Celtic Banter Archive February 28 2012

 

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28 Feb 2012 22:35:08
ruling n David King case

Therefore, SARS does not have the authority to attach directly the assets of a South African taxpayer that are located overseas. However, it can approach the High Court for an order that the South African taxpayer concerned relocate its moveable assets to South Africa.

Blue Knights buy Rangers from Whyte, David King buys Ibrox Murray Park (immovable assets)from Blue Knights at exorbitant price and Murray ploughs excess into squad

Anybody that thinks Kings assets are all frozen is deluded as King himself for thinking he could get away with driving a £165000 Ferrari owning 2 planes(£14 mill) and claiming he only earned £5000 a year (FFS that's what you call a brass neck)

Only reason it hasn't happened yet is because they don't want to give Whyte a profit

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Oops, clicked agree by accident
Blue Jedi

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What exactly is your point?

If you want King involved in your club, good luck to you.

I'd have thought this was the type of character you'd be wanting to avoid at all costs, but then I suppose you're one of the bears that were jumping with joy when the billionaire whose wealth was off the radar rode into town.

I've only one question for you, is Dave King aware of the little plan you're worked out for him? Thought not. You really are a pl0nker.

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28 Feb 2012 22:30:37
Good evening Bhoys & Ghirls

I am trying to find somebody to help me with my sums. I have tried using a calculator, i have even tried counting my fingers and toes but no matter what I do 20 - 10 = 10! Is that right?
All this talk of "default" titles and "de-valued" trophies really is desperation!

Hail Hail

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28 Feb 2012 20:25:57
A new low for Dignity FC, not paying charity money, shame on them

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Yes and if you go on their site you will be told that the Charity have told Rangers to keep the money not that Rangers have said their not handing it over. Interesting when the trustees of the charity are none other than Craig Whyte, Martin Bain, John Greigg and Jacqueline Gourlay. (according to the RCF Charity Website) Now, only the trustees can make a decision like this and its unlikely Bain & Griegg are still involved so Criaig Whyte has decided to keep the charity money for Rangers and his administrators have increased the ticket prices as well....so basically it is now the legends Charity fund raiser for RFC...how ironic...a charity is now giving Rangers money. Craig Whyte is no better than Arthur Fowler stealing the Christmas Club money!...this is potentially illegal so watch this space.
Don74 {Ed001's Note - it is not illegal because they have informed people, it would have been illegal if they had not informed the public in advance.}

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Yet another example of this guys lack of shame.A complete moral bankrupt.........green jhedi

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28 Feb 2012 19:26:04
hi ed i can't help but notice more and more posts are coming on written phonetically or in dorrick or slang call it what you want . they are really difficult to read and on most occasions i just don't bother, so a heart felt plea to these posters ,,, NNI NO DAE THAT , DAE WHIT , JIST GONNI NO !!!, BILLYBHOY {Ed007's Note - It's the same wee guy mate, he doesn't know any better.}

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How very very very dare you (baith)

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Ats oor wee pp yur own aboot in wae kin underston um. keepup thu gid workup pp, hawthorn st. awe ahind uwe weeyin,JUST CAN`T GET ENOUGH,kb-bhoy ps.don`t get you bb he`s easy to understand but methinks he`s a nightmare for 007 and the other eds.pp will be hear alot longer than the SHAME. {Ed007's Note - I understand him perfect KB, I'm from just outside Glasgow, as for the English Eds, they tend to struggle to say the least lol, I showed Ed002 (she is American) and she thought it was a foreign language!!}

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28 Feb 2012 18:09:15
very classy by your lot.not paying up front for your tickets for the only 5 star stadium in the spl,we had the good grace to pay up front to go to the piggery

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Says who
Keef off the radar wealth and warchest jackson.

a wee saying going about a lot these days is
you couldn't make it up
looks like wee Keef does a lot

its the 6 stars Duff& Phelps Asbestos Arena you mean check the league there another one there next to your name

Lubo25

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You had to pay up front, look how many other clubs you have shafted and owe money too. We are not the ones who don't pay

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"the piggery" wow.and you wonder why people lose interest in your tawdry,shabby club on a daily basis.the money will be paid FIVE DAYS before the game,exactly as you done.please try and stay in buisness as theres a party heading your way.and you thought beachball sunday was good?............green jhedi

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Yeah 4 or 5 days before the game,so thats when Rangers will get their money,good grace my arse just look at what happened to Dunfermline and Dundee Utd when they trusted yous to pay,and dont get me started on class,your club still hasnt refused the offer your charity has made to let them keep their share of the money very classy indeed.MACCA

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I assume we will pay up front, a week before the game, did your lot pay Dunfermline, Inverness etc up front? thought not, If you paid your taxes on time , you might be taken seriously. Why would anyone trust Rangers with money just now? {Ed007's Note - How can Rangers' take the moral high-ground on this, in all seriousness, look at Airdrie? After that, why should any club help Rangers by paying early for anything. Like I have said, it is their mess, they made it, let them sort it out and face the consequences of their actions. Their arrogance beforehand was 'off the radar', now they are arrogant even when they need help, demanding everyone should be helping them. Only problem is nobody can actually explain WHY everybody should be clamouring to help. Unbelievable at times, it really is.}

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Why pay upfront to visit the new asda superstore? The reason you lot were asked for cash on advance is that everybody on the planet knew you were broke. andydcfc

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Where's the piggery and the last time you were there, did you damage it in anyway ? Mrs E

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People lose that much intrest thy green jhed head can't keep of the gers page. Kinda a contradicting myself seen as I'm on this page arent I? Aw well haha, that's just what us Jedis do ae? Haha

Blue Jedi

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What the Broo Camp ? 5 star stadium , soon to be Tesco , Celtic will pay for the tickets , pity Rangers can't say the same , as Dunfermline and Dundee Utd will testify to . Drewzybhoy .

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They already did testify, said they wernt going to bad mouth us and that they wished the best for us. It wasn't that long ago in fact. Utd dindnt but fk them ae.

Blue jedi

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@ who jedi; the plural of jhedi is jhedi not jhedis. as i suspected a storm trooper imposter.............green jhedi

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5 star stadium. we have the only GOLD STAR jersey in the SPL.............green jhedi

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Very classy rankers not paying charity money

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5 star my a*** catering facilities were about to be condemmed and xmas partys cancelled because of 50 odd burst pipes cause you couldnt pay to put the heating on

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That 5 star rating was over 20 years ago and they have let it go to ruin since, still clinging to the superior attitude with no realisation that its been a sinking ship for a long time. DB77

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28 Feb 2012 17:05:10
I have heard a lot off ppl sayin that white pumps or sum thing is gonna buy rangers! Biggest load of nonsense ever I play football with the owners sun eveymonday night and even he said no chance will that happen, also heard they seriously run the risk of liquidation before end of march :). Peter Lawell is doing the right thing why help the manly mob. The didn't care when we were in the sh@t before wee tartan bunnet saved us, glasgows green and white!! {Ed007's Note - It was Jim McColl who used to Weir Pumps mate. I used to work in the engineering sector.}

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If you know the guys son why did you get the name wrong? ed007;done some work for them too,helluva nice guy...........green jhedi

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Green jhed ma man yuv goat yur wires crost son
whit we ur sayin iz WHYTE HIZ PUMPED THE CURRINTS
oh n by the waey I didnt wurk in the enguneerin sextor i wurked oan the bru
aewaeys huv aewaeys wull its cauld loyilty ed

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Pat

It was the spelling & grammar department you worked in wasn't it?

Blue Jedi

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BJ

Allow me:-

It was the Spelling & Grammar Department you worked in - was it not?

it's not much BUT

RP

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28 Feb 2012 16:46:21
Well thats 16.45 and no breaking news of Liquidation?

MMcNeill

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Aw is there not, why were you waiting on it ? Mrs E

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No but I know all of you were Mrs Ecstasy.

MMcNeill

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Nice to see you still have something to gloat about...your club not going into liquidation lol. No, i'll settle for the valentines day gift of administration for just now anyway :-) Mrs E or Ecstasy

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Don't worry MMcNeil it's in the post!

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Hey pal, again more name calling, our Mrs E was civil to you, follow her example and be nice, or maybe you are hurting too much to be nice, just like your head of security said you were highly emotional in singing your songs of hate, again no class, no dignity hail hail Timalloy
PS fellow tims let's give this joker a wide berth until he apologises to Mrs E

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Timalloy went from being the resident "joker" (tongue placed firmly in cheek) to the resident bodyguard (again tongue placed firmly in cheek). Very sorry Mrs E.

MMcNeill

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Thank you Tim. What can I say, if I give him/her a feeling of Ecstasy at my ripe auld retirement age ;-) Mrs E

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@timalloy;thats what they sing when"emotional" us? YNWA,the fields,songs to stir your heart not to make you march on another country............green jhedi

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28 Feb 2012 16:41:37
here ed ah jist cliked on yur site
" your perfikt match"
n it came up ALLOA V RANGURS"
how spooky iz that
no looky no nooky

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Na its the big derbie against queens park

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28 Feb 2012 16:28:37
congrats tae the rangurs ed he jist printit ma "rangurs pre seezin tour"

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I hope he Spelt it correctly.

Dtp89

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28 Feb 2012 16:05:39
Any truth in the rumour that Alan McGregor was trying out the green
strip after his wee night out with Alan Thomson?

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28 Feb 2012 15:56:32
Must say Celtic were lucky against Motherwell. Getting tired bhoys? NL looks shattered dont think hel last much longer.

Blue Jedi

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What?

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Good 1 dafty .henke7

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Can i just say jhedi can spell...........green jhedi

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Copying is the greatest form of flattery so one up for Green Jedi....That's where the comparison ends as Blue Jedis posts are woeful and guaranteed to be poor. And we all know GJ is a quality poster.

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Congrats green jhedi you've got yourself a stalker from the darkside

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Sorry for the misspell Green Jhedi.

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Thanks for proving my point green jhedi, if u look on the gers page you'll see that I left a comment under one of yours before this post and I spelled the word "jhedi" I have decided to spell mine.. Jedi, as the letter h looks like Celtic patter, as in bhoys. Isn't this very annoying?

Blue Jedi

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Green Jhedi, my compliments on noising them up so much they use most of your name, I have two bears using my tag
"timaloy69" and "timaloyloves rangers" they do it to see if we bite but just laugh at their poor attempts at humour LOL Timalloy

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Gentlemen and mrs E,its nice to know we lead the field in yet another format,im so pleased to have a stalker.............green jhedi

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28 Feb 2012 15:34:37
ed if we ur pert ae the "auld firm",
n the currints go diz that no make us
" the firm?"
n kin ye clear this up tae, av goat a few spots roon ma haw maws any ideas?
here they mite be beautie spoats eh?
like loch lomund ur the trossucks?
mibbee naw,
its like join adot n make a pretty pikture?
cood send ye a fotie
this isnae wee pat by the waey
ps client confudeshialitie ed
ur ahl tell thum aboot yur masiv dobbur! {Ed007's Note - Keep your pics wee man FFS!!!. It does sound like a nasty disease has caught you (and yes, I said that the right way round) but I'm no expert on such matters.}

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Cheeky bstd ye changed that tae suit! your pre menapawsil
AGANE
" mr wonga send me yir dough"
membur no whitey.......

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Here see that we umberella thit they used oan ye last year huv ye stul goat it( oh n by the waey ah want ma drill bak tae!"), oh n the anurak tae,kin ah borrow thum?
n the surjikul gluvs
plus the instrukshins {Ed007's Note - Stop being so clatty lol.}

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Did you say dol? {Ed007's Note - No, that's Vera I call that :-)

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28 Feb 2012 15:08:21
Who's the goalie in the green
In the green
Standing inside Hampden in the sun?
Do his interests clash?
Does he sing the sash?
It's not his fault he's a current bun..

Who's the goalie in the green
In the green
Standing here, right in front of us?
Another glaket pus
On the rangers bus
Sitting on their way to Aberdeen..

Oh who's the goalie in the green
In the Green
He's the best keeper we've ever seen
Since we danced a jig
For the flying pig


RenegadePea

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28 Feb 2012 14:11:18
Pat I return the compliment.....
A wee wummin goes intae an ironmongers
and buys a po (ask ED007 he will know lol)
wummin then walks intae fishmongers
and says "a pound ah fillet" fishmonger
replies "a pound ye don't!"

man walks into bakers and asks
"is that a donut or a merangue?"
wee lassie behind coonter says
"ye wer right the furst time!"
Timalloy (wee Wee Pat's straight man)

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Big Frank Carson walks through the gates of heaven and the first person he meets is Whitney Huston. Big Frank says I follow you up. I heard you where looking for some Craic. Bigirishmac.

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28 Feb 2012 13:55:24
And the best director Oscar goes toooooooo Craig Whyte For How To Liquidate A Club In 10 Months. Lol Bigirishmac

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28 Feb 2012 13:43:51
here ed ma doaktur in sarry st dr mahat macoat, rekuns av goat asplit persunality,n the 2 of us dissagree whit dae you think e/d {Ed007's Note - Ask for a second opinion wee man.}

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Av alreddy answerd that huvent we mate aye we huv {Ed007's Note - Do only one of you get drunk?}

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28 Feb 2012 13:34:43
having scanned the wake pages one thing seems to puzzle me...they all say they are giving £500-£1000 so whats the panic about liquidation? why dont the supporters dis-trust or the blue dis-order offer rankers to set this fund up to keep the doors open till a buyer is found?add the wage cuts the players are offering you would think a tidy sum might be gathered............green jhedi

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28 Feb 2012 12:47:23
hereed av just seen the heedline in the evnin timms" axe set to fall on rangurs playurs"noo ah no they huvnae been very good noo n agane bit thats a bit harsh dont ye think....
stull ahl be turnin up anywaey jist tae see it,it wid be sumthin tae tell the granweans in years tae cum,
"aye ah wiz ther that day it ibruks tae see the axe fallin oan aw the rangurs playurs,no ah pritty site so eat aw yer granny veras veg ur you'l get the same plus yel get yer vajazzles dun even the lassies ( goat tae keep thum oan thur toes ed eh )

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28 Feb 2012 12:25:42
this iz wan fur wee timbo," ah saw ah boay the othur day wae a rangurs taap oan wae" your name" oan the bak"
heez bein sudatit iz we speek,visitin oors ur fae 3-4n 7-8 gess who

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Afternoon Pat, here is question a bear asked on their pages, what happens to the rangers debentures? I KNOW Pat will have an answer LOL timalloy
Ps remember children wee Pat is only kidding!

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28 Feb 2012 11:00:55
here ed wee whitey hiz sade "thur wull hiv tae be cuts tae aw they fannies "
ah telt ye ed wee veras idea ae the vajazzlin iz beginintae take aff (jist like wee whitey)we dont dae walkin away ( aye bit ye kin run like fk)
remembur :no whitey we likey!"
pp posso the amputee capitol ae the planit,
here am away tae the sekund haun shoap, any bidy waant wan?
here av jist seen a rangurs suportur staunin it the side ae the road in sarry, n 3 difrunt peepul took hum acrose the roadn they say we dont care?
( mind you it hud takin him 2 hoors tae get fae that side in the furst plaice,stul its the thot thit counts SINGIN "ahm walkin away,
wae ateardrap in ma mince pie ahm .......

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LOL! 2 Lines in I gave up.

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28 Feb 2012 10:46:16
me here agane ed av jist cought mr duff fae duff n duffur" mr duff?"
"am aktually duffur"
"duffur thin whit?"
.mr duff" kin ah ask ye fur any info oan the broxy situ?"
" broxy bear was n employee who wiz gettin oan abit n wiz fritenin the weans tae so we hid tae let um go "
where/
in the woods behind murry perk!
we decided ( me n wee duff) thit it wiz safur tae dae that n we ur gaun tae the rspca the day tae see if wee kin mibe pik up a dug ur cat ur even a budgie tae take his plase so we awit wee whiteys instrukshuns fae monty carlos wher he huz been openin up varios bank accounts,n toppin up his wee whyte bits( nae pun intentit) be4 he kin return tae cullekt anuthur a wonga fae the currints"
jist look it sellik doon the road they hud the 4 site tae buy a dug hooopy hes cheep tae run sleeps in the boot room n eats 2 tins a day,
us weve gaot ah bear eats mare thin wee sally! n s**ts in the caur perk nuff sade.
then oot the blue(sorry ed) a beariz walkin taewurds us am like fk this, wee duffur is walkin taewards it slappin it aboot the kippur wae a P45n tellin it tae gtf,last thing ah seen iz big yogidrabbing the duiffur intae the woods,ed ye coodnae make it up bfn

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28 Feb 2012 09:55:59
breakin news ed "broxy bear has been let go by rangurs!
a spokesman fur broxy sade" broxy is totily devuststit wae the news iz rangurs hiz aye been the club he supportit since he wiz a cub, bit sumtimes ye jist huv tae move oan,n broxy hiz uthur projekts in his pipe tae smoke"
fraser wisher the rep fur broxy sade"we feel thit broxy hiz hid a raw deal , no tae menshun raw burgurs n pies ,n the rankurs huv no herd the last ae this,last nite ah contaktit broxys heed ae the unyin in the us,yogi n boo boo,n they ur flyin owur sumtime the day."( itl take thum 4 weeks tae get oot ae kwarintine)
yogi sade " am like a bear wae a sair heed so ah um n heed ur gonae roll,the peepul who ur runnin the currints ( duff n duffur)ur gettin mauled !"
wee boo boo wiz jist staunin ther greetin( mind you thats aw he diz anyaey)
broxy hiz sade ( thru his agunt)aw the park rangurs huv threatind tae change thur names tae park sellik if this inae soartit asap,remembur "dae bears s**t in the forrest!"
it wiz rumurred thit broxy wiz headit tae embra zoo wae a cairy oot n a curry n makin hiz waey tae the pandas tae droon his sorrows,
mare oan this iz it happins ed fae posso pat it murry perk am joe the toff, "here iz it too erly fur a pint sky boays?"

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28 Feb 2012 01:40:12
Gerry And The Pacemakers will sweep the Brit Awards this year, You'll Never Walk Alone will go to number one after being played at no less than 5 trophy winning parties in 2012.

GoldCoastBhoy

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5? no chance liverpool are winning the fa cup

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Why have Liverpool no chance of winning the FA cup ?? Mrs E

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