Celtic Banter Archive December 03 2011

 

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03 Dec 2011 23:46:50
EUROPA OPPONENTS TOP SERIE A AFTER VICTORY... Udinese moved into joint top spot in Italy tonight after beating Inter Milan 1-0 in the San Siro. Mauricio Isla sealed the win with a second half strike though both sides missed late penalties and had a player sent off in a frantic finish. ~ Mrs E

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03 Dec 2011 22:02:41
Hi ed. Hello bhoys and girls. I was in Derry today doing abit of shopping and I'd just like to say well done to the Celtic shop staff that kept the doors open durning and after a Darkside march that took place in the city. They weren't going to be intimidated... P.s has anyone ever bought the Celtic toaster? Lol it would probably burn WHYTE bread lol. Bigirishmac . {Ed007's Note - Moneypenny's sister bought her man one of them.}

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I think that would be the final straw for the girlfriend eating toast in the morning with Celtic written on it am obsessed enough without the toaster lol. There's a guy playing for crystal place am very impress with is a guy call Zaha. He was brilliant against Man Utd. Great pace and to good feet. Think he's a winger. Bigirishmac. {Ed007's Note - Are you trying to wind me up??? :-) He has been linked with every EPL club since the Utd game. LFC watched him last season and were put off by him having no end product.}

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03 Dec 2011 21:49:44
Well done Sone , ya diving cheating rat , that will get you back in the good books with the "Gullable Mob" after last weeks' bloomer , as usual a penalty winner gets Rangers off the hook .

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03 Dec 2011 21:17:29
ED witz happenin wae timmalloy,miko cb67 and co,stef1967 a hink there mrs haf took there laptop/computer and told to watch xrated factor lol,stef1967

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03 Dec 2011 20:42:22
ED i have got someone telling me to write things probably a couple of post down is this a rule were people tell others how to write sentences?i alway cut words down were possible,stef1967,ps c how i rote that doon lol, {Ed007's Note - Everybody should be able to read and understand that posts.}

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Thank god u underston wer am cumin from ed cheers dont need to worry about wot am ritin,stef1967

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03 Dec 2011 20:38:38
ed do you know how much this deal is goin to cost celtic regarding weekly wage? scott brown has already cost celtic a little over 10m takenin his fee and salary into account.and what have we got in return? an over rated player in my eyes? {Ed007's Note - I have no idea of the finances involved.}

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How much did Bobo Balde cost us or Dimitri Kharin or Lovely Freddy Ljunberg, or Mr Gravesen? There are a dozen I could mention but its really not fair to critisise these players personally. IMHO the manager and the board are responsible for the way the finances are being spent.

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How much did Bobo Balde cost us

only one of those mentioned that deserved it what id give to have big bobo at the back

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03 Dec 2011 19:08:00
Think it maybe a tough one 2morrow and we may need to slog it out, conditions may be bad if weather continues that's y i think NL will play a no nonsense team and will probably drop young Forest : Team IMO Forster:Matthews:Loovens:Dan:Mulgrew:Brown:Kayal:Wanyama:Samaras:Hooper:Stokes(if big Victor is fit) another thing about Hooper is I don't think he's been fully fit since Bougherras shocking tackle on him last season ,any thoughts?...........DH

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December will def be a tough month altogether but one game at a time. Can't see Neil Lennon dropping Forrest, he's got the team out of jail too many times this season. Hope we get a result & defence holds up, Majstorovic & Loovens have my nerves shattered !

I don't think Hooper looks 100% either - Mrs E

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Dundee utd away hearts home st Johnstone Away plus the Europa game then the old firm.

It's alot to answer for getting a win out of all of they games. Hearts next week but keep one aye on st Johnstone vs Motherwell. Hopfully get the win tomorrow don't see it being a high scoring game but a win is a win either way.

Ps rangers get st Johnstone away in feb plus Dundee utd away so if we do drop points it's not the end of the world

Lenny

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03 Dec 2011 18:31:59
Edd see brown has sorted his deal out now when is the earliest we can sell him lol nah jokes aside, see if ie Newcastle bidded X million for him could he still leave in jan or would they need to wait for the summer.

I know i didn't want brown to sign but in thinking about it will kayal,ki & maybe ledley etc all be there next season ?

Lenny {Ed007's Note - He can still be sold in January, but I seriously doubt that will happen. The player wouldn't have signed a new deal if he had any intention of leaving.}

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03 Dec 2011 17:59:53
Still to see it but if Chick Young says Rangers penalty was really soft and the player(don't know who it was) went down really easy it must have been dodgy........DH

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Its was aluko who won the penalty
davie c

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Correction , it was Aluko who dived m8t , he's learning fast .

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03 Dec 2011 17:16:29
well done gers 3 points in the bag sone luko some no bad touches efter listenin to clyde fone in my conspiracies(if spelt rite)did dive and he wiz only playin dunfermline any other hard teams he will be dont no were coz heze pure pi5h!!stef1967 {Ed007's Note - You are worrying if you have spelt conspiracies right?? LMAO}

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I ED wiz dont want the spellin band wagons tellin me that i spelt it rang {Ed007's Note - I think they might pick up on other less obvious little errors you have made :-)

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You never fail to amuse me Stef... Your spelling's spot on - Mrs E

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Ed ano thatz wit a wis planin wae words like that ano how to spell rang 4 short 4 WRONG etc etc,no wit a MEEN gony no tel me a spelt sumhin rang cheers ED ah i might infest in a dictionary lol, few beers listenin 2 gb experience ,ps is ma spellin aw rite ed:},stef1967 {Ed007's Note - Well the English guys haven't a clue what you are saying!}

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Here stef, give it a bye with the stupid spelling mate.You aren't Wee Pat who is at least funny doing it.You're just using that kind of spelling to say normal things. Grow up and start using normal words and sentences.We all want to understand what people are saying and you are coming across as some wee ned.

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You must be a chookter if u cany stand that,stef1967

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03 Dec 2011 16:59:53
evenin ED thank f*k abroath drew wae brechin coz west ham got ma last coupon beat when a put boro on and wen a put them on (west ham) they got beat witz the script man,ste1967 {Ed007's Note - Don't gamble :-)

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03 Dec 2011 16:14:01
Thank you Lennon for getting Brown to sign a new contract. We heard horrible rumours he was on Newcastles radar, PHEW!! Sunday league standard to Premier league standard is a massive step to take unless of course he was joining our ball boys on match day. Toon Loyal {Ed007's Note - I noticed that today when you had Lovenkrands in your line up against Chelsea. Is Alan Smith injured?}

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You seen ryan taylor?. would be more confident than a blind lee naylor with one leg than that f*d and lovenkrands :D:D:D wow

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03 Dec 2011 15:55:34
With MON taking on Sunderland do u think we could maybe do a deal for Craig Gordon.Only saying this cos FF doesn't really fill me with confidence ,it would also depend on the fitness etc of Gordon who would bring a bit of experience too ,also has anybody any gen on a good center half............DH {Ed007's Note - Craig Gordon is out of contract in the summer but as you say it is his fitness that would be a concern. It was supposedly Charlton's Michael Morrison that NL was watching the other night. He was looked at last season and we could have signed him in the summer but never followed up the interest.}

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03 Dec 2011 15:34:41
Own goal and a penalty, unreal

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Just cot it when he fell so dont no if it was a dive or no in the og the keeper kikd it and hit another player and into the net how lucky,stef1967,watch the game on link1 firstrowsports,

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3 pts in the bag, 7 pts clear, pressures on your lot tomorrow. Tough away game for the mankies..... United all the way! Conspiracy theories gettin made up already... Makes me laugh... M'on the Gers. Kingbear

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Mankies? Don't agree with that 1 but at the end of the day we pay our taxes

Steve

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03 Dec 2011 14:57:47
ED a c that there are a few flood stanks missin and wi rangers skint a hink a need to look at them lol,stef1967

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03 Dec 2011 14:14:06
ED haf you had a wee look at cloudo and gobo yet,stef1967 {Ed007's Note - Yes mate, brilliant.}

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03 Dec 2011 13:53:56
afternoon ED just a wee post martin oneil is manager of sunderland on 3 year contract,stef1967 {Ed007's Note - Good luck to him.}

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03 Dec 2011 12:53:01
Have you read this Bond? scotslawthoughts.wordpress.com/2011/12/02/are-rangers-appealing-the-wee-tax-bill-a-triumph-for-mr-whyte-and-a-death-knell-for-rangers/ {Ed007's Note - I'm just reading it lol.}

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03 Dec 2011 12:36:52
ED007 reading that Liverpool appear to be still interested in KI, and I hear Mathews also. I would let Ki go for decent fee but hope Celtic keep Mathews. We can afford to let Cha go now we have Lustig coming in. Would not mind any offers for Sammy also. We could then use Hoovivelds money and any fees raised above to get our centre half and centre forward. hail hail Timalloy {Ed007's Note - Consistency seems to be Ki's problem, I wouldn't mind if he was sold for a tidy profit either, especially with Brown signing.}

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Ki, they can have. Matthews, I like him & would prefer to keep - Mrs E

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Agree mathews is only young and improvin to be a great steal he could be our rb for years ahead,stef1967

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Matthews still young and one for years to come - stevie

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03 Dec 2011 11:22:34
Scott brown signs a new contract. I quite like brown, you need his type in your team although I way prefer him in center mid. He's not popular with the majority of the suport though. The thing is every manager at every club, and every international manager, and even Walter smith who was desperate to sign him, they all love him, first name on mosts team sheet. These guy's can't all be wrong surely? {Ed007's Note - I like Brown, every team needs someone like him. I wonder where the guy that KNEW Lawwell was forcing him out the door is today?}

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I'm glad he's signed..we need someone like Scott Brown & would have been seriously annoyed if he'd went for free. - Mrs E

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If we sign dr frankenstein he could experiment on merging broony with paddy mac then we would have the greatest player ever ,pace fight energy combined with sublime skill . also when did aspirin start putting smiley faces on the tablets {Ed007's Note - Don't take any more of them :-)

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Afternoon ED007, Mrs E good to see Brown sign think he will play tomorrow as Wanyamma injured hail hail Timalloy
Mrs E pal has sent me these two horses both running Aintree Rare Bob 7/1 2.10 and Buffalo Bob 8/1 3.20.
£5 each way returns over £340 and even if both placed a nice wee £30 back Good Luck

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Thanks Tim..i might just put them on. Is Wanyama not fit for tomorrow, I thought it was just Joe Ledley ? - Mrs E

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Well im not a big gambler,i put £2 on home teams,£1 on away and £1 on a joint 1 and altogether if they won £139.33 not bad for £4,stef1967

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Mrs E I am going to ban myself from putting up tips as they always lose, sorry.Timalloy

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03 Dec 2011 11:18:49
HOME teams charlton,crawley,sheff utd,sheff wed,man city,west ham,ross co,abroath,AWAY man utd,arsenal,southamton,annan ath,then put both home away teams onto same coupon,stef1967

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03 Dec 2011 11:17:55
re liverpool if a**m, henderson and the ponytail guy cost 60 million approx, ki kayal and hooper who are all better can go for 100 million or forget it

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:D liverpool fans are the worst in the world. someone i know thinks c*****e a**m is one of the best midfielders in the premiership when in reality hes an average passer with a good set piece lower end prem at best and dont get me started on andy carrol hes been coming good for 6 months

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This is supposed to be make people laugh right?!?!?

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03 Dec 2011 10:23:56
morning ed and everyone

whats the bets today football or horses


i fancy kauto stone in the 3.05

hopefully be a good day way the pars
getting something from ibrox highly
unlikely but we can only live in hope

viewparkbhoy

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Viewparkbhoy just posted my teams for the day,stef1967

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Stef1967 if that comes up enjoy ur
early retirement

viewparkbhoy {Ed007's Note - He should get a Victoria Cross if that comes up!}

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Well am about 30 odd years fae retirement lol but al put them on itll probably get gubbed as usual so cmon the coupon.stef1967

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Well if it does come up atleast my teams are there for everybody to hopefully win,stef1967

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03 Dec 2011 11:00:35
Celtic midfielder Scott Brown has agreed a new contract to stay with the club until at least 2015.

The Celtic captain's current deal was set to expire in the summer and he had been free to talk to other clubs about a Bosman move.

After lengthy negotiations, which began in August, Brown has committed his future to Celtic. The Scotland international has put pen to paper on a deal that will take him through to the summer of 2015, with an option for a further year. - STV Website

Mrs E

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03 Dec 2011 10:56:55
Scott brown has signed new deal to stay at celtic till 2015

Skinnybhoy

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03 Dec 2011 10:37:32
rangers supporters are today raging as the clubs advent calenders come with the windows boarded up and hmrc have taken all the chocolate

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03 Dec 2011 09:42:44
Been talking about this for the last few days at work.what do you think of this, it would probz never happen but you never know.

Celtic & rangers both come out & say right their will be no X million pound players comming to the clubs for the next 5 years or so but with the money we save from the transfer we will invest in our youth systems & bring in better coaches etc. bad news would be we will lose a few quid from sky & Celtic & rangers might not win a few things for a few years but In 5 years we would have a great youth system bringing through young lads & if they get sold for a couple of million then we will have the ability to replace them through our youth systems. In 5 years time we will have young squads hopfully with Europe experience ie the under 19s thing then we could maybe do a bit better in Europe & make the spl better & making more teams challenge for the league.

Ps reading back on that, they would ov need a few experienced players to play along with to get experience with.also it would be a gamble but with the spl being as bad as it is it can't get worse ? Reason I came up with this idea is because B Dortmund done this done ok for 5 years then last year won the league reason they done it because they were skint. If it worked then in the long run sky or whoever is airing football at the time would give us more money  if the league looks more attractive.

Just an idea whats peoples thoughts bearing in mind rangers problems, Portsmouth's problems a few years back etc 

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Why , this would only benifit rangers as celtic have already got a good youth system that was rejigged just before tommy burns passed away and is now starting to come good with a number of players in all positions ready to push for first team places eg chalmers lb toshney, fraser cb herron irvine,mcgeouch the twardzik twins mf george lw keatings watt fw to name but a few with others pushing them for u 19 places also our scouting system is finally starting to do its job finding young talent outside scotland , so no i say congrats to celtic on what they are doing and if we can buy a good experienced cb or two and a target man/physical fw then the fist team is almost complete and lennon can start to give these youngsters a run

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03 Dec 2011 09:27:17
how sad some of our blue friends are,you know,the ones with no money at their club.just seen a guy on their page slagging big bad john,saying he was pi55,and the king of kings for not scoring as many goals as boyd,the goal machine who cant buy a goal anywhere else.and this despite henrik playing about 500 games less than boyd.anyways,one answer to these people with short memories.SEBO,SEBO,SEBO.

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