Celtic Banter Archive September 25 2017

 

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25 Sep 2017 16:59:24
Help me! Need 4 tickets to the PSG away game, club says ST only even if allocated seats are not met, anybody know how I can get 4 seats without going to the home end.

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25 Sep 2017 18:30:24
Last time they met in europe we went to the PSG shop in Paris and bought them over the counter when we tried to get into the ground the police escorted us into the Celtic end. However that was in middle 90snot ure if it will be that easy this time. Everyone was very friendly and helpful then.

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25 Sep 2017 18:51:49
Good luck wi that one I'm after 4 too 😂.

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25 Sep 2017 20:55:51
Help me, need six numbers in the lottery 🍀.

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25 Sep 2017 22:38:02
Poor irish man here with 1 leg and no teeth looking for Euro Tunnel tickets,4 star hotel for 2 nights several mitchlin star meals and 4 of the best seats in the house . All free if you don't mind.

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25 Sep 2017 22:41:05
CN77
4, 18, 19, 39, 47, 49
(you just asked for 6 numbers. )

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26 Sep 2017 10:57:59
ttts how can you build stadiums with one leg?

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25 Sep 2017
New image uploaded to the
Celtic Player Sightings page entitled, New elf on a shelf

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25 Sep 2017 14:58:45
I have to admit, I'm absolutely loving Pedro. Every week something new to laugh at. This weekend he gave us a few. Anybody see big Sutton doing a parody of that slide with Craigan on BT? 😂.

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25 Sep 2017 17:25:13
No seen it, is there a video of it?

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25 Sep 2017 18:27:33
On youtube wyllie, some tackle jimtim.

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26 Sep 2017 10:33:31
Jimtim. Did your mother never tell you "dont laugh at the afflicted"? Pedro has problems and needs support. He does not need Scott Brown frightening him or you taking the p. The mans no well, leave him alone. Well at least till Hamilton take a point off him on Friday. 🤣.

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26 Sep 2017 13:34:30
Funnily enough JMac, whenever I crack one about Rangers to my old man, he normally cracks that exact retort as a joke. That whole image of pedro on the deck is a perfect metaphor, allegory, whatever.

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{Ed007's Note - Scott Brown said Pedro's breath was stinking of Communion wine.}

25 Sep 2017 13:37:23
Can some one tell me why Grant Hanley gets into the Scotland squad he has played more minutes for scotland than first team football this season.

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25 Sep 2017 13:43:44
We ain't exactly blessed with defenders jonace.

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25 Sep 2017 14:03:16
Is mcrorrie not Scottish, he's the best Scotland has ever produced apparently.

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25 Sep 2017 11:37:21
Wanted to make a point lads, feel free to shoot me down if u think I'm talking Shoite! Lol. does anyone else have a serious problem with Brendan going on that poor excuse for a radio station talkshoite? This is a station that continually puts the boot into our club at every turn and just the other day had a page up on line of 5 reasons 'rangers'are still better than Celtic! Makes my blood boil that anyone at our club goes anywhere near that place! The latest one is Brendan being asked questions by that scumbag Barton! I think our club from top to bottom should have nothing to do with this shower of Shoite!

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25 Sep 2017 12:27:23
Couldn't agree more! That radio station is the definition of word "scum".

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25 Sep 2017 13:00:17
What were the five reasons? 😂.

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25 Sep 2017 13:31:54
As much as it is scum I think it's Brendans way of saying GIRFUY in the most polite way possible. They expect a slip up and it never happens so for me it just winds them up even more. He conducts himself in the correct manner, replies in a way that is always in the best interests of the club and acts like a gent while the clown at the bigotdome makes a total fud of himself almost on a daily basis so just enjoy it lads BR has them by the balls and they know it.

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25 Sep 2017 14:07:58
I used to listen every day but having to listen to Adrian Durham wore me down, then they started employing the likes of Barton n whyte. Never again. To be fair tho someone sent me a link to the five reasons article and next to it they had five reasons celtic are better than rangers. Don't know why they felt the need to stop after 5.

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25 Sep 2017 14:10:50
the only way we can stop the shoite is to tell them the truth.

I remember an "article" they did about 5 celtic players who would do okay on the Engerlish and Welsh Permiership/ / / / /

Patronising scumbags all aimed at the engerlish market, who ultimately don't give a toss about the truth or us.

ed will tell ya its click bait - I clicked that, you clicked this!

I chose to ignore,

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25 Sep 2017 14:12:47
They also had 5 reasons why Celtic are better than rangers and was just a 2 sided feature for both fans. Its only certain folk who are sticking the boot in, Adrian Durham in particular. obviously Alan Brazil loves Celtic. I personally quite like Rodgers when he's on as its the only time they don't just wax lyrical about the wonderful EPL. Does Brendan have a restraining order on Barton? Calm down LH.

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25 Sep 2017 14:22:55
Jim Tim I can't even bring myself to say the 5 things! 😂😂😂 I can't and won't ever listen to that channel! And the thought of our manager being on it really annoys me! Not blaming Brendan here by the way, just would like our club to tell stations like that to piss off!

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25 Sep 2017 14:28:05
Na nt87 not for me mate! That station have bugger all good to say about our club mate! From Durham to that wee fa**y cundy! I'd just rather see our club have nothing to do with them mate, simple as that!

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25 Sep 2017 16:22:42
I actually quite enjoy Talk Sport, you just need to take most of what they say with a pinch of salt. Especially Durham. He just says whatever he thinks will get a reaction. And low and behold.

I rather enjoy the two mikes.

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25 Sep 2017 18:12:14
It's not just that broadcaster that has hidden agendas and biased/ slanted opinions.
S (evco) TV Sport and SLY have gone very, very quiet since Saturday after a week of promoting Pedro-pish and wishful thinking based on nothing but delusion.
BR is one of the best interviewees we have had as a manager and maintains a calm, confident authority no matter who or what is presented to get a reaction.
He knows as well as us, that they are all seething and hurting with the current state of play and handles it impeccably.

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25 Sep 2017 10:20:14
After years of criticising Neil Lennon for his pitch side antics I feel sure all those dignified bears will want to condemn mad Pedro for picking fights with Scott Broon and John Kennedy at Ibrox.

I'm sure they will. right?

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25 Sep 2017 08:55:24
What a weekend fellow Tims. Another dominant display that if we had taken our chances, would have turned into another pumpfest. There is absolutely nothing to fear going to Mordor nowadays. We have better players in every department and one look at our bench on Saturday confirmed this. Their fans are in denial if they think they are close to us. The dark days of the late 80's through to stopping their 10 IAR seem a long time away. This is a time in our history to relish. A top class manager and coach who knows exactly how to get the best from these players. We are in a good place and we will get stronger. Here's to title No7 Hail hail.

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25 Sep 2017 09:51:32
The gulf in class, ability and even potential is as big as I've ever seen in five decades - although as you say there are those who are in total denial or as delusional as the BBC stats guy who claimed they had 42% possession ha ha.
What is also undeniable, is the fact we are nowhere near our peak as yet, with some trying to regain the form and consistency of last season and one or two still coming back from long injuries; so the best is yet to come.
It is truly fantastic to be associated with Celtic these days.

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25 Sep 2017 12:15:06
Pretty sure the article I read on the BBC said that we had the same amount of shots on goal and on target as we did in the last drubbing. We just didn’t take our chances the same.

Don’t know about you guys but I wouldn’t mind Sinclair chucking the odd ball into the box once he’s faced up a few times for a bit of variety. Him and Paddy were very predictable.

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25 Sep 2017 14:46:07
Geraldinho I have been thinking the same thing especially when it's Dembele that's upfront whip some balls in for him to use his height and physique.

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25 Sep 2017 17:36:12
Had a laugh at those bbc stats as well, our fans had the baw mare than them lol.

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26 Sep 2017 10:44:01
I didn't think we controlled the ball as well as we can. Some great attacking moves but to me we never really got out of 3rd gear. I honestly think that they knew this was a 3 pointer before a ball was kicked. Looking at Belgium on Wed. Did enough to win without really breaking sweat. I think the New Year game at Celtic park will be a massive win for us. Different class.

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