Celtic Banter Archive May 24 2018

24 May 2018 17:51:47
Looks like the lunatics have taken over the asylum.

As you all know, the sevco board love a wee statement and this one is announcing that Celtic fans will be getting less tickets as of next season.

During this season loads of teddy bears have been greeting because they can't handle getting pumped on their own patch, while they look on with envy at our celebrations.

As a result they started a campaign to have us banned from Ibrox and it looks like they got their wish and their board have co-towed to them.

However, if they had been a bit smarter they may have taken Rodgers' advice on board, when he told them to be careful of what you wish for.

The reason I say that is because now more of them will have to watch their team get pumped by us and they will still have to endure watching us party.

They really are a bunch of silly billys.

24 May 2018 19:20:01
They need all the money they can get to try and close the gap on Aberdeen.

24 May 2018 19:30:46
Can they sell 54,000 season tickets to take up the short fall?

Paul Murray ( accountant ) and Robertson recently said they could afford the loss 🙈

Dodgy Dave looking for money up front! I wonder why 🤣🤣🤣🤣.

24 May 2018 19:35:11
Let's hope we reduce there allocation in return.

24 May 2018 19:37:59
Atleast now we are doing the same and more Tims will get to see us annihilate them at CP. The club released a statement saying they would do so not long after the Zombie statement. If it was up to me they would never set foot in our stadium again.

24 May 2018 19:48:16
I posted a few weeks back I had put myself on the waiting list. Now after this bizarre statement from them I probably can't fail in getting one now. I know the club sells non Sevco game season tickets but I can't see many taking that up.
This seems pretty desperate by the Orcs. Selling many more season books than you could previously cater for screams how absolutely skint they are. On the plus side of course, no more hordes of hun smashing up large areas of our stadium.
Fair play also to Celtic FC who took very little time to respond to their threat.
Hopefully I'll be sitting in my own seat when we lift the 10th league trophy in a row!

24 May 2018 23:04:24
Might be a bit cynical here but does anyone else think they are trying to get more money up front.
I also think Celtic have been waiting on this and will be over the moon they've done it.

25 May 2018 00:39:13
The reason they did it was because their fans couldn’t take listening to us as we parted their balls in their own midden.

Shitebags.

25 May 2018 11:38:19
I had seen their petition about us getting moved and the main points where as the OP said us mocking them. There would be a riot caused by hoops fans celebrating too much. In fear of their lives as explosive devices thrown into them. Attacking the goalkeeper with flares. They have no self awareness whatsoever.

25 May 2018 11:47:56
its just backfiring on them now as we don't have to keep the season ticket limit to 53,000, so we can sell a few thousand more season tickets as well for even more revenue to buy players, old skelly eyes just keeps digging a bigger hole for himself.

24 May 2018 12:32:42
Has the new pitch started to be laid ed?

{Ed007's Note - Yes.

24 May 2018 13:38:36
Does anyone know if we’ll need to play the early qualifiers elsewhere?

{Ed007's Note - We'll play the qualifiers at Celtic Park.}

24 May 2018 13:38:51
Good stuff. I can feel another invincibles season coming, our home form hasn't been the best this year, hopefully this new pitch makes the difference.

{Ed007's Note -Are you sure it's not heartburn? ;)

24 May 2018 14:59:54
Haha heartburn is no laughing matter, a get that so bad that even water hurts sometimes.

{Ed007's Note - That's what happens when you drink 12 litres of Frosty Jack a day mate.}

24 May 2018 17:38:58
Rinitadine is the cure Stephboy!

24 May 2018 17:53:28
A wee half teaspoon of bicarbonate of soda mixed with warm water does the trick. Just make sure you are standing near the missus when you do a massive burp.

24 May 2018 17:02:57
No Ed it's the GRASS 😝😝👍.

{Ed007's Note - Well that or the astroturf....

25 May 2018 11:36:48
Just when the pitch was looking brilliant as well. Looked like a bowling green. I know this was always planned.

25 May 2018 11:37:38
Av got a prescription for it I just keep forgetting to take it. It's more a prevention than a cure. A blame celtic, all this winning is killing my liver, all good for asher tho who's cleaning up in my wee estate. Never drank frostie jack but it's about £13 a bottle now a heard so they'll go bust.

26 May 2018 03:49:05
the frosty jacks international coming to a shelf near u! Same drink same bottle, different price.

24 May 2018 08:40:09
I was looking on the website to buy last seasons home shirt (mainly because I refuse to pay 60 odd quid for a new one) and I see there is an 'elite' version. Could anyone tell me what the difference is?

24 May 2018 08:52:05
The elite version is the one the players wear, the normal one is a replica. Apart from that, about £40.

24 May 2018 11:02:50
The elite has more lycra so is more figure hugging than the regular one.

24 May 2018 13:58:40
Cheers Bhoys.

24 May 2018 16:43:07
Nae good if you've got man tits, speaking from experience 😤😤.