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26 Feb 2012 23:27:15
What's that coming over the hill? Its the Tax man, Administrators, Liquidators, UFEA and the Police and their all headed to ibrokes. They think it's all over and it is now ;p. Bigirishmac
The POLICE will alway be there..... Even if they are owed
You forgot about the Financial Services Authority.
And most of all wee pat fae possol is watching ;)
Lubo25
26 Feb 2012 23:09:41
He's more than a hero to me ,check it out on you tube ... Class .".."...DH
Nice one DH i`ve no seen that one funny as hell lmao,kb-bhoy
26 Feb 2012 23:07:15
Somebody should tell Butcher that
it is too late to help the Gers win the
league. Rangers fielded a very
inexperienced team today that ICT
should have beaten easily.
{Ed001's Note - I was going to post this reply, but the idiot who posted it doesn't deserve to have anything posted anywhere.}
26 Feb 2012 21:47:29
Lol, remember this?.........God Bless MON!
Wasn't funny at the time!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SVpwFMd0OY&feature=endscreen&NR=1
Miko x
26 Feb 2012 20:53:02
Just seen a Tweet from Scotty Broon...but might be a wind up..He says big Forster has done the ligaments in his ankle seems he slipped on some pre celebration Jelly and Ice Cream....ach well there goes the England D Squad call up.....hail hail
Timmybhoy69
26 Feb 2012 20:27:20
Nice to see you back Ed 007.
I was worried that you might have chocked on your jelly ond ice cream ;-)
Bosley. {Ed007's Note - No mate, was having some family time, thanks.}
26 Feb 2012 19:15:38
Hey Ed,
I assume you can't publish my youtube video link? I know it may be offensive to some, just thought it was quite funny!
Miko {Ed007's Note - No link came through for me to check Miko, remember and just start with the www part.}
You may not publish it anyway, however have a swaatch!
Miko x {Ed007's Note - Offft no mate, sorry, I can't post that.}
Lol, that's cool !
Miko
26 Feb 2012 18:52:34
ed. can you put me in touch with a good '' shrink '' my problem is that my team are going to win a tainted title this year , if the title is tainted does that mean that the two cups will be tainted as well , i really don't think i can handle the shame , ps if you don't know a shrink could you put me in touch with a rankers supporter , they are well used to it . billybhoy {Ed007's Note - Wee Pat is our regular councillor Billy.}
Thanks ed, wee pat i need your help mate , should i seek professional help or go the whole hog and support rankers , billybhoy
Nuthins that bad mate mibee try ******? frm yir best pal pp
ps we dae cracking phone advice tae mate aw the rangurs supporters are using us call me on 014171711888asap {Ed007's Note - I edited the question and then you advised it!! Ya Nugget, you're no very good at this psychology lark are you? Where did you actually get that Uni degree you showed me?}
Ah stole it oot the uni whit ah daft kwestyin
its plain tae see ah nevur saw you ther?whit whit??????
26 Feb 2012 18:19:01
Love him or loathe him - Craig Whyte.
If it wasn't for this conman we never have seen the fraud and corruption and cheating (which has been part of Rangers for years now) exposed. Sure, we know it existed but there was no way of proving it and who would back us up? The SFA?, NO CHANCE.
Murray has used Whyte as a patsy and it has backfired spectacularly. But rest assured boys and girls that Murray will get his come uppance as well.
I for one am a fan of Craig Thomas Whyte.
;-)
I think he's a genuis...........green jhedi
I think he should be knighted. LOL Sir Craig Whyte of Poundland.....Once Apon A Time in a far of land called Govan lived an evil man called David who taxed the poor to make himself and his army look good and to wipe out the nasty Timmalloys from his land , this plan worked for eons till the HMRC elves rose up in their thousands to say enough is enough and send in a non believer Craigel Whytel to destroy the Orc hordes :..The Saga Continues.."........DH
@DH
Fantastic ;)
26 Feb 2012 16:50:41
theres a belter!
top of the links to other talk sites on a seltic banter page is........wait for it........wait for it......
CONSPIRACY TALK!!!!! yae couldnae write this stuff!!!
dj {Ed007's Note - You are blocked from the site. Another post you have sent in is typed properly yet you are slagging spelling and schools. Look at your own spelling and grammar before trying to make it a religious issue.}
Go on Ed, let the poor moron post his discourse on the education system!
Bet his school was approved.
Nevis {Ed007's Note - His IP has been blocked.}
My p was blocked once, nasty, big man in a white coat touched me in my special place. Very traumatic.
Nevis
26 Feb 2012 16:41:19
Two ex-Celts leading their teams out at Wembley but Malky...it has to be Liverpool :-) Mrs E {Ed007's Note - How's that working out for you ;-)
First time i have ever thought come on you blues! 45 mins for the coupon up,good game though............green jhedi
Oh no green jhedi, don't say we're going to have to disagree lol. I offered to take my hubby out to watch it in the pub and got a straight 'naw'..said he couldn't suffer me humming YNWA or any of the other Celtic fans that might be supporting Malky. His team won today as well, so touchy at times. I'm sure the goals will come for Liverpool ! Mrs E
ED...it worked out just fine !! Mrs E {Ed007's Note - You took your time answering that eh?}
Well done Mrs E,thought the accie was up there!..green jhedi
Lol..I would never assume my team had won something before the silverware was in their hands ;-) Mrs E
26 Feb 2012 16:30:09
here ed wee vera huz goat a new lottery vajazzle! {Ed007's Note - Do we want to know??}
Aye oan the front it says" scratch tae win" oan the bak it tells ye the terms n cundishuns,so ah did n av wun a trip tae alton towurs,
( mind you it set fire tae the vajazzle)
here a widnae hear ah bad wurd sade aboot the posso fire brigade ed am tellin ye,here ed wan ae thum sade " pat ahl need tae get anuthur tender!" ah sade fk sake boab its no that big a joab! shes in thwe speshul burns unit,its no that they sade it wiz safur tae jist let the fire go oot itsell, thats 4 days that thing wiz burnin ed ,mind you the barbecues came in haundy
so its hee haw fae me
ps wee veras asked me tae bring hur up sum " sing minge cream" bit ah widnae no where tae get it,any ideas,here whit did you use eftur the firewurk went aff in yur poakit?get bak asap
26 Feb 2012 15:33:09
still cannae stoap laffin it the kyle la- fart-y joke thit sumbiddy pit oan the othur day boays
kwality pp takin the p oot ae p
Excuse me? a don't speak stupit hen
dj
26 Feb 2012 15:24:31
this is an urgent appeal to you all out there,we know that these are troubled times for all of us financially but we hope, indeed pray ,that you will see it in your hearts to give generously to this cause,the save rangers cause, nobody can envisage the true horror that these people must endure on an almost daily basis These poor people are in this predigament through their own fault,but please give generously anyway,you must look in your hearts deep in your hearts to put an end to this suffering NOW,every 3 hours of EVERY DAY a rangers supporters heart will die, so please, please give generously now to this most deserving of causes,thank you .
oh & remember that we can gaurantee that for every pound that we receive 60 pence goes to ticketus, 30 pence to hmrc & the rest goes to our benefactor MR Craig Whyte ,
so fone now & have your credit card details handy, so why not call now & get the arse ripped right out of you,
& call pat on :0141-7171- 1888
or online at:possopatletshumprangurs .com
please give generously as um skint
god bless you all speshully me asap
ps nae provvy checks tae!
26 Feb 2012 14:54:02
hey guys this must be the site of the thick dhims ....even if rangers do go under i can guarantee that the 11 member clubs of the spl will vote any newco straight back in to the spl ...too much at stake ...sky tv deal ...spl monies....gate reciepts.....masses of lost revenue for the remaining 11 ....so grow up sick dhims and deal with it ....ha ha ha ..wot a crock of wackos you really are
You call us thick and then post THAT! LOL. JS
Another diluded poor soul from the manky mob, sit down, be quiet and most importantly pay your taxes.
Sk
Eh,are you a moron? theres only four on the members commitee that vote and you owe two of them money and we are the other one.so it seems you are ha,ha ing yourselves into div3 mug.............green jhedi
But yous don`t do gate reciepts yous just do offensive rambles, spouting your s**t everywhere you go,kb-bhoy
Who cares, its funny to watch at the moment. What's a 'thick dhim' ? I can only assume you're a little over excited by the result today..bless your wee cotton socks lol - Mrs E
Here did sumbiddy leave the gates opin ae the loony asylum, whit huv atelt yiz aboot keepin thum in theyr a risk tae the cummunitie ,n thurselves tae cmon bhoys ye no it makes sense,pp
He must have posted just before his methadone kicked in , probably after today's win doing the largactil shuffle with his mrs willomena and kids billy and William . Be interesting week ahead , and there next home game vs mad vlad mob, does anyone think vlad will pay up for the away tickets?? Help the heroes, pay your taxes
Ska bhoy, fully paid up tax payer
26 Feb 2012 13:04:50
I see butchers b*wbags are giving gers their usual spirited performance.artybhoy
That rat's love of the dying rangers will hopefully get him the sack and inverness relegated
Back to singing their war songs as well.also hear they,re singing something derogatory about cha.do those morons deserve any sympathy?do they feck.artybhoy
The best example of their insanity is the choruses of "we're gonna win the league". Numpties
Two full backs that milk turns quicker and butcher never tried to isolate them once........green jhedi
Here arty dont nock it ah hid sum butchurs bawbags the othur nite wae sum totties,kn superb man, n awee slice ah gravy, mmmmmmmmmmmmm,how cum wans aewaeys biggur thin the othur? pp
26 Feb 2012 16:14:14
Rangers disappointed by SPL chanting probe
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/17162626
Apparently its okay to sing like this if emotions are running high - Mrs E
26 Feb 2012 12:43:17
Here is a wee ditty, see if you can guess the tune?
LOL Timalloy
Rangers for Sale or Rent
Minty Moonbeams, Overspent
No strength, no speed, no Zest
They are Rubbish, even at their Best
Kyle and Sally, are world Renowned
One's a ned, the other's Fat and Round
They're all Sad Hasbeens, Who..
Will be hitting the Road
Rangers for Sale or Rent
Most for only 50 PENCE
No Hope, No Style, No Grace
Whould be delighted with Second Place
Sorry mate that is poor,
Dannybhoy77
26 Feb 2012 12:43:17
afternoon all celts and ed007.out with two rankers supporting mates last night and one thing hit me,the astounding arrogance of SOME rankers fans.even my mates cant believe this "we are to big/important to be liquidated".just glancing at the wake page it is the straw they seem to be clutching at with total denial the (blue?) order of the day.surely sensible fans must see that liquidation is becoming more of a reality every day?....green jhedi {Ed007's Note - I have said that before, why should Rangers be treated any different to Dundee, Motherwell, Gretna etc, just because it is 'Rangers' everyone (including the government) should rally round to help? It isn't nice to see people lose their jobs, especially the normal everyday workers (cleaners etc), but it is Rangers mess, they should be left to clean it up and face any consequences.}
26 Feb 2012 12:42:59
wee timbo wull like this
as I was slowly walkin
past murry park 1 day
ah stopped jist fur ah momint
jist tae watch the currants play
alone wee sallys greetin
& when ah asked um why
he turnt tae me wae tears n snot
n he began tae cry,
weve no goat a club
weve no goat a club
weer jist a shower
am aff tae the pub
nae taxmans kisses
n nae bankurs hug
nae body wants us
weve no goat a club
pp ya bass
Wee Pat, on the Rangers Tax Case they pay a compliment by saying "chapeau" but this weegie to a fellow weegie says
"ah lift ma bunnet" Gaunyerselweeman
Timalloy
26 Feb 2012 12:42:34
hail hail everyone. can someone fill me in on the Jelly & Ice Cream joke? think I missed the boat when it 1st came out. thanks GBNL sparkybhoy
Havin a party when rankers die, jelly n ice cream when rankers die pas the parcel when rankers die yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa