Celtic Banter Archive June 29 2011

 

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29 Jun 2011 21:26:42
Who is going be goalkeeper for the Aussie Tour?

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Skippy the bush kangeroo lol

right guys im off now take care

timalloy, paddybhoy, Shaunbhoy, and dare i say Miko and you to Ed and any other Septic fan that has not had a sence of humour bypass good night and may the holy goalie bless you (and leave us alone )

Tonydom {Ed007's Note - Goodnight Tony, God bless}

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Nite love x

Miko

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Morning Tonydom heard that after resigning Weir and Healy "billionaire" Mr Whyte has turned to CHELSEA sadly its the Royal Hospital Chelsea - Chelsea pensioners Timalloy

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Hi Ed What do you know or have heard about Damari, I know nothing about him same as most Celtic fans is he the business? Timalloy {Ed007's Note - I have seen him a couple of times and he looked the part to me, have a look at him on youtube Tim}

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29 Jun 2011 20:30:30
Hi Ed, What is your view on no punishment being handed out to that posioned mob at Tynecastle.This is a not a one of incident.It is said all security was at the highest level for a SPL match, yet a moron could get to NL without any intervention.This whole incident has left a bitter taste.I would urge CFC supporters to boycott the games at Tynecastle as i believe this is going to develop into something more sinister and us faithful CFC fans should not be caught up in more negative propoganda which will surely follow.What is your view Ed and fellow Celtic Fans?...HOOPIE007..... {Ed007's Note - I will let you guys discuss it, all I am saying is that as a football fan I think Hearts and the authorities failed miserably in their duties to protect a "high risk" target. I would have felt the same if that happened to any manager}

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Without wanting to cause an uprising but didnt a celtic fan bitch slap AC Millan goalkeeper Dida in 2007 and if im correct there were no punishment by uefa because celtic had done everything posible to prevent it also when the fanny wearing the teeshirt with the pope on it tried to handcuff himself to the goal post at ibrox rangers had done everything possible to prevent pitch invasions.

clubs cant be held responsible for every fanny that comes through the turnstiles in order to stamp this out we would have to be watching behind 12 ft fences and even then some tit would still have a go at climbing it. whats your opinion Ed


Tonydom {Ed007's Note - Tony mate, I had this argument yesterday with someone (not on here), CFC were charged by UEFA with "lack of organisation and improper conduct of supporters." I would not condone such actions against a Rangers manager or anyone doing their job. Hearts have broken a law by allowing a supporter in under the influence of alcohol (I know it happens, but it is the law) and also the transferring of season tickets which is prohibited. Hearts as a club, and the police failed in their duties to ensure the protection and well being of anyone inside the ground. Let us all as football fans be thankful that the Hearts fan did not have a weapon. I would like to see if the H&S executive had investigated the incident at Tynecastle?}

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So whats the answer then Ed do what the turks and the italians do 12 foot fence round the park
as for the season ticket fiasco look at the last game of the season against Kilmarnock outside the ground there were killie fans standing taking money and taking rangers fans up to the turnstyle swiping thier ticket and letting them through the stewards done nothing. i feel if you get one individual hell bent on getting someone they will. ( personaly i think thomson & lennon should have been charged for using extreme force and as for that big pussy Mjalby the biggest bloke there and he was hiding sack him)

by the way the bit about tomo, lennon, and mjalby I AM ONLY KIDDING( you know how sensitive some ppl on here can be ed)


Tonydom {Ed007's Note - Fencing only causes more problems Tony as older people can sadly remember (but never forget JFT96). Hearts and the police should have allowed CFCs and NLs own security personnel in the area, a request that was denied till after the event. Now stop dragging me into this before we get sued :-)

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Ed you said "CFC were charged by UEFA with "lack of organisation"

are you not getting mixed uo with the celtic defence during last season europe campain ( need to go change pi55ed my self laughing there)

Tonydom {Ed007's Note - Nah Tony, CFC had the best defensive record last season. Rangers will be lucky to have a defence next year with no Whittaker, Bartley *snigger* or Foster, maybe even no Boughy Big Napper either, maybe Shooter could call up his old friends at Motherwell for a few loans OR better still get AF to go and look at players to help Rangers out as that is what Rangers fans think he does when looking at players. Has Cuellar been forgiven yet to be hailed as a "marquee" signing?}

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You know my views on players who choose to leave one way only on a brighter note big davie weir center half and the shagger in goal who needs a defence with the muppets you put in goal you need to pack your defence maybe if you ask ally nicely for a loan of alexander then the OF could boast to having the two best goalkeeper in scotland playing for them lol

Tonydom {Ed007's Note - Why as Ally? Just ask the boss at Rangers GS, Ally has nothing to do with it now, back to QOS days and just a bit part player rather than the main attraction}

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Tony, i don't know what your idea of bitchslapping is, but Dida got a wee tap on the shoulder, and was banned for two games for playacting. But a Rangers fan talking about crowd behaviour, now that is a good one, only joking Tony, i know how para, you threadbares can get
paddybhoy

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Well its a bitch slap to me Paddybhoy as i tend not to be to hard on ma bitch obviously you treat your bitch rather more harshly right am def away catch you all tomorrow at some point

Tonydom {Ed007's Note - And Dida made the most of it, like a b*tch}

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What about the Celtic fans attacking the stewards and the ball boys with coins in the same game? I've seen the video evidence.

Cheers, all replys or denials it happened are welcome ;)

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29 Jun 2011 19:18:38
Any updates on what channels tv or laptop will be showing the celtic game on Saturday ? {Ed007's Note - I will post any links from you guys nearer the time, but I am not allowed to tell people any I know/use for legal reasons.}

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Ed007 I am not a big gambler but at weekend won over £900, money now in my bank account heard you discussing "karma" earlier I believe if you do good things good things come back bad then you get bad luck anyway my late mother was called mary there is a small scottish charity called mary;s meals which feeds poor kids all over world just wrote cheque for them and sent money to good child foundation (thai tims) if Tonydom is about I am happy to donate £20 to his charity also hope my word is good enough or i can send cheque via ED007 Timalloy {Ed007's Note - £900!! Never mind Tony, send it to me Tim. Everyone has charities close to their heart, mine is MacMillan nurses, so give a couple of quid when you see them collecting, saints on earth IMO}

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Hey Tim your word is good enough m8 every year me and the missus go to a dinner and dance to raise funds for Sudden infant death syndrome (sids) a subject very close to my heart and also i pledge £10 per month to save the children foundation only started doing that 3 months ago was sitting watching the telly avin a magners and one of the adds came on when i saw those little eyes looking at me i had to phone

Tonydom

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Hi Tony yes I too have seen save the children ads but they make you feel so guilty you are not doing enough but I will pledge £15 to SIDS and same to save the children ps ed007 yes i agree the macmillan nurses are great something to them also timalloy PS this "karma" better work or i will be skint haha

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Blooming heck Tonydom just got a begging letter from a Mr Whyte of Edmiston Drive who heard about my win
ha ha ha Timalloy

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29 Jun 2011 18:32:06
Omar Damari looks a class act. Think him and Hooper could tear up the SPL.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3frJXQy3yU

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Looks good , heard weve got him , just a keeper an a cb , looking good

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29 Jun 2011 18:01:15
Even if kayal dosen't renew remember he still has three years left lennon won't sell so tough he's not goin anywhere

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29 Jun 2011 17:40:33
Does anyone know if the Hoops games from Oz are going to be shown live anywhere? Ed I know this isn't a rumour but thought thisd would be the best place to fin out {Ed007's Note - There were links posted, we do not condone watching games illegally but if there are any good links to the games posted nearer the time I will post them up}

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29 Jun 2011 16:47:28
Hey Ed, hope you're well. Just read the piece on the link you posted. Chuckled heartily I know we need a strong Rangers, however I had to endure their 9 in a row at a time when they were spending, as now seems to be the case, irresponsibly.......karma, aaaahhhh Please let me savour and enjoy this...Miko {Ed007's Note - I witnessed those dark days and before up close myself, Miko. Karma?? Are you sure your name isn't Earl? I have a theory I use in football etc, that the page always turns, we live in a country and society where 2nd place means nothing so whoever is 2nd at any time better have a thick skin, but just as Rangers have had their time, our time will come (don't even attempt to twist that anyone). There is a long way yet to go in the transfer window but at the moment we seem to be getting stronger (adding/replacing players) and Rangers seem to be getting weaker (losing players without replacing), Rangers will sign players, of that there is no doubt. Only time will tell if Rangers situation is as dire as some perceive it to be, Fergus McCann wasn't always popular but he done exactly what he said he would do for CFC, if Shooter McGavin does the same for Rangers then surely it can only be good for Scottish football in the long run.}

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Correct, they'll absolutely sign players.....but surely they've missed out on their priority targets. Like you say, we'll see what happens, however I like the way Celtic are quietly going about their business in the mean time....

Miko

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Hi Ed007 I never get pessimistic when darkforces win league as my father used to tell me each team has its time the pendelum is now swinging back in Celtic's favour timalloy {Ed007's Note - Fathers are always so much wiser than their children, it is the passing on of such wisdom that will help raise us all beyond the idiocy of last season Tim}

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I'm sure I heard this all before the start of last season and we failed again. Don't get too cocky or it will jump up and bite us again {Ed007's Note - I am not cocky, well not in the way you mean :-) Anything could happen between now and the end of the season, all I am saying is right now CFC seem to be ahead of Rangers in transfers etc there is still over 2 months of the window to go. Without any doubt Rangers will sign players.}

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I'll wait until I've seen our new players play in the SPL before I decide if we've moved ahead of Rangers. Until then I'll be waiting on our big signing (Given) hopefully.

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29 Jun 2011 16:24:22
That will never be the case mate, rangers need first team players, why would they sign someone for that money hoping he wont get jailed? If he did get jailed they would be up the creek, clubs would know they were desperate for a replacement therefore they would ask for an even more inflated price. None of it makes sense, it smacks of Desperation, again
Jamie mac(come on lads)

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Correct, i like this jamie mac...talks a lot of sense....Miko {Ed007's Note - Jamie has been here for a while, decent bloke that likes a laugh and can take banter for what it is}

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29 Jun 2011 16:24:06
Celts have bagged Wilson and Matthews, whilst negotiating the transfers of Wanyama and Damari today. Still need a keeper and a CB though.....in contrast, McMoist can't snare any players and it transpires that he's urging David "smashin-big-boabie" Goodwillie to snub money for medals and no bid has even been submitted for the player, hahahahahaha. Actually, the G@rs have made one signing, 41 year old Davie Weird on a one year extension.....happy days Can't wait for tomorrows papers....You're right jamie mac, Craig S(W)yte's an imposter....what do you think Femidom? Can't wait for his response...should be good

Miko {Ed007's Note - Did you read this Miko? :

www.celticrumours.co.uk/celtic-news/celtic-news221.php

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29 Jun 2011 16:05:53
Forget John O'shea and his 30 or 40k a week earnings give O'dea another chance he deserves it and after watching him play CB for ireland I think he would hold his own in the SPL now and has matured more and could face that lot without swinging in the boot

Failing that I'd much rather risk taking St Ledger on a free who I also think is worth a go. I really dont want a 30k a week defender who I personally dont rate that much

@ds2803

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29 Jun 2011 15:04:22
Does anyone know if raz and odea went to oz? This goodwillie rumour bout dun utd payin back money is blatent b.s. Why would thomson take that deal when a few c'ship clubs are goin to pay up anyway. Let me guess, its not jus craig S(w)hyte that operates like a seasick clown, all chairman do it? Aye right then maybe just the ones lookin for a serious lift for minimal input. Beg away ally god loves A trier jamie mac

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Jamie thats what I heard and even some r.....s fans are talking about clause in goodwillie contract time will tell..
ED007 what is latest regarding Mjalby, Thomson and Parker have they agreed new contracts yet? Timalloy {Ed007's Note -Afternoon Tim, I think it is just a formality, they are in Australia just now. It was newspapers sensationalising again, they are entitled to expect a pay rise surely?}

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Ok so what u goin with cos some of u guys have mentioned that gers havent been in touch with utd since 14th of June or something, almost everyone has said that we dont have the money to bid .... maybe im just as daft as the green and white lot but if we havent been in contact or dont have the money to bid how can we possibly go about talking about clauses with the chairman ? mhuppets

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Is your name mhuppet?

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29 Jun 2011 14:51:57
Hi 007 great site btw. I see you were spot on yesterday with the healy and weir news for that lot. Wonder what else you are right about with them? {Ed007's Note - Glad you enjoy the site mate}

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29 Jun 2011 13:59:28
Im good today ed? How bout yourself? While im on what do you reckon will happen with odea? Read that he is sayin he might go if he cant get games, i dont think he would have said that this time last year maybe he feels he has improved ability and confidence wise. Personally i have Alot of time for him, he always stuck up for us and teammates when playin
jamie mac(likes his own) {Ed007's Note - I'm good thanks. I like O'Dea as a player and a person but as you say he seems to have a new found confidence, maybe this stems from knowing that a few Championship clubs would be very interested if he became available, Burnley are reported to be very keen on him. Sadly it seems he is in the category of players who will be moved on if an acceptable offer is made. Personally I would like to see him given another shot at CFC, but I can't see that happening.}

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29 Jun 2011 10:03:15
Cant be that great to be a bluenose pal. You dont know whats goin on at your s**tpit. Healy is a desperate signing. No doubt bout it- bare squad last year yet how many minutes did he get? Well then. As for lampard? Is it by any chance he loves rangers since he went wae bleakley? Maybe not but he will not go, the guy with all his class is not goin to play for 6k a week. Move on billy, ally has to
Jamie mac (laughing) {Ed007's Note - Afternoon Jamie, how's your day?}

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29 Jun 2011 08:15:57
SPL CLEAR HEARTS AND CELTIC OVER FAN INCIDENT.

I was on holiday when this happened but my take on this is that a Hearts fan tried to attack Neil Lennon so how come Celtic have been cleared. What have they been cleared of defending their manager. What was the trumped up charge having a manager at the game?

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This is because both Hearts and Celtic had to both sign off that they were happy with the security measures pre match, therefore it's not only Hearts liability that Neil was attacked. It's shocking anyway the fact that Celtic were happy with the security shouldnt be an issue it's still a problem for hearts

twitter: @ds2803

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Dt know if any charges where made against celtic but just put the word Celtic or Rangers into a headline and you will sell four times as many papers

Tonydom

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Celtic fans were clreared for attacking the stewards and ball boys.

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29 Jun 2011 00:57:25
would love john o'shea at celtic. quality footballer and very versatile worth the £3m that hes been offered for but wages could be a problem

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29 Jun 2011 00:37:12
just been talking to my brother who lives in sydney, they are all champing at the bit, to see the hoops out there. He says they are in the standing section of the ground in Sydney, and they have renamed it the jungle. He reckons there is going to be a mass huddle outside the opera house. Wish i was there.
OVER AND OVER
paddybhoy

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