Celtic Banter Archive February 24 2012

 

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24 Feb 2012 22:43:54
Where would rankers actually be if we hadnt let them get into the champions league the last two times

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24 Feb 2012 22:31:33
good to see ed007 has a hold of the rains again welcome back mate the site is not the same without you.LETS ALL LAUGH AT RANGERS


wee darren {Ed007's Note - Thanks Darren, and everyone else.}

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24 Feb 2012 21:46:06
Hi ed. Just seem on the music channel when flicking Jls song for the GB team. If there is anyone out there that could make a YouTube clip of the rangers fans causing trouble in Manchester, Spain and everywhere else they went I think it would be hilarious. The songs called proud. All we want to do is make you's proud. Put the music to clips. Bigirishmac.

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24 Feb 2012 21:18:32
Breaking news lads forget T in the park

Benefit concert to be held at Ibrox featuring- Dire Straits, Busted, Sting, The Pretenders, Take VAT and Simply in the Red!

Skinnybhoy

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Just added to the line up!!
Tina turner singing "simply the bust"

Skinnybhoy

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Hears another one
its all over, bob dylan

wee darren

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And another.
the blue ostrich club, don`t fear the reaper

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Also playing;
Whyte Stripes,
Johnny (Nae) Cash,
Debt Debt Debt,
Alison Money,
The Damned,
Dodgy,
One Direction (3rd Division),
The Enemy,
The Darkness,
Jedheads.

Jungle Bhoy.

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The view (to going bust)
Snap
Its a blur

Skinnybhoy

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24 Feb 2012 19:30:17
it huz been brote tae ma attenshun by the rite honorible( here ed iz that how ye spell horruble?)
alic salmon hiz been pittin it aboot thit he waanta tae help a certin fitba club by the lifting ae the terribul herdships thit the a4meshund club huv hid tae pit up wae owur thes difikilt finashul times thit we find oorsels in ,the noo.
now in a nut, n ah no ah shoodnae col hum that,if ah wiz tae meet the a4meshund blob ah wid take a sharp implimunt tae hum so thit the gas fae hiz big fat boady wid lite up embra fur the nixt 2 weeks( providin urs truly lit a match tae um, wich ah surily wid)
ah meen kin ye imajin me staunin in prinses st sayin " scuse me mate huv ye goat a match tae lite up big salmy? fkn el ed thur wid be cues doon the streat,
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm thur jist mite be ah bit ah mileage in this wan yet wee timbo . trust yir auld da.
2 b c**tinued( thets me in ma tekzt moad boays fk ths m af tae t bzr!

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Evening Pat, after your "visit" over the road last night, all the bears are asking, just Where is this Deli in Posso? And my question Pat do you think an Ostrich sandwich will suit Mothers Pride bread?
LOL Timalloy

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24 Feb 2012 19:49:02
here ed ah jumt intae ah cab the othur daey
" n sade take me tae the blue nites pal "
here ed ah endit up in sum wee dinjy joint in partik
wits that aw aboot......
aw the blue nites ur...............
pat fae the fleeto
here hiz anybidy seen wee vera vajazul?

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24 Feb 2012 19:42:31
here ed how dae we no if its you n noan impostur?
whit tatoo dae ah huv oan ma erse?
(naw no that wan the othir wan)?

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24 Feb 2012 19:41:45
There's only one 007
There's only one 007
He edits the post
Laughs at the scrotes
We're posting in a better forum now

Welcome back ed and well done to ed001 i'm sure he was tortured, hope alls well

Nevis {Ed007's Note - Thanks.}

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24 Feb 2012 18:51:16
Heard the chef down Ibrox wasn't happy today when he was told the administrone soup was too chunky and had to be liquidated

Mikey Bhoy

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Nice one Mikey Bhoy.

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24 Feb 2012 18:43:52
Neil lennon and ally mccoist go
into a pub for a few beers.ally
buys the 1st round and lennon
the next and so on,After 5 pints
lennon comes back from the bar
with only 1 pint,ally says wheres
my pint? Lennon replies sorry ally
this is the 6th round and ure no
in it!,stef1967

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24 Feb 2012 18:31:26
Welcome back 007. The site does'nt run the same with out ya. I've been over on the wake page the last few days. My god their so anti Irish. I dont know why... Lol. I just don't know how the little blue noses get on in the big bad world. Loving the longest title party in history. Bigirishmac {Ed007's Note - Cheers BIM.}

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24 Feb 2012 18:22:18
Hey ed. great to have you back.why you were away is privvy to you.important thong is you and yours are well.but you do owe 001 apont.guy done a good job.all the best mate.artybhoy {Ed007's Note - Thanks Arty.}

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Whoops.that shoulda said you owe him a pint,lol.artybhoy {Ed007's Note - Ed001 is teetotal.}

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Get him an irn bru then.artybhoy

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Btw.he might not be tt after coping with the the wee possilian.artybhoy

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24 Feb 2012 16:24:48
ED007, all us Tims are enjoying the
turmoil across the city, and the jokes
are limitless but, this may surprise a
few fellow tims on here, but one
poster on bears site has pledged £25
a week, and is doing overtime to pay
for this. I say WELL DONE BEAR, it
is the decent Rangers fans like you
that your club needs more than ever.
No matter if you are Green or Blue
true fans deserve our admiration.
hail hail Timalloy

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Tim he also goes on to say that should get them £100 or £200, so he aint doing much overtime to help the "mighty" club!

Welcome back 007

Jelly and ice cream all round!

DazzaBhoy {Ed007's Note - Cheers Dazza.}

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What does jelly and ice cream mean

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24 Feb 2012 16:20:33
see the daily rag giving hately space to to sput bile against celtic...col

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24 Feb 2012 16:08:07
May I suggest a little slogan of our own to put on factual posts on the dark sides page, as they have thier WE dont do walking awat ect, (The TRUTH is extreme, to make it MODERATE is to lie.) What yous think ? could catch on. JS, Sorry for posting this again ED I wanted it on the banter page.

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Nah bears will never understand that, my wee slogan is much more pertinent
YOUR SKINT AND YOU KNOW YOU ARE!
hail hail Timalloy

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LOL! JS

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I'm getting a bite with- Jelly and ice cream all round! They f*cking hate it!

DazzaBhoy

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24 Feb 2012 16:02:40
Lots of mysterious and cryptic messages over at the wake page.Lots of hints that we are hiding something and were gonna be in trouble soon!i guess it's this nonsense about us changing our name due to the bunnet's takeover.there must have been ten questions about this,even their ed was getting fed up with it! on a lighter note,it seems that we have been very charitable and paid our tickets UP FRONT for next months party,this has enabled another few weeks of existence for our dignified friends. the things we do for less fortunate "peepil"...........green jhedi

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24 Feb 2012 14:52:12
Jonny Hayes 10/1 to score the first goal in the game against Her Majestys Tax Evaders on Sunday

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I might have a nibble of that,fancy cardiff as well...........green jhedi

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24 Feb 2012 14:35:36
Not a Celtic rumour but I felt that the Celtic fans might be intrigued.
Kyle Lafferty is set to miss a further 4 to 6 weeks out through his injury which apparently hasn't healed properly.

So.....nothing to do with triggering a payment to Burnley if he plays again?

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What do you mean if he plays again........has he ever played before

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24 Feb 2012 13:37:56
Sorry ED I have being quite rude mate not been on for a while . So should have started by asking you and everyone else how they have been . What,s been happening mate have I missed much?

TamBhoy1974 {Ed007's Note - I'm fine Tam, thanks for asking, and welcome back.}

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24 Feb 2012 13:20:17
welcome back ed007! it's not the same without you..........green jhedi {Ed007's Note - Thanks buddy.}

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I will second that
hope all is well Ed 007

and the other Ed's who stood in did a fantastic job.wee pat had them wishing they followed the game of Polo lol

Lubo25 {Ed007's Note - Thanks Lubo.}

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I second that Hail Hail

Bankier Bhoy

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Welcome back mate.
As you disappeared at the same time as Craig Whyte i thought you must have been the same person.Ed001 said you even borrowed £1 off him a few months back.lol.

Jungle Bhoy. {Ed007's Note - Thanks mate.}

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I'll second that . Your efficiency has been missed

jimi88 {Ed007's Note - Thanks Jimi.}

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Good to see you back ed007,hope you and moneypenny are good mate.MACCA {Ed007's Note - Cheers MACCA.}

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24 Feb 2012 13:19:05
Craig Whyte has just phoned the Rangers administrator with some good news ... he's got a buyer for the bike ! Drewzybhoy .

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Yeh thats true but the buyer rejected it as whyte description on ebay wasnt correct as the tyres were deflated

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22 Feb 2012 16:15:43
com in 007 yer missed hope yev no goat ah joab it "tickety boo us" cos thats big connolys company
hee haw eddy bhoy {Ed007's Note - I'm fine Pat mate. Was just having some family time.}

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Welcome bak ed the other ed
sorted tt88 ie TIT88 out for me
did he fill u in,stef1967 {Ed007's Note - No mate, I will ask.}

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ED007 welcome back, hope all is well with your niece also? Timalloy
PS I bet ED001 is glad your back, he has had to try and "decode" wee Pat's posts ha ha, and best bit our wee man has now started posting on wake page, poor bears do not know what's hit them LOL {Ed007's Note - Cheers Tim. We are all fine.}

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24 Feb 2012 12:29:21
The Daily Ranger editor should have
put a stop to Hateleys outburst in
his so called atricle. He is a complete
blue buffoon who should keep his
nose out of Celtics affairs. Hail Hail.

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Naw let him keep doing his column its comedy gold! thats if he can lift that big petted lip o his! hh

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That aint going to happen as the head of football reporting is jim traynor and he wouldve had no problem with what Hatley wrote.more than likely he helped him write the article.

Lubo25

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I agree 100% about Mr Hateley , he was a Rangers player in 1994 when Celtic nearly went bust , he talks about conducting yourself with a bit more class , so he should remember Donald Findlay QC the Rangers vice-chairman's statement that if he won the lottery he'd buy Celtic and shut them down or his subsequent downfall for singing sectarian songs at a "Rangers Night" or Mr Murray's tenner for every fiver statement , Peter Lawwell was making a point that Celtic WILL survive and prosper with or without Rangers , Hateley said and i quote that he believes that Celtic will win a "tainted" title this season , sour grapes , not CLASS , especially when Rangers have "cheated" for at least the last 5 titles they have won , he talks about the "qualities" that Rangers were built on !
we all know the "qualities" he's talking about , don't we , Mark you are a sad ,
extremely bitter , ex Rangers player who can't accept that you're club are in the mire , i think its called Karma for the "class" you lot displayed in years gone by , deal with it .

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Gers fans never showed class when they rampaged through Manchester,Villareal, Barcelona,etc.They didn't show class when they did the Huddle at Parkhead after winning league there.A player never showed class when he wrote on an autograph book.Should i go on?The guy is a grade 1 f*nny.

Jungle Bhoy.

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And you shoudl keep your noses out of rangers affairs, yous are more interested in us and your going for a treble! jokers!

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The league is only tainted with them in it......that will soon be sorted. Hail hail

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Jelly and ice-cream when Hately cries,
Jelly and ice-cream when Hately cries.

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24 Feb 2012 11:39:59
mornin ed
man utd and besiktas
beat my 11 team accy for £6200+
they were at home anaw
f*** pigs,stef1967. {Ed001's Note - I would never have backed United last night mate, they are dodgy unless they have to go at teams.}

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Well al no from now on
just gettin my weekend
of to a flyer couple of beers
the noo then goin shoppin
the ghirls are at school and nursery
so piece n quiet for it:-),stef1967

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24 Feb 2012 09:48:35
Very funny...explaining debt to a Rangers fan!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8x_59EjZOs&gl=GB

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Www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=2W-IxxOlB7k

DazzaBhoy

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Sorry lads did not mean to press disagree (fat fingers on the iPad) . Very funny it will be gettin passed on to fellow tims and a few of the orcs that visit mordor.

TamBhoy1974

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No bother Tam...I was beginning to wonder how anyone could disagree with that...even the Rangers fans i know find it funny.
Don74

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You must post this over on the darksides page don funny as fo*k,kb-bhoy

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24 Feb 2012 10:28:24
So it's mark hateley's turn to comment on the ipox problems,and the first thing he does is try and get a dig at celtic.This tainted title nonsense is truly out of hand whan an ex player comes out and says it.Mr Hateley,the ten points mean nothing now as im sure you know we are now TWENTY POINTS ahead,might that be your pal alistair's fault? Another sly dig saying we could not win it for the previous three years against poor rankers(who have spent almost exactly the same amount over those three years),but the point swing came about before administration and jellylegs left.Neil lennon had to clean our club out of a lot of deadwood and virtually start again.While doing this he reached the league cup final(where the rankers fans showed their true colours again),got to within a point of winning the league and won the scottish cup,all in his first full season as boss.Alistair on the other hand has; been knocked out of europe TWICE,got knocked out of the league cup by Falkirk,knocked out of the scottish cup(at ipox) by dundee utd and lost a nine point lead in the league.Lets not forget his magnificent signings who he then refused to play,and his spirited defence of whyte right up until last week. Nice deflection but it wont work,im afraid it smacks of pandering to the masses.......green jhedi

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Hate....ley .....talks about how his club would behave with more decorum if the shoe was on the other foot .'' for every £5 celtic spend'' ring any bells mark . he then goes on to critisise celtic fans for jelly and ice cream , so when we were in trouble, sending a hearse to parkhead was funny and ok .. pot and f***** kettle come to mind , pi55 off hate....ley

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I don't believe in berating former players of Rangers just for that reason (e.g. Stuart McCall, Terry Butcher who I actually hold some respect for) but when they feel that they have to get their tuppence worth in and spout blatantly biased and erroneous information designed just to antagonise the Celtic support, they need a kick in the teeth, or at the very least be prevented from commenting every again.

Mark Hately is one of these and is a scumf-ck of the highest order. His article made terrible reading, was biased to the point of being sickening and shows just what a hypocritical moron he really is.

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Spot on green jhedi
you will remember back when we had the problem in the 90's with Liam Brady in charge they slaughterd him for how the team was performing and not once did any of them take what was going on in the background with our directors.McCoist record as a manager is being swept under the carpet and all he wants to talk about is knocking a team that has not lost a game in the league since the 2nd of october last year.but as we know the truth and the truth is Neil Lennon has built a very young team in two seasons and has got the that team playing football that Willie Maley would be proud of.

Lubo25

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As I said before things are only tainted when Hate ley and his heroes are around. We all know that won't be for much longer so let them spout their sh-t for another couple of days ...or minutes fingers crossed.

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24 Feb 2012 09:41:04
WATP???

I know exactly what this acronym stands for......

We Are The Percy's!

We Jungle Jim's are socially and intellectually superior to our counterparts, therefore we would refer to them as Percy's. I would view it as a term of endearment! pmsl

Miko x

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24 Feb 2012 09:14:45
Why we all love WEE Pat (continued)
bear last night signed off "kenny the prod"
our Pat asks "dae ye work wi cattle?
LOL Timalloy

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Wee pat had a field day yesterday over there ,the wee man is a legend and i await his comical genius posts today

any news on his Ed interview yet Ed
and can we get the transcript from the interview posted lol

Lubo25 {Ed007's Note - Oh God!!!!! I can't see that working out!!! He's not the sharpest knife in the box :-)

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24 Feb 2012 01:34:32
PMSL

the last three letters in dEBT

Lubo25

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