Celtic Banter Archive June 26 2012

 

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26 Jun 2012 23:06:23
Breaking news Ed ........... now that Newco are trying for the SFL they will be called Team 30.

K-Dot.

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There going to play in Europe next season

Going from club 12 to club 18 to 30

Lenny

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26 Jun 2012 22:59:19
i think its shocking what rangers have done cheating corruption double contracts ripping off the tax man administration and liquidation and the bottom line is the sfa has done hee haw its been left to the spl the directors and fans of clubs and now its passed on for the sfl to deal with a team that isnt even in their league not one decision has been made by the so called " POWER OF SCOTTISH FOOTBALL " whos job it is to make these decisions yet they pass the buck hide and shy away from the decisions that has to be made the biggest lesson to be learnt from this is the sfa are not fit for purpose and every single one should hand in their resignation just throu embarrassment alone

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Lots of red faces down the Lodge.. TRP.

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26 Jun 2012 22:38:20
Newco have pulled out of pre season compo in southampton and relpaced by Anderlecht .....TTTS

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They did not pull out.... they were thrown out due to the the best interest of the tournament (football integrity) lol

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26 Jun 2012 22:34:12
Lads I thought I was on the other sides page! What is the big deal let them get on with what ever they want to do, this is a Celtic page and the whole rangers saga is drawn out now, does any1 think FF will put pen to paper?

Bishypaul

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Bishypaul - you will find that it is far from drawn out, there is much, much more to come.

K-Dot.

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26 Jun 2012 22:13:52
Sly Spurts reporting that Rangers are loosing out on tens of millions in transfer fees. lol.

K-Dot. {Ed007's Note - And Southampton have withdrew the invite to their summer tournament. Any word on the trip to Germany yet.......?}

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Le Harve new stadium opening friendly with newco on 12th july in doubt also ...TTTS

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26 Jun 2012 22:02:44
Just heard that apparently 10 fans protesting outside Ibrokes tonight,
but jabba is on case for Daily Ranger tomorrow's headline reads
EVERY SEASON TICKET HOLDER PROTESTING AT IBROX LAST NIGHT
lol Timalloy {Ed007's Note - It probably was every ST holder Tim!}

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26 Jun 2012 21:55:53
I know it's not Celtic but all part of the mess that is Rangers. Very strong rumour that Rangers players, the ones left that is, won't get paid this week. Sassenach {Ed007's Note - I think that might be more than a very strong rumour.....}

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26 Jun 2012 21:31:27
Protest outside Ibrox earlier tonight - 10 turned up.

K-Dot.

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26 Jun 2012 20:55:49
Mcgregor and davis off too now.all walking away.

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26 Jun 2012 21:25:15
How much money could sevco have raised if they had done a sponsored walk...away?lol,artybhoy

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26 Jun 2012 21:20:12
McGregor

Whitaker McCabe ?? Papac

Aluko Davis Ness Wylde

Naismith Lafferty


Does this mean either Bocanegra, Broadfoot or Goian is next?

K-Dot

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26 Jun 2012 21:15:11
Hey Pat, the RTC Twitter page is talking about a "Schadenfreude gusher".

Is that something rude?

K-Dot. {Ed007's Note - Sounds like a German prostitute.}

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26 Jun 2012 21:10:04
Alright guys, anyone read that fat idiot Derek Johnstones page in the evening times tonight? "clubs consulting there supporters over there decision to whether to vote a newco inti the spl is a serious cop out." " chairmen and directors should be making the call on such big decisions themselves rather than allowing the lunatics to take over the asulym." "forget sporting integrity- fans at other clubs will vote against rangers simply because they hate the club"
I wonder why derek? It's idiots like u that makes the whole off Scottish hate u's! Not just Celtic! Still not a shred off remorse for ur club shocking antics eh? The more I hear these idiots (i.e Derek Johnstone, Mark Hately, Andy Goram, etc) speaking the more i hope there club dies forever. First class t*ss*rs!

Byars

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Couldn't agree more mate, no remorse from any of them all still in denial and passing the blame they are rotten to the core always have been and no doubt the new zombie fc will be exactly the same/
davy

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26 Jun 2012 21:00:53
Davis & McGregor walk away now.

Talksh1t discussing moving to England, is this really unrealistic ? Mrs E

{Ed007's Note - Teams need to be within the geographical country of the FA they are members of. The Welsh teams joined the English set up before there was any recognised league set up and the rules have changed.}

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Why do they even discuss it ?...a confused Mrs E {Ed007's Note - They need to talk about something. If this was possible then why has nobody else done it, anywhere? UEFA and FIFA don't allow it.}

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I don't know Ed007 lol. Don't shout at me please... :-) Mrs E {Ed007's Note - Well, a woman your age should know better than listen to idle gossip!}

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If they can't get into the SFA. No players, no buisness plan, no guarentee they'll fulfill fixtures etc. Why would they get into the FA?

Is mindboggling stupidity.

By the way TalkSh1t is the Aural equivilanat of SlySpurtsNews.

Lets make a stupid suggestion and pretend we're serious then get all the "numpties" (to quote the ba'heid) to phone in at £1 per minute.

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Right before anyone else shouts...its not just Talksh1t that discuss it. I won't raise the point again but can't say it won't be discussed in some other media outlet. Mrs E {Ed007's Note - AAAwwww!!!!}

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I'm going in a cream puff lol Mrs E {Ed007's Note - Typical woman!}

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26 Jun 2012 21:00:36
Heard a planned protest at ibrox resulted in 10 bears turning up. Walking away in droves.artybhoy.p.s.that was my post about greegs and bette davis too. Forgot to tag it.alright ed,hows things mate? {Ed007's Note - I'm good thanks Arty, nice to hear from you.}

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26 Jun 2012 20:52:39
No membership of the SFA
No membership of the SPL
No membership of the SFL
Former players deserting in droves
No banking facilities
No season ticket sales
No prospect of a share issue
No business plan
No investors
Sponsors pulling out
No cash flow

Question: Anyone think Newco will be playing football this coming season.

K-Dot.

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26 Jun 2012 20:52:10
Davis rumoured to have walked.
LMFAO
This just keeps getting better and better.
Keep thinking I'm gonnae wake up! :oD
HH
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Davis & mcgreggor !

lenny

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Let them into spl now lol,garlar07

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26 Jun 2012 20:32:07
I would love celtic to pull out of signing forster now. the man has held off to long. maybehis agent and maybe him but let him go to a west ham struggling in the prem or whoever and wait for the criticism ff. good luck and bring in gordon

agree with one of the other posters. we made you fraser and this is how you repay us

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26 Jun 2012 20:16:14
Just heard from a good source that the newco (as we all know wont be playing next year having a gap year!!) but they are to heavily invest in Airdrie Utd Watch this space

Markybhoy

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Are they of to Australia for the gap year always fancied that. Cmac

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Doubt airdrie will be helpful towards them afterall it was murray and them who put the original airdrie out of the game

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With mr ballantyne at the helm at airdrie he of rff in belfast, probably true.

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There was a story not that long ago that the Airdrie Utd chairman was spotted at Ibrokes complete with scarf. I wouldn't rule it out!

AC75

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26 Jun 2012 20:03:44
ed see thaem rushin burds oan yur site ur they kosha ah meen ah dont want thaem tae turn up wae names like "iva bigdob, ur strap adiktaeme its jist if the lassies waant tae paey me fur ma "servisis" then ah waant tae gie it ma 110% here ah canae gie hur 6 inchis bit ah kin gie hur 3 iz many iz she waants,
thats the add thit attraktit me tae vera!

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26 Jun 2012 19:58:22
wee chico huz jist lambatit the sweet f*** all (sfa) bae sayin thit "me fit n proapur?< ahl huv ye no ah run tae get ma papurs evury mournin n av aewaeys payed ma fines(bit no nesaseruly oan time)
joab dun anybidy fancy ah pint?

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26 Jun 2012 19:51:33
brekko news edo "jamie ness hus left ranjurs the tae join his sistur it caley (loch?)
whit boays its been along day

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26 Jun 2012 19:08:16
.... Having Second Thoughts ....

Advert on Gumtree....
The Rangers Fc season ticket 2012/2013 in exchange for Slazenger sports socks must be size 9.......
Never said anything socks must be NEW wee Pat, I see a business opportunity for you pal..... Timalloy

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Am oan it

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26 Jun 2012 16:54:39
i would like to see a Celtic Fighting fund, in the name of Sporting Integrity, where we raise some money, and at the end of the season we distribute this evenly amongst te other SPL clubs, more as a thanks for believing in sporting integrity, im sure with this gesture it will ease the burden that other SPL clubs have to share, also those clubs who vote to keep Newco/Sevco in the SPL dont recieve a penny
just a thought, but i myself will be going to more away games next season, everyone game i can, except for clubs that vote yes

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26 Jun 2012 16:09:22
@MattMcGlone9: Samaras advisor states that he's having to report an agent in England to the FA for making an illegal approach to our player!

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26 Jun 2012 17:13:46
Transfer Update:

Celtic are a step closer to completing a deal today for Former stoke super striker Ricardo Fuller to finally boost their ailing firepower in front of goal.
The 32 year-old Jamaican international will undergo a medical as soon as the transaction is agreed.

his arrival paves the way for Georgios Samaras to leave Celtic for Danish club Brondby to help offset the cost of Fuller’s wage demands!
Samaras failed to nail down a regular place in his time at the club and feels that a move to Scandinavia will help to reenergise his  playing career.
Fuller’s signature will end several weeks of negotiating behind the scenes – and raise the bar on the club’s present salary structure.
Manager (NL) who is still chasing other deals hopes to shake on the transaction when he returns from his European scouting trip later this week.
Celtic chief executive who  confirmed today: “Ricardo is keen to come and we are working overtime to try to make it happen.
“The manager sees him as forming an important part of our future, if we can get him, so we are doing our best to conclude a deal with his agents
“I know Ricardo and can say you’d never meet a lovelier and more humble man in football. All he wants to do is do well for your football club.”
Fuller, who measures 6ft 3ins, has more than 30 appearances for his country, including the 6-0 defeat to England at Old Trafford .
 
Mr Green Fingers

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Stop posting these lies, it's not funny......mrtyc1888

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First for weeks it was caldwell now its fuller you certainly now how to cheer up a wet dismal tuesday night with your bullsh** never laughed so much since admin day

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I shudder at the level of sadness that must be haunting your life.To go to all the trouble of wiping your greasy hands on your vest and type this stuff is truly amazing.Try meeting a human,you might like it............green jhedi

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26 Jun 2012 14:22:49
heard rumour £4million bid for MURRAY PARK the fire sale has started hail hail

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26 Jun 2012 14:07:53
Getting really bored with the whole Rankers situation now. Below is what I think should happen and what reaction it gets from fellow hoops fans -

1. Relegated into 1st Division, with Dunfermline staying in SPL. If SEVCO obtain promotion, the following sanctions will be applied (a) Promotion within year 1 = a 15 deduction in SPL (b) Promotion within 2 years = 9 point deduction (c) Promotion within 3 years = 3 point deduction.

2. All titles and trophies won within the period of dual contracts to be stripped from the records and declared 'VOID'. No other team should profit from cheating, even if they are innocent. As a Celtic fan, I don't want our club being given sloppy seconds from them.

3. 6 month Transfer embargo to any player over 18 years of age, beginning 31st December 2012.

4. All football debts, with priority given to SPL/SFL Clubs, to be resolved in full by 31st May 2013. Failure to achieve this will result in a 6 month suspension from the Cup and League tournaments.

5. SPL and SFA to merge into one governing body. Better one group make an arse of the game in Scotland and be held accountable, than them hiding behind each other waiting for someone to move first.

6. New SFA ruling body to be annually elected each year by all memeber clubs. No more free lunches for Doncaster and Reagan.

Apologies for the rant, and I'm sure I have missed things out, but FFS can we not punish these cheats and move on. Would be interested in othe peoples opinion.....

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I'm equally tired of all the rangers crap, however how can the newco be penalised for anything the old club did? We can't have it all ways.... The old club are dead, history has ceased, debt wiped out, players gone, the 'Newcos (sevco or whatever they will be called) next trophy win will be their first ever trophy win. If they are seen to be punished as the old rangers they will claim to be the old rangers.

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....talk about sheer hatred LMAO!!

TTG

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@TTG: please quote the hatred in the post. Bet you can't.

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26 Jun 2012 13:54:06
here edo av goat ah cunfession tae make aw thaem yeers wen ranjurs the wur singin nabidy likes us ah thote aw cmoan ,Bit ther ye go they wur rite!

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26 Jun 2012 12:59:30
Who ate the pies - fat sally did.. the L bhoy..

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26 Jun 2012 12:23:25
Evinguu, couldnt reply to your post

What about 'We're Away To Peterheid'

Mikey Bhoy

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Hehe like that one!

Must say the Adept one below was a play on words of sorts, it doesnt read as it sounded in my head lol

Hows about Withering Away To Purgatory, or Walk Away Tupe Players

Evinguu

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26 Jun 2012 11:44:52
Quote of the day;On Keys and Gray they referred to K Jackson as "the guru of the rangers situation,the man who has got it all right so far".That would be apart from his gushing"wealth off the radar" nonsense,Or his 20m front loaded kitty for walter,or the fact he was SIX MONTHS behind the internet bampots?.I really dont know who is the more shameful,Jackson sitting there taking the plaudits or the other two person sex pests who should have been drummed out of broadcasting forever.Laughable.............green jhedi

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Tut, tut now GJ. Mr Jackson is sports journalist of the year after all. lol.

K-Dot.

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26 Jun 2012 11:31:25
Newco will now need new meaning for WATP to suit the status of the now deceased.. Without A Team People, Woefully Adept Trading Practitioners, Wrong And Totally Pointless, Wan**rs Against Tax Paying, We Arent The People, What Are The Plans, Where are the plans

Anyone got any others?

Evinguu

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Where Are The Payslips?

Joeshmo1888

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Wont Allow Tax Payments

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Where Are The Polis ?

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What a total prik?

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Wealth aff the planet.

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Where are the players.

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Who are these people.

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Walter,Ally Too Procrastinate

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Walter's Arrival Totally Postponed

1903

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White Awaits The Polis

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Why Are Tims Partying.

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Whits aw this pish?

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Whytes Arse Totally Panicking

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Whyte awaits the pope?
walkin away ,tae posso?

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Were Always The Plums

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We are the Past!

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26 Jun 2012 11:20:50
Ed got this today....Club 12 team line up
Alan mcgonner
Tata papac
Free Wallace
Dorin gone
Adios bocanegra
Steven whitcontract
Release McCabe
Gone aluko
Leave Davis
Steven naicontract
Solong kerker...what you think? Trickycelt!

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Too late mate.was on here yesterday..........green jhedi

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Ah well I live in mk not Scotland so probably took longer to get to me. Lol trickycelt.

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26 Jun 2012 10:42:01
The man From Del Monte...he says NO...col

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26 Jun 2012 10:38:31
Is it just me or is anyone else fed up with the red top papers still using the phrase "Rangers in Crisis"

I thought Rangers were dead.

Vambo

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I must admit it annoys me as well mate.Maybie when the liquidation is officially over they will have to print whatever name they are gonna use...........green jhedi

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Of course you just have to listen to what alex thompson says about the scottish press. there brothers in arms are no more. also wheres the apoliges to all and every paranoid celtic fan

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26 Jun 2012 10:30:07
I think that now the newco know they have no chance of playing in the spl, oldco will go public stating they'll also be voting no to ensure there is no bhoycott of ibrox during the big Glasgow Cup games

Mikey Bhoy

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26 Jun 2012 10:18:08
So Lee Wallace commits to newco , so only confirmed player so far is one stolen from Hearts , the corruption lives on

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Gotta say i do find this strange.I will be surprised if it is not about resigning and selling to get a fee.Why would an international player want to drop,at best,to the first division? Leave Hearts to move up to rangers,then drop down a division,with a club that has very little money,seems a backward step career wise............green jhedi

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Gets a wage whilst he waits to be sold on? Lees quite a decent bloke. He signed a contract extension at Tynecastle so that Hearts would get a transfer fee rather than him going for free. Not his fault thats it gone a bit pear shaped since.

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26 Jun 2012 02:16:27
1st time post..

Hoping that the will they won't bla bla comes to an end and wee can move on. Now is the time for a 16 or 18 team prem allow new teams entry and have 3divisions. Make Scottish football more attractive now is the time to make changes for the better..

Hearing we,r in for the loan of a so far unnamed barca youngster.. Anything on this ed? Top site cheers

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We should be looking at reducing the number of senior clubs to 32 , 2 divisions of 16 teams , make a GMV style conference league pyramid set up for the bottom 10 and 6 or 8 ambitious clubs ie Spartans , Cove Rangers , Gala Fairydean etc , a country of our size can not cater for 42 league teams , smaller clubs are not contributing and this would force them to show a bit of ambition , or some of the smaller clubs merging with near neighbour and pulling resorces ie East Stirling and Stenhousemuir , Airdrie Utd and Albion Rovers , Stranraer and Annan , Stirling Albion and Alloa , even the formation of a Dundee superteam . {Ed007's Note - Good job there was no mention of an Accies in that list..... GGggrrrrrrrrrr!}

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26 Jun 2012 07:31:47
Morning guys,

I'm a rangers fan and couldn't get why just about every club other than Celtic has voted against the newco when they are going to lose so much income. Then I started to think maybe the non Old Firm clubs have been having words to the effect that once Rangers are out the league they could vote to change the SPL voting system from 11-1 to whatever they like. Then they could vote again regarding how revenue is divided so they wouldn't be hit as hard financially. Basically the club that could lose most out of this would be Celtic with their revenue being carved up. What do you think?

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This nonsense has been pedalled around by newco fans for a while.You ever think that they might just fancy a crack at second place and Europe?I think,at best,they will push for a better slice of the TV pie now there is no rangers.Cant really blame them if im honest.........green jhedi

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Well said GJ, it's actually the fact that Rangers fans have thought it's only Celtic/Aberdeen fans that hate them; everyone else is just happy to be granted existence by the money that Rangers travelling support brings. The truth will out. No one likes you. This is very much the end of a coming of age film whereupon the bully finds themselves under the emotional cosh - and everyone now has the balls to stand up for themselves - because they're no longer alone. Killie/Johnston tried to start the ball of fear rolling, and practically said they'd be voting yes. If anything, the fear mongering you have attempted as a club over the years, and more recently as a letter head (because that's all you are now), has come back to bite you big time. That same fear mongering that forced Killie to play their cards early, is the very same thing that got every fan of every other club up in arms, and forced them to tell their chairman what they thought.

The irony in all this? You are the people? you are the greatest fans in the world?

If you, as fans, had shown have the get up and go of the Motherwell Fans, The Aberdeen Fans, The Hibernian Fans (to name three of ten!) back when Murray drove you into the doldrums, or when Craig Whyte tore your club apart and sold it like a knocked off Subaru, or when Duff and Phelps slid in and started to do administration Rangers FC style, then you wouldn't be where you are now.

So stop blaming everyone but yourselves.

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25 Jun 2012 23:46:06
Ah great, we had a weeks peace and now our rumours site is back focused on The Rangers. Ffs lads, it's the end of June, we should be chatting about signing Ronaldinho or Beckham or Owen or any other fanciful, unrealistic target!

Come on ed, create a section for this type of posting so we can get back to the gossip! {Ed007's Note - I can only post what is sent in, if you don't like it don't read it, or you could start talking about football instead of whinging. You do realise that you are talking about exactly what you are moaning about don't you?}

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