Celtic Banter Archive May 02 2012

02 May 2012 22:29:16
ED 007;Jeeze.you have created a monster mate! just catching up with the Thai Tims on you tube,have you ever seen kids spread joy like this in your life? Mrs Jhedi is sitting here bubbling her eyes out(not far behind if the truth be told!) at these wonderful kids.Many thanks for what you have done in getting them here. What gets me is they know every player,seeing Izzy and shouting his name before mobbing him,Legends!And going crazy when they spot Lenny! The Broony,they are sensational.Lets ram Paradise for them and bring the thunder just for them! JCGE of the Thai Tims! More than a club,so much more!...........green jhedi {Ed007's Note - There was a lot more important people that done a lot more than me GJ, thank you though. I know you and your good lady like to get out and about and do some travelling so here is a link that might interest you:

www.glasgowconcerthalls.com/whatson/event/124434-Thai-Tims-&-Friends

Tickets bought mate,my two gers mates are even going to see them,say they are leaving when it gets "too celticy" haha! showed them clips and they loved them,thats the effect these amazing kids have on you.Their just so feckin happy! It's like a smiling disease!.........green jhedi

Thanks smashey, now lets here a bit of you aint seen nuthin yet!"
"too rite nicey"

Hey ed, i dont know what you did to help the Thai Tims, but no matter how small or how big i just want to say good job not only to you but to anyone else who has helped and if you know ppl or could tell them say good job to them from all of use im sure. this is truley what Celtic is and what we are all about. this is out of Canada and i am glad and proud that not only to be a bhoy but to know that a wee man from Canada helped us out, i wasnt around at that time and know he took alot of heat but glad to see that he is better liked now the others problems(not too mention others that hepled to make Celtic what it is), and i just talked with me grandfather(who moved from Glasgow to here,who i am forever greatfull for him to introduce Celtic to me which we seem to have a greater bond then anyone else in the family, and i intend to pass it on throughout generations) and even not knowing the internet to well he knows of them and you can just hear the joy in his voice for this is what they do. they are more then just a fan club just like Celtic is more then a footballclub. i get choked up with the videos and i hope that the green brigade has something planned, but either way its going to be great for all.
Canuck Bhoy {Ed007's Note - Thanks a lot. Your grandfather sounds like a wise man with excellent taste in football teams.}

02 May 2012 21:22:31
have you suffurd injury iz a result ae an accsident....
did you pay good monie pre-seasun thinkin ye wur gonae get value fur monie then
ye wur lied tae ... weer injury lawyurs fur gers, weer heer tae tell ye thit ye huv hee haw chance ae evur gettin yur monie bak fae craigo whyte,
bit hey s**t happins if ye think this year wiz rufffff wait till the stert ae nekst,so fk aff n giez ah call in july,
" aye the big plus fur me wiz bein able tae paey less fur ma seezin book n huvin a hale row ah seets tae yursell jist tae lie bak n take a snooze while waitin fur sumbidy owur 18 tae kick the baw!"
" the doonside iz everybidy askin,
" hey mistur gonnae buy uz sum buckie iz the wee guy says wur aw undurage?"

02 May 2012 20:24:19
Hi Ed, wasn't going to post again for a week or two with my main exams starting in just over two weeks but thought I best reply to my last post after your kind words about me, thanks. Sorry to hear about your Dad mate, I'm sure he is in a better place now like my brother is. Just read you help out the Thai Tims, well done, I think anyone who has seen them can't help but be inspired and me and my family will be making a donation to the cause.
JFT96
Smithy {Ed007's Note - Thanks very much Smithy. Good luck with your exams, and keep your chin up.}

Keep it together young man,get those exams in im sure you will do great in them.good luck..........green jhedi

Good post. in many ways. a man with a good heart.

02 May 2012 19:54:08
large number of empty seats at ibrokes tonight! Have they walked away or maybe having a singsong in the toilets. Andy63

It would appear that a slap from Celtic encourages walking away!...........green jhedi

Looks like there boycotting of SPL games has started tonight

Lubo25

Dont think they have come out of hiding yet , CLUB DEMISE,NOW GERS FANS DEMISE ,YOU CANNY MAKE IT UP,JIMMC

How bad are Dundee Utd ......DH

Naw naw boays thats a form ah protest coz wuv wurked oot whit seats belang tae tickit bus so as ah say we refuse tae sit oan thum
end of bit whit ah kin say iz thit thur aur 15,000 peepul in the toilits, fk sake ed thats sum amount ah pish!,
ah bit like this blug ed ,
here n ahl tell ye anuthur thing we WONT be walkin away fae the bogs iz wur ranjurs,RITE!
aw fk this boays anybidy fancy ah pint?

02 May 2012 17:40:44
Season book up & now £88 for me and my 4 yr old to get new top! Flamin rip off!

02 May 2012 17:09:47
BREKKIN NEWS BIG ED
" BILL MILLER UR
"muller lite" iz he iz tae be aflikshunatuly called oan here
hiz announcid thit he iz the forerunnur tae take owur the "RACE" yae sine the aforemenshund currints,
" bib bull sade" howdy ya bunch ah english folk acrose the pond,my names big muller lite n ah wid like tae take this opurtunity tae thank aw the 1 othur peepul thit wiz biddin aganst me, when push came tae kick davo murrys son paul wiz an ootstaunin candidate n so wiz big jaws iz ah like tae col um shark face, nevur stood ah chance when asked tae pit thur hauns in thur poakits wee paul came oot wae a hankie, a bit a chewin gum, an auld comdom, & £3,14 n a thrupennie bit, moo ah no thit that wiz mer thin wee craigo wiz reddy tae paey bit hey sumtimes s**t happens pardnurs, n if ye think wee craigo was a criminal then am the m****r F****n fred west of criminals,so its a hearty hi ho silverburn fae me ,n tonto here n ah look forwurd tae meetin up wae you three ranjurs supporturs prob oan 3 weeks tues, naw naw ahm playiun pool that nite,wat about 5 weeks oan wed?
naw ahm attendin a rodeo that nite, dont wurry peepul cos am aimin tae get ovur ther real soon tae pit sum price tags on afew things ,like the big brick house on the pririe( goddam thats one ugly m f building guys so thats gonna have to go), n when I turn your quaint little murry park into a baseball pitch hey your gonna love guys so its bye for now & I@ll leave you in the culpable hands of my beutiful assistant yours truly wee pat oh &
by the way "WEE WUR THE PEEPUL" & "in WALDO we trusted" here boays wur gonae huv a competishun n the winnur gets tae press the buttun thit swings the big baw it the end ae the crane for a demulishun derby acrose it ibrux
CUMIN SOON ,jist need tae get aw the coppur pipe oot furst ed waste no waant no.

02 May 2012 13:13:34
Just watched the video of the Rangers' "faithful support" destroying the CP toilets whilst singing the most shameful, disgusting songs.

However, surprisingly enough, i didn't have the overwhelming feeling of disgust, I sat back with a huge grin on my face as I again feel vindicated in knowing and professing that "the Rangers" have the most vile, disgusting support in world football!

Still hope they're in the SPL next year though, we're gonna tow 'em for years to come! NewCo, new club, new beginings......and no history! Deid!! lol

Miko x

Strathclyde's finest say they have arrested 1 but still reviewing footage and liaising with Celtic Park to identify any others involved in alleged vandalism within toilets.

Shame the officers in the video did not have the guts to radio for backup and arrest these "supporters"

DazzaBhoy {Ed007's Note - I had a rant about it last night Dazza. Terrible action (non-action) from the police there, I wonder if there bosses are happy with their officers.}

I'm sick ranting about it Ed, They don't state anything about the (non) action of there officers but have said they will take action against those they can pick out in the video.
By taking action they are admitting what was happening in front of the officers was against the law!

DazzaBhoy {Ed007's Note - Exactly Dazza, the police have basically watched crimes being committed and done nothing until after the event.}

ED007, Dazzabhoy talking to my mate on the force about this, and he says that although one or two policemen could not have arrested anyone on the spot by themselves, what they should have done was get help and stop anyone leaving, and then take all names and addresses, he feels this was not done at it would have taken policemen away from crowd control. I then asked why not simply lock doors, put two policemen guarding them, and when crowd disperse then go back and deal with offenders. Timalloy {Ed007's Note - Sorry for the cut and paste Tim but here is my opinion on dealing with situations like that.........

As I suggested earlier Glenn send in 25 police officers, with another 20/30 standing outside, (the toilets at CP aren't that big), start arresting people, it is their job. If things get out of hand, some of the officers outside can go in to help, while the others keep every one else out. Arrest each and every person in the toilet a police officer sees committing a crime, march them out the toilet, hand them to another officer who gives his colleague his cuffs and then takes them out of the the stadium to waiting vans, the officer can go back in to make further arrests, then it is off to London Road station, mobile phones confiscated and studied for evidence. Charges brought against the guilty ones and that is it, the police and authorities have done the job they are paid for. It is a disgraceful situation and needs addressed ASAP. There is no police leave allowed on derby day so the lack of police manpower or fear of a riot starting is just making excuses. The police are there to control the crowd, they should be doing this without exception.}

The police will have been breifed before the game to stand back and just gather evidence in any scenario where they would not be able to go in and control the situation.

This is why games now have a sectarian screening officer with the camera.

Evidence will be gathered and culprits arrested after game once they have confirmed the identities.

I know this as my bro is a police officer.

As a Rangers fan i also think such morons should be brought to justice...we do not need these idiots.

W-Lyl

The police have no excuse on this one, They could have identified at least one person themselves and lifted them to show the others it wouldnt be tolerated. And maybe have dispersed the idiots quicker by realising the police were not taking any crap.

If i were on my own doing that (which i wouldnt) I would be hit with every page of the law book and then some and fined etc etc etc. But because its en masse it seems ok to let it lay and then go and get one or 2 later on, they could have arrested the whole lot of them and really sent a message that this sort of behaviour is not acceptable. But sadly they didnt and Its still worth the risk to these idiots to act in this manner.

A sad indictment on the police indeed! and also on the idiots partaking in said events.

Evinguu

Have any of the Celtic fans who nearly set fire to the seats at Ibrox been identified?

TTG {Ed007's Note - Should't you be at a nuclear deterrent meeting or in North Korea trying to chill the wee chap out? I have sent a few fellow Rangers fans your way, it seems they actually don't seem to know what a fire is, it has ranged from your 'nearly' fire to Hiroshima. And I know the fire service is your speciality but this thread is actually about the police at football in general. Here is a video, just for you, feel free to use it as a learning aid:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sW59whwm0Zk

So eloquently put TTG! Were well aware that there ar idiots from every team in Scotland.

I find it hard to believe that the police would allow you to carry out a crime whilst they film you. I pay my taxes for them to stop people committing offences like that. Arresting people after the game does not get across to your zealots that this isn't acceptable. However if they were to be removed half way through a game in front of there dads, brothers or mates maybe this would halt there behaviour!

DazzaBhoy

02 May 2012 12:58:23
Bill Miller is brokering for AEG (taking all the flak for the toxic debt) within a year AEG will take over the IBROX AEG ARENA sponsorship of the team and promote them through there media partners FOX soccer

Would not surprise me..........green jhedi

02 May 2012 08:45:54
a newco fur me
a newco fur me
if yur no a newco
yur nae use tae me,
the admin is braw
liquidashun n aw,
bit if yur no ah newco
yur fkn hee haw

01 May 2012 23:44:54
alright ed 007 , just heard u put in a load of work for the thai tims , fair play mate not a lot of people would take time to do that( except mr dingwall that is pmsl) but fantastic stuff mate..p.s i know i said tims, not in sectarian manner...
craig+babybear had a couple of beers... not the baby though {Ed007's Note - Thanks very much Craig. Get wee Babybear on the Buckfast, he'll be drinking that before going to watch 'his' CFC in years to come anyway :-)

Ahhhh no chance unless ur talking about clyde f.c ha ha well done mate.. p.s you heard about my 50p episode any chance you could lend us 100 mil ...
craig+babybear

Noo craigo,( herd that wan afore)
ma home made buckie wid normally retale it &3 a pop ( thats jist yur ear drums)
noo coz yur basicully wan ae oors,
then am willin tae let a crate go fur £30 noo ah canae be farur thin that crigy bhoay, thur gaun fast ( jist like the teem ye ust tae support)
" withoot delay get blooturd the daey!"
thats wur motto craigsy so stoap fannyin aboot n
get oan yur bike n ,jump the dyke( ugly cow) aw the blue nites ur very blue........
" BUCKIE MAKIN UGLY BURDS SEEM SHAGGABLE FUR YEERS!"

HERE CRAIGO IF YE JIST HID THE BAWS YE COOD UV BOAT HAUF AE YUR AULD TEEM FUR THAT MATE,( 50 p )
IZ JIM BOWEN UST TAE SAY,
" look whit ye cood av wun!"

Craigo whits wee babie spises name, am hivin agess,SEAN ur NEIL, ur evun wee pat/
mibbe naw then, get um ah tatoo craigie here aw the weans in posso ur gettin thum, then wen they turn 1 they waant tae get thur boy friends name pit oan tap, unless they canae remembur thur boayfreinds name coz they wur blooturd wa wee pats buckie only £ 25 a case