Celtic Banter Archive August 24 2010

 

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24 Aug 2010 23:24:39
Was playing footie with the brother of a hibs player 2nite? ?

My Auntie's cousin who is friends with the postman who is friends the Canteen lady who goes out with the Janitor says that Robbie Keane will NOT sign for Celtic this season. .FACT lol

24 Aug 2010 23:20:49
Funny how lennon said he pulled out of a deal to sign weiss because he had enough wingers and now hes going for eagles, face it weiss choose us! (ahhhhh to play at fullback and lennon already said we pulled out of the weiss deal so how about all the players you wanted that we got joe ledley and scott brown no name 2)

True but with our midfield stronger than rangers we will win the league i think old firm games are based on the midfield battle

davis, naismith, weiss would walk into celtics midfeild, and mcculoch and edu might. . . r u serious davis might but that's about it we have kayal forest juarez brown ki crosas maloney ledley niall mcginn and paddy mc court to play in midfield why would we need some1 like naismith

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24 Aug 2010 22:33:49
24 Aug 2010 19:18:24Funny how lennon said he pulled out of a deal to sign weiss because he had enough wingers and now hes going for eagles, face it weiss choose us!

True but with our midfield stronger than rangers we will win the league i think old firm games are based on the midfield battle

davis, naismith, weiss would walk into celtics midfeild, and mcculoch and edu might

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24 Aug 2010 22:00:57
Does anybody think the celts will keep a clean sheet on Thursday away from home , has anyone checked the Dutch teams home record out, I don't know whit we dae wrong in Europe , I can see us losing 4-1 after all no ones tested us in the spl yet maybe Motherwell will on Sunday always a tough place to go , if we do lose on thursday Lennon should get sacked he's spent all our money on duds ,

24 Aug 2010 21:42:59
Why people saying given to celtic use mad, we just signed a keeper today on loan, we aint going to sign another keeper, as we will have 4 keepers in first team, come on guys, aint going to happen now?

24 Aug 2010 21:39:27

Fellow tims, when are some of us going to live in the real world?keane and given won't be coming back to us so come on stop posting that they are, i would love to see em here but sadly not gonna happen, still need a frontman and a defender and that's us, there will be no big name.we, re looking not too bad as it is but crying out for an experienced forward to help out hooper.

24 Aug 2010 21:37:50
How is the Celtic midfeild stronger for old firm games celts will
have to many old firm debuts do they know what to expect? On the other hand rangers have only lost Thompson , and will replace with in the next week

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24 Aug 2010 21:28:24
OK Have to say comment about bananas was uncalled for and certainly not from the mouths of the vast majority of Celtic fans. Whilst i enjoy the banter I feel that the banter site is deteriorating into a cess pit of sectarianism and racism. I am a HUGE celtic supporter and whilst i would happily see rangers lose every game they play i abhore the UDA the IRA and the nutters who claim allegiance to anything religious and who spout abuse at each other just because the colour of their shirt is different. I appeal to all old firm supporters to ignore these cretins and keep the banter to football and not religion. HAIL HAIL the thunder is coming.

Totally argree with you no room for that garbage in football

, except I would like to see Celtic lose every game
ps before thunder the wind picks up and then the lighting starts and many times it strikes more than twice ?

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24 Aug 2010 21:15:35

24 Aug 2010 20:12:23Celtic had to pull out negotiations with Vladimir Weiss as Manchester City are not willing to sell/loan more than 1 player to any club. It is my understanding that this means Shay Given will sign for The Hoops before the Transfer Window closes. HAIL HAIL!

False m8 he rejected us because of champions league we won't get given we just got forster
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24 Aug 2010 20:25:21
To the spurs fan who almost fell of his perch ! ! if it wasnt for your tv/sky money you would be heehaw. . .wait a minute for all the big talk big money you have what have you won in the last ten years ?Domestic - league cup wooooowee!
Europe-nil#even a run in europe nope!

Ok i know scottish league isn't great but hey the old firm could fill your wembley stadium twice over with fans! you jumped up arse three qtr of your teams in the premier couldnt live without your tv money! best league in the world spanish mate fast attacking football .end of

24 Aug 2010 20:12:26
Gettin fed up with all the talk of keane /given/bellamy etc.coming to paradise i mean don't get me wrong i would love to see keane at parkhead but looking at the squad at the moment a good striker with a bit of pace would be all we need. Yes eagles is a good player but where are you going to play him? ? i think one cb joining one cb(loovens) leaving and a forward player signed by tuesday, come on bhoys this is our year! . . . .Oh! by the way to all the rangers fans who like putting silly comments on this board why don't you write about the fact that your best forward scored a hatrick at the weekend then as re payment got his wages slashed. LOYALTY! ! cheerio to three in a row hail hail.

chalkybhoy!

24 Aug 2010 20:11:54
24 Aug 2010 19:18:24Funny how lennon said he pulled out of a deal to sign weiss because he had enough wingers and now hes going for eagles, face it weiss choose us!

True but with our midfield stronger than rangers we will win the league i think old firm games are based on the midfield battle

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24 Aug 2010 19:18:24

Funny how lennon said he pulled out of a deal to sign weiss because he had enough wingers and now hes going for eagles, face it weiss choose us!

24 Aug 2010 19:13:06

Dundee utd left back paul dixon at parkhead rite nw to seal a 750k 4yr deal to celtic

weiss up you have allready signed 2 left backs fannybaws

24 Aug 2010 19:09:11
Lennon got 10m for mcgeady spent 600g on lb so more than 9m left his words were we need to clear space in the squad no need to sell.a know the mocket mob r thick but try listening instead of panickin n concentrate on yer own garbage.

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24 Aug 2010 16:44:35
OK Have to say comment about bananas was uncalled for and certainly not from the mouths of the vast majority of Celtic fans. Whilst i enjoy the banter I feel that the banter site is deteriorating into a cess pit of sectarianism and racism. I am a HUGE celtic supporter and whilst i would happily see rangers lose every game they play i abhore the UDA the IRA and the nutters who claim allegiance to anything religious and who spout abuse at each other just because the colour of their shirt is different. I appeal to all old firm supporters to ignore these cretins and keep the banter to football and not religion. HAIL HAIL the thunder is coming.

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24 Aug 2010 16:30:01

24 Aug 2010 15:56:48
CHRIS EAGLES WOULDN'T SIGN FOR RANGERS BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WANT TO COME TO THE S.P.L. WHY WOULD HE COME TO CELTIC


Chris eagles didn't sign for rangers because youz skint flints couldnt afford his wages!

24 Aug 2010 16:26:07

24 Aug 2010 16:13:21
"And who have you mugs signed? A chelsea and arsenal reject, past his best. Bellers actually said Celtic were a big draw by Cardiff were just too big a chance to turn down for him, do you just ignore what players say? Have you got a better source? Bellers never once mentioned Tittenham. Do we need to print and chortle at the list of players who you've been linked with and yet only managed to sign a hasbeen. Just you worry about not getting pumped by wee kids again."

FACT IS . . .WE DONT NEED TO SIGN ANYONE! OUR TEAM IS STATISTICALLY THE 4TH BEST TEAM IN ENGLAND , THE GREATEST LEAGUE IN FOOTBALL!
WE ARE IN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE. .
AND STILL , WE HAVE SIGNINGS TO COME !
YOU CELTIC FANS THINK YOU CAN SIGN ANYONE, BARCA AND CELTIC HAVE A GOOD RELATIONSHIP , WHAT BECAUSE THEY SLAPPED YOU ABOUT WITH CROSAS LOL JUST BECAUSE BOJAN AND CROSAS WERE IN THE BARCA YOUTHS . . MAKES THEM GREAT MATES? ?
SAF DID NOT OFFER OWEN TO PRESTON !
ALEX FERGUSON HAS ASSURED OWEN OF HIS FUTURE AT MAN U !
SAVIOLA ONE FINAL PAY OFF ? ?
A PACKET OF GOLDEN VIRGINIA AND A DEEP FRIED MARS BAR , I THINK NOT !
YOUR OPINION OF YOUR CLUB IS 40 YEARS OLD ! !
ACCEPT THAT YOUR NOT AS BIG AS RANGERS AN

* * * * * * THIS GUY IS CLEARLY A PERSON IN DISGUISE!* * * * OR DENIAL

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24 Aug 2010 16:13:21
"And who have you mugs signed? A chelsea and arsenal reject, past his best. Bellers actually said Celtic were a big draw by Cardiff were just too big a chance to turn down for him, do you just ignore what players say? Have you got a better source? Bellers never once mentioned Tittenham. Do we need to print and chortle at the list of players who you've been linked with and yet only managed to sign a hasbeen. Just you worry about not getting pumped by wee kids again."

FACT IS . . .WE DONT NEED TO SIGN ANYONE! OUR TEAM IS STATISTICALLY THE 4TH BEST TEAM IN ENGLAND , THE GREATEST LEAGUE IN FOOTBALL!
WE ARE IN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE. .
AND STILL , WE HAVE SIGNINGS TO COME !
YOU CELTIC FANS THINK YOU CAN SIGN ANYONE, BARCA AND CELTIC HAVE A GOOD RELATIONSHIP , WHAT BECAUSE THEY SLAPPED YOU ABOUT WITH CROSAS LOL JUST BECAUSE BOJAN AND CROSAS WERE IN THE BARCA YOUTHS . . MAKES THEM GREAT MATES? ?
SAF DID NOT OFFER OWEN TO PRESTON !
ALEX FERGUSON HAS ASSURED OWEN OF HIS FUTURE AT MAN U !
SAVIOLA ONE FINAL PAY OFF ? ?
A PACKET OF GOLDEN VIRGINIA AND A DEEP FRIED MARS BAR , I THINK NOT !
YOUR OPINION OF YOUR CLUB IS 40 YEARS OLD ! !
ACCEPT THAT YOUR NOT AS BIG AS RANGERS ANYMORE!

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24 Aug 2010 15:56:48
CHRIS EAGLES WOULDN'T SIGN FOR RANGERS BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WANT TO COME TO THE S.P.L. WHY WOULD HE COME TO CELTIC

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24 Aug 2010 13:58:57
23 Aug 2010 19:19:08
Fabio , Keane , Given , Bellamy , Saviola , Bojan , Owen . . . i mean WHAT THE F* K !

Look at the players you have brought in already , do you honestly think any of the players bought are near to the class of the above mentioned ?

Fabio - great back-up for Man Utd , along with his brother. . . don't expect this to happen either

Keane - We are not exactly flush on Strikers at the moment , with only Crouch available, this 100% won't happen. . . and still keane hasen`t been starting im a spurs fan aswell so im not really bothered about what he does as long as he is in the starting line up

Given - Maybe , but i believe he will stay at Man City , or maybe move to Fulham or Arsenal . . . i think if we made a proper pitch to him then we may have been in with a chance

Bellamy - don't need to comment . . . if cardiff werent in the race to sign him then i think we would have got him

Saviola - Benfica's best striker , not a chance . . . possible i think hes gettin old now so one final pay off sort of thing and cardozo is there best striker by miles

Owen - SAF already stated Owen has a major part to play this season , Champions League , best leage in world , one of the best teams in the world , NO CHANCE!. . . if SAF offered him to bristol city not to long ago im sure we could be in with a shout but i don't really want him to injury prone

Bojan - THAT IS JUST HILARIOUS ! , would get a game anywhere in the world , never would he join a team that NEEDS to qualify for the Europa ! . . . i think that is a big unfair mate barca and celtic have a good relationship and one of his good pals crosas is here but i don't think he has crossed lennys mind


Im a Spurs fan , just can't believe the rumours coming out of Celtic fans , Keane served you well last year , leave it at that.


And who have you mugs signed? A chelsea and arsenal reject, past his best. Bellers actually said Celtic were a big draw by Cardiff were just too big a chance to turn down for him, do you just ignore what players say? Have you got a better source? Bellers never once mentioned Tittenham. Do we need to print and chortle at the list of players who you've been linked with and yet only managed to sign a hasbeen. Just you worry about not getting pumped by wee kids again.

24 Aug 2010 13:55:27
Love this site, so funny, but one thing noticed, is not one of use guys have ever got a player right, seems to me that no one has inside info and all you do is take rumours from areas of web and spout out you know this, no one got newcastle keeper right, new left back from hondorus and big majic from sweden lol. face it use no sweet fa lmao still amusing though

24 Aug 2010 13:36:58
If Rangers win the league this year , you lot better hang your heads in shame , on the brink of financial disaster whilst you sign 9 players , would be a shocker if you don't win it !

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24 Aug 2010 11:36:31
Got to love this. .

There more current buns in here than at ibrox. . ha . .

Who cares more goals scored than use already. . come on the celtic. .

Celtic till i die. .

Re: take a look at the gers page muppet . . exactly the same as the ed said this is a banter site for Celtic not a site for Celtic fans . . . duh !

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24 Aug 2010 11:35:06
Why are so many rangers supporters on here. Is it because the intelligence on your page is like a dumbed down version of dumb and dumber. Not much happening on your side of things so you need to come on here and try slate us. There is a reason that the pages have been seperated into individual teams people. Its actually pretty sad being a rangers fan and going on a celtic site in your spare time.

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24 Aug 2010 10:52:24
Got to love this. .

There more current buns in here than at ibrox. . ha . .

Who cares more goals scored than use already. . come on the celtic. .

Celtic till i die. .

24 Aug 2010 10:35:01

Go to laugh at the buns slagging the attendance v st mirren, they got the same crowd as us(46,000)and that was the unfurling of the league flag at ibox, apparently theres still 150,000 of them been stuck in manchester since 2008.jj

Re: seriously ?! you realise how daft you look after saying that ! we filled 95% of our stadium compared to 76% for u lot!

how lennon must have been proud eh? his first full season in charge and prob the poorest opening attendance in celtics recent history.

explain ?

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24 Aug 2010 09:53:02
Listen to all you looney bins! Eagles, orbetran, macheda benaloune! Every1 of them were rangers targets! Admit that use are in a sad stare of affairs! You constantly say ire linked with big players Campbell( bought the big swede) salcedo (bought the Honduras lb) given(frazer foster?) and Bellamy. . . . ! We all no what happend there. Robbie keane? Please bloody behave yourself, he has already been up and that's that never again! Wee ging has already stated use have to sell first before you buy and nobody would take samaras fortune or the rest of the dribble use have! ! ! ! Please get realist ute rich charmain is only interested in making money! That's why u didn't buy fletcher when use almost had the league wrapped up! 3 million was to expensive! U didn't get a top class manager despite them all declare interest in managing Celtic(slavan bilic, co adriansse, Mick McCarthy, the list went on. Also dermot Desmond pays giovanni trapatonni's wages for Ireland almost 6million a year yet he can even give Lennon 1million a year! Ps Utrecht are very similar to Celtic aswell great home record poor away, they'll beat use 3 nothing on Thursday!

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24 Aug 2010 00:31:39
I thiought that this page was supposed to be for Celtic fans, it seems to be infested by "cream buns". {Editor's Note.....These pages are for anyone who wants to post. If you want to belong to a Celtic only site there are plenty around mate. But wouldn't you miss the banter?}

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