Celtic Banter Archive August 26 2010

 

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26 Aug 2010 22:40:28
Just watched the biggest load of lillian gish , time for lawell 2 be transferred along with brown fortune samaras

26 Aug 2010 22:29:24
ITS VERY QUIET IN THIS SITE, WHERE IS EVERYONE. HAVE YOU CELTIC FANS GOT NOTHING TO SAY. I HAVE YOUR RUBBISH ! YOU COULDNT SCORE IN A BARREL OF FANNYS.

BROXI BEAR

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26 Aug 2010 22:27:12
I'm having real trouble working out what suffered the biggest collapse today . . . . . . . . . . . . . .The Celtic defence or the Manchester Police commanders arse ! ! !


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26 Aug 2010 22:24:39

After tonights nonsense Stoke's will say at Hibs and Robbie Kean will revert to Supporting Liverpool

26 Aug 2010 22:13:46
Shameful! A new low in a series of lows for us. It's an embarassment to support the club these days. From a position of strength a few years ago, we have huge problems on and off the park. I doubt anyone at CP reads this, but from top to bottom they all need to take a good look at themselves, from our owners, board members, football management and team. Can they honestly say they are doing a good job? In the last few years we have been shamed by Clyde, Ross County, St Mirren, Bratislava, Utrecht to name but a few. The team is soulless and gutless. The management sadly appear clueless. We are tropheyless and will shortly be penniless. The boards dealings are questionable at best. The club is in the mire and anyone who can't see it is fooling themselves - our revolving door needs to move upstairs! I've lost patience and whilst I'll continue to support the team and hope others will too, I don't know how much longer I have the stomach for it. It's evident from attendances I'm not alone and these look like getting worse. There'll be no "marquee" signing now, if one ever was planned. It the team has any decency they will donate their wages to the travelling support tonight or to a suitable charity. They certainly didn't earn them. We deserve every bit of criticism coming in the next few days. It's an utter disgrace and as you can probalby tell, i'm gutted!

26 Aug 2010 22:04:54
How come after every bad result everybody is to get sacked its people like you that drove strachan away and look how last year turned out get behind the team after all your a celt for life not just for trophies

26 Aug 2010 22:00:42
Sad thing is that it could have been a lot worse, upfront toothless, midfield never got back never got forward, goalkeeper lacks confidence, manager tactically inept comical performance.even at 2-0 never saw one bit of urgency.typical away european away performance really, no excuses.jj

26 Aug 2010 21:59:54
Celtic will now not be signing anyone after the capitulation in Utrecht. Perhaps a new manager now might be the best signing !

couldnt off put it better myself actually got excited and remembered the good old days of martin o neill after the st mirren match and the run we were having but nooooooooooooooooooo that ginger t* t has to fart about again. keane was the only reason i am still a celtic supporter and am hopin the marquee signin every1 is going on about is a bloody manager and not itay schratcher "itchy ball scratcher"

26 Aug 2010 21:58:18
Can anyone update me on what the Utrecht score was tonight? Cheers

WATP

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26 Aug 2010 21:56:32

Ok ok i watched celtic tonight and yes they were well beaten but how can you blame the manager? ? he played the same team that won the previous week we had two penalties against us in the first ten minutes not a good start but samaras and fortune were awful as was the goalkeeprer for their fourth goal none of these players are lennons! what does this tell you well he has to play them as they had no one else available! but look at who's coming in stokes and shichter hopefully two very good finishers! the most important thing in this country is winning the league and i still believe we are gonna do that ! we havent olost a goal yet and we have been playing very good football. oh and by the way if the middens across the clyde feel good just now they won't the morra when they realise that the new hero of ibrox can't play in the champions league. .CUPTIED LLLLLLOOOOLLLLL!

26 Aug 2010 21:53:28

As a lifelong celtic supporter it pains me to say it, and don't give ma any of this faithful thru and thru crap, but celtic are now a laughing stock and an embarassment, lennon has scraped and scrimped bringing in players capable of competing in a two team league in the s.p.l., whilst the cfc board of directors who have failed to act in the clubs best interest over the past few years, have manipulated rumours of big signings in order to sell season tickets, lets not blame the manager this time, lenny has no experience, whatsoever, he was thrown into the job simply because he was already an employee and the cheapest option. i have no doubt in my mind that neil lennon will one day be a capable manager, but he should never have been allowed to start his apprenticeship with what was once a proud and feared football club. celtic football club (make no bones about it ) are on their knees and only full scale changes at boardroom level and investment can save the club from extinction

26 Aug 2010 21:50:00
I give up on the bhoys absolutely guttless
no more players cummin in
fail fail23

26 Aug 2010 21:43:58
LETS ALL LAUGH AT CELTIC NANA NA NA!

ONLY 1 TEAM IN EUROPE !

WATP

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26 Aug 2010 21:29:29
Time for Lenny to go, MON was at Parkhead tonight, charity event, but I can bet PL will be speaking with him.

I fear the worst for the season, and hope NL gets his finger out.

If we are in for Stokes, I aint going back, another waster.

In Martin we trust

26 Aug 2010 21:28:41
Just finished watching that shambles of a match. Awful. Rangers fans musta been falling about laughing watching it. Absolutely Pathetic.

Samaras and Fortune to be gone by end of weekend, Zaluska played his last game for foreseeable future. Needed a goal doesn't bring Daryl Murphy on? brings on Ki? logic? ?

Looks more like Alan Thompson is manager with lennon hiding in the dugout, reminded me of a guy called Mowbray.

Scunnered and Sickened.

26 Aug 2010 21:27:57
Utter disgrace tonight. Any chance we had of a decent signing is gone. Can't see any big names wanting to join us after that and can't see us attracting the missing fans back. We're in big trouble now and the league looks more than tricky.

PS To the person who accused the guy who posted about Stokes of being a liar, it is you who should check your facts. I's all over radio and on BBC online. As good as confirmed by Lennon.

26 Aug 2010 21:27:17
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oot again fnaar fnaar

26 Aug 2010 21:26:42

Hee hee , , unlucky celtic heard use played well the night , the thunder is back ! ! !

26 Aug 2010 21:24:32
I honestly couldnt beleive celtic tonight,
i am a celtic fan but we are all talkin about we going to have a lenthy euro run. blah blah blaah,
we all fckin talk, cnt wait to see al the people slaging us of tomarror,

26 Aug 2010 21:22:55
HA HA HA HA HA HA FEEL THE THUNDER HA HA HA HA

26 Aug 2010 21:22:16

Celtic will now not be signing anyone after the capitulation in Utrecht. Perhaps a new manager now might be the best signing !

26 Aug 2010 21:21:25
There's a job for lenny at Frasers , they are looking for a santa, as lenny will be gone by then!

26 Aug 2010 21:20:58

Can quiet believe how bad we are! I know he has been a great servent to the club and I know it is early but the bpard must make a decision, get MON back now, come on Desmond, the PEOPLE will destroy this team.

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26 Aug 2010 21:03:10

UTRECHT 4 - CELTIC 0

BRINGING BACK THE CHUNDER! !

WAY TO GO LENNY

26 Aug 2010 20:52:08
Is that the thunder coming or the collective sound of the Celtic support s* tting their pants? ?
LOL, Destroyed by an average at best Dutch side, no Europe, no fans in your stadium, no hope. The future's bright. . . . . .

26 Aug 2010 20:28:21

Anthony Stokes on his way to Celtic! ! BREAKING NEWS! ! - source Clyde 1

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WHY TELL LIES! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! I WAS LISTENING TO THE PHONE IN AND THERE WAS NOTHING MENTIONED AT ALL ON THIS. . YOU ARE A USELESS GOBs* tE!

NEED A GD 2ND HALF PERFORMANCE. . . . . MOAN THE HOOPS! !

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26 Aug 2010 18:59:57

Good luck to you lot, Well and Dundee Utd in the Europa League tonight, having 4 Scottish teams in europe would be fantastic for the league and obviously the 4 clubs involved and for the scottish co-efficient.
So from a life long Ger, all the best in europe.

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26 Aug 2010 17:22:00

ED, I'm a bit confused with the cup tied thing, can someone clear it up a bit. Keane is cup tied for the europa because he played for spurs in the CL qualifier but if rapid go out then Jelavic could play for Rangers in the CL even though he played in the previous CL qualifiers and Rapid would drop into the Europa and still be in Europe.
It seems to be the same situation with the cups reversed but one cup ties you and one doesn't. {editor's note - the difference is that one club got through and the other didn't. The rules are a nonsense anyway, they are outdated and belong to the time when transfers would happen all through the season.}

26 Aug 2010 16:46:54
Ed won't robbie Keane be cuptied for celtic in europe as he played in a qualifer and the team made it to the group stages {editor's note - isn't he cup tied for the Champions League but ok for the Europa League?}

26 Aug 2010 16:38:30
Celtic are piss
is this how gers fans bring up there kids?

26 Aug 2010 15:49:34
Come on lads who gives 2 fecks if Jelavic is cup tied for the champions league , we surely don't want Rapid Vienna (cheating w@nks) to qualify , Rangers have 2 chances of making the last 16 , nae chance and absolutely nae f@ckin chance , even if they get Lyon , Panathinaikos and Zilina (weakest in each pot) they will still get a few "chasings" and be extremely lucky to get 3rd as they don't have a big enough or good enough squad to cope with the demands at home and away , 2 or 3 injuries or suspensions will see to that .

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26 Aug 2010 14:58:43

Liam,

What honest and refreshing insights and viewpoints you give on here regarding Celtic's realistic chances this year, failure, if only certain other Declans and Bernadettes could share your openess, pity they don't, just the usual twisted bitterness against their betters,

I'm sure as a decent human being and all round good guy, you wish Rangers all the best of luck in the forthcoming elite Champions League competition, wish there were more like you!

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26 Aug 2010 14:52:53
Ross mc has gone to leeds has he not {editor's note - not as of yet he hasn't, they just made an offer.}

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26 Aug 2010 13:58:40
You need good news now why wait till Tuesday the natives are restless


now through, keane not used, travelled to glasgow 2day! ! bring it on! ! will be announced tuesday! !


Re: he played in the first leg u MUPPET !

26 Aug 2010 13:54:11
Lets get a few things sorted here.

1.Lee Wallace WONT be signing for Celtic, we've already signed 2 left backs so far and don't see us signing a third.

2.Robbie Keane WONT be signing for us so can you gee us all peace with the constant pish about him signing.

3.Yakubu WONT be signing for us either as we couldnt afford him or his wages plus he wouldn't want to play in the SPL.Hes s* te anyway.

4.Shay Given WONT be signing either, we've brought in Forster to compete for the No1 jersey and we won't be bringing in another goalkeeper.

We've already signed 10-11 players so far and I wouldn't expect anymore to come in this transfer window unless we're able to shift more players OUT.Money doesn't grow on trees yeh no.

26 Aug 2010 13:52:28

Champions league reminder*

The draw for the Champions League is live on SSN at 16.30 today where the 32 best teams in europe will be in the hat. . Again celtic will not be one of them, watch and weep lol

not feeling the thunder and hears to 3 in a row!

BR.

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26 Aug 2010 13:37:15
Well let me be the first gers man to say that I hope Celtic qualify tonight. We gers need them to, I don't want them playing the season without midweek fixtures. the money they will make from the comp is barely anything anyway.

So let me say good luck to the mankhy mob and to Motherwell & Utd.

3 teams in the europa would giv the league such a boost.

GTID

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26 Aug 2010 13:12:41
C'mon bhoys lets face it RK aint coming to CP though i wish he was, lets focus on what we might get and make the most of it.

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26 Aug 2010 12:40:32

You need good news now why wait till Tuesday the natives are restless


now through, keane not used, travelled to glasgow 2day! ! bring it on! ! will be announced tuesday! !

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26 Aug 2010 12:35:45

Would you leave your car at Pighead overnite never mind the wheels the bricks would be gone . . Anyway would Robbie make a difference he didn't last year. .

ThunderpantsTo the guy who said he works at celtic park. . . .
Someone must be telling u porkies at ur work then mate, celtic players don't leave their cars at parkhead, for a fact, they leave their cars get left at the big new training ground we built, ring any bells mate? ? ? I know because I work at parkhead admin, I can assure u there are no players cars here! ! !
Anyway, I don't know for certain but looks as thought robbie keane could be back with us, this time for good! Runours around parkhead ! !

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26 Aug 2010 11:48:58

Some guys are so thick on this, I though it was the other half of Glasgow that were this stupid.

Anyway, the thing that concerns me is that everyone is worrying about the 'number 7' jersey. This 'big name' signing. Of course we need a goalscorer because Fortune and Samaras won't cut it (sooner we get rid the better) but as the great Brian Clough has said on many occasions "whats the point in scoring 3 goals if you are conceding 4". As much as the Striker is important. We are still poor at the back. Cha Du Ri looks decent (not the best defender but is good further up the park) Majstorovic looks excellent so far (to soon to judge) Loovens, Rogne and Hooiveld I don't think are good enough and one of these must play every week (thats a concern), Mulgrew can't defend (cracking left foot though, good to have) and the Honduran is unknown. I still think we need a centre half and a left back just as much as we need a centre forward.

Also, Ledley, Kayal, McCourt and Juarez should make up the midfield, Scott Brown has qualities and when playing a 5 in the middle (like that lot in Ibrox) he should play, but he can't pass the ball 5 yards and should be left out.

Sign Yobo as the centre half and push the boat out and sign Keane or Yakubu.

Dont know who the left back might be, any ideas ed?

Dannybhoy {editor's note - why not Konchesky? That way Liverpool don't get lumbered with him! Actually though he is not a bad player, just not quite up to the level needed for a top 4 challenging team in the EPL, but I would say good enough for the SPL.}

26 Aug 2010 11:47:25

Celtic are pish

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26 Aug 2010 10:56:31
Keane is cup tied for the champions league and not the europa league he can still play in it

And just the same for jelavic he is able to play in champions league but not europa

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26 Aug 2010 00:52:50
Given won't be coming now, will he?keane will be next to say no. think forrest will be next steve fulton.at least he is scottish.

Susannah Boil's ugly sister.

25 Aug 2010 23:27:05
The future of the Old Firm is buy to sell-

2011 Values

Suarez £7m
Kayal £5.5m
Ledley £6.5m
Hooper £3.5m

Value increase of almost £16m

No shame in this practice, just a reflection of Scottish Football.

AARBEE

Whos suarez lol, 7 million dream on, kayal f*ck OFF, ledley NO, and hooper 3, 5 million big profit lol!

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25 Aug 2010 23:08:08
Is everyone on drugs tonight, am i hoops fan, and keane was on bench why people saying wasnt there as travelling up to scotland, management and playing staff be heading over to holland?. so stop talking rubbish guys? ? if going to talk about a rumour at least try make it believable instead of making yoursellfs stupid because don't even know whats going on, who is playing who is not, and real reasons so much bull its unreal

25 Aug 2010 22:41:06
25 Aug 2010 21:41:04
Celtic team nex year gk forster
rb cha du ri cb hooiveld cb hooiveld lb mulgrew

rm forrest cm brown cm kayal lm ledley

rs keane ls hooper

Wow!Hooiveld gets about, playing 2 positions at the back.
Jungle Bhoy.

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