Celtic Banter Archive August 30 2010

 

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30 Aug 2010 23:37:58
Could it be the King Henrik that is about to rock scottish football?

Cant see bono playing for celtic. . Lennon can't find what he is looking for. . never mind bono

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30 Aug 2010 23:36:39
Good joke about the playstation , but I heard it like this
q, what does a Celtic fan do when his team wins a European match away
a, turns off the x-box

Scottish champions Rangers earned almost 10 times as much as Glasgow rivals Celtic for their participation in European football last season.
Rangers took in £14m in television revenue and prize money as a result of their involvement in the Champions League group stage.
That was despite picking up only two points in a disappointing campaign.
On their way to finishing third in their Europa League group, Celtic earned just £1.5m.
That will 30 mill in 2 seasons thanks for the cash it will keep the bailers away aye we are skint
 
As above says rangers are really skint 30 mill in 2 seasons and that's only European money there talking about
if they were that skint why have they just spent 6 mill on new players? Surely they wouldn't have nae money to spend doh or nae dough 2 in row

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30 Aug 2010 23:25:10
30 Aug 2010 22:26:53
For what its worth i have a taxi booked to pick up a party of 3 from Edinburgh airport to Celtic park Tuesday morning arriving from Birmingham.

Am a taxi driver and I've never had a hire knowing the number of the party just the booking name and where it is going ya muppet ,
if big carlos goes to Celtic , gers a due 35percent of the deal (contract?
Robinho he is going to AC do you think he would rather play at Inverness rather in Italy? 120 grand a week get real
riqumllie no chance
stokes good signing
henrik larsson will be back til janurary trust me am a taxi driver I know these things had Lennon in the back couple of weeks ago he was on the phone talking to him
keane will also sign loan deal again
rangers are trying to get 2 experanced internationals 1 from Italy and other from Germany on loan watch this space
the taxi driver with know how 67 /88

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30 Aug 2010 23:03:22

To whoever posted this!

30 Aug 2010 19:38:51
People who say keane will not be coming because we are gettin stokes are talking rubbish
we have
Samaras should be away
Rasmussen away to mainze
dont know what hapening with Ben Hutchison
Murphy bench
Mcgowan he is going
Hooper we will play him
Stokes we wil play him (unless we get keane)
Keane defo play him
so if we don't get keane we have 3 strikers what happens of two get injured we have 1 striker what can we do if we don't get Keane or another strikerHutchison signed for Lincoln City on a season long loan!
McGowan signed for st mirren on a season long loan!
Tomorrow will be interesting after the window shuts for the EPL at 6pm and is open until midnight in the SPL
once the players find out if they are in the 25 man squad we could have a few options of getting players on loan.
Maybe Keane again! also heard Swap Brown for McFaddy.
Hail Hail

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30 Aug 2010 22:54:33
Q:what will a rangers fan do when his team beat celtic and man utd back to back?
A:turn off his playstation.

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30 Aug 2010 22:45:46
Paddy McCourt was spotted twice on Crow road in Glasgow, that must mean he is signing for . . . oh wait

We need another striker please

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30 Aug 2010 22:21:26
I am fed up with all the doom and gloom because there is no big signing (yet) how about giving the team a chance instead of slagging it off .if your a proper supporter you go to the game and get behind whoever pulls on that jersey .

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30 Aug 2010 20:10:01
A lot of idiots on here that talk some amount of pish, either that or a bunch of 10 year olds who think they know what they're on about, when really they're fannys who can't even spell. . lets just wait and see what happens tomorrow but i wouldn't be surprised if its not very much.
We already have enough talent to beat a skint rangers team anyway.

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30 Aug 2010 19:45:36
People who say keane will not be coming because we are gettin stokes are talking p*sh
we have
Samaras should be away
Rasmussen away to mainze
dont know what hapening with Ben Hutchison
Murphy bench
Mcgowan he is going
Hooper we will play him
Stokes we wil play him (unless we get keane)
Keane defo play him
so if we don't get keane we have 3 strikers what happens of two get injured we have 1 striker what can we do if we don't get Keane or another striker

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30 Aug 2010 19:31:28
People who say keane will not be coming because we are gettin stokes are talking p*sh
we have
Samaras should be away
Rasmussen away to mainze
dont know what hapening with Ben Hutchison
Murphy bench
Mcgowan he is going
Hooper we will play him
Stokes we wil play him (unless we get keane)
Keane defo play him
so if we don't get keane we have 3 strikers what happens of two get injured we have 1 striker what can we do if we don't get Keane or another striker

30 Aug 2010 19:22:22
30 Aug 2010 18:34:12
Eittat Rehcnum (spelling) is the name of the other Glasgow Celtic loan target in the mould of "lubo "slovakian youth player
one star 67


Tattie Muncher spelt backwards. If you have nothing positive to say, stay on your own site ya muppet.

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30 Aug 2010 18:56:35
Stokes defo not signing. Clubs have agreed fee but stokes holding out for more money than bein offered, don't know any figures he has supposedly left without signing.
Is this another player we r not getting?

HES AWREADY SIGNED YA NUMPTY!

Here mate you cany call him a person :L
Hes having a medical tomorow morning ;)

Hail Hail

30 Aug 2010 18:51:34
Fellow Tims please stop talking crap aboot the Hoops Keane will not be signing he'll stay down south.
Also whom ever wrote a swap Brown n Crosas for Kyle F* king laffety. . .Remove ur head from ur backside!
Celts have signed Stokes £1.2mill subject to medical
Still after another striker but won't be a big name am afraid.
Fingers crossed we get rid of Samaras aswell
KTF

30 Aug 2010 18:39:54

Rangers list of players coming in tomorrow.
jenas
owen
hutton
lovenkrands
guttuso
healy
adebayor
i think james beattie will be able to keep adebayor on the bench.
giro bear

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30 Aug 2010 18:14:34

Get a grip lafferty 2 celtic stay aff the drugs m8 FS.

30 Aug 2010 17:58:08
30 Aug 2010 15:23:29
Celtic to re-sign striker Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink on a 1-year-deal.

WRONG! JVoH signed for Rapid Vienna today.
Jungle Bhoy.

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30 Aug 2010 17:19:56

Celtic to re-sign striker Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink on a 1-year-deal - Aye very good he has just signed for Rapid Vienna! ! !

30 Aug 2010 17:17:01
Celtic fc latest big name signing! lol

Not content with already signing 10 unknowns and being the laughing stock of europe the ginger1 blows another 1 million plus on a player who failed to make the grade down south! and the best bit is this is UR BIG SUMMER SIGNING(bellamy NO, keane NO, bullard NO, stokes YES) haha must be tough being a manky tim this summer watching the other half bring in real quality players! not ur average/no body else wants them/ players that celtic seemed to have settled for. .

3 in a row

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30 Aug 2010 16:55:31

If the european cup was so easy to win back then, how come your crap lot never won it.
Ben Bhoy 1916

30 Aug 2010 16:55:17
29 Aug 2010 23:20:54
People who say keane will not be coming because we are gettin stokes are talking p*sh
we have
Samaras should be away
Rasmussen away to mainze
dont know what hapening with Ben Hutchison
Murphy bench
Mcgowan he is going
Hooper we will play him
Stokes we wil play him (unless we get keane)
Keane defo play him
so if we don't get keane we have 3 strikers what happens of two get injured we have 1 striker what can we do if we don't get Keane or another striker

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30 Aug 2010 16:45:35

Scottish champions Rangers earned almost 10 times as much as Glasgow rivals Celtic for their participation in European football last season.
Rangers took in £14m in television revenue and prize money as a result of their involvement in the Champions League group stage.
That was despite picking up only two points in a disappointing campaign.
On their way to finishing third in their Europa League group, Celtic earned just £1.5m.
That will 30 mill in 2 seasons thanks for the cash it will keep the bailers away aye we are skint

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30 Aug 2010 16:31:55
Cant believe stokes is coming he aint celtic class he tried down in england and failed miserably and we should be looking for somone who can score goals anywere with the money we brought in last month or so our aim should be higher than stokes. .

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30 Aug 2010 15:53:25

1 season wonder? We made the final 3 years later ya dafty. then up until 1980 we made 3 quarter finals and 2 semis. hardly 1 season wonders. In that time you made it to the 2nd round only and got far in the pissy cup winners cup. I know which I'd rather have aswell. We will 1 day get to 50 then 60 league titles but you will NEVER lift the biggest prize in club football. That honour goes only to the 21 REAL CHAMPIONS of club football. I wouldn't trade our star for 100 of your pish ones.

play
4 teams to get to the final
3 teams to get to the semis
2 teams to get to the 1/4 s
that's what you call a hard tournie
league is your bread and butter
now a days would you expect to play 5 teams and be the champions league winners?

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30 Aug 2010 15:11:43
Told u last week bout stokes

love 2 say i told u so! !

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30 Aug 2010 14:59:42
30 Aug 2010 09:48:50
1 massive star - 1 season wonder?

5 wee stars - 50 years of domination?

Enough said I know what I would rather have?

Bridey bhoy you've not got a clue what point you trying to make

Glasgow Celtic world record holders
29 and counting ( 1 away win)

Glasgow Rangers world record holders 53 and counting (5 - wee stars)

Bridey wean you still havnt told me 1967 team line up/ scorer etc agaisnt the top qualtiy 5 teams you played?


1 season wonder? We made the final 3 years later ya dafty. then up until 1980 we made 3 quarter finals and 2 semis. hardly 1 season wonders. In that time you made it to the 2nd round only and got far in the pissy cup winners cup. I know which I'd rather have aswell. We will 1 day get to 50 then 60 league titles but you will NEVER lift the biggest prize in club football. That honour goes only to the 21 REAL CHAMPIONS of club football. I wouldn't trade our star for 100 of your pish ones.
Ben Bhoy 1916

30 Aug 2010 14:59:33
Jaun roman Riquelme going to Celtic new lubo
come on the hoops bargain 2.7 mill reports are he is at parkhead

i would actually propose to neill lennon if this happens. he`s a quality player . . . bloody hell you got me excited now

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30 Aug 2010 14:30:38

To the guy that wrote:

Celtic to buy cole! £25 a bag

Just because your own club is so skint they can't afford to buy a round in a pub don't belittle others who have the resources to strengthen their club. Get a life pal! I expect lennon and Lawwell to spring a surprise close to deadline. Just watch. Mon the Hoops.

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30 Aug 2010 12:48:44

Is this the same Faddy who started against Bolton today and the same Faddy who McLeish told Stv news that Faddy is going nowhere in this transfer window (check the website) stop coming on here and spouting s* te ya bawbag

what are you talking about faddy doesn't play for mcleish I think your getting your facts mixed up so don't you come here and mouth off yaw bawbag

What team does faddy play for eh Birmingham, who manages Birmingham eh McLEISH you absolute tosser

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30 Aug 2010 11:41:35
Sorry to upset u so much but after reading that keane was in talks with Celtic in a newspaper ( not plucked out of thin air) I decided to share it. Keane may come he may not but until the window shuts tomorrow at 6 or keane has signed for someone else then I and my fellow hoops fans have every right to indulge in the dream that robbie is coming back to paradise! If you want to throw negative vibes there is a rangers forum on here as well and I'm sure they would find your opinon on us deluded fans in line with there's! Hail hail there's only 2 keanos!

30 Aug 2010 11:32:10
Has anyone signed Diomansey Kamara?

aarbee

30 Aug 2010 11:30:55
In reply to this!

This is my strongest celtic team
Forster
Cha Majstorovic Ronge Izzy
Kayal
Juarez Ledley
Maloney McCourt
Hooper
what do you think my fellow tims?

Forster

Cha- Majstorovic- ?? ? - Izzy

Kayal

Juarez- Brown- Ledley- Maloney

Hooper

As you can see i think we need an experienced CB/Captain.

aarbee

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30 Aug 2010 10:09:22
OUT=GK.a.boruc(2m) RB.p.caddis(250k) DF.s.mcmanus(2m) DF.j.thompson LB.naylor(free) RW.a.mcgeady(10m)MF.ferry(250k)MFz.zheng(free) LW.k.mizuno(free)FW.m.a.fortune(2.5m)FW.c.sheridan(500k)FW.m.rasmussen(loan) ane expect samaras(1.5) crosas(500k) and loovens(loan) out by wed for about 2 mill between them making it just under 20 million brought in player sales so that's a whole new team signed for a profit of 7 million

yeh but that's makes up all for all the duds mowbary signed and got rid of all the team cadwell mcdonald etc how much did they all sign for Celtic then work out cash we made when we sold them? The money we paid keane last season fir six months day light robbery , ?

30 Aug 2010 09:48:50
1 massive star - 1 season wonder?

5 wee stars - 50 years of domination?

Enough said I know what I would rather have?

Bridey bhoy you've not got a clue what point you trying to make

Glasgow Celtic world record holders
29 and counting ( 1 away win)

Glasgow Rangers world record holders 53 and counting (5 - wee stars)

Bridey wean you still havnt told me 1967 team line up/ scorer etc agaisnt the top qualtiy 5 teams you played?

30 Aug 2010 09:44:09

In Reply to this! !


Mcfadden not in birmingham team at all ( Including subs ) so either he was in glasgow or he has fell out with mcleish but can not see that
source bolton v birmingham team sheet

stop typing pish ya flid , he played and was subbed after 67 mins , where do these idiots come from , half of them should crawl back into their maws fuds coz they are under cooked

stokes tomorrow probably and some last minute frantic failed attempt to get keane so liewell can cover his arse claiming we tried its not our fault

either deliver PCL or stare at 1000's of empty green plastic seats , its us the fans that bring the thunder not you clowns


mon the hoops , back the team sack the PLC


Do you understand that there is an world economic crisis at the moment or are you stupid?

The Celtic board have done a fantastic job, most notably Peter Lawwell. To have any kind of financial stability at the moment is fantastic.

Yes we have to buy to sell, as a result of not making the Champions League, but we are only doing what every other club in world football should be doing. We are not competing on a level playing field, if we were Rangers would have to sell every player to service thier debt and by doing so would guarantee CL football for the next 10 years.

Back the Board

Back Lennon (Once he gets the expeirienced players he said, about 100 times, that we need we will be ok)

Celtic spending their own money, how many teams can say that.

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30 Aug 2010 00:04:43
THE POINT IS THIS. . . .DOESNT MATTER WHO IS IN FRONT OF YOU. . .BEAT THEM AND DO YOUR BEST. .
SOMETHING YOUR TINY LITTLE TEAM HAVENT HAD THE OPPERETUNITY TO DO! !WHY? COZ YOUR TEAM HAVE NEVER BEEN GOOD ENOUGH! !
1967! ! WOT A YEAR! !
WALLY! ! BRILLIANT! SALLY, EVEN BETTER!
Bhrydo Bhoy. . . . . paying for wallys weans! !

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