Celtic Banter Archive April 24 2012
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24 Apr 2012 23:09:33
" I feel very sorry for Airdrie and their supporters but we’re running a business. We have given them repeated warnings and felt they were playing on our good nature.”
Chairman David Murray on Airdrie during their liquidation.
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The shame of it.
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24 Apr 2012 22:55:13
I thought it might be Ed, lol. I'm curious now, I thought it was one of those Ed games but it seems its just you. Messi was poor again tonight perhaps you are right about Ronaldo being better saying that Barca were very poor, 2-0 up playing ten men and draw 2-2 not good.
JFT96
Smithy {Ed007's Note - :-)
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24 Apr 2012 22:18:16
What a performance from Chelsea Ed! Very impressed, am I dreaming or did Torres actually score? What a knob Terry is though, I'm not a hater but him, can't stand him. Drogba was immense though, and Ramires' goal suberb.
I've noticed that you have been spelling a lot of peoples names wrong recently Ed what's that about? Bad spelling or something more sinister?
JFT96
Smithy {Ed007's Note - It is far more sinister.}
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24 Apr 2012 21:15:41
I bet the Chelsea players are s**tting themselves knowing their wives are in the stadium and john terrys been let loose
:-) Mrs E {Ed007's Note - A tinge of jealousy maybe Mr E......
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Can't believe they put out Barca.Was hoping for Barca/Bayern final.(sorry ed)
Jungle Bhoy. {Ed007's Note - I'm a Madrid man JB.]
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Wtf was the challenge tho ? bet thats swept away eh ?
think pep could be on his way thoughts ?
lenny
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Gary Neville is up there with Andy Walker as the worst summariser going . His voice is so grating and his reaction at Torres,s goal was cringeworthy . So sad that we,ll not see a Classico final ,never mind off for a bit of Facejacker to cheer me up......DH
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Me either although Torres...I was impressed !
Ed please, JT is not my type at all lol Mrs E {Ed007's Note - He is not a nice person or a gentleman, I think you are more Rooney's dream age ;-)
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Very cheeky Ed007 lol ~ Mrs E
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I knew that ed,that's why i said sorry for wanting Barca to play Bayern.I can't stand Madrid and hope they still get put out.I'm a big Barca fan.
Jungle Bhoy.
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24 Apr 2012 20:39:27
This fom the slug mccoist.That's their problem although I cannot say I'm not enjoying this what's happening to them Ally Mccoist 1994.
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24 Apr 2012 19:58:27
barca or chelesa
lenny
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24 Apr 2012 19:24:10
Dear bhoys/ghirls can anyone see a
wee flaw in these two arguments made
today by Duff & Duffer...
Statement 1) You cannot blame
Rangers for the actions of one man
Craig Whyte as he was in total command
Statement 2) As Mr Withey had overall
responsiblity Collyer Bristow must share
most of the blame....
Both factual statements made today
my 8 month old nephew spotted the
glaring mistake right away....
Get me Beltrami..... Timalloy
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24 Apr 2012 19:18:31
The SFA have banned Craig Whyte for life from Scottish Football . Celtic have launched an appeal!....DH
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24 Apr 2012 19:09:25
is daryll king an admitted rangers fan because if he isnt doing very good job of hiding it?
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He is losing the plot on clyde tonite.
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Hate that clown.henke7
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Here agh wish he wiz loosin the plot IN the CLYDE,
jist me moanin face
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24 Apr 2012 18:54:22
To all Bluenoses......
Your arrogance is astounding! It really is laughable how everyone's against Rangers, the SFA have it in for the club, it's the SFA's fault Rangers are in financial ruin, you're going to boycott this and boycott that.......you lot sound like Celtic supporters, the supporters you mock! haha
Now the shoe's on the other foot and you're all crying wolf, my oh my the irony of it all.
I told you all last year the books were a shambles and you gave me it tight.......well, I've been vindicated and I'm absolutely delighted. Yes, Celtic fans are all over this page, and so they should be, it's payback!
Rangers are at fault, so Rangers have to be punished, you were all happy with Murray's egotistical overspending from day one and look where it's ended up. All your biscuit tin and tenner for every fiver have come back to bite you on the spotty botty! lol
Sir David Murray, your legendary ex-chairman, is the real culprit in all this - he accumulated the debt, he sold to Whyte, he ran off to France and his silence is deafening. Craig Whyte's just a wee chancer who capitalised on an opportunity and he took it - who gave him that opportunity? Hmmmm!
Enjoy!
Miko xx
(a wee xtra kiss for you PaulRFC, ma wee darlin) lol
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Miko, if Rangers fans understood Irony...
or Karma??...
One of my bear pals told me he "was not going to sit quietly by while Rangers died" I agreed and said I was going to
jump up and down, clap my hands, put on a happy face and listen to the Soldier Song as I ate my jelly and ice cream....
Hail hail Timalloy
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Belter Timmy!
Miko
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Hear hear Miko , when Sir Minty Magicdust was spending all those tenners (He didn't actually have) all these poor afflicted , aggrieved , innocent , arrogant , undignified , remorseless , braindead SHEEP were all lapping it up , did it never occur to any of yous where he was getting all the money ? Rangers have cheated teams out of trophies and money for years now , they have cheated Scottish football fans (Of other clubs) for years , you've had your day , now its time to put up or shut up , no one is out to put Rangers out the game , you are doing it to yourselves .
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24 Apr 2012 18:50:07
Aw poor wee rangers everybody is
ganging up on them. Aye right. Cheating
must never be rewarded.
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Hey cam doon ah minute dont be sa hersh ma sun
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24 Apr 2012 18:39:38
Is it not about time David Murray got striped off his knighthood? This man is a criminal, dress it how ever u want he broke the law with not payin tax?
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Has he really broke the law?
When was the verdict?
TTG
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Deluded Rankers! So not if but when it is proven he didn't pay tax, should he be stripped of his knighthood?
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24 Apr 2012 18:29:47
Hi Ed it just show you what we already knew about that fat sally, whatdya make of him canceling one of his players for an op,,, he took it upon himself to cancel it very un proffesional
A very poor exuse of a man with all his whispering antics ,people should now realise what hes all about
In neil lennon I trust(a real person what you see is what you get)..,.,.,.,.,kbarry. Rankers deserve evrything they get.
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Aye ah no am wae you big chap its such a shame cos big laaffo wiz goin in tae hiv the final op tae be a wumin 100%, here it must be horribul bein like that a wumin trapt inside a a wumins boady!
here ed ahd luv that bein trapt inside a wumins boady,whits it like?
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24 Apr 2012 18:29:39
I'll post here as the ED chose not to post on the others page.
What Punishment do you think Rangers should have got?
Also is this punishment for double contracts or just administration, fit and proper person etc?
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They got it for bringing the game into disrepute and not paying Dundee Utd gate receipts. The supporters are now comparing their actions to Neil Lennon having a go at referees. What about the punishment handed down to Diouf & Bougherra (who manhandled the ref) after last season's 'shame game'. Mrs E
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/17821054
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I don't even think anybody knows what it's for. Where did they think of the transfer embargo? That is the question on a lot of people's lips at the moment. It's as if the SFA didn't know what sort of punishment to hand down and just slapped a transfer emabargo on Rangers.
It wasn't just Rangers who failed to notice Craig Whyte was a dodgy character....it was the SFA also. I think this punishment is to cover up the fact they are just as liable as Rangers.
The timing of it all completely stinks!!
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This transfer embargo is no punishment at all. they wouldnt be signing any players anyway. the dream of the faithful that a sugar daddy will appear and plough money in while paying the debts is tosh. theres been 4 years for that to happen. craig gets a fine he wont pay. rangers are in so much debt you could fine them 10 million and it would make no difference. methinks they protest too much.
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24 Apr 2012 18:07:26
with all this rangers supporters assembly (what a stupid effin name to have in 2012) rangers supporters trust etc (why do they have 3 of these things ?) talk of boycotts and everything it might be an idea to look ahead.
greenock 2022. (10 years after rangers went bust)
wee boy... ' dad can i go tae the morton game on saturday wae ma pals, it's st. mirren ?'
dad... ' whit ? we'll have nae talk of going tae fitba in this hoose, dont ye remember whit happened tae rangers ?'
wee boy... ' naw dad i dont'
dad '... well ye'll stay in wae me and watch videos of the rangers uefa cup run'
wee boy... ' but dad it's boring, theres never any goals, last week hibs beat dundee 5-4 and ah heard it wus brilliant'
dad... 'you just listen tae me, alistair walter craig symington, the year after you were born was the year the sfa and morton and celtic and aw the others ye want tae go and watch stuck the knife in tae dear old innocent rangers just because they owed 134 million pounds and had been making dodgy payments tae players.'
wee boy... ' well can ah go and play fiba wae the boys ?'
dad ' look ,we're naw a fitba family'
wee boy...' is that why we watch them rangers videos dad ?'
dad ' noo go an get ready, we're taking yer maw up tae the tesco hyper store at govan.'
the following saturday alistair sneeked off with his pals to watch a 3-3 draw at cappielow in front of a full house. the result kept both clubs in contention for a euro place. alistair and hundreds of others in greenock became a morton fan for life and the same happened all over scotland.
how long can the boycotts last ?
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This is, quite possibly, the daftest comment on this forum I have ever seen.
Even Timalloy doesn't post insane drivel like this.........
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Aye he diz!
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Insane ? just asking how long you can boycott football. if rangers die who will you support ?
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24 Apr 2012 17:09:16
here you ya big midden howuv ye been hows the peg jake?
here see "the peg" jist the sound ae that wan wurd send martin chivers doon auld pats spine ( here ah wondur where ma spine went/)
they wur the maistist feard gang in the whole ae glesga! well springy it leest, well parts ae it anywaey.roon aboot balgaryhull, taewards the tap end,in the park bit,next tae the pond,well the wee hut wher the boats used tae be,nixt tae the bin...........
naw jist thinkin aboot it they wur iz scary iz a craigo fine,am aff tae spraypaint a wa! ed dae ye waant me tae spray yur name oan it?????
here you you huvnae spoke tae me since a set fire tae yur hoose
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24 Apr 2012 16:26:12
Green Jhedi.
Saw your post where you alluded to our archaic rule for forighn talent. And have to agree.
Now. Football clubs quite often are able to put themselves as sponsors of signings on the grounds that the player will benefit the club as a whole. We seem to be able to do it for Arfica but nowhere else. Like South America. Where we lose out big time to clubs elsewhere like holland for example. Now If the Scottish government ( if we get independance) could be able to control its immigration laws better. Would it not be possible that clubs in scotland would be able to support the work permit of a maximum 7 players from overseas from anywhere on the planet Who are under 18, if they are willing to A. Teach them english. B. Help with Any educational needs the person may have to tie in with Local laws surrounding education. C. Provide the government with all information to keep everything the right side of the law regarding permits etc. We already get exceptions sometimes as i alluded too but only when they are over 18. Whats wrong with us importing kids if we feel they could bring something to youth football and senior football in scotland? the more good players there are throughout all levels of the game the better our own will become by playing against those of a higher abilty than them. We could turn scotland into a youth football breeding ground for all nationalities. We have an opportunity , prob only in independance, To put scotland right at the front of the worlds conveyor belt of young talent, By being able to provide a haven for young talent from anywhere in the world get entry into the lucrative european game.
yes we would have to come up against the likes of barca etc etc for the very best. But in a situation where they are offered just as good facilities ( as these would have to be improved to be a hub) as a barca for example. Young players will have more opportunity to progress in competitive scottish football.
Prob all pipe dreams but with a relaxition of these archaic rules we have maybe there is more like this than can be done... Should have planned this out more but there you go.
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Evinin you " man who haz pipe dreems must be popeye ur plumbur!"
mathew paragraf 2 page 4,
let hum withoot sin throw the furst brick evinin aw
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Here how dae ye no speek english evingyou uevn
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Perdón Pat. Trataré de hablar en inglés más, pero no sé que lengua digo la mitad el tiempo
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Oh and pat , let he without said brick throw the nearest chuckable heavy object!
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Ok will try that again without accents lol -
Perdon Pat. Tratare de hablar en ingles mas, pero no se que lengua digo la mitad el tiempo
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Here thats no wee snatcho novo iz it?
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24 Apr 2012 15:15:22
The other 10 clubs will have been planning and colluding ahead of their meeting on 30th.
They will work on the bsis that Rangers will be in Div 3. Revenue for Celtic will be significantly as they will vote for a more equitable dividion of monies. Celtic will have to reduce season tickets because of no OF games.
The other 10 will have to seriously reduce their costs next seaqson to survive.
The Jambos will come through best and, although Celtic will definitely win the league next season, Hearts will challenge them seriously in the following seasons.
The league will be much more interesting with other teams eventually strengthed and Celtic, in relative terms, weakened.
Jambo
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Here jambo see that culludin is that wer the famous battul wiz n also dae ye live in a cassul,wae awyur servints ur wee hibbeez?
its jist thit ma namez wee pat n ye mite no huv herd fae me bit thur mite be ah wee bit ae bizzo thit s cumin ma waey,intrestit,ah must be honist ah ust tae hate the jamboz bit am warmin tae this wan
( a bit)
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Talking crap the scumbos will be out the game shortly they have massive debts and are struggling big time the sooner them and the forces of darkness go bust the better for all society
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Nice one jambo. welcome to the fray. there is sense in what you say. ye'll get short shrift here though.
come on we want some dons and hibees and arabs tae start as well. long live scottish football.
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Wee Vlad will unleash his millions! Beware!
Jambo
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24 Apr 2012 13:13:59
ED007, just heard John McMillan of Rangers Supporters Trust, live on
radio Scotland try to bring Neil Lennon into all Rangers troubles. This is not a minority, most of these sad bears hate Lennon for being what he is a Nothern Irish Roman Catholic manager of Celtic....
I am now very anxious about game on Sunday (if it goes ahead) as the hatred coming from Ibrox is palpitable, I hope police have extra men ready for Sunday as sadly I think another Manchester - could be coming, and I hope and pray I am wrong....
Be careful bhoys/ghirls especially
going to and coming from game...
Timalloy
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Strangely enough my mate,not missed a Celtic game for years is passing on it as well.He reckons it will kick off because of this.Lets hope all the decent fans,on both sides get home safe...........green jhedi
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Trouble from Rangers supporters?
Morton
Hearts
Arsenal
Lincoln
Ibrox (under 17)
Shall I go on?
There are morons who support both clubs so rather than blaming Rangers how about starting with your own fans first.
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Timalloy get a grip honestly.
Joe
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Barcelona,villareal,psv,manchester,aberdeen twice a season,every hibees game,the list is endless, shall i go on?
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Yea cos they all are another manchester eh,..........green jhedi
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Rangers fans have a VERY RECENT history of violence.
And that history stretches back many years. Imagine winning the ECWC and immediately starting to riot.
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24 Apr 2012 09:53:54
I think there are solid grounds for calling in the police to investigate the whole Rangers situation!
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They allegedly have been investigating it all!
its went quiet though
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They are already investigating Rangers.
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Well the police already are investigating them, or they should be. Also remember they have had fraud squad there in the past!
correct me if im wrong Ed but it was about boumsong was it not?
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Afternoon Evinguu (not got same ring as "evening Evinguu") I don't know about Boumsong but bears are now having a SWANSONG (ouch!) LOL Timalloy
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Hey bluepetur wherz ma fkn badge,
1982 goat ah badge fur carin fur sick animuls,nevur goat ma badge,
( mind you ah didnae no they wur sick when ah backed thum)
hee haw posso pat rides again,
rite wherz thaem kn blue nites a feel a skware go cumin oan eddy boay
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24 Apr 2012 09:41:03
lots a brekkin news n brekkin gless this mournin eddy bhoy,
wee craigo banned fur life ( fae where?)n fined 200big wans ( am gonna luv tae see thum get it)
the ranjurs canae sine a playur fur a year,so nuthin new ther then? wee sally sade" fk me thats a releef that takes abit a pressure aff me then ppppphhhhEW!
this hiz aw the hallmarks uv a day in the sarrie ed man the barra cadz sound the trumpet ya trumpets,angus get thaem 2 year auld pies back oot the cirkus iz bak in toon
aw the blue nites ur sunk.....
aw the sale sharks huv hid aw thur teeth takin oot.....
here wits that noise ed ??
ah think it mite be big bryin kinnidy runnin up the haurd shoodur ae the m74,wae ah tesco bag full ah dough//////////n am rite behind um
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24 Apr 2012 08:22:24
So basically CW has told the SFA to sing for their momey. Is there nothing that the SFA can do to get this from him? I see the good old DR is looking after SDM and ensuring all the bad stuff said is pointed towards CW. CW only finished off what the others have been doing for years. Murray should be fined and banned as well, not to mention the Knighthood which was strangely not given to Big Jock
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24 Apr 2012 09:11:42
does non payment of fines mean sine die
for rangers
or will liquidation come first.
and when will the old rankers board have there day in court!
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24 Apr 2012 08:24:02
you have to laugh at dingwall and his cronies,bleating on about bias within the sfa!If he looks close enough the sfa handed out this punishment because the eyes of the world are finally on them because of the good work of certain "internet bampots" and respected news journalists from down south.Take your punishment,boycott away games if you like,no-one wants you-we don't care!!!!
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24 Apr 2012 08:00:46
Morning Jims,
No signings for a year, players will be leaving for pennies (or nowt when you go into liquidation), big laugherty suspended fur slappin McCoist aboot the chins, £160k fine and Craig Whyte banned from Scottish football and fined £200k......doubt the SFA will get a penny from Gers or Whyte cos, eh....... they don't do paying up! lol
If Carlsberg did administrations......
Get it right up those Percy's! pmsl
Miko x
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Nice one Miko
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24 Apr 2012 02:05:52
My version of :
Never Buy The Sun by Billy Bragg .
Someone's hiding in the bushes with a telephoto lense ,
While their editor assure them , the means justify the ends ,
Coz we only slag off Rangers and its all a bit of fun ,
But the osteriches never buy the sun ,
The fans of the dying club ,
Cling desperately to hope ,
While journo's take improper payments ,
In thick brown envelopes ,
And nobody in the newsroom asks ,
Where this informations from ,
But the osteriches never buy the sun ,
Tabloid make their money ,
Printing bulls**t that baffles brains ,
And they cynically hold up their hands ,
If anyone complains ,
And they say , What ? ,
We're just giving the people what they want ,
The Gers are crying out for "Justice"
, Gers fans crying out for "Justice" ,
And the man they call the digger ,
Casts a proprietary eye ,
Over what goes on at Ibrox ,
And what their saying on Sky ,
And Whyte says he's fit and proper ,
Young and Jackson sing his "Song" ,
But the osteriches never buy the sun ,
SFA executives they hang their heads in shame ,
Tell us with their hand on heart ,
That Neil Lennon is to blame ! ,
But everyone who loves that kiss n tell ,
You must share the blame as well .
But the osteriches never buy the sun ,
Tabloids making millions ,
Printing bulls**t that baffles brains ,
And they cynically hold up their hands ,
If anyone complains ,
And say , look , we're just giving the people what they want ,
Gers fans are crying out for "Justice" ,
Gers fans crying out for "Justice" ,
In the corridors of power ,
They all sit down to sup (Burgundy and succulent lamb) ,
With Murray and his minions ,
They drool on his opinions ,
And the Politicians wring their hands ,
And say whats to be done ,
But the osteriches never buy the sun ,
Well no one comes out well ,
When all is said and done ,
But still the osteriches never buy the sun .
Drewzybhoy .
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Learning more and more about yer musical tastes Dbhoy not bad, though you must have a lot of time on your hands
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Had a bit of free time last night , thought that song fitted in well with the Rangers situation , even more so with last nights' revelations , much weeping and wailing to come from , DiGngwall , McMillan and co , the story is getting better and better .... You can follow it in the sun lol . Drewzybhoy .
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