Celtic Banter Archive November 28 2011

28 Nov 2011 19:45:14
Tim, ma pal, what's happenin? Wee gerry helmet's little limerick reflects his absolute dislike of you, embrace it buddy! What you been doin to these loonballs whilst I've been on my sabbatical to deserve such affection?

I think these guys dislike you more than they do me, and for that reason I don't f****** like you either now!

Only kiddin pal, am away over for a noise up! The game's back on, mone the hoops!

Miko

Lol, you're not gonna believe this Tim but he's also posted it on the dark side, me thinks you have your own little stalker, mwaha!

Miko

28 Nov 2011 17:37:56
Hi ed, can you or anyone help me with this. What possition does wee Dylan play with the 19s? Is he predominantly a center mid or is he happier playing wide? Cheers markiebhoy. {Ed007's Note - He can play anywhere in midfield or just off a lone striker.}

He said on the radio on sat after the game he's prefers to play cm

Steve

He's an attacking midfielder. By all accounts he's very confident - Mrs E

Cheers. Exciting times ahead with both him and forrest in the same midfield! I like what's happening at the club with regards the quality young players coming through, there's still the striker watt, the big center half and the wide player George that could all make an impact this season.

29 Nov 2011 18:01:29
Did you see this article in the Scotsman ?

Neil Lennon in need of 'kings'

Experience costs money but relying entirely on youth is a false economy for Celtic.....

www.scotsman.com/scotland-on-sunday/sport/football/neil_lennon_in_need_of_kings_1_1987338

Mrs E

28 Nov 2011 15:37:30
Timalloy we all know you like your wee ditties so here's on just for you.

There is a Celtic fan called Timalloy,
who thinks he can wind up Bears and annoy.
Sadly for him he's a deluded t*t,
he does not wind us up one little bit.
So Timalloy you sad little man,
all you do is show yourself to be a fandan.
You have absolutely no wit or humour,
all the s**te you post on here is conjecture and rumour.
So do everyone favour and give your s**te patter a rest,
because u like I know Rangers will always be best.

Gerry The Ger. {Ed007's Note - He wound you up enough to sit and make that up though :-)

Na ed, he doesn't wind me up. Thats just payback for having to read through the rotten ditties he posts on the Rangers site. They should rename it the Timalloy site coz he's never aff o there.

Gerry The Ger {Ed007's Note - I'll ask the technical guys about that if you want Gerry? lol}

I call a spade a spade me ed. I fully admit submitting posts calling Timalloy a W****** etc etc. But if the cap fits and all that lol. Doesn't mean he bothers me, just expressing my opinion. Would love some decent banter from Celtic fans on the Rangers site. But sadly very few have anything constructive to say and the majority of people just leave childish posts with no name.

Gerry The Ger. {Ed007's Note - I know exactly what you mean. Us editors don't really take unsigned posts very serious. It helps build up a rapport and allows better interaction, it is only a nickname or handle after all. If you look at the English sites, people who don't leave a name are either asked to leave a name or are just ignored or called Mr Noname etc. I personally think it is a bit ignorant not to leave a name. The funny thing is when I get anonymous posts asking why their posts aren't getting put up?? How am I meant to know that, I can't memorise every IP number!!!! Also people who leave a name posts take priority over anonymous ones. For example if you, Germ and FF81 all posted a similar things they would get posted, any anonymous ones along the same lines just get deleted.}

I see Timalloy aint very popular with Followfollow81 ed and quite rightly so. Regular posters will know Followfollow81 is a fair minded fan and enjoys a banter on this page as well as the Rangers site. On another note ed hows your leg? Any chance of you getting upto Ibrox for a trial mate as we need a new RB, even with a dicky leg you'd still be better than Clubfoot. Slip Whyte a few coppers and you're guarenteed an in mate.

Gerry The Ger. {Ed007's Note - It's fine thanks for asking, got an appointment with the specialist on Thursday to see if she can operate on it yet. Broadfoot is terrible though I agree with you, is it a confidence thing??? As for me playing, you have gave the game away now when I line up and all you Bears see the fullback on crutches you will be like 'There that bam that's the Tims editor on that site!!' I think after that most would be glad of Broadfoot! ;-)

Ha ha Gerry the Ger thanks for taking the time to send me a poem, hugs and kisses back.
Er your other point about "childish" posts you kind of trampled all over with your swerry words and name calling. Please look at my posts, NO SWERRY WORDS included.
ED007 I have a GREAT idea, as all the bears are NOT wound up by my posts, can we rename Rangers site, THE TIMALLOY SITE. LOL
PS sorry ED007 I feel a few jokes and ditties coming on (blame Gerry ha ha) Timalloy {Ed007's Note - NO JOKES!!! None of us don't deserve such cruelty!}

Lol. I still reckon you'd win a popularity vote aginst Broadfoot at the moment. I dunno if its a confidence thing or not. I remember him having a stormer against Man Utd in the CL a few seasons back so obviously the talents there. I think its more a case of some players not willing to put the effort in and they are just quite happy to pick up their wages supposing they are playing or not.

Gerry The Ger. {Ed007's Note - It can be dangerous when players fall into a comfort zone like that.}

You have been found out again today mate so don't kid yourself on you are whiter than white, you're a disgrace. FF81, Germinator and myself all like a banter with decent Celtic fans mate, such as ed007 and Mrs E. We just don't class you as one of them. And if me calling you a w***** makes me childish in your eyes i aint gonna lose any sleep over it. Like i said in my post earlier, if the cap fits and all that.

Gerry The Ger. {Ed007's Note - Holy 5hit Batman! I'm getting praised off a Rangers fan ;-)

Better mark that one in the diary ed lol.

Gerry The Ger. {Ed007's Note - Have an anniversary of it every year.}

28 Nov 2011 13:34:08
any truth in the rumours ed about the thai tims visit as i have seen bits and pieces about there upcoming visit but no actual dates. {Ed007's Note - There is no date that I know of, but it will be next spring.}

28 Nov 2011 12:05:03
got to laugh at the audacity of the laptop loyal, if ever anything happens to someone connected to Celtic sectarianism or bigotry is never mentioned,

but Kyle laffertys car window is smashed and its "Lafferty is targeted by bigots" and "bigots hunted as Kyle motor trashed" in what is described as a "brazen sectarian attack",

yet only last week when Anthony stokes' home was targeted the story read "CELTIC star Anthony Stokes's pregnant girlfriend was forced to flee their home after a gang of yobs laid siege to the plush property" no mention of any sectarian or bigoted motives,

the double standards of the press in this country would be laughable if it wasnt so infuriating,

i am in no way condoning what was done to laffertys car but the scottish media are guilty of constant inconsistency where the Old F feeding the flames of alot of the problems that go on in this bitter little city i call my home.

Toady88

I am in no way condoning what was done to laffertys car but the scottish media are guilty of constant inconsistency where the Old Firm are concerned, the can also be held accountable for feeding the flames of alot of the football related problems that go on in this bitter little city i call my home.

As i said last week in regards to the stokes attack that wasnt a rangers attack much the same as i would say this isnt a celtic attack on lafferty both attacks are from scumbags both attacks were sectarian based neither club would have anything to do with either band of supporters however not quite sure the point that the opening poster is trying to make personally if take what the papers say as gospel then more fool you. Papers are trying to rouse up talking points in order to sell, if you wanna go out and buy them then believe or follow what they write then they will continue to.

Germinator

Germinator, well done for condemning all these attacks you said same when Stoke's house was attacked. Sadly Followfollow81 on gers site has just posted it was a sectarian attack by Celtic fans, this helps nobody. Sad post by him.
All these morons who attack people should be condemned. Timalloy

Hi ed bond just a reply to the post by timalloy which is not in in any way supposed to inflame his ego by mentioning his name but followfollow81 did post on Rangers banter about said attack on Laffertys car yet he did say it was sectarian attack but there is absolutely NO mention of Celtic .Maybe being so quickly to inflame through untrue statements he and all of us can see exactly what we are up against.Shaun H

Tim this is what I posted on Gers site


28 Nov 2011 14:02:04
Kyle Lafferty's car has been smashed up by a gang of bigoted thugs as he stood just feet away at a petrol station in Johnstone Renfrewshire yesterday. The police said its a sectarian attack. When is all this going to stop. Targeting him because he plays for Rangers. Hang the Bs.
Followfollow81

Timalloy I'm only going by what I've read and heard. Here's a link.

www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/3964231/Bigots-hunted-as-Kyle-motor-trashed.html#ixzz1f0ODFvXR

I don't think it's a sad post I'm just going on what I've heard. It's doing the round where I stay. Sorry if I've upset anyone. I await your Apologie Tim.
Followfollow81 {Ed007's Note - It was last Monday it happened FF81 mate. And the police haven't said anything about it. I can't see where you mentioned CFC fans though to be fair to you. The S*n as well mate??? tut tut, seeing as it is you and you are proving a point I will allow the link to be posted. I hope it was online you read it and you don't actually buy that rag!!!}

Of coarse Ed it was online lol. I know it was last Monday I posted it wrong. It was suppose to say I read about it yesterday. But it's been doing the rounds gossip wise from last Wednesday where I stay.
I think they are a couple of posters from this site carp stirring it don't you think Ed?
Followfollow81 {Ed007's Note - Quite possibly mate. Attacks like that against any player is bang out of order, just like I said last week about Stokes' girlfriend/house. There is no place for it and they obviously aren't true supporters of whichever club they say they follow, no real fan would want to drag their club's name through the gutter. Unless they are wearing a club's colours it should be treated as a sectarian crime and the club's should distance themselves from it, it has nothing to do with the club as such. Although I still maintain that anyone found guilty of a sectarian crime should have an FBO imposed as part of their sentence/fine.}

As I said when Lennon was going through all that religious/sectarian carp Hang the Bs. I wasn't around last week to comment on Stokes situation but I will say it now Hang the Bs and the same goes for all the other old firm player/manager that has been targeted all because what religious believes or team they play for is really Sad. When is it going to stop? Is it when someones going to get killed? It is only a game of football. Another thing I'm really disappointed in Timalloy. I didn't think you were like that Tim :-(.
Ed I don't buy any Rag. If I read stuff from the record/sun it's from the Internet I wouldn't give them the money. I've not bought a paper since 2003.
Followfollow81 {Ed007's Note - Good man FF81. The 'red tops' have got a lot to answer for regarding the problem of sectarianism in Scotland, they feed off the paranoia of both sets of fans and fan the flames of madness from the minority on each side. That stunt with NL and the taxman could have had serious repercussions. Have you ever noticed that CFC fans call the DR the Daily Ranger and Rangers fans call it the Daily Rebel or Rhebel? They are not bias, they need to sell papers so will print anything, good or bad, about either club. People who buy them and believe everything in them is gospel are just encouraging it. SSN is just as bad now as well, it is far from infallible, how many of their big massive stories actually come true? Not many. They are just like a newspaper, except they need to fill the screen 24/7 and most of their 'exclusives' are tied in with the latest odds on Skybet, strange that eh? Surely they aren't reporting stories just to encourage people to gamble with them are they? On transfer deadline day about 11 a.m. they announced that they had news on Wesley Sneijder's move to Man Utd, two hours later nothing and then they announced that the odds of him going to Utd had been cut to 3-1, that was their big news on it. If it wasn't for Hayley McQueen I wouldn't even watch it any more. Plus anything that has Murdoch's mucky paws on it has to be a bit iffy one way or another. Rant over, sorry lol}

Ed are you glad to get that off your chest lol. Totally agree with you mate. I know they have to carp stir to sell papers but 99% of the time it's below the belt. Does carp stirrer Timalloy work for any of them?
Followfollow81 {Ed007's Note - Sorry mate, you all know how I feel about the press and I go off on one now and then at them :-) I think Tim is the agony aunt for The Sunday Sport.}