Celtic Banter Archive March 02 2012
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02 Mar 2012 22:31:25
im a celtic fan im fed up of seeing
posts about rangers who cares
post on there page they go bust
they go bust get over it
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Ok, everyone on this page will do exactly as you want, none of us will ever have our own opinions again and never do anything without your permission first. Is that okay with you Hitler.
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Celtic fan my bahooky!
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Well if ure fed up ceein hings about rankers
get uzed 2 it coz thats aw ure goin 2
here do u like jelly n ice cream by any
chanch ,stef1967
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02 Mar 2012 22:27:36
If this comes in, I'll be delighted!
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@miko;just had a look at that mate n im having a bit of that............green jhedi
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Only one that looks dodgy to me is stoke
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All the best Miko but i would take your fiver for that ! mind you ive got 5 on Severin 3-1 Celtic at 125's , i'm a bigger mug ..... Stevie
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Miko.x go over 2 the bettin page m8 thats
were i post my teams and i will post 2morr
and u will get other options bud,stef1967
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Will do Stef.
Miko
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Stef, how do I get to the betting page.....or are you rippin me? Lol
Miko {Ed001's Note - try this Miko: http://www.footballrumoursbets.co.uk/ that is the betting page.}
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Cheers Ed, job done!
Miko
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02 Mar 2012 22:06:16
Celtic v Real Madrid from 1980 I think on ESPN classic at the moment
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02 Mar 2012 21:41:27
23 years prior to the minty era RFC only win 4 championships .Wee point raised over on the yahoo spl thread !.
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02 Mar 2012 21:21:31
With all this stuff about rankers lets just hope they get what they deserve and show just how tainted their club has been, and forever let Celtic lead the way for the spl in standing up for what’s right and what’s wrong…..put rankers aside, I think Celtic has a problem right now and that is with the keeper problem. I have always liked FF and think he is the right keeper for us but I am worried with this news about us looking at 2 different keepers at the moment. I hope it is just good scouting and business with a back up plan. But I’m worried this means that FF may not sign even though he says he likes it hear and I know he is waiting for the summer to decide if there is interest in him,
So Ed, what do you think the chances are that FF will stay? And do you know if there is serious interest from the epl to give him first team role or something? I think Celtic should do wtv they can to get him signed ASAP! {Ed001's Note - if Celtic match the price he will join, there is not much interest in him at all.}
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I get the feeling the big man might be hedging his bets.money talks guys,he might fancy the prem...........green jhedi
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Thats what i was thinking too GJ, thats why i dont like to hear he is waiting and with Celtic looking at others they may get the feeling he wont stay.
Ed, i thought Celtic already was willing to meet the 2 mil in Jan but he didnt want to? Also just how long do we have to talk with with him untile the 2 mil agreed prices is up or until other teams could step in? {Ed001's Note - he wanted to wait because he was told there was interest from the Prem in Krul and thinks he might get his chance back at Newcastle.}
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02 Mar 2012 21:15:42
Jungle Bhoy, the other 2 teams are Marseille and Inter Milan. Didn't Celtic beat Marseille earier on in the tournement?
JFT96
Smithy
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Its was our last game we beat them at Celtic Park 3-0. Mrs E
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02 Mar 2012 21:00:11
Here's a link to the teams kits for the Euros.Let's hear you thoughts.Which do you like best?
http://www.football-shirts.co.uk/fans/euro-2012-kits_14850
Mine:
Group A - Greece White (Away?).
Group B - Holland Away.
Group C - ROI Away.
Group D - France Away.
What are your favourites ed?
Jungle Bhoy. {Ed001's Note - I can't say I like any of them to be honest, not from those pics anyway, maybe they look better on. Though the England kit they wore against Holland was horrible.}
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England haven't had a decent strip since Mexico 1970.
Nor a decent team for that matter. Lol.
The Real KB
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02 Mar 2012 20:41:13
My big bluenose mate just left house ,he dropped 50p down couch , us boys have hearts , the money is on way to gets lol
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Eh? lol
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02 Mar 2012 20:18:08
Hi Jungle Bhoy mate, the Next Gen is still going on mate, LFC play Ajax in the semi finals at Anfield after Ajax knocked out Barca. Sounds like your lads had a real difficult group but held there own which is good. KB, no worries mate, nice to see you sticking up for 1 of your own. Arty Bhoy Kenny has had 1 bad interview at OT, but other then that he puts the LFC hating press in there place which is great so see as a red. Hope we draw eachover in the CL next season as it'd be a great away day down to Celtic and the atmesphere at both games would be immense.
What's this about Charlie's sister?lol.
JFT96
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Ajax must have a right good team to have beaten Barca.Thought they had some really good players when i saw them.Good luck in the semi.Who's the other 2 teams in the semi?
Jungle Bhoy.
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I've heard there's a song but I don't know it Smithy... Mrs E
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Smithy i don`t think that it could get posted lol would be good to get yous in europe would be some atmosphere. (remember big hartson amazing!)lol,kb-bhoy
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02 Mar 2012 19:54:36
just had a laugh at the van the guy
that owns it he is a season book holder
says everybody loved it wen they
were spendin the cash and its there
own fault which i agreed and he says
that hes goin to take a trip along
with his piggybank and i replied pmsl
why dont you take your icecream
van along wae u and offer,
wait for it WOOOOOO JELLY AND
ICREAM to be honest i dont no if he
wiz laughin wae wot i said or
kiddin on ,pmsfl,jelly n icecream
anyone,lol,stef1967
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What are you on about?
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Cant u read the guy that owns a
ice-cream van dont wont to mention were n wen or it might give me away
no wit a meen?.stef1967
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Go home no namer and mammy will
gae u ice-cream n jelly sunshine,stef1967
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02 Mar 2012 19:43:29
cmon owur tae ma plaice ,
hee haw wur hivin a party,
we'l be singin murrie perk iz mingin,
so c'moan owur the nite,
gess who?
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Evening Pat, we Tims are trying to be good tonight and not post anything naughty about Rfc, instead as ED001 is on I think you should post a wee monologue just for him LOL Timalloy {Ed001's Note - noooooooooooooooo!!!!}
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02 Mar 2012 19:12:11
here ed did ye see the fotie the day wae big walter pushin a pram doon sauchie st ?well 2 mins latur he wiz arrestit fur smugglin 2 undur 18's oot murrie perk n runnin aw the waey doon the balmore rd tae the toon ye coodnae make it up ed
a nony moose,
iz that no humun trafiken?
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02 Mar 2012 19:35:07
Re dalgleish.yes he was a tic legend.but look at his interviews now on tv.trying too hard to be clever.completely lost the plot,and embarassing.artybhoy
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Nothing new with Dalgleish interviews - he's always been like this. Maybees aye, maybees naw.
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100% mate grew up wae kenny , same team,posso ymca,etc bit alwaeys abit abuv himsell,thote he wiz bettur thin everybidy else, aewaays ther wae the smartarse commints
(when yur talkin tae sum peepul in posso? they didnae like it,n he wiz telt tae!!! bit iz ah fitba playur 10/10 )
posso pat
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02 Mar 2012 18:54:44
To paraphrase a well known politician
"there must be no whytewash at the big house"
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02 Mar 2012 18:37:10
Cheers for the reply MRS.E by the sounds of it he's a real talent. Hopefully he will do what the King did and come to us if he's that good ;-) I didn't understand how any Celtic fan could slag off Kenny, it'd be like LFC fans slagging off John Barnes, because of his managment, club legends who should be respected. That's why it sickens me when so called LFC fans complain about him. How is Celtic's academy by the way, has it got a lot of good young players or is this Scottish barron spell continuing? Also were you in the Next Gen series and how did your young lads get on?
I guessed it was Ed lol. He made me look stupid by putting them in his name when I typed it!
JFT96
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Yes they were in the Nex Gen with Barcelona, Marseille & Man City. We gubbed Man City and got a wee home win against Marseille. I would say we held our own against Barca at home but away the difference in class was evident. I see Liverpool are in the semi-final :-)
There's a few coming through the Academy but only time will tell..there was Islam Feruz who you will know went to Chelsea. We have the likes of Paul George, the Twardzik twins and of course Dylan McGeouch. To be fair to Neil Lennon, he has been naming them in the first team squad and giving them game time.
There's defo something missing though in the youth academy set-up in Scotland (in my opinion anyway). I wasn't about in 1967 but would love to see a day like that in my lifetime, winning the Champions League with a team of Scottish players. Mrs E
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Some cracking players coming through Smithy.Check out Dylan McGeogh's goal against St Mirren.Celtic have been invited back to the next NEXTGEN tournament, some good results for the young ones but Barca were just too good for us.Do you know if it's still on?Also how did Liverpool get on?Seen their first game against Sporting,played really well i thought.
Jungle Bhoy.
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02 Mar 2012 18:25:32
awrite smithy that is good sugar lol.apology mate just thought another1 having a pop at oor wee MRS.E. wembly cup ball for sale on ebay(free pair of knickers with it,kb-bhoy
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Lol...I hope no Liverpool fan asks about the pants statement Kb ~ Mrs E {Ed001's Note - I am guessing it is to do with Charlie Adam's sister....}
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I`m guessing your right 001 lol,kb-bhoy {Ed001's Note - poor lass, as if it is not enough she is Scottish bless her.... ;o)}
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More like poor guy can you imagine walking out at paradise 50,000 celt giving that chorus to him ouch!kb-bhoy {Ed001's Note - he doesn't face 50k Celts at Anfield though, and that is the only paradise I know of on this earth!!}
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Ed any news on the new stadium or is that shelfed. seen pictures of it looks good? {Ed001's Note - Liverpool's? No news yet, it is still under consideration, there have been so many obstacles put in the way of all the options that it is a struggle to sort it out.}
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02 Mar 2012 18:23:53
All of this new info about side contracts and coruption within the sfa brings to mind 2 things the whole hugh dallas issue in 99 were we challenged the sfa and lost could be reinvestigated and the other thing maybe we were never paraniod after all eh?
Brian bhoy
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Imo if that is the case for cheatin rangers haf dun it so i fink dallas and co can get
pulled up 4 it aswell,bring us justice and compensation for this CHEATING,stef1967
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02 Mar 2012 18:09:01
seriously how can rankers save
£1million a month until end of
season,that wot they need to do
WOW,stef1967
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02 Mar 2012 17:33:25
I was just readin over old posts n came across this...
Celtic to offer half price tickets and free nausea tablets to all who attend the remaining games for those who are sick fed up of watching the games free online cos they dont wanna watch that s*** team lol...4 in a row mofos you lot are rank rotten and I hope lemmon keeps bringing the thunder cos its really working wonders for you lot lol...and remember as one leg-end once proclaimed "This Is Only the beginning" lol I hope it is lololol muppets what do you think Ed.....
Who's laffin ni! Lololo {Ed001's Note - this is why I never gloat, even after trophies are won, it always comes back to bite you eventually.}
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02 Mar 2012 17:24:24
awrite ed
just a wee txt to get away from
talkin about rankers for a change
lookin forward to the sheeps game
and i fink that we will keep another
cleen sheet so i hink a 4-0 win for
us so wots ure opinion?,stef1967 {Ed001's Note - he has left me in charge tonight, I can't see anything but a Celtic win, the rest of the SPL are just not good enough.}
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Too true Ed,could give Liverpool a run for their money.lol
Jungle Bhoy. {Ed003's Note - Now you are getting carried away JB ;-) }
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RE jungle bhoy hope the only way ure
gettin carried away is that ure pissed,lol
and totally agree wi m8 oor team is gellin
n gettin settled so why not hope we can
improve against the big teams,stef1967
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02 Mar 2012 17:21:39
"Still find it halirious how C****** A*** has made it to the premiership :D and to a top-ish team :D. dalglish's transfers really have been horrible"
Why the dig at LFC? Also what's this of putting a * in C*****e A**m's name? You talk badly of the King who was not only the best player we have ever had, also a fantastic servent of Celtic. He has made some fantastic signings, and some average ones like every manager. Adam has the joint top assists in the EPL this season mate so he's hardly a bad player. Ed mate heard quite a lot of Forrest off some of my mates, how good is he and how far could he go, I've only seen little bits of him myself.
Sorry for the small rant Ed mate you know how defensive I am of LFC lol.
JFT96
Smithy {Ed007's Note - The * in CA's name is a running joke on the Utd site Smithy, that's all. Forrest has got bags of potential mate, he is a fantastic young player. I'm sure his 'one woman' fan club will be on to heap praise on him when she sees this ;-)
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Smithy, its Ed007 that puts the * in his name lol.
I would never slag off King Kenny in a million years ! Not only is he a Celtic & Liverpool legend, he's one of the best players Scotland has ever produced.
I won't hear a word against James, he's a crackin wee winger & exciting too watch. I honestly believe we wouldn't be chasing the treble if it wasn't for him..there was a chance we could have went out the league cup to Hibs. It doesn't matter anyway, he won't be leaving Celtic ever lol. Man Of The Match for Scotland the other night although, I do think he should have been playing in the U21 qualifier instead of a friendly. Mrs E
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02 Mar 2012 15:51:32
Spot on mate, same old rangers tho, lie and cheat there way through everything then when found out and exposed its not there fault or that ever1 in Scotland is out to get them, remember there sayin "nobody likes is and we don't care" theres a reason no1 likes us, liers, cheaters and an a disgrace to Scottish football!
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02 Mar 2012 15:39:44
Thanks MRS.E nice to see you have a soft spot for LFC. Of course you would give them some stick, that's part of being rivals but I'd have thought it would be more about the point swing then them being in financial trouble that's all. Hope you enjoy your day out at the final, I was at Wembley last week and nearly had a heart attack but Liverpool never make it easy for us fans. I apologise if you thought I was having a go I can assure you that that wasn't my intentions.KB I wasn't haven't a pop mate just carrying on a discussion from earlier, you need to lay off that sugar!
Good luck for the rest of the season, I'm sure you will do the treble.
JFT96
Smithy
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Oh believe me, i'm over the moon with the point swing ! I remember going to a halloween party and at Celtic Park that day it was 0-0 with Hibs (my mood was a wee bit down), we had Motherwell at Fir Park the following week. Of course we won 2-1 and the rest, as they say, is history. Got to say when the final whistle finally went on Wednesday 28th December 2011 after what felt like 5 hours injury time, it was fantastic :-).
I think any football fan knows how the bragging rights work. I can say I won't go on about it too much but Celtic have a huge support and I can't speak for the rest of them lol.
I do have a soft spot for Liverpool, they are my English baby. Not keen on C*****e A**m though and his comments in the paper today about not caring whats happening at rangers just show I'm right about him. I honestly thought he wishing them well by kicking his penalty all the way up to Ibrox with a goodwill message on the ball ?!. Mrs E
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Still find it halirious how C****** A*** has made it to the premiership :D and to a top-ish team :D. dalglish's transfers really have been horrible
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Take anything the S*n says about what Liverpool players have said to the paper with a massive pinch of salt as Liverpool players don't talk to that lying rag.
Mr Benn
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Some transfers haven't worked out... yet. But you can't say that about Suarez (apart from the ban), Enrique and Bellamy.
Mr Benn
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02 mar 2012 15:01:47
god sake,just about every post is about rangers!!! have yous nothing else to talk about? talk about obsessed! dc
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Its big news do u not think doh,garlar07
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@dc not see how many of you daw-bears are over here on our page and yous are big news so why not talk about it,kb-bhoy
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02 Mar 2012 14:57:55
Afternoon lads, I saw your post on our page Tim thanks for the mention. I enjoy the banter earlier on in the season I was on here giving it the mind the gap 15 points clear bla bla and then the tables turned and it was your turn to gloat. That's the name of the game supporting Rangers and Celtic only one of us can be happy. You can take it and can certainly give it out but big respect for your comments yesterday it was big of you to say what you did. No point being bitter especially at this moment in time I've just got to hope we can get back to fighting you for titles in the near future. I think it's safe to say the next few seasons are going to be tough for us but great for you lot lol
Billyboy1
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Billyboy1 it,s hard for you but you are being a man about it wish you all the best garlar07
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A true gers fan that knows the score.respect...........green jhedi
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02 Mar 2012 14:51:26
I note that the Editors of the various Daily and Sunday Newspapers have got together and decided that as of tomorrow any coverage on Rangers will no longer be covered in the Sport section but will be covered under Crime.
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02 Mar 2012 14:39:10
Afternoon Green Jhedi, saw your posts on Rangers site, no matter what we do we will never convince the bitter ones. What I love is the way they remember what you have posted sometimes weeks ago and bring it up in their arguments. Oh well at least we have their attention. ha ha
Timalloy
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@timalloy; some of them get it mate some it's too much to understand..............green jhedi
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Timbo you n wee jedhi ur gettin a bit close if ye no wit a meen boayscam doon this is a thing thit hiz been brote tae the attenshun ae yurs trulie so stoap aw this shenaniguns,
here is mrs e awrite < ah meen AWRITE?mibee you boays cood get us 2 the githur eh?
cos am due a bath roon aboot this munth,
ahm in the nood fur luv, simply bekaws am neer me !
lets see if she kin get the "wee pat " tatoo oan ma barnie the badgir tae say big pat! cos uptul noo it hiz onlyu been 007's burd!
mind you that wiz thru the keyhole!
(sorry hen ah didnae no thit thiz wiz yur laptoap, kin ah get ye a wee vajazzle buy waey ae compunsashun,iz av goat aw ma ekwipmint in ma poakit?
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02 Mar 2012 13:55:09
Afternoon ed was reading down the page about you and green jhedi talking about sweet shops,theres a cracking shop next door to Tam Shephards,called AMERICANDY and has just american sweets,got myself a couple of twinkys and(wait for it)coconut and mint M&Ms they totally blew my mind,just thought green jhedi would like to know about the shop as his in laws are american.MACCA {Ed007's Note - Cheers MACCA}
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@MACCA; been there mate(two many times)you like twinkys eh? watch it .you'll have an american ass eating them,thats why i try to keep mrs jhedi away from queen st..........green jhedi
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Macca, Green Jhedi visit both Glickmans and Americandy often, prefer glickmans for the sheer choice of sweets. I must confess also when visiting the "Barras" I love the wee stall that makes doughnuts in front of you, but have to limit myself and Mrs T to one bag only hail hail Timalloy
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Green jhedi had to try the twinkys as Peter Griffin swears by them lol Timalloy also love the fresh doughnuts mate always get them when im down the Blochairn car booty on a sunday theres a wee stall that also sells them down there.MACCA
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@MACCA and timalloy; enough already! the sweets were bad enough,but fresh do nuts! my one big sin.even mrs jhedi dznt know about my barras donut habit as its b4 and after the game..........green jhedi
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You must be bonkers to pay their prices, morrisons do the same nutrageous bar as americandy but morrisons only charge 69p, I've seen it in americandy for a pound odds, oh and a box of lucky charm cereal for more than a fiver?? Mental
Canyousaybanana!!
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Green jhedi shes a woman she already knows mate,or should i say she Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhrgh already knows Homer lol MACCA
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Here boays nizt time yur doon the barras ahl dae yiz sum donuts bit they urnae cooked in frunt ae yae,
ye jist need tae trust me oan that wan,
whit
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yours sugury dick
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02 Mar 2012 11:26:38
mornin ed
wen the rankers went 2 manchester
they took well over 100k so-called fans
with them so were are they when
the club actually needs them
DOOMS DAY havin a party wen
rankers die jelly an ice-cream wen
rankers die doin the huddle wen
rankers,stef1967
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02 Mar 2012 06:41:32
i would just like to thank timalloy and green Jedi and the rest of the celtic fans who came on to the rangers page yesterday and gave there best wishes to rangers it is really appreciated and how are you ed007 not spoke to you for a while and hope your niece is getting better
campbell {Ed007's Note - Hi Campbell, nice to hear from you, I hope you are well. My neice is a lot better thanks for asking mate, she is making her Confirmation tonight so I have that to go to.}
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Thanks Campbell, just posted on your own site about Billyboy1, saying he is proud of his team. It's the genuine fans like yourselves we tims feel sorry for. BB1 still comes on here fighting his corner, he knows what banter is. Just now the wind ups have stopped, but rest assured in the coming days, we tims, myself included will be back on both sites with our daft jokes etc.. but just now is a time for caution. As BB1 says go tomorrow and cheer your team, just as we Celtic fans would do if it were us.
hail hail Timalloy
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@campbell; thanks and good luck mate..........green jhedi
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Appreciated @ campbell. Keep yer heid up. MMI2009
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02 Mar 2012 10:21:29
You are up early today Ed,do you think it might be a busy day for you re:posts if Gers start to get rid of their staff?
Jungle Bhoy. {Ed001's Note - 007 is still asleep! He never wakes up this early at his age. It takes him a while to get prepared for the day, changing the bag etc.}
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02 Mar 2012 09:22:30
Tried to make a donation to that saverangers.com website. But apparently they won't accept payments through PAPAL
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02 Mar 2012 01:04:24
theres a lot of bitterness going around here
cant we show a bit of compassion here ? think of the hundreds of people losing their jobs just normal staff and wer "having a party" whilst they will struggle to find a job for maybe years.
i know plenty of fantastic rangers fans and everybody here is making anybody whos ever wore a rangers top out to be scumbags ?
we have our shames to which i dont wanto start a debate on but still cant we show wer better people ?
hope you post this ed despite its content its the truth {Ed007's Note - We already knew we were better better people, it was everyone else that didn't believe us. Nobody is 'having a party' as people lose their jobs at Rangers, well maybe people who worked for Airdrie will be.}
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