2011 17:19:58
Super Cool brogie 82 was just on the rangers site encouraging all his daft mates to come on here and cause havoc lmao. Causing havoc on here because u won't have any european away matches until next year haha. Just can't get enough!

Kevbhoy

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03 May 2011 17:11:28
Celtic to sign Given, St Ledger, Sol Campbell, Ramis, D Duff, Bellamy, Keane, Riquelme, Owen. 100% FACT. You heard it here 1stthat aint FACT that's 100% sh*t mate haha bet u believe that 2

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03 May 2011 16:52:12
Heard ur gny sign owen, given, duff, bellamy, riquelme. Shut up u tit owen aint a celtic fan hes a bluenose through n through he was up at hamden wae johnny evans for cup final. Duff wnt be signin either why wud he go tae u lot n struggle tae get in team coz hes past it .givens goin tae man u n riquelme shut up ya banger uve gt nae chance heres a rumour 4 ye celtic are tryin tae get boyd n miller coz stokes n hooper r poor imitations n the want the real thing.Brogie 82 hawdn his breath coz its rotton on here wae aw the barry white u lot tok.BRING IT

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03 May 2011 15:31:26
I hate to admit it, but some supporters on here seem a bit disillusioned.
Owen:he's a crock.
Keane: on record saying he did not enjoy it in Scotland Given: we had him, gave him away and eh, no chance.
Freddy the pants model: Useless.

Any other supposed 'billy big time' like Seb Larssen for example are just pipe dreams.

I have no doubt Celtic will make signings this summer, but expect more like Kayal, Izziguirre, Commons etc.

We will get more worth, performance and chances of silverware with players like this.

Lennon and the powers that be, have proved so far this season, with no doubt that they have made the right signings, and it shows we have a great scouting network.

Congratulations to John Higgins on his world championship and Paul Lambert for his two successive promotions, and now into the big time.

Hail! Hail!

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03 May 2011 15:03:20
Didn't know where to post this but is there any chance of a Football rumours ipod app? I think it would be brilliant even if it cost I would still pay. {Ed001's Note - unfortunately you have to pay a lot of money just to list an app in the Apple store. We would also have to pay someone to program it etc. I don't think we could afford it to be honest, it would just end up costing people too much to buy it. But I will look into what it would take to create an app, maybe I can find an app developer who would be willing to partner up to do it and split costs.}

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03 May 2011 14:59:25
Clarence seedorf has stated in the past he likes celtic. This does not mean that just because he is out of contract he would come to celtic, it is the same with owen. Thats if we even want him! Owen has Never scored 20 league goals in a single season. Ever! Check it if you want, its true.

this Can only be due to injury as his ability is not to be questioned. His ability to stay fit must be though.

jamie mac im nearly forty.
.(rather annoyed at the owen chat.)

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03 May 2011 14:13:04
News.bbc.co.uk/ sport2/ hi/ football/ 1869552.stm

That should clear up who Owen supports.

SickBhoy {Ed007's Note - I know, I can't see why people are questioning it}

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03 May 2011 14:04:23
I have never heard so much rubbish since the "imminent fakeover" of the manky mob. There is no chance any sick retard would influence the board regarding our employment of lennon. Twelve months ago we were terrible, now we have the chance to do a double. If he goes it will be of his own mind. Thats a fact. I feel that the post was created by a jealous and possibly concerned ger douche bag. If we produce another couple of signings like izzy and kayal then super sally and the rest of mordor will be in our shadow7 for a while

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03 May 2011 09:42:51
Ive heard that if Lenny slips up (which he wont) and loses the league he will leave Celtic at the boards request using all this stuff about the letter bombs as an excuse, and Paul Lambert will take over. if he wins the league he will be offered a 1 year rolling contract and Lambert will be waiting in the wings until he slips up the board see Lenny as a liability but are wary of the popularity from the supporters.

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03 May 2011 09:56:55
{Ed001's Note - I don't think Owen has been good enough for Europe in years, sorry. The money would be better off being put towards someone younger and less injury-prone in my opinion.}

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Ed007's Note - He is a Celtic supporter, it is well documented, but why do we need another "superstar" looking for a beefed up pension, we have better than him in our ranks

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lol the difference in the two eds is clear ! one has a clue one . . err. .

Owen never good enough to join 'tic. . one challenge on one of our spud fileds and he would be out for season. Absolutely nothing to prove he is still good enough for europe not been able to prove he is a reg goalscorer in years either. . This would be the biggest waste of money for celts if we went anywer near him!

He doesn't suppport the mighty tic, sure he has maybe a preference to us over gers but he aint a "supporter". Most british players have some sorta stance over either celtic or rangers his is celtic but i can't think of him havein celtic posters up in his room wearing the hoops ! ed . lol ED01 did he not actaully support everton as a boy ?

Timberland

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03 May 2011 00:33:33
Ed I think owen wod b a great signing as he will be free
And think we'll get him on a pay as u play contract he
Will defo help us get in to europe and owen and hooper
Would defo cause defenders nighmares u no think? {Ed001's Note - I don't think Owen has been good enough for Europe in years, sorry. The money would be better off being put towards someone younger and less injury-prone in my opinion.}

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