Celtic Banter Archive November 29 2012

 

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29 Nov 2012 20:04:56
here ed brekkin news thit wee chicos been tugged bae the polis fur printin 267,542 breifs fur the gem oan seturdae? n thur aw fur the elgin end

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267,542 'pish .. pat cum on . we all know that{from chico} 1 in 8 people in the world support sevco . thats at least 500 m tickets we need

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29 Nov 2012 19:52:41
her ed wee veras been oan the blower tellin me thit jist afore she came tae see me last july thit the fone rang n it wiz wannae they co's re hur vajazzelin shoap(here that sounds like sumthin julyin clary wid rub oan eh?)
anywaey the wumin oan the fone says
"what would you get for the special fanny in your life?"
she sade " a sevco tap!" fone doon!
its it times like that thit ye jist no thit shes the wan fur you intit?
so wen ur ye comin roon tae get ur?

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29 Nov 2012 18:48:35
not a big fan of hearts, but have you noticed the jambo fans raised in a fortnight what it took the sevconians 6 months to put into the rangers fighting fund. rtid watp , my arse .. shamrock

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Ed 4hrs and not one come back.they know it's true ' . jambos 1 sevco 0.. shamrock {Ed007's Note - Hearts fans knew the money was going to their club and not to some shady business man. I would rather deal with Mad Vlad than Green or Whyte, Vlad might be bonkers but he's an honest bonkers!}

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Ed. when my time comes i'd rather deal with auld nick than pinochiochico or mad vlad SWALLOW SWALLOW WE WILL SWALLOW ANYTHING THAT LYING B******* TELLS US . just realised i'm too clever to support sevco.. shamrock {Ed007's Note - As soon as Rangers fans starting follow them I knew I was too civilised to support them! I was brought up to know right from wrong :-)

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Ed they dont have the concept of wrong . so if they dont know, we can't blame them. more to be pitied than laughed at. they cheated , were caught. and are now languishing in the third , pretending they don't want back.. aye right . do you know they have a new world record of the most oversold 4th tier game in history. .. how the f*** can you be proud of this. i'm missing that gene .. shamrock {Ed007's Note - The whole 'We want to go to Div 3' was all BS to play the tortured martyr role. If they could have wormed (bullied??) their way into a higher league they would have, don't let them fool anyone. If not, why the witch-hunt against the SPL? Accepting going to Div 3 is just an acceptance of guilt, otherwise why not fight it tooth and nail?}

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Ed I think a lot of their fans knew that going to the 3rd was the right thing for a new club to do. They knew that if the stayed in the SPL or !st they would never hear the end of how they got their by fixing things. Also could their current squad cope with the SPL or the 1st? especially as they could get dock a large number of points if they were not out of administration or went back into administration. The 3rd might be dire, but it was the right thing for Rangers and Scottish Football {Ed007's Note - It's just a pity Gretna fans didn't have the chance to decide what was right or wrong when they went bust.}

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OK Ed I get that too. But There was no one even remotely interested in Buying Gretna. The fans have started a new club which did not apply for the SFL. They new they could not survive in Division 3 and found some where more appropriate for a team with their resources to be. {Ed007's Note - And The Rangers are in a division appropriate for a new club entering the SFL. If it was the 'right thing to do' why was there threats of boycotts, an ongoing witch-hunt against the SPL etc. If The Rangers were allowed to take over Rangers SPL membership there is not one single The Rangers fans would complain about it.}

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29 Nov 2012 16:59:22
here ed av bin keepin a low profile since a printit aw thaem extra tickets fur the greyskull gem how did it go whit wiz the score?
here ah hope thur wiznae any truble

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Pat ya wee sh1t , ah boat yin eh them tickets , ah wantit ti see the bestest team ever gittin humped wi elgin. ah want ma moni back.. shamrock

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Ah think yul find thit thur valid fur seturdays gem?

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See wee timbo hes ma managur shammy,
here yur no lookin fur a sevco lavvy brush ur ye 2 fur a pearl diver?
ur 3 fur a score, here ah jist wish thit mer peepul in govan hid lavvies ah cooduv made a minty?
listen if ye dont huv a lav whit aboot oven gloves 2 fur a tenner (plus thur merked "L" n "R" jist case they get mixed up n fur an extra ten ahl even tatoo L n R oan yur feeet tae canae be bettur thin that edo her whit size ur you need any slippers av goat a left in a 6, n ah Rite in a 9 emdy spring tae mind her whits wee barrie fergos mobby?

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You win pat .i cant even read that, god bless wee man . probably dr. smirnoff to blame i'll try again the morra.. shamrock

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30 Nov 2012 09:26:32
Shamrock our Pat lives on a different planet from you and me but is a welcome visitor on here lol
Hey wee man "manager?" you still owe me 3 months wages....Timalloy
PS I also translate wee Pat's "foreign language"
Lavy = lavatory = toilet
Our Pat is inviting customers to partake of his wares ie Sevco Lavy brushes (toilet brushes) sadly he says some homes in govan do not have these facilities. some sevco fans have poor english (unlike our Pat!)
hence his offer to print L and R for guidance.
His other "offer" about footwear size 6 and 9 is a gentle wee dig at our esteemed ed over his injury lol
Timalloy translator to the stars and wee Pat..

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30 Nov 2012 16:57:11
@3 I forgot to say a "pearl diver" (fiver £5)
and a "score" (£20) so wee Pat's arithmetic of
"2 for a pearl diver, or 3 for a score" is as accurate as Sevco's accountants. lol Timalloy
PS re your post yesterday about Vera's "penchant" with a lollipop stick (full size) may I humbly recommend this book "Pot holing for beginners" lol lol {Ed007's Note - Just for the record I am a size 10 or 11, you know what they say about guys with big feet ;-)......big shoes!}

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Aye n heres wan fur you "pot holing the kettle blak"
god bless me tae {Ed007's Note - Pot holing? Is that you thinking about Vera again? And they say romance is dead.}

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29 Nov 2012 16:55:12
HERE ED AHL NEED TAE DAE THIS QUIK IZ THE CHEEF SCREW GOES FUR A SINGUL FISH ,
SO AM IN THE VISITIN ROOM WAE WEE VERA in she sterts gettin aw horny n stuff so next thing, sheez slidin a lollipop in n oot her vajazle area in oot in slowly oot.....(hing oan that wiz 2 oots wtfks she up tae?)..................
so ah fkn telt ur "look yul need that tae cross they weans tae sckool the mora ffs!
here hes comin bak noo toodle pip ed missin yur cuddles?
whit?

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29 Nov 2012 14:40:59
Heard a rumour from a reliable source inside Tyncecastle last night, that Neil Lennon pinned an IPad to the dressing room door! Changed days since I was a boy - it was usually something out of the Daily Ranger - technology eh?
Apparently, he used it as a motivational tool - to display the recent ridiculous posts on this site - criticising the Manager and Players despite their Champions League heroics (from all the doom-and-gloom merchants).
Certainly got the players fired up though eh?! What a result! That's what I call sports Psychology...................kbt1978

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Please tell me that post is a wind up!

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Whos i pad ?
is that the big chewnisian boay?

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My wee cousin is on his work-experience from school just now - he wrote to Neil Lennon as he wants to be a manager. A football manager. So he was on work experience in the dressing room last night. He seen the whole thing. Why would a 12 year old make something up?........................ kbt1978

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The REAL source of the rumour is my old Nana, believe it or not.
She is 97 and absolutely riddled with Alzheimers Disease- God bless her. Anyway, she has been a Celtic fan all her life. I visit her most mornings and she fills me in on what shes been up to. I like to show her Celtic stuff on my IPad while I'm there.
Apparently Neil Lennon pops into see her as well, for a wee chat every most nights and sings her to sleep with a wee 'Walk On'.
Anyway, I digress, She told me the whole thing this morning - and I never even knew I had a wee cousin either!.............kbt1978

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29 Nov 2012 11:38:14
How to conduct yourself while abroad and be welcomed.
Celtic in Udine last year. Friendship.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Asc9XMpwM4o -

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29 Nov 2012 00:18:01
I believe you can see fraser from outer space,.,.kbarry

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Ah kin see um fae cell 141 cleer iz day tae?

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First you heard now you believe ?? did you have a right good think about it last night ?? lol

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