Celtic Banter Archive October 31 2011

31 Oct 2011 21:54:47
Hi Ed, CB67 here. I've been following this site for sometime and think it's great wish I could say that about my team but what can you do!
By reading previous posts it seems that you know exactly what happened with Kris commons and Lenny. But you say that you cant let us know the full story due to "Legal issues", I can't understand that as if you were a journalist and printed it then yes you be up for slander etc. But these websites are made exactly for these issues and stories.(In no way am I trying to pick a fight with you here) but could you elaborate as to why you don't think you could tell us the commons story.
Cheers HH
CB67 {Ed001's Note - we have to be careful what we say, unlike a newspaper, we can't afford to pay legal costs etc and so saying the wrong thing can lead to the site's being shutdown.}

Ok thanks for explaining that Ed, but I and thousands of other people knew about giggs when him and imogen came out. Nothing happened to that site?
Are you just being careful basically? I just want to know what this little bugger has done which has seemed to have a ripple effect on my beloved team.
Cheers
CB67 {Ed001's Note - bit of a difference, that was common knowledge, but I don't believe this is, unfortunately.}

Fair enough Ed, you can't go into any detail....but can you confirm that there has been a major bust up between Lennon and Commons? {Ed001's Note - there are a number of issues involved, but yes the pair have fallen out.}

C'mon Ed give us something!! {Ed001's Note - Commons has issues, that was well known when he came up to Scotland, they are just showing through now.}

I was talking to a Nottingham For. fan who said to me some time ago that when we'd sign commons we'd get 6 months of him being fantastic, he'd then fall out with someone (usually the manager) and end up being sold on. I laughed at him at the time but wow I aint laughing any more. It's all coming true.......If this is what this guy does then I say punt him. Into the clyde that is!!
CB67

I don't know what the problem with Commons is but would expect that the Celtic Management teams' inexperience and lack of man management skills have contributed.

bigbaloobear

Done the same with derby ,plays well falls out way the manger an is a big pisheed, then gets a move......derbycelt

31 Oct 2011 18:29:37
a we poem for your resident clown Tim Timalloy

I once knew this guy,
Let's call him Tim
This guy was so Stupid
and rather Dim
He'd spend his dull days
Praying for a Taxman win
Good Christ he was stupid,
This guy we call Tim.
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You could aproach him in public
With a test tube of piss
And if you said to him:
"Here, drink some of this."
He invariably would
And then with your fist
You could punch out his teeth
And he'd thank you for this!
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This bloke is so stupid
this bloke is so thick
infact this bloke is just a Dick
its Taxman this and Taxman that
to be perfectly honest this blokes a prat
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The last time I saw him
was outside Celtics ground
He was giving out handjobs
for the sum of a poun
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You would hear him shout
in Lennon we trust
Lets all praise the Taxman
and hope Rangers go bust
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Hail Hail is his cry
Lenny will bring back the thunder
hes to stupid to see
his board made a blunder
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Hail Hail is his cry
onward we go
but we are all well aware
who'll win four in a row

Tony

Ha ha Tony, you made it over to our pages, I AM flattered all the time and trouble all you bears are taking to post about me LOL Timalloy
PS As I said over the road, keep us up to date with how your nephew is doing, hope it is good news

Always remember the tide goes out and the tide comes in. Let's see how you handle a few injuries. also he who laughs last............................ springs to mind

Tim can you tell the ed this is not a personal attack on you its banter that has been going on for months as for the nephew he will be coming home at the end of the week he says he will never drink again but i dont believe him no one could ever watch Celtic unless they are Pi5hed lol

Tony

Banter.

Tony hits nail on the head, find on the rangers page tho they can't take it. Least tony gives it back winds us up etc

How is he mate ? Will he be ok etc once hes healed up etc? Thoughts are with u & the family mate but back to the banter hope rangers get hammered buy the tax man lol

Come on you bhoys in green
Lenny

Dear ED, can you ban Tony for 2 months ha ha, no I give it I take, they are leaving some other poor soul alone when they diss me ha ha Timalloy
PS I will give bears pelters back over tax case dont worry

Hes ok Lenny had to have his face rebuilt by plastic surgeon even with all the bruising and stitches hes still not as ugly as Scot Brown lol

Tony

31 Oct 2011 15:19:01
I see that tramp Diouf has signed for Doncaster on a 3 month deal. And that's all he is......a tramp! That waster should be banned from football worldwide. A disgrace to the sport.

ChrisBhoy

Explain why he's a tramp chris ?

No explanation needed....

El Hadji Diouf - Double Winner :)

Why is he a tramp??? My goodness, you're clearly oblivious to reality .......as well as the tax man!! Hail hail

Here's why he's a no good tramp.......

November 2002: Accused of spitting at West Ham fans while at Liverpool
September 2003: Fined £5,000 and pleads guilty to spitting at Celtic fans at a Uefa Cup quarter-final the previous March
November 2004: Charged with spitting at an 11-year-old Middlesbrough fan while on loan at Bolton
November 2004: Fined two weeks' wages and banned for three games for spitting at Portsmouth's Arjan de Zeeuw
September 2009: Questioned by police over allegations he racially abused a ball-boy at Everton
January 2011: Accused of taunting QPR's Jamie Mackie while he lay injured during their FA Cup clash with Blackburn
March 2011: Sent off in Rangers' derby match with Celtic after an altercation with Neil Lennon and showing dissent towards the referee.
July 2011: Fails to report for Blackburn's pre-season tour to Austria

El hadji Diouff - Scumbag! FACT

Still doesn't make him a tramp .... FACT.... If hadjsters a tramp you'll be telling me Mr Lennons a male model next.... LARKYELLIS....

At least he appears at interviews shaven, not looking like a tramp.

Read the above rap sheet. Read it for feck sake!! It speaks for itself. He is a no good c*nt of the highest order....and I thought that about him long before he ever went to Rangers.

As a rangers supporter fo over 50 years diouff should never have been allowed near a rangers jersey never mind wearing one he is a disgrace to his profession the spitting incidents should have ensured he would never be signed major boob by walter smith llrf

Never onced said he was an angel or anything good about hadjster did i ? read my comments for feck sake as you put it ... just said the man not a tramp.... FACT... LARKYELLIS ... Calm down your worse than your manager Mr angry ...

31 Oct 2011 13:30:23
Afternoon ED007, under doctor's orders so in the house and bored stiff.
Firstly to unamed poster below, I support Celtic and as Lennon is our manager, I will support him until he leaves. I believe everybody is at fault at Celtic Park just now, players and management team. Lennon is inexperienced and makes mistakes, Maljby is supposed to be defensive coach he is doing a poor job, I don't think Thomson is a coach of any sorts full stop. Now to the players, I agree with Lennon that some are not giving 100% and they must look at themselves in the mirror and ask themselves questions.
Finally for now we hear all the rumours about drinking, Lawwell or our new chairman should come out publicly with a statement denying it or if there is a problem deal with it. Also come January they must release money for new players, the board are also guilty as they have not backed Lennon with proper funds. hail hail Timalloy

So, basically what you are saying is.... " your just not good enough" " your just not good enough "......? Good luck at Motherwell on Sunday, you'll need it ! 'Mon the Rangers !!!!!!!!!!!!

Celtic shuold not need proper funds to be above motherwell cos the dont have much funds

rs

He has had plenty of money, its his team his signings who are playing poor. Get him out i'm fed up with the same thing from our players after every game we dont win, " we cant drop a single point from now until the end of the season" Matthews has said it and Ki before the weekend now Ledley has come out and said it. Lennon said I would only step down if I felt I wasnt taking the team forward well is he thick we have went backwards to the Mowbray era in fact worse we were only 7 points behind at the turn of the year with Mowbray in charge. Rant over what do you make of my points ED do you agree?

DannyBhoy {Ed007's Note - Valid Danny.}

31 Oct 2011 10:23:51
message for the sainted timalloy , i came on here a couple of months ago and said lennon must go ! i was accused of all sorts, the worst being a bear in the woods . just wondering tim . in lennon we trust , does that still go ? i love the man but he is killing our team {Ed007's Note - Tim is not a saint, but if you don't even leave a name how is he meant to know who you are, I'd ignore your points.}

Ed you should have ignored this aswell as its not got a name ...lol

rs

31 Oct 2011 08:57:11
OK guys, lets have a list of a manager you fancy for the hoops job if Lenny walks. Lets see if their is any good shouts, and keep it sensible. I will start...
Alan Curbishley.

Gordon strachen - done us 3 tiles & no bad Europe but had busy up with bobo & mcgeady

Martin o'neill - gave us Larson Lennon Sutton etc but if he came i think he will want a big kitty

Slavin billic - one word. Jellavic. If he got the job b4 tony Mowbray then i believe he would have came to Celtic, think he's got the know how of the game & will use us as a stepping stone for England. Problem is he has managed Croatia under 21s & now the 1st team & got them into the euros (I think) so would be really head to get him but would be worth.

Come on you bhoys in green
Lenny

Martin O'Neill did NOT give Celtic Henrik Larsson.

Martin Oneil never gaves us larrson it was Wim Jansen ya plum!

Sean o'driscoll ,anyone but roy keane or david o'leary to be honest

How about just away one who's kissed the blarney stone.!

Lenny !!!!!! How does the song ( you stole from Everton ) go ? " and if you know your history " LMAO, you are a clacker............... 4 in a row, let the misery grow......... Lol

31 Oct 2011 01:48:13
ed i don't know what happened with you and that guy really but you seem annoyed so it must be serious i hope you banned him for life dont take crap of nobody hope your alright mate

campbell {Ed002's Note - The issue has been dispositioned.}