Celtic Banter Archive July 25 2011

25 Jul 2011 23:17:10
Hi lads and lassies. I'm a Rangers fan, but have a lot of Celtic fans in my family. I love the banter between the sets of fans, I don't likewhen people take it too serious or become blinkered. Anyway, I think we were lucky to win the league last season, we were both poor at times, but I think when you played well, you played better than when we played well. (I mean in a more entertaining way). I'm a referee with the FA in England. I am Scottish and live in Scotland, but decided it wasn't worth the hassle of reffing in Scotland because people know I am a Rangers fan, but I would never have been biased towards them. As a ref, you can't afford to be. I can't speak for other refs, but I did not want my integrity called into question. I saw poor decisions affecting both sides last season and I don't think it was down to any kind of bias, but moreso a poor standard of refereeing in Scotland in general. Anyway... I think the league will probably go right to the last day again this season, you have a good side, providing you can keep the team together. I hope you don't lose too many of your stars before the transfer window closes, and if you do, I hope you can replace them. I hope my team can build on last season and try to play a more attractive form of football. Good luck in Scotland and in Europe, enjoy the season all. The Ref.

The team that won the league was the best team last year ..... no ifs no buts

That's not in disagreement. But Celtic played a more attractive style of football, more often than we did. I for one would like to see us play in a more adventurous way more often too.

25 Jul 2011 21:57:22
Ed, any idea where in paradise the green brigade are this season? Want to get up there soon, hopefully with the in-laws. Wouldn't mind get somewhere near them. Father-in-law is a man utd fan. Want him to see what a real atmosphere is like.
Ben Bhoy 1916 {Ed007's Note - How would I know that ;-) I am sure it is still the same area (111)}

25 Jul 2011 19:30:33
Never happened stop lying. Oh ah samaras was gettin it. Nothin else. Must have been 3guys a good bit away from me cause a did not hear a thing, and you would find me confirming and condemning it if a thought it was true. But a dont so am airing my opinion, stop talking s**te
Jamie mac

U didnt hear roll of honour then?

25 Jul 2011 16:44:38
Hello everyone your regular correspondent here, just been swimming with girls and now relaxed and ready to face the critics, look upon it this way I have UNITED both sites everybody hates my jokes
dont mind getting pelters from other lot but when Celtic fans do it
Leave you with a joke (sorry Ed007 only way to get my own back ) Besides blame Lisbonbhoy he Requested it haha

Teacher with photo of a Deer and asks her primary class what animal it is, class all shake their heads,
"come now children" says the teacher "it's something your mum might say to your dad" Wee jimmy puts his hand up and says "Is it Horny B.....D" miss

25 Jul 2011 13:21:15
ref
Hi Tony were you over weekend we think of this site as a multi layered cake and yesterday our "Cake" had no Current Buns LOL Timalloy

hi Tim

sat was at game then stayed over at parents in greenock watched your game on telly when sober enough drove home got in at 11pm sunday But now im back

Tony

Hi tony what about this romanian guy dont know much about him and boughie possible leaving? Timalloy
PS Lisbonbhoy 5 and counting

Hi Tim regarding the Romanian bloke i prob know as much as you as for boogie i would offer him an extension if he does not sign put a reasonable valuation on him if someone comes in with a bid a lot lower knock it back if boogie kicks up a fuss keep him playing with the youths then boot his ar5e right out of ibrox.

Tony

25 Jul 2011 11:56:48
Ed007 loved your little dig at guy defending Whyte, every now and then you slip one in Hahaha

Loved guy trying to make his point by saying "Whyte has more money than a Bear can sh..e"
Just a thought maybe that is why so few people want to TOUCH his money Timalloy

You must have a really sad life timalloy. You post on this site nearly every hour. Come on get a life. I go on the site twice a day to read the posts and your name pops up at least 30 times a day every day. Do you never get out? Go out and play with your friends for a change. LISBONBHOY.

Hi Lisbonbhoy, No I have a very happy family life thanks, I work shifts and post around that, I am on two weeks holiday just now so have time on my hands, but 30 posts a day that is more than Ed007?
As Ed will tell you i only found site 2 -3 months ago and I enjoy banter with EVERYONE, Hail hail Timalloy Ps insult me anymore I will tell you one of my jokes

What do you mean by one of your jokes? they are that old my dad used to tell them when he was at school.

Im on this page during work Mon-Fri pretty much everyday. And i gotta be honest over the last month or so Timmalloy you do seem to spend from 9 in the morning to 11 at night pretty much everyday on the gers site and celtic site.... i couldnt care less to be honest what you choose to do is up to you, u are on the sire more than the eds tho it appears :oP

No bother timalloy I don't want one of your jokes. I wasn't meaning to insult you sorry. Just a bit of banter. I do recall a post you made to a gers fan yesterday or the day before slagging him for posting when he was on holiday. You are doing the same thing when you are on holiday lol. I must admit i go on the web aswell when I'm on holiday F*CK Paying 3 for a paper when you can read it for free. It doesn't mean your having a crap holiday reading stuff on the internet on your phone by the pool. Go on tell me one of your jokes lol. LISBONBHOY

25 Jul 2011 10:21:16
a Hibee here, well done to celts yesterday 2nd half u played some nice stuff. wasnt a lot of open play or clear chances tho to be honest.

Needs to be said tho that again there was some fairly strong I*A chants comin from your stands particularly in the first half. Nothing seemed to be done about it was no more than 40 m away and no stewards ttok action, however when i asked a steward from my end of the stadium he said it was up to the stewards in his section and the police. So a blind eye is still being turned. {Ed007's Note - My only advice to you would be to get in contact with your own club over this, although I disagree with such songs being sung it, yesterday it was up to Hibs and the police to stop it, so if you contact Hibs and report the incident and the steward you spoke to they should be able to help. Please let me know how you get on with it.}

Yeah i will do this, never got any details from the steward but im sure the club could sort it by area i was in and also they should obv know the stewads in the celtic end. I cant imagine my club would take a letter from a normal fan too seriously tho and will perform a sweep under the rug "thank you for alerting us action will be taken yada yada."

Sick of this tho I want to be able to bring the young'en to the games but he is only 5 and i dont want him being forced to listen to outdated stupidity at that age he is far too impressionable and people should be ashamed to sing chants like this at public arrangements. My son doesnt want to be FORCED into hearing ANY teams, sorry fans political or religious beliefs. Our generations futures deserve better. Has the football got that bad that teams fans must resort to singing songs like these at games ? FOOTBALL SHOULD BE FOR FOOTBALL FANS.

cheers ed,
Saucy Sauzee

I as a Celtic Supporter would like to say to the morons who seem to think that singing these songs is in some way a reflection on their feelings for the club and an acceptable way to represent our supporters. Its not and never has been, supporting Celtic football Club is not a platform to air political or religious views and in no way benefits our club. People like this have no place in football and in my opinion no place in modern society. Its up to our real fans to weed out this poisonous element from the support before their behaviour tarnishes our good name. We have no right to claim to be the best supporters in the world as long as this element still exists. Its time to stand up to these morons.

Mark

Morning Ed007 in fairness Kevbhoy and Miko condemned these idiots last night but luckily it was only at start of game and then it died out. But come on Bhoys the laptop loyal are itching to denegrate us dont give them any excuse, our range of songs and chants is bigger than these stupid ones. Timalloy {Ed007's Note - Morning Tim.}

If u must know im a rangers. fan and as everybody knows we have these idiots aswell only takes a few mindless bigots to drag down both teams. both sets of supporters really do need to self police mark.

Why are fans so easily offended nowadays, ive sang rebel songs at parkhead for years, are these songs anymore offensive than shouting at a player that they are a fat bass, b**ck bass or a lazy bass?footballs already turning into a middle class sport as it is, strawberries anyone? {Ed007's Note - Calling anyone a "black" anything is totally unacceptable and is actually illegal. It is called racism and it, along with sectarianism, has no place in modern society, never mind inside a football stadium. I seriously doubt that you have sang "rebel" songs for years at Parkhead as it is more of a problem at away games than home games. I think you need to take a long hard look at yourself, football is not becoming a middle class sport, it is just moving with the times, which sadly you do not seem to be capable of.}

Well said Ed007 sadly another guy who posts rubbish and does not leave a name, all decent fans both Celtic and Rangers are trying to rid their clubs of these morons. As i keep saying we have plenty of songs to sing without this rubbish Timalloy

25 Jul 2011 10:21:19
right guys im back

was at game on Saturday and let me tell u i was not overly impressed to say the least. Ortiz needs to improve 100% the boy wylde is far better. team looked a bit better the second half first half we were 5hite. thats not taking anything away from hearts and i think they will run the OF close this season (we at least the first half).

watched your game yesterday was very impressed with the boy Kelvin Wilson and your man Ki (thinks thats his name)but on the bright side Izzy appears to have started this season the way he ended last and as soon as Brown has served his ban Lennon will prob drop Ki and play his love child brown.

all in all well done yesterday. first few games of the season tends to be tricky lets hope you dont go on a run lol

Tony

Hi Tony were you over weekend we think of this site as a multi layered cake and yesterday our "Cake" had no Current Buns LOL Timalloy