Celtic Banter Archive March 03 2012

 

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03 Mar 2012 22:37:07
Hey ed if you're about,
You'll never guess what was going on as we went in to Wembley last week ?
I had a ticket to the posh bit, Club Wembley.
There was only three fellas in penguin suits, standing just inside the entrance, playing violins and classical music !
And I got pulled, and searched.
All to the strains of Verdi in the background. LMFAO.
That's going on my CV mate.
The Real KB {Ed007's Note - WTF were you drinking KB mate, are you sure about this :-) Congratulations on your win mate *cough* Mickey Mouse Cup *cough*

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Lol. This is dead up. Ask anyone who went in Club Wembley. Classical musicians going in the door. I had that Stone Island sheepie on, maybe that's why. Or maybe they were checking I never had a replica shirt on underneath, cos they were banned. That was about the only thing they got right. Fkn escalators up the levels. Champagne bars, leather sofas. I tell you. My old head was spinning, the last time I was down was the Everton final after Hillsborough. Lol.
The Real KB {Ed007's Note - LOL yeah it's a different world in the VIP/snobby seats. I've sat there loads of times at CFC and been down to OT to sit there a few times as well. I had an invitation for 4 to go down for Keano's testimonial, made the mistake of taking one of my mates wee brother's down, BIG mistake on my part, which will never be repeated. His brother cracked him and he got left in Manchester :-)

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Ed you know this is not me,kb-bhoy {Ed007's Note - Yes mate, Real KB is an LFC fan that I got to know on the Man Utd site and visits for a blether and a laugh, he's a good guy apart from the bubble perm and dodgy shellsuit.}

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I was saying on the Liverpool page last night, it's a perfect money-making football machine. Nearly fiver a pint, face prices of tickets in the hundreds - which were all sold. Tinted glass everywhere.
And then dont f sing when you get in.
It's not my cup of tea that malarkey.
I'm from another generation. I know that.
The Real KB {Ed007's Note - Was the drink not free KB? Strange that, usually food and drink are part of the deal. It is a weird experience if you aren't used to it, the no singing and shouting is the worst part when you are 'old school', I agree.}

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My ticket was a silver, so I don't know. I was wandering around, bewildered when i got in.
And I barely got in.
After getting searched, I got up to the barrier. I'm looking for someone to clip my ticket, not a soul.
OK a slot to put it in, like a tube station.
Nothing.
This bird shouts 'barcode, barcode', and I'm looking at her like 'what?'
So you've got to swish a barcode on the end of the ticket, like a supermarket check out. Lol.
There's some whoppers in them seats man, I tell you. Some fella took off as the game kicked off, and came back out with chicken nuggets and chips. LMAO, like a live 3D cinema.
They'll be making Stone Island jackets with belt attachments for your drink to fit in to next.
The Real KB {Ed007's Note - LMAO I don't think I'll need one of them unless a Buckfast bottle will fit in it :-)

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Kb-bhoy,
we like to come on now and then, lower the tone, and embarrass the ed with our sparkling wit, repartee and sharp fashion sense. Him being half woolly manc, and all..
;-)
The Real KB

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To THE REAL KB i personally feel your support and your opponients mixing in the stands is brilliant would love to stand next to my mate(mates)at a game but will never happen up here but would be nice and maybe build bridges up here.but your shellsuits have to go and your barnets ed is right,LOL,kb-bhoy

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Kb-bhoy,
Sorry I was wrecked last night, couldn't stay awake. But what you mean ?
There's no mixing of fans in the stands down here, well not much.
Definitely not at Wembley in the ground. Liverpool had the whole of the Club Wembley levels round the ground.
It's just that some of them are not the singing type.
The Real KB

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03 Mar 2012 21:37:49
Great to see all the Shame's fans on the Wake page arguing with each other.

The one thing they are accepting though is that liquidation is a very real threat.

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03 Mar 2012 21:24:45
Listened to the rangers game today and if the situation wasn't bad enough the rangers fans almost to a man where signing the old sectarian bile they just will never learn nothing like kicking yourself when you are down.
Franny Bhoy.

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They will never learn

shut this vile organisation down NOW! and spare the rest of us having to listen to that cr@p week in week out


taco

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There's a team in South America called The Catholic University,funny if they took over at Ibrox in some capacity.Would the Gers fans still want to sing their crap?

Jungle Bhoy. {Ed007's Note - I doubt it, remember Seb Rozental? Rangers have already gave them £4 million so I doubt the fans would want to give them any more.}

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03 Mar 2012 20:45:31
My grandson's boys club were p!sh this morning and got beat :( Celtic were p!sh this avo and drew :( Good old Jambos brightened up my day though! :))

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03 Mar 2012 20:42:19
For every two points we drop
they will drop three

Lubo25

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Here here,you really must believe us,kb-bhoy

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Hello there sdm,we can only thank you for your 10er on the 5er statement ,only joking lubo25,kb-bhoy

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03 Mar 2012 20:27:07
Just on for some pity, charlie and the bhoys playing andersontown pd tonight, Belfast and the mrs won't let me go have chosen not to fight this battle, agree disagree to extra special night time treats for me and I will show her the results.
Nevis

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Sorry mate, i had to disagree, if im no getting any, neither are you.lol

Joeshmo1888

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Nevis just show her what shes missing out on when the tic win the title give her it good and then miss it out for a while so she nose what sees missing out on,kb-bhoy {Ed007's Note - Calm down lads!!! When you look like me you don't have these problems :-) Go here for a moan lol:

www.menopausalmantalk.co.uk

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I even promised to put jelly and ice cream on it! She went a bit sour at that, might be more couch than treats at bed time ahhh well
Nevis

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Sorry ed I know this is the wrong forum but I have to thank kbbhoy for massively overestimating me, mrs Nevis knows exactly what she is missing out on and I think she has chosen ok magazine instead! To be fair katy's column is unmissable and their celeb wedding coverage is unrivalled! Just to prove im reading though, green jhedi I love your work but the UK has no such thing as gift tax and I feel for young James Forrest every time he gets the ball I expect messi, that must be a weight on weird shoulders
Nevis {Ed007's Note - Katie who???? That stormer that was married to Brand? If you are reading OK magazine I'm banning you Nevis mate, that is wrong on so many levels I don't even know where to start with it!!!}

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Ed i`m a handsome man myself so my misus and mother tell me. but ed to beat me you must be a really handsome fellow LOL,kb-bhoy {Ed007's Note - You have no idea ;-) It's a burden I have had to live with all my days.}

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Apologies ed, I will take a ten post deduction and promise not to call the site tainted fir my actions
Nevis {Ed007's Note - You can sit on the naughty step and think about what you have done.}

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Charlie and the Bhoys? A group in which Celtic fans gather in their thousands to sing sectarian hatred! Please, don't deny it, I have many of friends who support Celtic and go to watch these eejits, I have saw many a videos of what is sang at these venues.

Yet, it's "ONLY" the Rangers who sing sectarian songs. LMAO

HYPOCRISY!!!

TTG {Ed007's Note - Why are you watching videos of CATB? Keep that turned down, you might upset your neighbours but good to know you appreciate a good tune.}

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@TTG
"to sing sectarian hatred"

Care to name the tunes in question ? Songs sung by people you don't like doesn't automatically make them sectarian . I can't stand RFC and the majority of the orcs that follow follow them , when they sing GSTQ i know its hypocrisy not sectarianism

Dont save her , PAY HER

jimi88

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@TTG

TTG ?

Tainted Titles Guy ?

jimi88

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03 Mar 2012 20:18:03
kb-bhoy read down the page mate that your going to the street party in Royston,was at the one when big Wim stopped them doing 10 in a row,was amazing can remember it like it was yesterday,im originally from Blackhill so it was just a wee walk down the budgie road and then the euphoria began,will never forget it and would advise anyone who has never been to go down they dont know what they are missing,i couldnt believe my ears when these four American guys came up to us and asked what we were drinking(buckfast of course)we gave them some and they couldnt believe how good it was,happy days.MACCA

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I went to pick up my daughter and was swompt by loads of ma mates,the wee corner shop is were i got my bf from what about you same place i take it,lol,kb-bhoy

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If i can remember right it was the wee shop next to the Royston Primary kb-bhoy,and it was a no.2,a fine vintage indeed lol MACCA

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03 Mar 2012 19:43:07
It did help raise a smile thanks Ed mate, I've had lower days than this following the Mighty Reds and that's what football is about. Glad your niece is better mate, new it was her Conformation or Communion just couldn't remember which one. Just saw Aberdeens goal, that was bloody lucky! 21 points clear, an incredible achievment after the lead they held over you whatever they say.
JFT96
Smithy {Ed007's Note - It has been some turn around Smithy. CFC were poor today but they should still have had enough to get three points. Like you say though, up and downs are all part of it, but with two players making their debuts and Commons coming back in etc it could have been worse.}

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Just glad your families ok ed F**k fitbawe then we have one of our own to care about,kb-bhoy(thinking of yous the whole celtic family) {Ed007's Note - Cheers bud.}

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Ps.hope the confermation went well they all look great on the day,kb-bhoy {Ed007's Note - It was a good night.}

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Great mate nice to hear.can remember my daughters she was a little princess,kb-bhoy {Ed007's Note -They always do mate :-)

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03 Mar 2012 19:19:38
here ed its awrite us laffin wur erses aff it rangurs bit spare ah thoat fur aw the peepul who'l lose thur joabs the ordinury folk like the broxy bear, the linesmin, n maist uv all the refs how they gonae make up the wages ed ?
here ed n anithur thing ye canae get moovin doon ma locul joab sentur iz it iz whits it gonnae be like this time nixt week in the sprinburn joab sentur evrytime ye heedbut sumdy yul get a red card,n aw they whisuls wulk dae yur nut in,
think ahl throw a sickie ur god furbid GET A JOAB.ma auld da wid be turnin in hiz grave if he herd me talkin like that,
sorry auld da bit desprit measures ed
its wae a long hert n tadgur tae thit ah wish yiz aw a good nite ed! {Ed007's Note - Have a good night Pat.}

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03 Mar 2012 19:05:35
Hi Ed mate I've come on here to try and forget about the LFC game :-( So dissapointing, cost me 45 quid to watch that. Nice to see you have moved another step closer to the League, even if it wasn't the result you'd have wanted, ending the winning streak. Did you're niece have a nice day yesterday Ed mate at her communion? Heard she wasn't well not to long ago, hope she is better mate.
JFT96
Smithy {Ed007's Note - Cheers Smithy, I caught some of your game after the CFC game, bit of a sucker punch. My wee niece had pneumonia but she is a lot better thanks, and it was her Confirmation last night, she had a lovely time. Have a read at this Smithy, it might raise a smile:

www.footytube.com/forums/footytube-blog/the-11-fan-commandments-23592/

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03 Mar 2012 18:46:43
you tube,search final whistle. the commentators brilliant,he seems to think a lino 30 yds away,looking thru 10-15 players should call the hearts penalty when goin is pulling webster 2 yds from the ref a la rogne v falkirk.............priceless...............green jhedi

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03 Mar 2012 18:02:17
21 today 21 today weve got the key
to the league its a lovely day indeed
HAIL HAIL. Julie Ghirl.

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03 Mar 2012 17:35:51
rite ed hows you wee padraig here?
fancy a pint ur iz moniepinie keepin ye in?AGANE {Ed007's Note - Moneypenny isn't in, I thought she was with you?}

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Ah wish ed when we did the wife swappin thing ah shood huv kept ma part ae the deal
bit you insistit ya buggur!
waant tae try agane? {Ed007's Note - No thanks, we had to burn everything Vera touched, well not everything ;-)

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Really hows the burns oan yur tadgur then? {Ed007's Note - Antibiotics cleared up the burning sensation.}

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I tried wife swapping,i got twenty club king size and a balloon...........green jhedi

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God ah jist wished thit ah hud mer monie available the noo so iz ah widnae huv tae sell the video tae the tablloyds eh?

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Whit wiz big lee makulloch daen ther?
it least the smokes came in haundy

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Jhed that sounds like a kind ah parry thit wee tommy sherydun organizes pal
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@PP;iv been told he's big tommy sheridan LOL............green jhedi

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Aye who telt ye that gail? hur evidence iz s**te

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03 Mar 2012 17:24:22
I don’t know about you but I tuned into the rankers game to watch last 15 mins and the announcers (online) was saying how good the ref was in 1st half. And then they lose it by saying this is a display of how bad the refs in Scotland are when calls start to go against them. Then they talk “what was it wasn’t and what wasn’t was” regarding the penalty. Then they say that the ref who was in front (2 feet away) of the ranks player bear hugging the harts player (which is proper call) should have let the linesmen across the field call it when there was 15 people in his way and since he didn’t call it, it wasn’t one. So they want the rules changed I guess? And they start yelling what injustice it was out there...guess the injustice that they did on/off the field to the spl is nothing close to getting a clear penalty against them…how sad and pathetic they sounded! oooya and then the rankers got to their ways of bad tackles to hurt when things don’t go there way, showing there true nature.
Celtic today was poor, too many people standing and waiting for the ref to blow his whistle and not playing thru (hope Lennon yells at them for that) and should have had more shots. Seemed they were not on same page, but Wanyama really made a difference when coming on and I think Brozek should have came on in stead of youth kid. But what a run it was! Still haven’t lost in awhile, and I’m sure they will make up for today in the next one…Hail Hail.

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I thought the rangers commentator was hilarious.that stuff about the linesman with the penalty was comedy gold.thought mccullochs was a pen to be fair. need to listen to that guy again...........green jhedi

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Have you listened to the two numpties that do the septic commentating ffs they should get their own prime time comedy show way the sh*te they spout

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Never heard them,im assuming thats why they are on the net...........green jhedi

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03 Mar 2012 17:16:58
wtf happened there?major bad news from taxdodgers arena on mon AND tues.source?one alistair mccoist.%100.bye bye rangers.and GIRUY.artybhoy

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03 Mar 2012 17:14:07
given the hearts result at the taxdodgers arena,probably the best two points we have ever dropped.major bad news from piggery on mon

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03 Mar 2012 16:55:50
21 Today 21 Today
the point earned at Pittodrie
Means 21 Today

Lubo25

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03 Mar 2012 15:55:11
What happened to "We dont do walking away", quite a few empty sears at the poke today.

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Rangers v Killie Att: 50,268....... Rangers V Hearts Att: 47,276........ 3000 seem to have walked away

Lubo25

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Yeh they dont do walking away!! but are asking their owner to do it wish they would make their minds up , either they do walking away or the don`t , stick with it Craig

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03 Mar 2012 13:54:31
now lets all party at ipox,in lennon we trust,i just can`t get enough,kb-bhoy

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Whats goin 2 happin wen we play them at ipox is every1 goin or is it gettin boycotted?

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03 Mar 2012 11:21:23
"From our vantage point at the gates of Murray park you could not see very much,but what you did get was a real feel for the mood inside" "In the dark days Mccoist's stock has risen so far that his managerial credentials are no longer up for debate" Andy devlin-the sun..Is it any wonder rangers fans dont know what's going on with this ridiculous attempt at sports journalism? Mccoist has behaved with admirable dignity and a stoic determination to save his club.But his managerial stock? Malmo,Maribor,Falkirk,DundeeUtd and the massive points swing(all before administration and the selling of his top scorer) must leave questions over his ability to manage rangers..............green jhedi

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Mccoist never sold jelavic and take a wee look at lennons record his first season pal.

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What a cup win and beaten by a point by a very experienced manager in smith? mcoist's record is horrific compared to lennon's and the only reason it's went under the radar is because of the imminent demise of your club!

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Just did, its not bad you know. 90+
pts, 3 old firm wins, 2 cup finals and 1 trophy.

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Neil Lennon never had a 'mentor' for 6 years. Although, I do feel sorry for Ally. Mrs E

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I feel sorry for ally as i go back a good few years folliowing the bhoy`s MRS.E.but im still going to royston rd to celebrate,are you coming,every tim welcome,apart from trouble makers(you know who you are,stay away)kb-bhoy

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Whereabouts in Royston Rd lol ? I used to work over that way..Germiston, Provanmill, Blackhill etc.

See that Robin Van Persie ooofft ! Mrs E

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Lol MRS.E. do you know the chippy?well from the lights to the right along at the springburn cut off to the lights at the cut off at blockairn a good half k at least pavement to pavement what an atmosphere absolutely jumping(a must if you`ve not been before)amazing,kb-bhoy

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I know exactly where you are lol. I'm off tonight in another direction but you have a guid time Kb :-) Mrs E

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03 Mar 2012 11:16:54
We,ll miss you Glasgow Rangers,and the stories we will tell: Of how Celtic came from heaven and you lot came from hell: And when they pull down Ibrox and I think it's going to come: It's hectors way of saying you should have done your sums: As brick by brick it crumbles and your iron gates crash down, Just think of our wee Fergus and how he turned us round: when every brick has fallen and and nothing more is left, You'll hear the taxman whisper that's the price you pay for theft!.........DH

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Very poetic dh . as is poetic justice , billybhoy

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Superb.artybhoy

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Sad sad celtic fans

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03 Mar 2012 10:51:44
here tap ae the mournin tae aw ma boays lookin forwurd tae anuthur romp?
(no wae me ya eejits wae eburdeen!)

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03 Mar 2012 09:58:21
if they are guilty of not declaring second contracts from the mid nineties there is a real possibility that the spl will start stripping them of titles, that would take away the last three of there nine in a row , then if they lose titles for the ebt scam , does this mean that we are going for 18 in a row , ??? billybhoy

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03 Mar 2012 09:36:23
Hi Ed love the site (although a bit fed up just now) i know the demise of our smelly neighbours is big news its rare to see a post about how good the hoops are at the moment. Great young side hopefully we can keep a hold of these players and dominate for years to come

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03 Mar 2012 09:30:06
Press briefing to be held at the big house at lunchtime. Could this be the redundancies starting.?

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Who said that there is a press conference

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03 Mar 2012 08:29:40
rangers need 4.5 mill to finish the season who pay the 15 mill the tax man , does that mean that a buyer needs to put up over 20mill and then pay more to buy the club so are they looking for someone who has 30 mill to write off and that before the tax cases

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03 Mar 2012 02:06:50
Ed is ZZZZZZZZZZZIN FOLKS
SO GOOD NITE FOLKS WILL B
BAK 2morro glasgows green n
WHYTE woooooooooo,stef1967

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03 Mar 2012 00:03:18
havin a laugh a recorded KEVIN
THE BHOY BRIDGES durin the week
wot a guy he is go-on kev bhoy
;-),stef1967

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