Celtic Banter Archive October 25 2012

25 Oct 2012 21:41:10
c4 tommorrow night interview with members of the panel that slug mccoist demanded to know their names speak out about threats

25 Oct 2012 17:38:08
rite ed hauf pished agane bit saw som wee weans playin fitba in sarry st coodnae resist ti jined in scored wan made wan bit wen a pit it in the pokey av dun the "ambrose" so am in the royal ward 6 dorm 2 aside the windae please give generussly boays,
by the weay 3 weans wur injured makin this add,
thur in rottenrow, naw no that rottin row jist ahind wee sally the hoaspitul ya bams nae grapes rite!

25 Oct 2012 19:14:09
Pat you have taken me down memory lane tonight When was the last time you saw all the kids in the street playing fitba, coats for goalposts and playing 15 a side until it got dark, and yer mammy shouting for you to come in.
You all hoped it wisnae the guy with the ball or else you asked if his ball could stay out lol Timalloy

25 Oct 2012 14:44:39
this is an appeal on behalf of joseph maclumpur who as we speak faces the grueling task of extradition to springburn .
josephs crime?,
he's accused by springburn council of hacking into some sensitive information relating to " the safety of signing on detailks of some 1.2 million individuals!" josephs has categorically denied these accusations simply stating that he was " only looking for info about UFO's"
we ask you ALL throughout the central belt of scotland to help Joseph to fight for the legal costs which are huge in this matter in order that this young individual can take on the might of springburn council to fight this unjust ruling in a foreign land as we would not be sure that josie would get a fare trial so please give generusly tae the ,
"free the posso wan"! campane
we implore yiz aw,god bless wee joe n me tae!
a nonymoose
by the waey joe iz his reel name the wee d**k

LMFAO brilliant stuff from Pat as usual. I see you had ed001 confused the other day as well. keep up the great work eds and all the regular posters.

25 Oct 2012 10:36:53
We are constantly told on Sly Sports that the EPL is the best league in the world. Lets look at this week. Chelsea and Man City both thoroughly outplayed away and Arsenal outplayed and managing 1 shot at home to Shalke. Even Man Utd struggling against a team we would have loved to have drawn in our group!

I really hope, if we do manage second spot, that we can draw an English team, as, although it won't be easy, at the minute it looks like the best chance we would have to progress further in the tourney.

Joeshmo1888

Oh how good would it be. I wonder if they would send up the first team, or maybe they would just send their grannies?

The Pea

Mr/Mrs Pea

If Celtic make the last 16 be rest assured whoever we face will send their first team.

Mrs E

Mrs e ah dont no aboot mrs p bit a new a mr p bit he wiz a batchelor?

25 Oct 2012 16:32:20
I think I knew him, he was always singing "My Diane"
I must have been a wee bit drunk in those days because everytime I saw him there were two others looking exactly like him (like peas in a pod) lol Timalloy

Aye wiz prone tae a gammin stake wae a pineapul oan the middle n a cherry in the middle ,
oh yae the days wen wee reo stakis wiz here cardboard steaks n limp chips, here me n the wife used tae got ae the wan in the briggs n we ordered 3 drinks wan wiz acoke fur the wean wen it came he sade it tasted funny so we tried it n shoutit tae the waitriss" haw waitris!"
wit ye wantin?
this coke tastes realy funny?
nonsinse gies it here! (ye kin tell shes been tae the ritz fur the trainin eh?) hing oan youve pit a bacardi in this!
wee pit a whit?
antwaey she goes tae the managur nn the lardo says sorry aboot the mistake sur ahl no charge ye fur the bacardi bit yul huv tae paey fur the coke iz ye mustv new thur wiz a bacardi in it!
new the fkn weans only 6 years auld, lime in the lager pos , soda in the whissky defo bit bacardi in his coke nae chance ur you sayin ma weans a poof?
bang oot the door?
aye rite son gtf

Aye yur rite timbo ye wur steemin that nite! awiz aewaeys lookin fur the "new seekers"
could nevur find the fcks!
same is that camafladge jaickit ye lent me wer the fk is it?

25 Oct 2012 19:09:04
Pat remember the old Berni Inns your 3 course meal was prawn cocktail, steak and chips and black forest gateau.
Beefeater then "modernised" the menu still prawn cocktails but with a sauce and more lettuce, still steak but they "flame grilled" them on the barbecue
but the black forest bit the dust to be replaced by chocolate fondant...
Sorry have to go fat Sally is salivanating all over my keyboard lol Timalloy