Celtic Banter Archive March 24 2012

 

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24 Mar 2012 23:45:08
Only a joke Ed don't take it to heart. I certainly didn't mean it as a dig to people who can't afford to go, like you say its very expensive now. It was my argumant to you for calling me a prawn sandwhich fan, so I'd appreciate it if I didn't have my words twisted to make me sound like an arrogant pr1ck.
JFT96
Smithy {Ed007's Note - Sorry bud, you get that on all the sites and it really annoys all of us. Have you seen this before Smithy? I can't see many of these sold to the S.I. lads down south. This is 100% genuine, somebody phoned up to confirm it:

goo.gl/qR0sB

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24 Mar 2012 23:27:34
Govan asda has ordered in extra party hats, banners, jelly & ice cream. Let the party begin!!

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24 Mar 2012 23:09:55
So strange going to paupers park with no pressure on at all.should allow us to play relaxed football(if possible in an of game)which would defo see us win.cmon the hoops.artybhoy

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24 Mar 2012 23:06:05
Haha Ed, you should have seen it at Old Trafford this year mate, mental. We only got a tiny allocation aswell, still outsung you tourists ;-)
I'm no prawn sandwich fan mate, but even if I was its better than being an armchair fan :-)
JFT96
Smithy {Ed007's Note - Now now Smithy, play nice. Going to games isn't cheap, a lot of people can't afford it any more for what ever reason.}

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24 Mar 2012 23:05:42
I meant exactly what i said about us being a bit '2 dimensional' the last wee while...were missing a little 'cutting edge' player in the midfield a 'box to box' player if you like. Someone to slip passes through to who ever plays upfront...even a blind man can notice hoops aint been gettin the same service recently...weve been solid but am i the only one noticing, with forrest being off the boil the last few games, that were lacking that little spark...like the wee 1-2's that we'd gotten used to? Wits yer problem anyway ya roaster? Nae body cares if you play football...your just another man with another opinion. Wind yer neck in and get a burd.

ST PAULI

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24 Mar 2012 22:49:10
What is the difference between rangers and the titanic, [one sank in 1912,] [ the other sank in 2012]

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24 Mar 2012 22:37:03
A few famous words ahead of the
game on Sunday

"Come on bhoys. Lets do the a job"
Billy McNeill on the Lisbon Lion's bus
before the game...


We have passion for all our games
not just 4 a year....

Justice is alll we ask....

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24 Mar 2012 22:26:00
Did anyone else see Mulgrew on Soccer AM this morning? He came across really well and seemed a top bloke. What a strike the lads got on him to, when he catches one it flies. Do you know what allocation have Celtic been given Ed?
JFT96
Smithy {Ed007's Note - It's about 7000 off the top of my head Smithy. CFC get the Broomloan Road Stand to themselves. Very tight segregation at these games kidder. None of your pansy English throwing prawn sandwiches at each other at these games ;-)

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24 Mar 2012 21:27:59
If the remaining fixtures work out a certain way we could clinch our so called -10 pt title at Paradise! If carlsberg done seasons ......Stevie

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I wood rather win it tomorrow

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We will win it 2morrow, but giving them their 10 back then we could win it at Paradise against them hence another party........Stevie

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Get you now steve mate didnt read it property

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24 Mar 2012 21:06:44
Exactly Ed, let's hope if Celtic win the League they get the headlines they'd deserve. I don't think it will be as easy as some are making out, but I fancy a 2-1 win but saying that I thought you'd win last week!
JFT96
Smithy {Ed007's Note - I'd be ecstatic with 2-1 Smithy.}

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24 Mar 2012 20:47:06
Its a great chance for both sets of fans to prove all the critics wrong and show what they're all about Ed. However I have a horrible feeling that if Celtic win it will 'kick off'. Let's hope not.
JFT96
Smithy {Ed007's Note - Let's hope it is the football we are all talking about.}

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24 Mar 2012 20:31:46
Yep Ed both in the FA Cup, research it if you don't believe me mate, but don't believe everything you read ;-) He has a mighty 3 League goals all away from home at Everton, WBA and Wolves.
Anyway I'm a Celtic fan tommorow so come on and let's win the League!!!
JFT96
Smithy {Ed007's Note - Hopefully we win tomorrow and get the job done. I just hope it goes off without any serious incidents.}

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24 Mar 2012 20:22:01
Well Bhoys it looks like we could be seeing a once in a life-time time experience tomorrow by winning the league title at that cesspit of a stadium where 'the Rangers'* play. Let is go there and show them how to do dignity, they certainly haven't shown any throughout their soon to die 140 year history. Hopefully this will be the last time we have to play them before their impending liquidation, for cheating the Queen they profess to love so much out of million of pounds in unpaid taxes. Obviously there is no depths they will not stoop as we have all known for years. Let's hope all our management team, players and fans show the world again why we are welcome anywhere as a club. We know that their players will be out to kick us out the game and no doubt their fans will live up to their reputation as Scotland's Shame, but we can rise above this, win with style and dignity while they can mourn over the ashes of their shambles of a club. Hopefully this will be the last time we have to visit the cesspit, hear their bile and songs of hate. I wonder if their 'manager', another example of their lack of class, will have the balls to whisper any of his nonsense in anyone's ear tomorrow? I doubt it now, he looks a broken man who has accepted defeat already, he knows his club's wrong doings will culminate in their eventual demise and I for one can not wait for the day there is no more a Rangers* to bring our game down with their cheating and puppet media. They have no one to blame but their own selves, they go on about tainted titles, they have tainted Scottish football home and abroad for 140 years and only now is the world opening it's eyes to what we have all known for years. I will not shed one tear to see them go, but I will have a tear in my eye and a thumping heart tomorrow if my beloved Hoops can put the final nail in the coffin of that despicable organisation. So for tomorrow my fellow Hoops, enjoy the party, keep the good name of our club intact and most importantly keep safe.

All things are subject to interpretation whichever interpretation prevails at a given time is a function of power and not truth.

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Fantastic post there that man.

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Once in a career, once in a lifetime, these opportunities come up. If you leave one single regret on the football field, then you have failed yourselves as men.

Moments like this define you as a man, the chance to step out of "their" dirty, tainted shadow and bask in the glorious sunlight of a dignified, unbreakable, untarnished immortality.

Live the dream, grasp the opportunity that has been set before you, rise to the challenge and prove that we can win it against all adversity, against all cheats, thieves and liars that have colluded to keep us down for so long.

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You lot go to the cinema too much!
It's a football match ffs. Okay it's the biggest and in my opinion, best derby in the world, but inspirational speeches? Get a a fkn grip lads! Stevie A-Bear

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24 Mar 2012 20:13:20
My team for tomorrow would be Forster / Mathews, Rogne, Wilson, Mulgrew / Wanyama, Brown, Ledley, Commons, Samaras / Stokes.

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24 Mar 2012 20:10:16
Nope Ed, Andys scored against Oldham and Brighton(all the big teams lol) so close but no cigar with that one ;-)
JFT96
Smithy {Ed007's Note - At Anfield? I read it somewhere earlier on Smithy.}

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24 Mar 2012 20:02:51
To be fair burley had a valid point, just yous dont wanna or are not capable to admit it. c'mon most of you tims would give your left bo**ock to win the title like rangers did last season, instead of winning it by default. RANGERS DONT DO HOLLOW TITLES, and b4 yous lot start with we cheat pash, just think back to the countless times yous have had us by the short and curleys then bottled it at the last minute, We will be back stronger in one form or another so enjoy this one, congratulations on being 'champions'

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How can u come back stronger?

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Thanks fur that arnild shwartsiniggur,
aka austrian bawbag
zippy, bungle rool ya bam

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You my friend are a complete moron. How can a title be tainted when we are miles in front of you even taking away the 10 points you were deducted for lying and cheating for the last god only knows years and with the help of IMPARTIAL(Aye right) individuals. Scottish football would be much better without your mob.

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Come back stronger what reincarnated as an even smellier piece of s**te, how can you live with yourself knowing years of what you believed in is all lies and cheating, go you bury yer nut in the sand,tainted history,kb-bhoy

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24 Mar 2012 19:27:22
I know Ed you lot were the people I thought of when they both scored. Martin O'Neill 2 weeks a go now Maloney and Caldwell what have we done to you Celts?
JFT96
Smithy {Ed007's Note -Is that Gary Caldwell scored as many goals at Anfield this season as Andy Carroll has? :-)

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24 Mar 2012 19:09:34
Oh my :-( you bloody Scots! We made Wigan look like Barca. Lol. If I dint laugh I'd cry...... Or commit. Did Motherwell lose today Ed? Haven't checked the Scottish results but heard they were 2 down. If so what a day you could all have tommorow, enjoy it everyone ill be cheering on the hoops!
JFT96
Smithy {Ed007's Note - Two ex-Celts put you to the sword today Smithy mate. Motherwell went down 2-0 so a win tomorrow wraps up the title for us. Happy Days :-)

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24 Mar 2012 18:54:43
Ooofft...Peter Crouch's goal against City !!

Mrs E {Ed007's Note - :-)

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24 Mar 2012 18:40:26
Hello Hello we r the Celtic Fans...
Hello Hello u'll here us by our noise ....
Rankers r up to there @rse in debt....
Pay up or u die We r the Celtic Fans
:)

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24 Mar 2012 18:15:17
Up above the streets and houses,
Rainbow climbing high.
Everyone can see it climbling
Through the sky.

Paint the whole world with a rainbow!

All along the streams and rivers,
Shining in the lakes.
See the colours of the rainbow,
As the morning breaks.

Paint the whole world with a rainbow!

"geofrey, can we go to see the celtic tomorow?"
said bungle
" oh I dont know about that",said geofrey " but we could go to the zoo to see the pandas?"
" oh fk off geof we never do anything that WE want to do!" said zippy
"yes! yes lets go to see the celtic game geof I've got £ 20 on them with gary hooper to score first, that would get me £ 250 & we could buy sweets & crisps & lemonade, my treat, hurrah !" said bungle
" well I'm with geof on this one,& i want to see the PANDAS, so there!" said george.
" right then thats it then pandas it is!"said geof,
" well lets vote for it then,2 say zoo 2 say 'tic "says bungle,
"well geof is the leader,& what he says GOES so thats a decision!" says george
" oh piss off george, your just an old poof anyway & the word is that you & geof are a couple so there"
said zippy, "so me & bungle are off to see the 'tic & spend the winnings on hookers & buckie!"
" here, here,says bungle,crisps & lemonade my arse",says bungle,
" " well you two can go to see the fkn pandas & if you dont give me my pocket money geof your gonna be the one with the black fkn eyes!" said zippy
" oh just let them go geof we can go in to glasgow to a gay bar my sweet!" said george.
" dont lets rush things george!" said geof,
" hail, hail" sang bungle,& zippy!"
"lets go see erasure" said the other two
2 Hours later when zippy & bungle, are having a refreshment in old glasgow ale house,
" right zippy time for anothur one,dont know about you says zippy but I,m starting to pick up this glasgow accent!"
" aye yur right ther ma big pal,that geof is gonae get so he is,n iz fur that george,aeweys new it strait iz a coathingur " said bungle

"too right, sun here whit aboot thaem to burds lyin oan the flare!"
"whit 2 !"
"the wans wae the " vera" n "kim" tatoos oan thur erums"
" here how dae aw the burds up here aewaeys huv love n hate tatood oan thur tits"?
" ah dont, know aboot you sun bit thur gettin bettur lookin aw the time, here iz that no wee sally n craigo sittin in the cournir,droonin thur sorrows,"
" NAW zippo thats jist anuthur 2 burds!"
" fk sake big chap, that white lightenin iz the bizzo,hail hail the celts ur hear, wul huv anuthur 10 pints then acrose tae the barralands eh?"
" here iz that no wee veras pimp him wae the wee pat tattoo........here iz that hiz d*** hez goat oan the table? whit ah place zippo whit ah place...ye coodnae make it up............

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Here zippo ah think yul hiv tae get changed the mora fur the match
how
cos ah dont fancy yur chancis staunin in the sellik end dressed iz a bear?
aye too true whit times kick aff
wan
righte wul set the alarm

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ED007, I hope all wee Pat's "stories" are saved for posterity, he deserves to get them published. wee man your humour is "aff the wa'! LOL Timalloy
Ps Let's start a campaign to get Wee Pat a book contract ......

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24 Mar 2012 17:57:25
C'mon Celtic lets get into them tomorrow and win the league!! All the Tims going take care

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24 Mar 2012 17:41:03
Just heard that there is to be a huge party in glasgows east end tomorow and that everyone that turns up will get free jelly and ice cream hail hail glasgows gren and white

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24 Mar 2012 16:57:02
had 20 on super ally 440 at kelso ha ha
welshbhoy

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Well done. Hope a lot of us were on as the SP was slashed with it being heavily backed. That's me with 100% record as a tipster on the site, unlike the others with all their Cheltenham losers.

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24 Mar 2012 16:50:34
killie 2-0
jelly n ice cream?
oh hello mr custurd.......like the blue nose......
ppfae the p

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24 Mar 2012 16:42:05
agent mccoll you failed in your mission to prevent a jelly nd ice cream party at ibrokes , disappear or face the consequences . billybhoy

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24 Mar 2012 16:23:57
ED007, did you read Alex Thomson's blog in which he states that a well
known Scottish JOURNALIST, threatened him with physical violence.
He also explains, for non RTC followers what "succulent lamb" meant.
It looks like some of the old school "laptop loyal" do not like him getting
too near the truth of their cosy almost "incestious" relations with SDM and other RFC media moguls. He also hints at plenty more to come,
I cannot wait. Chico, Jabba, Keavo, Jacko, Kingo, Dellybelly etc.. you
should all BE AFRAID! The Truth is coming out..... Timalloy {Ed007's Note - I read it earlier on Tim, I must say it didn't come as any surprise to me.}

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24 Mar 2012 16:18:55
come on killie get in
welshbhoy

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24 Mar 2012 16:07:06
my team for tomorrow
forster
mathews wanyama rogne mulgrew
brown ki ledley
samaras
stokes hooper
4-3-1-2
go have a right go at them bhoys
hail hail
welshbhoy

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24 Mar 2012 15:45:20
how about this one
The mrs asked me last night if i could be more like Rankers during sex. What do you mean I ask. Stay on top for ages and cum 2nd
Welshbhoy

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Yeah she`s fed up with years of you failing to rise to the occasion, and bottling it at the Final event.

Bosley.

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24 Mar 2012 15:26:43

Welshbhoy {Ed007's Note - I checked mate, they won't let me post it lmao. But it raised a laugh with the other Eds as well :-)

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Better to say noyhing 007 , now you've just got us all wondering , bllybhoy {Ed007's Note - It was just a bit too 'racy' for here Billy.}

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Funny tho eh ed?
welshbhoy {Ed007's Note - Yes mate.}

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24 Mar 2012 14:46:45
My team for sunday; forster, matthews, rogne, k.wilson, mulgrew, brown, ledley, wanyama, samaras, commons, stokes. We need a link from midefield to strikers coz weve been a bit 2 dimensional the last couple of games. So possibly a shout for ibrahim or mccourt or commons to sit behind stokesy.

ST PAULI

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Love the way people use these football terms.. "2 dimensional" "box to box" and "cutting edge" to make it sound like they know what they're talking about. {Ed007's Note - If you don't know what these terms mean you should maybe follow badminton or curling.}

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Probably a *** just understands kick it and dive or depend on ref to make it right

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I know exactly what they mean ED. But I can back them up if I use them. Unlike most clowns on here, I actually play football. And aye in person, not on the ps or xbox before timalloy or some or has a crack. {Ed007's Note - You are questioning the footballing knowledge of people you don't even know. I think that is being a bit presumptuous on your part and rather disrespectful.}

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24 Mar 2012 14:39:14
just back from the bookies 14/1 big charlie for the first goal.. that'll do for me. billybhoy

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Just put brown first scorer
and 3-1 celts
put a tenner at 135/1

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24 Mar 2012 14:30:18
COMING TO A CINEMA NEAR YOU SHORTLY................
"JAWS " 9 THE GLESGA VERSION)

am sitting in ma hoose wae ma grandweans,its a luvly
summurs day here in Glesga (Scotlund) .
the the times 15:00 sun may 30 2027 ,
"tell us whit it wiz like bak in 2012 granpa pat" sade wee vera, " naw hen ah dont think thit ye cood staun it wee vera,its tooo fritenin fur yiz aw !",
oh please grampa pat ma wee bruthur pat , hisnae herd it cos he's jist a wean"
" aye grampa pat tells the story ur weel let the tyres doon oan yur wheelchair , n push ye doon the springburn hill agane"
"aw, ok then bit its a tale thit ah shoodnae be tellin tae the likes ae youz, its so incredibul thit ye wulnae beleev it, bit it wiz real, very, very reel.

Back in 2011, ther wiz a fitba team cauld...............
rankur... naw breengers....naw rangurs thats it rangurs...,,so anywaey this team used tae huv a fantastic big stadium cauld .... ibroke....ibroxy.... ibbrox.. ,( granwean s thinkin fk me this is a long yin)
well anywaey this teem hid been used tae winnin lots n lots ah trofys in the past ye see bit aw that wiz aboot tae change,ye see the rangurs wur accused ah leteruly buyin these trofys hen,
" ye mean thit they bote thum it the place ye own thit used tae be cauld the "barras" granpa?"
naw hen wurse thin that, they didnae paey any taxes, fur years n years hen tae aw thur playurs, n the big man thit owned thum it the time wiz a big horribul man thit frightint aw the weans, n naebidy evur, evur spoke tae hum,or dared tae ask hum aboot this problum, he wiz like a bad prince ur sumthin.
So everybidy wiz telt thit if they evur spoke tae ANYBIDY aboot this SEKRIT then they wid be banished tae car dealerships n accoontints....
" so whit happint then ?"
well the good queen heard aboot this wan day, wen she wiz combin hur hair in the mirrur wan day, n she sade" mirrur mirrur oan the wall who's no payin taxes at all?", oh s**t sade the weans thats jist askin fur soapy bubble int it granpa?",
" ye bettur believe it cos the mirrur ansurd " thame bstds up in guvin",
" whit , whit ye dont meen ma faithful followurs thit pledged allegiunse tae yurs truly?
well evun the mirrur didnae ansur iz it didnae waant tae get broke agane,so she sent 2 ae hur bestest knights packin up tae glesga!"
"wiz it the whyte nites?" she gasped....
nope,
" well wiz it the blue nites" shreeked wee granwean pat?...
" wid ye haud yur weesh, they cum latur oan!"
so the 2 knights were summint tae the good queens palice, n wur telt,
" sir duff alot n sir dufferalot,pray tell the rangurs tae stoap thur shenaniguns rite noo n start paeyin thur taxes tae thur auld ma ur sumbidys gettin it , comprendo?
so aff go the 2 nites oan thur hoarsis tae the kingdum nown is glesga, tae speek tae big minty ur shrek , iz he wiz tae becum, anywaey whit wae the travul bak then it took thum many many years tae get ther,( they cood huv goat the shuttle bit munie wiz tite then, ) so by the time they hid arrived ther big shrek hid herd thru the grapevine thit the 2 nites wur oan thur waey , thit he thote up ah cunnin plan,
" did he get a dragun tae slay thum?" sade wee vera,
nope,
" well did he get his army tae kill thum?", sade young pat,
nope, he summint up sleekit ist man in the kingdum, n sade tae hum," craigo, my most obedient servunt ah waant tae, gie ye ah gift, n this gift is a ,splendid gift, wan thit wull bring ye many riches, "
" bit whits the catch shrek?£
" ther iz no catch craigo, aw ye huv tae dae iz take ma ibrux, the albion, n hey ahl even throw in MINTY PERK,"
well wee craigo wiz a simpul man of limitid learnin, bit evun he cood see the poasabilities n frunt ae hiz mincers,so thinkin thit shrek hid loast hiz marbles, cried" yes shrekky boay ah wull take this burdin aff yur shoodurs,bit how much shal it cost pray tell?"
"only wan shiny pound coin, craigo!"
bit wee craigo had not a pot tae piss in, cos he wiz pink lint,
" but ah wul gie ye that pond coin oan wan condishun young craigo, n that iz thit when aw the dust hiz setult you must sell it tae the highest bidder, n gie me 50 %, plus the pound off course"
so wee craigo duly signed the documint wae hiz aen blood, n gave a masonic haunshake tae big shrek,joab dun..........
ur so he thoat, cos a few weeks latur, the 2 nights fae lundun ( duff n duffur) came tae toon , n issued ah warrint tae wee craigo, wae aview tae get the auld taxes aff him! bit wee craigo goat oot ae guvun n went bae plane ( nane ae this hoarse stuff) n landit in monico , which wiz ah tax havun,( coincidentally)
so duff n duffur decidit tae sell the ibrux, bit unbeknown tae thame wee craigo hid awready goat a persunal loan fae a mob caul " octopuses" so noo hauf ae the ibrux belanged tae duff n duffur bit the rest belangt tae....
" the octopus?" gasped the weans,,,,
corectimundo,
"so how did the good quen get hur monie bak granpa?"
well, merlin herd aboot this stooshie, who contactit harry pottur, who sent ah man cauld briun kinnidy who hid an army ae SHARKS!
" fk sake" gasped the weans "did they get the dough then".
naw sade grandpa, cos next thing a whole army ae " blus nites rode intae toon!" ( see ah telt ye they wid cum ed), so whit happind then grandpa? well sighed wee pat, the sellik won evury trofy in the land,includin 7 champiyuns leegs,n ur noo gaun fur 16 in arow hen!"
" bit whit aboot the rankurs ah meen rangurs, n did the good queen evur get hur dosh?"
naw she nevur goat hur dosh, coz the auld team wiz pit intae ah liquidizur, n although they tried tae reform they wur furevur banished tae the 3 rd division, n huv only goat an average crowd ae 350.
" " what had became of little craigo & shrek grandpapa?" ( the granweans suddenlie became aw posh),
well wee craigo,went oan tae become a bilyunaire hen, n enjoys a boax owur it parkheid which as ye kin see noo hiz a capacity a 200,000,thats if ye kin get in!
" & shrek?"
well he lives in a swamp noo oan the ootskirts ah embra,n shies away fae fae aw humin life as aw the auld rangurs supporturs, ur sade tae huv pit ah curse oan um shood he evur rear hiz big ugly coopinever, evur agane>!
" fk sake grampa ye cood nae make it up cood ye"
naw hen nevur in a milyun yeers............... {Ed007's Note - Brilliant wee man lol.}

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Pat, wee man PUIR DED BRILLIAINT!
ED007 please please post it to all the English Eds, our Pat deserves a wider audience LOL Timalloy {Ed007's Note - The English Eds honestly can't read it Tim.}

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Yist ti hate yur stuff wee pat, bit been reeddin it the last cupply weeks . that wis a grate story , thanx fur britenin up ma day . buliboay

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" but who is ed grandpapa?"
"ed" he looked bemused,
" you keep saying ED ?"
" oh that ed ,he sighed,
"young ed had a great fall.....
" like humpty dumpty grandpapa?"
yes but even worse children, & he damaged his foot while playing polo with his chums, & although he was given immense medical advice from a wise old man called pat, who was a soothsayer, he chose not to heed the advice alas!"
" so what became of him grandpapa?"
" well hen he hid hiz jake the peg cut aff, n noo lives life ah bitter n twistit auld man!"
"gosh granpapa pray say that he's not the man we see dragging his bottom along the ground in argyle st, with a skateboard nailed to his stump?"
" the wan n only hen!"
" & money penny?"
" she dumped stumpy, n ran aff wae wee craigo tae monico, remembur him?"
" so they all lived happily ever after!"
THE END

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24 Mar 2012 14:09:12
The best thing about being neutral is that you can see parody in BOTH sides, if only you have the ability to laugh at yourself. That's why I could imagine myself as a disapproving dad shouting at my squabbling kids.

“Pack that in both of you! Billy, I don't care if Timmy's player dived, it's just a computer game. Billy! Stop strangling Timmy with that Union Jack, he's turning blue and you know he hates that colour. And stop shouting 'We are the people' – there's only one of you.”

“Timmy! Stop rubbing your jelly and ice cream in Billy's face! I only bought you that because you said you hadn't had it in 3 years. Right, that's it. give me the bowl, it's going in the bin and you're not getting any jelly and ice cream ever again.”

“I swear, unless you boys start behaving, and play nice them I'm cutting the plug off the Playstation and there will be no FIFA playing for anyone. Honestly, why couldn't BOTH of you boys be a disappointment to me and Support Dunfermline?”

;o)

Me Here

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Kwality me n you tae,pp

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24 Mar 2012 12:54:12
Is it just me or is the media or certain quarters of it giving air time to the "it would be better not to beat rangers at ibrox tomorrow "brigade Almost thinly veiled threats with the "i told you so "headlines already to go to press or "they provoked the poor hard done by fans" .

Almost giving them an excuse to take offence .

Just my opinion ! TTTS

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What do you expect. majority of the press
are rangers minded and will be praying for them to win tomorrow

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24 Mar 2012 12:28:49
24 Mar 2012 08:21:07
Court ruling raises stakes in Rangers takeover fight
Published on 24 March 2012

Martin Williams

A BIDDING war is expected for control of Rangers after a court ruling left the door open for administrators to tear up the four-year season ticket deal.

Lord Hodge's opinion in the Court of Session leaves the way clear for Duff & Phelps to renege on the deal with Ticketus – which raised more than £20 million to finance Craig Whyte's takeover of Rangers – if it is in the interest of the creditors of the club.

Lord Hodge said courts "would be slow to disrupt" the administration process by considering any legal move to force the Ticketus deal to be honoured.

The administrators, who told Lord Hodge they believe the deal struck with Ticketus and Whyte is illegal, could get more money from the sale of Rangers, providing greater value for creditors such as the taxman, if there was no deal.

Buyers are believed to have either stayed away from bidding, or devalued the Ibrox club because of the Ticketus deal, which gives the agency 60% of all ticket sales from Ibrox over the next four years, worth more than £30m.

Lord Hodge's rulings will not just speed up the sale of the club, but could also bring in new bidders, the administrators believe.

Former Rangers director Paul Murray's Blue Knights, Sale Sharks owner Brian Kennedy, Chicago-based Prometheus Capital Partners and an unidentified British consortium, have made conditional offers.

A Middle East consortium, a Singapore group fronted by Glasgow-based businessman

Shazad Bakhsh and New York-based financiers Fortress are understood to be keeping a watching brief.

Paul Clark, joint administrator, said: "We welcome the decisions announced by Lord Hodge and view them as a significant step towards clarifying the future for Rangers Football Club.

"Lord Hodge has made it clear the Ticketus arrangements do not mean Ticketus has property or real rights over seats at the stadium or, indeed, the proceeds from the sale of future season tickets."

Duff & Phelps is now planning to create a shortlist of bids and said it expected the decision to have a "significant bearing on the proposals put forward by bidders to date".

However, London-based Ticketus believes its bid for Rangers with the Blue Knights, which keeps the ticket deal intact, is in the "best interests of the club".

It said: "With every week that passes, further value is destroyed in the club. To conclude the administration process as soon as possible so that the club can secure its future in the hands of a new owner is in everyone's interest. We feel confident that we can conclude this process more swiftly than other bidders.

"Ticketus has a duty to its investors to protect the investment that it currently has in the club."

If the administrators breach the deal, it is understood that the agency, while an unsecured creditor, would have to chase majority shareholder Craig Whyte for any losses.

And, while Whyte believes he has preferred creditor status with first claim on assets such as Ibrox and Murray Park, the court-appointed administrators believe this is invalid because there is no evidence he put any of his money into the club.

Court papers show the first confirmation that the administrators' legal advisers believe the Ticketus deal with Whyte is illegal on the grounds that it was indirectly providing financial assistance for the acquisition of Rangers shares, contrary to the Companies Act 2006.

Lord Hodge was unable to give guidance on the immediate termination of the Ticketus contract because details of competing bids could not be divulged. However, his full opinion accepted the general principle that the deal could be breached in administration, and if the club is wound up.

He also rejected a move by Ticketus to place a trust over the proceeds of the sale of the tickets, to try to make the deal unassailable, ruling that it had "purely personal contractual ......

This was from today's herald, so things might be not to bad, looks like ticketus are more up creek with whyte than with rangers {Ed007's Note - The judge didn't give any ruling or guidance. It was a waste of money going to court altogether. Ticketus have contractual rights with the club, if the administrators rip up the deal expect more court action against the club for breach of contract.}

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Ed they ave a contract but wont get all there cash as they are not secured creditor so what are u talking about is it green an white tinted specs as per ??/ {Ed007's Note - I never said they were secured creditors did I? I said that the contract stands as it was. There was no ruling to affect this. Never mind tinted glasses maybe you should get some reading glasses. So what are you talking about? You are imagining words that aren't even there, is your bitterness and sour grapes interfering with you digesting the written word?}

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24 Mar 2012 11:55:05
Why do Rangers fans think the current repayment agreement to Ticketus is £24.4m.

It is not, it is more in the region of £40m.

Rangers sold 100,000 discounted future season books to Ticketus for £24.4m. This works out at an average of £244 per season book.

Ticketus then sell the season books in future seasons at face vale. This is how they make their profit - buy at a discount and then sell at face value. The sales are done through Rangers so as it appears Rangers are selling them, with Rangers passing the money onto Ticketus.

The average value of a season book at Ibrox will be £400. Some will be more expensive and some will be for children, but £400 is a reasonable average.

This means that 100,000 season books at £400 each sees Rangers having to pay circa £40m to Ticketus.

The current deal is that this will have to be repaid over the next 3 seasons, meaning Rangers have to pay Ticketus £13.33m each season for the next 3 seasons.

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Well spotted mate i have been saying same thing for ages to friends lately, marty bhoy

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24 Mar 2012 10:07:15
to all our fans who will be with me at ibrokes let's not give them any reason to play our eventual win down, let's stick to the songs allowed by Celtic

hail hail

Marco1888

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Marco, spot on every Bhoy going tomorrow must have the good name of Celtic in their hearts, yes give them laldy and wind them up, but please lets do it the
CELTIC WAY, with good humour. Timalloy

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Hear Hear , i urge the Green Brigade sing Celtic songs (No need for IRA songs) leave the bigotry and sectarian bile to them , we have more than enough good Celtic songs to last the 90 minutes , the eyes of the world are upon us , please dont embarass the club we all love , lets have a party , thank you , Hail Hail . Drewzybhoy .

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24 Mar 2012 09:33:46
I see Neil Lennon is still adamant that Anthony Stokes didn't dive for against Kilmarnock and also states than none of Celtic are cheats.....is this guy for real?

How many of you Celtic fans agree that Stokes didn't dive?

Agree (didn't dive)
Disagree (did dive)

????????????

TTG

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Let me re-type before the spelling police ring ma door bell....

I see Neil Lennon is still adamant that Anthony Stokes didn't dive for a penalty against Kilmarnock and also states that none of the Celtic players are cheats.....is this guy for real?

How many of you Celtic fans agree that Stokes didn't dive?

Agree (didn't dive)
Disagree (did dive)

??????

TTG

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Here's a wee pic TTG:-

t.co/W4rUevz0

Mrs E

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Why are you bothered what we think didn't see you asking your fellow fans if Sone Aluko dived and GOT a penalty . Or is it just another excuse just to moan about NL again.......DH

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Big kyle laughable , nuff said, billybhoy

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Don`t condone violence but big charlie must wish he did actully earned that red card for laughable dive,kb-bhoy

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