Celtic Banter Archive April 28 2020

 

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28 Apr 2020 21:08:17
see the pentagon has realised video evidence of ufos they have had for a while. sevcos statements of cover ups and investigations must have got some people in the pentagon shook up. peter lawell must have been involved.

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28 Apr 2020 21:16:55
I think it's a competition between Sevco and the Pentagon to see who can come away with the most outrageous Bulls@#t 😂😂.

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29 Apr 2020 17:38:34
Pentagon have Area 51.sevconians still searching for 55, must be some secret area in govan where aliens brainwash them into handing over their money, promise them the world, then turn them into zombies.

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28 Apr 2020 19:29:30


Donald Trump has advised all weightlifters who can't get to the gym to inject themselves with Mr. Muscle.

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28 Apr 2020 19:57:05
laughed oot loud; cheers Bob.

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28 Apr 2020 22:57:03
Cracker Bob.

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29 Apr 2020 12:05:34
🤣🤣🤣.

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28 Apr 2020 17:11:29
SPFL have came out with a statement requesting Servco to submit their dossier on ill doing apparently it was signed by all SPFL chairmen apart from Stewart Robertson. I am sure after all this is finished and I hope the SPFL through the book at Servco there has to be surely a motion to vote Robertson off the board of the SPFL.

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28 Apr 2020 17:32:19
They moaned cause it was Pedro influencing the board and now they have there own guy they're still feckin moaning.

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28 Apr 2020 18:30:18
Why do you call them Servco?

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28 Apr 2020 19:50:19
Hope as soon as our board stop pissing themselves laughing at the dossier, they put it online for us all to see what a shower of chancers they are.

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28 Apr 2020 21:17:45
When is the EGM?

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28 Apr 2020 16:53:40
I see France have declared Ligue 1 and 2 finished for the season. It'll be interesting to see how they decide what happens with trophies, something they haven't decided on yet.
PSG are 12 points ahead with a game in hand and 10 games to play so their position is fairly similar to ours. I know each association will make it's own decisions and the Dutch have already declared there will be no champions in the Eredivise however their top teams were much much closer together, just 2 or 3 points between 3 teams or something like that.
If the French declare PSG champions then the Sevs will be claiming that PL and DD run the French league from a secret room. lol HH.

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{Ed007's Note - The decision the Dutch have taken could soon be reversed.}

28 Apr 2020 17:01:12
Really Ed? How's that then? HH.

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{Ed007's Note - The clubs who are missing out on promotion and one of them missing a EL place are considering legal action.}

28 Apr 2020 17:54:36
Rightly so.

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28 Apr 2020 21:04:12
Actually just seen this .
Leeds promotion push

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28 Apr 2020 15:28:11
Why is it whenever Celtic win nine titles in a row, there is a hue and cry for reconstruction by some clubs?
I remember it happened in the 70's (Fogey Alert) and it seems 'Stop The Ten' may be on the cards once again.

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28 Apr 2020 15:55:53
Wouldn't surprise me if the government or the cops have had a word with PL or DD to tell them to stop the 10 as if we win it there'll be civil war on the streets. The number of abandoned games and "honest" mistakes will be like nothing before. Just imagine it with social distancing and having to get the 10 behind closed doors.

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28 Apr 2020 14:26:53
One piece of good news for Sevco fans

The Celtic Adidas deal was supposed to start in July, and normally Adidas and other kit manufacturers would be working flat out to make sure replica kits were shipped and all club outlets fully stocked, but because of Covid 19 this operation is on hold.
Ever cheerful a Sevco spokeperson said "luckily as we have NO kit deal and our replica kits are all TWO YEARS OLD, our fans will not experience the problems that Celtic might encounter".

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28 Apr 2020 14:45:28
The kit expert on the other side promised his fellow fans that New Balance would be announced by the end of the month. ( Thursday )

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28 Apr 2020 15:02:41
What a walloper he is.

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28 Apr 2020 17:50:35
What there fruit of the loom deal fell through?

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28 Apr 2020 12:55:45
I was wondering if the whistleblower was Dundee secretary Eric Drysdale. He told the ICT director the timeline of the Dundee vote.
But when Drysdale worked for Raith Rovers he received death threats from the fans from the southside.
In 2012 Drysdale was part of a 3 man panel carrying out an SFA Investigation into the ibrokes club bringing the game into disrepute.
McCoist then stupidly demanded the names of the 3 man panel which then put them in danger. All 3 men received death threats.
Strathclyde Police also reported that 2 men had been paid to burn down Raith Rovers stadium. I don’t think Drysdale is the whistleblower.

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28 Apr 2020 11:38:59
Is this an OMEN?

UEFA have set 25 May as deadline for all leagues to plan for re opening of leagues OR call time and declare their champions. Our famous date comes back.
25 May Celtic CHAMPIONS again.

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28 Apr 2020 13:08:31
I was thinking the same Tim and it’s spring bank holiday Monday. Maybe a BBQ in the back garden with 9 cans to celebrate. 🥳.

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28 Apr 2020 15:13:28
I can wait till the 12th of July if that’s an option. 🤭.

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01 May 2020 13:46:00
Gerrard must be leaving, as he was very positive about the input of the least successful club in Glasgow . It’s only a matter of when not if .
There may be a race to see if Rangers2012 is gone before Gerrard.

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28 Apr 2020 08:00:12
SPFL calls EGM after requisitions from Hearts, Rangers and Stranraer

The 3 Desperados! HH.

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28 Apr 2020 08:39:20
Is this for the good of the game? Or is it from 3 chairmen/ woman etc with a personal interest?

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28 Apr 2020 11:06:33
all 3 with separate personal agendas. They will never agree on anything other than trying to fill their own pockets/ survival. Let them have there wee meeting, nothing will change. as btc says 3 desperados.

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28 Apr 2020 11:10:56
I suspect their motives are more to do with their own individual agendas than they are to do with what's best for the game. HH.

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28 Apr 2020 15:28:18
It is pretty obvious why those three clubs are causing such a fuss, however I do also think that the whole process was handled pretty poorly.

Maybe there is a simple reason, but why did the leagues not hand out part of the prize money? They could have done so on the same proviso that the Scottish Prem is currently under: if we can finish the leagues we will and otherwise the current standings are finalised at a later date and then the rest of the money is released.

They could have worked out what each club's lowest possible finishing position could have been and released that amount to each club. We want a league to go back to so getting money to the clubs was obviously the most important.

Everyone loves to turn it into a celtic vs rangers debate which is getting very tirin.

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