Celtic Banter Archive December 31 2012
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31 Dec 2012 23:34:09
just watched only an excuse. orange walk gangnam style . hilarious . i'd go .shammy
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Got to disagree with you Shammy mate I thought it was as funny as having piles . No pisstake of fat Sally but getting a dig at Brother walfrid about smoke bombs and making complaints about referees . Poor show it gets worse every year .......DH
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Ffs i give up, laugh its not sore its allowed now and again. Bad things happen to good people and your worried about a tv show!
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I'm not worried about a TV show mate . I just found it a bit crass making fun of the man who founded CFC who celebrated 125 yrs of unbroken history while the little unfunny tit gave his own club an easy ride .......DH
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You are worried about a tv show mate.
kians Da
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A tv show and DH is got his knickers kn a twist, queue the bbc boycott
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I think it's been on the slide for a few tears now to be honest. Remember folks you gotta be able to laugh at yourself if you want to laugh at others.........green jhedi
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Got to say I did not think the part about Brother Walfrid very amusing and thought they gave Fat Sally and his cronie's an easy ride, no mention at all of the new Rangers but hey ho this is the country we live in.
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01 Jan 2013 16:46:16
Disappointed. Been looking forward to it since feb 14th. They could've had a scene with the face painter ffs! Kisy
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Ffs take a joke its all in good faith they took a dig at ally and the pasty tax nd rangers being history... i thought it was better than its been for a few years.
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The show is dire, It has not been good for years. An abbundance of great material strangly overlooked (wonder why) and the same old characters rolled out every year macca, calderwood, dalgliesh .Watson aint been funny for years, the show died when tony roper left and what the hell has the orange lodge got to do with football .Rubbish like that is one of the reasons why we still have all this sectairian hatred in our country
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31 Dec 2012 23:30:25
Happy New Year to all the regular posters and Ed007............kbt1978
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31 Dec 2012 22:48:38
Happy transfer window when it opens. To TRFC & Hearts fans, happy Tuesday :-)
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Considering rangers can still register u18s and sign players if they want
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01 Jan 2013 14:54:13
sign them ..pay them but cant play them that sounds like a plan!!! (under 18, s excluded)
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31 Dec 2012 22:40:20
Merry 2013 everyone hope the Easter bunny was good to everyone and you all got lots of treats when you went trick or treating!
All joking aside happy new year to everyone wish everyone the best wishes for 2013 and another few trophies for the bhoys
Hail Hail
Cumby Bhoy
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31 Dec 2012 22:38:12
Happy new year to all on this site what ever team you support thanks to the regular contributors and the Eds for all thier work. Lets hope there is plenty more to write about and that people remember that its only a bit of banter. Dont take it to serious
ps Happy first New year to the wee club fae Govan lets hope you get your first trophy this new year
RANGOBANGO
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31 Dec 2012 21:39:15
If i dont get a chance later on, happy new year ed, and all contributors on this site apart from newco fans who think this will be just a continuation of last year....hh....jimthetim
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31 Dec 2012 21:26:15
Happy New Year to my fellow Tims, was going to go across to Sevcos page and wish them a happy new year too but they won't believe it's a new year they'll think it's a continuation of the old old one.....Stevie
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Well to the chinese and mayans its just another day mate
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31 Dec 2012 21:26:03
have you noticed . every post has more disagrees than agrees . and they say were obsessed . but that aside . i'm getting off now but to all you ghuys and ghirls .. A VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR .. hammy
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31 Dec 2012 21:21:27
Happy new year to everyone except the Rangers fans, who are adamant that it`s not a new year, just a continuation of the old one!
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What rangers fan said it was a continuation of 2012?
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@1; Really?............green jhedi
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@ 1 did it hit a nerve ally
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No rangers fan said this because they don't exist anymore
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Think sevco fans are obsessed with the champions...hail hail.
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31 Dec 2012 21:07:29
Don't you just love Jock Stein's quotes:-
Rangers fan: 'You only won the European Cup because you had 5 Protestants in your team!'
Stein responded: 'Well you've never won it and you've got eleven!'
Mrs E
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Haw haw Mrs E.
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Pure genius :)
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31 Dec 2012 19:48:20
ed , guys , the local cassanova died , my 2nd cousin . i bought his wee black book in a charity auction , for the hospice. i'm not sh****** any of women { they're out of my league } i'm sh****** a lower class . question is can i claim his history .. shammy
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Good 1 shammy
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The simple answer is yes Shammy cause you can buy another institutions history. It's not unique to that institution, it can be swapped, bartered traded and sold or given away. Many have been trying to buy Celtic's history for years..... Everybody wants to be the first British club to win the European Cup. Celtic can always sell that history. Rangers history was sold to Charles Green for not much money at all. Cheap history.
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@ 2 . seriously , what you smokin.. but if your right absolutely f***** excellent .. excellent, when that lottery comes up, i won the battle of bannockburn , acht i think i fancy winning at stirling bridge as well . so i can just take over from bruce and wallace ... you cant buy history .. shammy
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Wallace was a second generation Norman, youngest son and married to the Norman Sherriff of Ayr's daughter, baron of Crawford. He was a Norman lowlander from south of the Clyde and never wore a kilt, ever. He never met with Robert the Bruce. Wallace fought against an army of Argyllshire and Hebridean Scots (Gaels) who had 600 Gaelic Irishmen totalling 1, 500. {Ed007's Note - Looks like Wallace isn't the only 'Norman' here.}
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I bought the Roman Empire History.
My brother bought Ancient Egyptian history.
My other brother bought Ancient Greek history.
Sevco bought the Mayans history and died in 2012.
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Sounds great. but can i buy his history. no i can never be wallace. i am fat bloke that cant fight .shammy {Ed007's Note - Wouldn't you be buying being dead as part of his history? Or maybe he isn't dead, it was the company that owned him that died......
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@ 4, you made that up. How do you know Wallace never wore a kilt?
Stan
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31 Dec 2012 19:20:06
Anybody in Scotland who buys the DR is giving their cash to a Rangers media machine, perception peddling nonsense. If you don't support sevco don't support their media. Jabba gone to Mordor as director communications says it all. Fine wines, succulent lamb, dm's lapdog.
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Buying the DR is putting your money into Hately and KJ and Co.s pockets, keeping them in a nice earner.
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31 Dec 2012 17:23:22
£49 for a last 16 ticket?
Utter joke in my opinion n just a sheer insult to the fans,
Can't believe thats the price to watch juve have the majority of possession after also taking in of excess of 25m
Sad days
Greenbhoy67
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Or £37 for season ticket holders.
You're such a wee cutie, coming on here to declare its 'sad days' having to pay to watch the glorious Celtic in the last 16 of the worlds most prestigious club competition.
Love your wee dig about possession...bless your wee cotton socks
Mrs E
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Gotta disagree mate.While i realise that the price does seem steep for many we had a great package price for the group stage.We clearly are losing a lot of match day revenue, for lots of reasons, but think of one thing.If the atmosphere, and result, match the Barca night is it worth it? Having watched Celtic home and abroad for over 40 years that night will stay with me for ever.From the fans display to the singing to Watts goal it was a special Celtic night.On our birthday too! I really do feel for any fan who cant afford it, i really do, but i'm afraid this is the modern game................green jhedi
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You have a choice mate, you dont have to pay it . i wil consider myself lucky if i can get two tickets .. and that is why they are the price they are . ps i'd pay double that for the last eight .. shammy
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I know times are tuff but that seems good to me because over here to watch a hockey game it's like 90$ the lowest ticket. They did give the fans a break with the last set of tickets did they not? Cause I remember Celtic coming out and saying they will lower the prices.
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It's actually £37 for season book holders which in this day is par for the course . Just imagine if Rangers hadn't gone defunct I think we would have been paying near enough that for Ibrox and vice versa . Remember it's a last 16 CL against one of the biggest and best teams in the world and not Ross County or Dundee who no offence to them you would be paying near enough £30........DH
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@1 Getting mine for £34. Sitting next to the gods with a wee bit of restricted view. Well worth every penny and a great deal for the ST holders.
Bankie Bhoy
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Stop being a wee blue Grinch sevco boy. This money is happily parted with. It helps buy the next stars. £50 times 60, 000 is £3m but of course there's 15, 000 more expensive seats, match day hospitality, TV rights, merchandise, ..... The memories, especially when it's a clean team no financial doping.
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The guy complains about ticket prices so he has got to be a rangers fan...
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Agree with all the replies. I have happily paid £37 for each of mine. Last 16 of the champions league against a european giant. Anything can happen. The £49 won't matter as there will hardly be a ticket left at that price after the season ticket holders all buy theres, exec, and the UEFA dignitaries get theirs. Best atmosphere around on CL nights bar none! If you were actually one of us, you would have been there and had a taste of it and wouldn't be interested in the price. To answer your complaints directly...Im not insulted, only the best team in the world had much more possession than us at CP, Doesn't make a jot of difference how much we have earned up till now, the price reflects the quality of the event your paying into, and..last 16, top of the league, SPL Champions, raking in the dough, young talented team worth tens of millions, oh and we have BIG VIC. OH AY MATE SAD TIMES. I'm gonna drink away my depression tonight!
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FFS I've never seen so many disagrees in one night ......DH
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Best team in the world who arent european champions or spanish champions, thats logical
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@11 I smell a wee sevconian lol, green bhoy, you don't have to go mate, it will be on the telly but what an atmosphere you will miss, stop the fag's and drink for a couple of week's and go and see the Celtic. Oh if you stopped the drink and fag's completly, you might be able to get yourself a season ticket.The last part's are just a bit of kidology mate I know a lot of people can't afford the price of some ticket's but that's what you pay for success.
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31 Dec 2012 17:09:11
Happy new year to one and all from Co Derry ....TTTS
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Happy new year to you as well .. shammy
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Have happy new year bhoy and ghirls, hope it agood one for all, bring on Juve.
Vambo
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31 Dec 2012 15:37:08
If there are any Celtic fans left who buy the Ranger i would hope Jackson has now chased them off. His piece in today's paper(?) is nothing short of a flat out attack on our club. To go on and on about the disturbance at Dundee was pathetic and worthy of his mentor Traynor.I was at Dundee and never saw a thing, i was at the front as we had a kid with us, but did hear of some trouble after Dundee fans threw coins.There was also, allegedly, Celtic fans who took offence to IRA chants and were arguing among themselves.I have not seen one picture, still or clip, to show how bad this "riot" was.As they might say in court it's all hearsay.Contrast this to The rangers fans at ibrox.It seems to be the norm, reading other teams tweets, that any dissent regarding the new club is met with a barrage of coin throwing.Then there was the assaulting of Police officers at a home game.And only this weekend we had a banned sectarian song being chanted as they clinched a lucky win against QUEENS PARK!.Any mention from Jackson? It would appear that bullying, intimidation and flat out threats gets you preferential treatment in this country.Shocking!.............green jhedi
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I haven't read it all GJ...i got as far as:-
'Rangers were savaged by a foaming-mouthed pack then ripped limb from limb' (zombie anyone ?)
Now I don't like greed or cheating but if I was David Murray, I would sue for being called that in a national newspaper.
But then David Murray has form for doing this to clubs, it was him that was also first to stick the boot into Airdrie.
On the Dens Park riots, i will reserve judgement until the TV footage has been studied and see how many more arrests are made to add to the shocking total of 5 (FIVE). It was good to see Dundee play on Saturday, fantastic achievement rebuliding their stadium in 3 days. Hats off to them.
My Son's 'ambition' is to see a Boca Juniors game.. now that looks like a riot. Keith Jackson could only dream of reporting on something like that.
Happy New Year to you all & best wishes for 2013 x ~ Mrs E
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I've Rangers mates who are embarrassed with him and Hately's stuff. Alex Salmond props up the DR and SM with taxpayers money, yours and mine. I'm fiercefully defensive of the freedoms of the press but this self governance model doesn't work. Any Editor who approves such material for printing should be sacked. Imagine if it was pointed at the other lot, and they rioted, it would be universally condemned.
I only occasionally look at the dr and s*n online it cost me nothing and they get nothing. {Ed007's Note - That is not actually correct, even when you read them online they receive money plus it helps them with higher viewing figures to entice advertisers etc.}
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@ mrs E; I was lucky enough to see a Boca v River Plate game around 8 years ago. It was just stunning. For a 5 pm kick off the ground is full at lunchtime! The noise, flares and banners are incredible.True hatred and very scary.........green jhedi
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This is what jabba the hunt did to ingratiate himself with ra people for a couple of months before he left the daly ranger . so maybe he has a job waiting . maybe jabbas arsewipe . and before anybody points it out , i know i got a letter wrong in hutt , i just dont know if it's the n or the h .. shammy
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GJ it's time to get of that sanctimonious pedestal of yours and grow up. Two wrongs don't make a right yet you try to deny things that were bad enough for Messs Lawwell and Lennon to condemn by trying to deflect onto another club. On the actual football front Rangers scored a late goal against Queens Park but does that make it a lucky result? Maybe you should concern yourself about the team who has won 12 out of 20 league games this season and whether that is acceptable or not. If you want to check out something else why not look at AIM stock exchange and see how many millions more Rangers are valued than the 'Tic.....Blue Wookie
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Aw Blue Wookie....bless your wee cotton socks too xxx
Celtic got to that position on the stock exchange by paying their creditors and investing wisely.
Not sure how much your new club is worth but its on paper and if anyone (not that they would dare) tries to cash in, the price will plummet.
Never mind, you have a squad will massive sell on value etc I'm sure it'll be fine. ~ Mrs E
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Gj , i hate to say it but blue wookie is right. there was nothing lucky about it . it is all by design . have you not noticed how their results have improved since they started getting top grade officals. { unheard of in the third division til this season} so gj mind your ps and qs . it's not luck it's cheating just like it was with the dead ancestors .. shammy
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To all on this site (especially Mrs. E) - here's hoping you all have a great New Year - all the best to you and your's folks :) Blue Wookie
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Murray Park going cheap in the sales.
Then once Green and his chums have all the stash in a single account its offski. Green gone by March.
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You too Blue Wookie, best wishes.
I'm feeling charitable this year and really do hope you win the league ;-)
Mrs E
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@ (oh so blue) wookie; What a load of nonsense.If you try and actually read the post i never denied anything.I personally never seen anything, i did counter that with the fact i was at the front.I also stated that i heard of some trouble but nothing to the extent of what was printed in the days after the game.Do you not find it strange that in the Orwellian state we now live in there has been no sign of any pictorial evidence? No CCTV footage? No Police footage, considering they had a large presence filming fans? As for your lucky result, really? Consider the player for player stats, the amount paid in wages.How many international players were in the Queens team? They also had a player sent off when every pundit says it was very harsh and missed a one on one with your goalkeeper minutes before you scored.My point was really, why do you feel the need to sing a sectarian song because of a last minute winner against Queens Park? Is this how you are "making friends" climbing the league pyramid? I also notice you say nothing about the coin throwing incidents at ibrox this season. Bit selective there eh? As for the share prices, what drives a share price? Hmm. As for the twelve out of twenty league wins. Top of the SPL, League cup semi, Scottish cup, i feel i have missed something out here.....Oh that's right CL LAST 16 V JUVENTUS! Just one thought for you to ponder, we have made more money from one cup run than your whole share issue. But good luck v Elgin, Annan, Stirling Albion etc. Laughable post, i look forward to your next ramble............green jhedi
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Will celtic beat juve or will it be the worst defeat for a Scottish club in the last 16 of the champs league ever, a record already held by celtic, well done boys
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Utter nonsense.Is your hatred of celtic making you invent stats now? Liverpool v Besiktas is the biggest defeat in the group stage 8-0. Eintracht Frankfurt do hold a quite stunning record though, biggest win over two legs in a semi. They beat a now defunct team, rangers i think they were called, 12-4.I also think Juve beat the same defunct team 8-0 over two legs.........green jhedi
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31 Dec 2012 13:38:05
Just read that parasite Keith Jackson's article in the Daily Rangers. What a sad piece of journalism. He dictates that 2012 was a sad year for Scottish football and then goes on to lambast Celtic for the trouble at the Dundee game last week. Thsi just shows you that they are all sitting in the wee corners in the dark waiting to highlight any little bit of bad news about the bhoys. Barely a mention of them going bust, the people left behind, owed a fortune, the national team failure, the "dont bless yourself at Ibrox" story and of couse dont ever mention them all singing their party tune at Hampden on Saturday. I am amazed that this low life can be allowed to write sucha one sided article in a national newspaper. Very lazy journamlismm which is obviously written to appease his puppet master at Ibrox. Actually I wonder if the name Keith Jackson is a pseudonym being used by big JT Its such a bad state of affairs that the newspaper will not allow people to comment on their stories, whats wrong with them, are they too scared the truth will out.
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Scottish football thrived, the league is more competitive than ever, celtic beat barcelona and are in the last sixteen, it was sad if you followed his team who died in 2012
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Sevco Rangers have more trouble week in week out than the Dens Park game. The party songs (banned sectarian bigotry) are sung every single week.
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I don't know why people are getting upset about what's written in the daily ranger, it's been happening for year's, it ain't going to change.Im afraid it's the country we live in, get used to it, I have.
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31 Dec 2012 12:51:23
this is not a rumour ed but had to highlight the most biased attack on celtic since jim traynor left for the new rangers-keith jackson reviewing the year in the record, rangers going into administration and then liquidation, their fans being arrested and singing "those" songs again just to tell everyone it was the celticfans who caused it all-well according to wee keith
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What about the numerous death threats of Sevco Rangers fans? Particularly of the SFA tribunal as highlighted by the QC on TV and his family being protected 24/7 by anti terrorist officers. What about the numerous other threats arrests and disturbances. What about McCoist insisting on the names of the tribunal, against the rules of the SFA for protection reasons? What about the mendacity and lies of numerous associated with Rangers? Not least of all Pinochio CG? Rangers The worst support in uk, then now for always!
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31 Dec 2012 12:38:26
just had look on the rankers site and i am very dismayed that no posts on there anywhere showing any sympathy for all the creditors who have lost money through no fault of their own all they talk about is transfers , is it any wonder nobody likes them , all they want to do is blame anyone else they can , even their share issue was a joke as we will all see in the near future
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Well its a brand new club with no history and no debts why should they feel for creditors?
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276 financial victims of the dark side. To add to all the other victims. To be fair (as we always are) their CG appointed figurehead Chairman apologised months ago. Which of course is an admission of guilt. But you'll never get that from UKs worst supporters.
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31 Dec 2012 11:48:20
Happy new tear to all on this site.I think it is fair to say it has been a remarkable 2012.For me the moments of 2012 were when Tony Watt fired past valdes and then the actual final whistle to that game.Then we can also say still with alarge degee of surreality 2012 saw the ultimate death of the dark side of the force.
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