Celtic Banter Archive July 24 2011
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24 Jul 2011 20:34:24
Hey Ed and all, hope you've all had a good day Three points in the bag was the objective today, which was accomplished. Not getting carried away though.
Kelvin Wilson strolled it today and I'm hoping Loovens is in the shop window....how many times did he pass the ball along the back line, behind Wilson. The guy disturbs my happiness
Ki was also fantastic and absolutely deserved to be MOTM, he's got nice balance, nice feet, can pass short and long and has learned to tackle. The boy's progressing nicely. Kayal was quietly effective and also played well.
First game of the season - 3 points....Minted
Hibs are a young team though and will finish bottom 6 and could even be relegation candidates, so we can't be too complacent and get carried away.
Pleased though. Noticed that our friends from the dark side are posted missing, how convenient. The silence is deafening, it's just typical of that lot, lol.
Looking good chappies.....Miko {Ed007's Note - Good evening Miko, it has been a good day for CFC, no doubt.}
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90mins into the season n already.....I just cant get enough
Hail Hail
Mikey
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The only downside today was that it only took them a minute and a half to start chanting up the ra. Performance was flawless and I'm startin to take a wee shine to the new 3rd kit :-) Hail Hail
Kevbhoy
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Yep, heard it Kevbhoy.....Miko
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24 Jul 2011 20:19:27
Just in out of sun, redder than Gordons face having a shower then going to watch Copa America final
signing off for tonight Timalloy
Leave you with a SMILE as always,
in tomorrows papers Whyte has won money in the lottery and has pledged it all to getting in new players and is quoted as saying "If I win another TENNER next week Sally can have that also" {Ed007's Note - Goodnight Tim.}
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This guy you celts keep going on about craig whyte having no money yous r very much mistaken i no him personally he has more money than a bear can sh*te im not a ranger im a spurs fan {Ed007's Note - Would I be correct in assuming that you were not his English teacher?}
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Just stating a fact mate and he is determined 2 match david murray so keep on smilling
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I thought he spoke good england Ed lol....Miko
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So spurs fans are using the slang word yous now as well just like the so called hibs fan from sunny leith.
just for a laugh go and say yous to aberdeen fans and let us know how you get on.
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24 Jul 2011 20:01:50
Ed007 just been on Thai Tims site, kids have some new songs (worth a listen ) one hilarious one,
small kids 5 -6 years old singing "I want to go to Celtic Park, Celtic Park, Celtic Park, putting my pennies in piggy bank to go to Celtic Park"
Would it not be great if Celtic could bring some of them over and introduce them to crowd at paradise, would be a great piece of Public Ralations and our fans would LOVE them. Hail Hail to all the Celtic family worldwide. Timalloy {Ed007's Note - I saw that Tim, I keep up with all the clubs charity work.}
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Tim, we were discussing the same thing whilst watching the game today....why don't Celtic bring them over and they can perform 'Just Can't Get Enough' at Paradise.....Miko
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Sorry Ed007 still here One last post
Hi Miko how are you tonight? yes it would be great to see Thai tims at Paradise even bring over 40 - 50 of them how you choose i dont know but Celtic would get massive good publicity out of it
Hail hail Timalloy PS Miko got a joke on gers site tonight under 6 year old wonder boy but think it was a different ed 003? Have a go we might be back in LOL Timalloy {Ed007's Note - Ed003 is a Blackpool fan, and a genuinely nice guy.}
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Happy days Tim, let's do some damage over there, lol....Miko
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24 Jul 2011 18:16:41
Very pleased with the result today, thought that the first half we looked rusty however we really did improve in the second half.
Looking at the bigger picture players coming in will be limited to a select few. I.e a gk and maybe a striker. I think we may see a bit of squad trimming happening over the coming weeks, especially the squad players who have not featured in the friendlies such as jureuz, o'dea etc
Also I think hearts.could really push the old firm this year, was impressed by them yesterday and that was without Kyle, driver, hammill, Webster (for the majority of the game) and skacel
Junglebhoy33
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I agree Junglebhoy, Hearts did play really well at ibrox. They SHOULD have taken all three points.
Today we looked a bit sluggish throughout, but three points is all that matters.
I dont agree with getting rid of Juarez though, i think he could become a great player for us if he gets a chance to play a few games in a row.
DazzaBhoy
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Didn't see the game yesterday, however heard Hearts did play really well.
You're right lads, today was about the three points. We'll get better as the season progresses....Miko
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24 Jul 2011 17:28:51
Hi Ed007 sitting in garden with cold beer while posting ( this is the life ) heard that is why rangers transfer dealings are taking so long Golden Tan boy Smith refuses to leaves his lie low while sun is shining
Sally bad news forecast is for 70% ALL week guess no new players this week
Did anyone see new soccer sensation 6 year old boy his tricks are fantastic ( on you tube ) Mr Whyte tried to sign him but boy was asking TOO much 50 pence and free ice lollies when weather was hot, whyte offered 20 pence and NO ice lollies LOL
A sun tanned Timalloy {Ed007's Note - Madin Muhammed is his name Tim.}
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Guys google Madins name the guy is HOT HOT HOT, Lenny get boy on a pre contract Timalloy
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24 Jul 2011 16:36:28
Having watched that wonderful performance today, I'm sure we've won the treble. 1 in a row 1 in a row Doesn't make a long row But a row non-the-less
We should chant that at the next match. What a wonderful chant.
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Let's not get carried away, we started to play a bit better when the second went in The first half was pretty turgid stuff although the points never looked in jeopardy. A long way to go, but was a decent start MC
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How about this chant Wanyama is a Brammer, the Kenyan is now a Fenian
LOL Timalloy
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24 Jul 2011 16:23:37
Heard that half of the squad are due to be redeployed to make way for a new influx of players, that are currently aboard Celtics recently purchased Ferry.
As part of the redeployment scheme, former players will obtain new roles, such as toilet sanitiser, telephonist, pie technician etc. The current head of toilet services has been promoted into the position of first team goalkeeper. The particular candidate has good experience of cleaning up other peoples mess. Lennon hopes he'll apply his knowledge to mop-up the mess created by those in front of him & that the transition will prove to be seamless.
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I fear the men in white coats are coming for you MC
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Whit you oan son?
posso pat, wheres that f***in kat????????, av telt ye ah need that cat hen wheres the pussy ( soundid like wee macca there)
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Evening Pat enjoying a beer while posting how are you tonight? Guy on earlier trying to speak edinburger or whatever you call it, no contest with your Glesca patter. Urryefurrannurrerbevy wee man hail hail timalloy
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24 Jul 2011 16:20:18
{Ed007's Note - I have wrote a report on todays match, it is in the CFC News section.}
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24 Jul 2011 16:16:05
Good afternoon ed,
Just back from the game and yet again the Celtic supporter do our club proud, in the middle of Edinburgh under the sun partying like usual lol, on the performance izzy looked shakey with tackles after injury, ki was outstanding with an almost carbon copy of Scottish cup goal, k.wilson really good and recovered well on sproule shows the big man got pace, upfront I knw not always flavour of the month but stokes played well n hooper too just unfortunate not to get on the score sheet and pulled up for being strong was sh*t.
But on seeing that performance and the league table very happy Bhoy and to rangers fans having a look WE WELCOME YOUR CHASE
Cumby Bhoy
(opinions welcome on game) {Ed007's Note - Good afternoon Cumby, I take it you enjoyed it then?}
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Yes I certainly did ed, was good to see the Bhoys running out for the new season, the stand was rocking and the thunder is still there
Cumby Bhoy {Ed007's Note - There's still a long way to go but it is a great start after Rangers slip up yesterday.}
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Aww certainly a long way to go, but this weekend took away sone of the sting away from last season, so gonna celebrate under the Cumbernauld sun with a beer
Cumby Bhoy {Ed007's Note - Enjoy mate}
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1 game played and there already 2 points behind I'm not saying the league will be easy we just need to keep our feet on the ground and take every game as it comes
Bring on the thunder
DazzaBhoy
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What's even sweetier is that till next time they play, everyone will look at the table n see they 6th in the league, I really do wonder hw cold it is down there lol, cause it's sunny in my back garden and the only cold things here are my beer and my brothers dirty looks lol
Cumby Bhoy
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Hey Cumby Bhoy my brother in law bear is just down road in Moodiesburn and even sun cannot brighten his mood Sally sold down the proverbial alley Timalloy
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24 Jul 2011 16:10:14
Who thinks Brown should get back into the starting line-up? Never been a massive brown fan tbh, and when you see Ki's performance today theres no way you can drop him. Obviously Commons and Kayal have to stay in and i think Ledley does alot of great work. I know hees the captain but i would start him on the bench when he gets back from injury. Agree if you think he should be dropped or disagree if you dont.
Thoughts on this ed?
The Ace Face {Ed007's Note - Scott Brown is suspended for 2 games, not injured. Ki did have a great game today, but I am a Scott brown fan, it is a good problem to have though.}
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I think we missed Brown today, he'll walk back into the team Joe ledley may be the one to sit it out if Ki keeps up today's form MC
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24 Jul 2011 15:12:52
Miko or Timalloy? can't remember which but one of you posted wishing us luck in Europe (not too much obviously ;). Boosts Scotlands co-efficiant etc. Anyway, I'd had one shandy too many and couldn't find the post again to reply so here it is now.
Cheers, same goes to you bhoys. My grandpa (God rest) was as staunch a bluenose as you'd find and he used to always tell me that he supported the Celtic in Europe as he couldnae understand folk that wanted a Scottish team to get beat by someone fae another country. Just thought I'd make that point to all the folk that continue to forget we're Scottish teams and by doing well in Europe we make life better for each other.
Aw the best as long as we're better ;)
Baybear
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Hi Baybear that was myself, Timalloy yes we need our teams to do well in europe sorry dundee utd went out least they picked up 2 coefficient points for win at tannadice, see Henrik is helping Malmo on rangers tactics etc.. I want gers in europa league with Celtic playing thursday, sunday Hail Hail
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Have to agree, want both teams to do well in Europe, bring back the good old days, steve
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Aye, i read the Malmo manager saying he had some inside info but wouldn't say from who...didnae take columbo to work out Henrik and Big Johan had something to do with it. that's the least of our worries to be honest, If we're not switched on from the off we could have a bit of an Artmidia Bratislava moment on our hands
A slightly worried Baybear
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24 Jul 2011 14:47:44
Miko, Timalloy and the rest of you bhoys. Got to say your team looked good today. I dinnae think Hibs will be as much of a force as the Jambos this season but that's not an attempt to take away from your performance today. Think this weekends games have highlighted how quickly we need new faces in. Still, we welcome the chase.
Baybear
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Hibs were poor, good excuse to top up suntan without too much excertion. How do you think gers will do against malmo with current squad? Timalloy
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You might end up getting two replies to this mate, laptop's doing my nut in. A bit like our defence lol.
Honest opinion is that it won't be a walk in the park but we should have enough quality to get past them. 1-0 or 2-0 at Ibrox but I think it'll be 1-1 away from home. Their defence is worse than ours by all accounts but I believe they're quick on the attack and they were pretty resiliant at the weekend against helsingborgs. My worry is that Ally is just going to try Walters tactics which I think will be a mistake at home. Really feel we need to go for the juggular at home but not convinced we will and we'll make life difficult for ourselves.
A slightly worried Baybear
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24 Jul 2011 13:22:13
up yae pubes . drawing your first game at home s**tebags
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24 Jul 2011 12:09:28
awrite lads enjoy the game the day wee prediction for the game hate 2 say it but a think we wil lose a goal am goin for 3-1 hooper commons and ledley HAIL HAIL
gunniebhoy
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I* cant see them scoring and i can see them defending like hell --- 1-0 celtic (Stokes)
DazzBhoy
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Wilson was never offside, should have been 2-0 after 20 mins
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24 Jul 2011 11:44:57
{Ed007's Note - Zaluska; M Wilson, K Wilson, Loovens, Izaguirre; Commons, Ki, Kayal, Ledley; Hooper & Stokes}
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24 Jul 2011 10:30:33
Rite bhoys u seen that performance yesterday that's just the start of the fun I wouldn't say rangers made hearts look gd but I feel hearts will gel into a gd team this season may see history repeating itself Celtic champs and hearts taken 2nd cummon bhoys prediction for today Celtic 4 0 hooper and commons both with a double.
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U should crawl bk under ur thomas the tank engine covers wit ya curtains shut til the season is over 4iar ere we go
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Bolt ya nugget
Stokes to score winner against former club, 1-0
DazzaBhoy
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24 Jul 2011 09:01:12
What a glorious day for the begining of wots gona be a glorious season.
Good luck to lenny and all the bhoys for the season, lets make it 1 to remember for the rite reasons this year
1 last thing bhoys n ghirls...we wont win every game so remember win lose or draw always keep the faith
Here we go again....
Mikey
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Hail Hail
DazzaBhoy
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24 Jul 2011 02:15:58
I dinnae ken how yous are gloating like... we'll beat yous in the morn, O'Connor & Sproule will terrorize Wilson & big baldy bawheid
Enjoy winning Sweet FA this season, Hibees for the SCOTTISH CUP
Hail Hail THE HIBS ARE HERE
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Tosser
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If you really are a hibee welcome to the other Green Party, but methinks you come in disguise and should maybe brush up on your east coast words cos you are "PUGGLED" in my eyes Timalloy
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24 Jul 2011 00:08:01
think we need a gk and stiker and were sorted hopfully sign petlikosa and polish goalie and musona or a proven striker plus if mphela impresses will be good buisness and get rid of dead wood ie loovens, , murphy, , sammy, , maloney
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