Celtic Banter Archive April 29 2020

 

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29 Apr 2020 20:41:06
just wish that lot would put up or shut up.
They have a "dossier" then fecking show it then name and shame.
While we are at all this.
Lets bring in foreign independent investigators and go back to that lot and how they managed to get a license, appoint a crook as a fit and proper person.
How EBT's did NOT give them an advantage. etc. etc. etc.
They are the covid 19 of Scottish football.

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29 Apr 2020 21:30:48
Unless they come from northern Ireland wearing sashes that lot won't believe any results of any investigation if it doesn't fit their agenda.

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29 Apr 2020 23:35:41
Absolutely TT; they are noising up and accusing left right and centre only to distract and divert away from their own massive failings.
It would be very ironic and deserved if any so-called inquiry was to expose some skeletons in the cupboards and the spectre of shame.

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30 Apr 2020 09:53:29
What about this theory and it is just a theory that Servco say to Doncaster give us what we want or we will divulge the 5 way agreement and show why we got to play in the 2011 2012 champions league qualifying round? Now it's never going to happen but I can wish.

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29 Apr 2020 18:44:10
If any bullying and coercion took place there is a lot more likelihood that it took place in 2012 when Sevco tried to shoehorn themselves back into the SPFL. Where were the pundits and press then? They seem to have plenty to say now. Let's investigate from back then and see where that takes us. What do Sevco hope to achieve from this horserubbish? They failed on the park, they are failing financially.

If this meeting goes ahead, and nothing is proven, they should be brought up on a disrepute charge. And if they cannot pay the fine, deduct points. That's if they are still going.

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29 Apr 2020 17:59:07
Doncaster has come out with a statement for Servco to grow a pair. Why does he not grow a pair and share the 5 way agreement Site them with bringing the game into disrepute to force them to show what they have got if anything and put forward a motion to boot the Servco guy off the board for not doing his job by looking after ALL clubs not just one.

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29 Apr 2020 15:32:31
what's your top 5 banter years moments.

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29 Apr 2020 16:53:19
We are still the same Club. We are going for 55. We are the peepul. Morelos for £40 million. Stevie Gerard will be a successful Rangers Manager oh the Banter.

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29 Apr 2020 17:01:00
All the fans greeting on tv coz their club died!

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29 Apr 2020 17:05:16
Only 5 UI! I could have easily given u 55! 🤣🤣🤣
I’ll go for, squinty eyes spending the kids inheritance money! Craigy Whites a billionaire, the big hoose must stay open, creaming their drawers over big mike Ashley’s billions now hate him because they can’t wipe their arse without big mikes permission, and finally 8 different clowns in charge since they were spawned 8 years ago and not one can stop the juggernaut called Glasgow Celtic! Their is so so much more but I’ll be here awww day writing it! let's GO! Wee bonus one for aww the sevco snoopers who say they don’t come on but we aww know ye dae 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

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29 Apr 2020 17:11:20
They hate Dundee utd cause it was awe there fault 😅😅.

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29 Apr 2020 17:59:53
It was a big boy that did it and ran away.
Oh and all their posts over in laffland.
Only 1 thing worse than getting pelters and that's being laffed at.

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29 Apr 2020 20:05:58
Whits the goalie dain Tam 😂.

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29 Apr 2020 20:07:34
Fireworks outside their ground when they died still has me in stitches.

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29 Apr 2020 21:39:26
Bragging about being debt free and their financial model was the envy of every team in the world.

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29 Apr 2020 23:11:02
Charles Greens Xmas video.

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29 Apr 2020 23:46:53
Getting pumped by Stirling Albion who were rock bottom of the bottom tier of Scottish football at the time 😂 There's hunners and hunners of comedy gold moments UI🤣.

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30 Apr 2020 03:49:57
Agent Pedro up to his knees in hedge trying to reason with the Klan. I miss him. Definitely the most entertaining Sevco manager, so far.

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30 Apr 2020 09:57:38
the applauds for Slippy g after 8 minutes was funny to a manager who has completely failed. shows there are struggling to let the name go there in love with the name. the big house must stay open haha.

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30 Apr 2020 12:57:10
Thinking they've got highly saleable assets when a) they can't run properly, b) are sh*t hot in front of goal, c) have "honest" men in the boardroom, d) are up to their necks in debt (even if they had necks like giraffes) and perpetual losers.

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Listen With Mother

29 Apr 2020 15:12:36
{Ed's Note - Ed001 has posted a new podcast entitled, Listen With Mother

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29 Apr 2020 12:00:19
I miss Celtic so much just now. I was just wanting to jog everyone's memory about the home leg against Tirol Innsbruck. One of my favourite games and led us to another cracker against Liverpool 97/ 98.
Hail Hail.

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29 Apr 2020 12:27:58
It brings out that question. Against which club did Larsson score his first and last goals at Celtic Park?
I was listening to that game on the radio, sitting in a hospital bed. That was an experience having 3 sets of eyes on me going mental to raging to going mental again.

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29 Apr 2020 12:34:25
Dundee utd?

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29 Apr 2020 12:52:10
It was Celtic Augustus. Larsson scored an own goal for Tirol and then scored against Celtic for Barcelona.

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29 Apr 2020 23:33:13
Buzz im using that in ma family zoom quiz on friday. Cheers.

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29 Apr 2020 09:43:18
With FIFA proposing that FIVE substitutes be allowed per team IF football resumes, Sevco say they should be allowed to field all 5 but NOT take any player off.
A Sevco spokesperson said " with Morelos, Jack and Kent likely red card recipients this is the only fair way for our new club to cope with biased referees and SPFL officials who hate us.

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29 Apr 2020 10:23:58
they'll be trying to bring in a rule every ref must swear an oath to queen and country and renounce the catholic faith and join the lodge before they're allowed to ref their games.

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29 Apr 2020 15:05:46
They also need to be available for walks on the 12th of July.

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29 Apr 2020 17:14:45
I thought they already had to do that lol.

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29 Apr 2020 17:29:32
Not this year ged.

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28 Apr 2020 23:22:58
Who is actually in charge of this fiasco Boris or spfl UEFA who can any one put a date on this if we had played sevco we would be 16 points and won the rest we would be champions I can't see where there argument is virus stopped all sport and social and working so I can't understand why they keep saying or praying that it's still be able to play we have to get the country back to work and school first before anything else surely as nobody knows what is truth or lies as people are still buying goods online and still going out Every day shopping as nothing is clear as no evidence or clarity when this virus is ending so one thing is certain celtic deserve to be champions and 13 points in front should prove that and could have been lots more points so play fair and crown us champions and stop denying us our title.

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29 Apr 2020 15:16:14
Totally agree. UEFA are trying to look after their own interests first but they are so blinded.
How can you play euro qualifiers, champions league matches etc if airspace is closed and countries like Spain are suggesting no travel to their country unless essential until next year.
With all the travel involved it’s time UEFA realised it can’t happen this year and should be revamping and rescheduling now to give clubs a chance to Finish their leagues with all the free dates this creates.

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29 Apr 2020 17:45:49
They still think they are entitled to the junkets, back slapping, nose brownings and extending egos. Covid 19 won't affect them. They think it's a cert it's going to happen.

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29 Apr 2020 00:21:34
April 29th is the Anniversary of many great Celtic games down the years.
Rangers 0 Celtic 3 2001
Lubo game and Larsson scored his 50th goal of the season.
Celtic 3 Rangers 0 2012
Mulgrew diving header and Hooper scored the last ever Old Firm goal.
Sevco 1 Celtic 5 2017
Celtic destroyed the tribute act in their own backyard.
Celtic 5 Sevco 0 2018
We clinched 7 In A Row with Forrest scoring the pick of the bunch and went on to celebrate with PC Lustig.

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29 Apr 2020 20:42:51
1967 Scottish cup final win over the sheep 126,000 fans on 29th April.

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