Celtic Banter Archive April 23 2013

 

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23 Apr 2013 23:47:14
this easdale guy looks dodgy as f@@ck. I have it from a very reliable source that they would be far better off with green or whyte. don't want to say too much but let's just say the vat fraud was all that could be proved. and that's straight from a boy in blue and I don't mean a sevco fan {Ed007's Note - My family have had dealings with them through the scrap metal trade over the years. I know all about them.}

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23 Apr 2013 23:04:31
Can someone remind me who Paul McBride QC (god rest his soul) criticised and they threatened to sue him and he told them to bring it on and they bottled out? Was it SDM or Craig Whyte or someone from sevco? {Ed007's Note - Wasn't it the SFA??}

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23 Apr 2013 22:02:41
Read the poor excuse for a Sun report where everyone's favourite part time flute player defends that shower. Worst bit about it was the reference to having always been honest and upfront with the fans! When are the poor excuse for media and the editors who let this pass going to pull people up. The rest of the sorry reporting in other reports centres around what we've all been writing on here and via other online sites for months. Infuriating and I just wish this disgusting mob wld disappear once and for all. Victims then, victims now, victims forever - shower of c@nts. Stevo

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23 Apr 2013 20:36:52
The greatest lie I've read in the press this week and read again on blogs is that Rangers are now "irrelevant".

Don't be fooled or lower your guard. These people scuppered Scottish reconstruction less than a week ago. They are capable through their proxies and agents of mischief and trouble through to damage.

Three owners come and gone, administration and full liquidation and no one layed off. Daily lies, regulation breaking and zero action from the SFA or authorities.

Irrelevant my ass.

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23 Apr 2013 20:43:23
Got to say the season ticket reduction is fantastic news from Celtic and Peter Lawwell.
I read some unnamed poster (as usual) predicting this the other week and thought it was a typo (extra zero)! thank F^c% I never posted a dry reply! lol
But let's see how the 'Media' in Scotland report it. No doubt as a 'cynical gesture' to head off dropping attendances, due to a certain defunct club no longer being in the top division. Yawn.
I have posted recently about attendances in the whole of Scotland and possibly even summer football to address the problem - I just hope some other Clubs look at Celtics example and remember their is a recession still on for their own fans.
Remember, as Big Jock said "football is nothing without the fans".
Well done Celtic and all involved.

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23 Apr 2013 20:24:19
Just had a look at some of the teams wee can meet on the champions league going to be very very tricky edd what you think our chances are m8 Joe bhoy {Ed007's Note - It all depends on the draw Joe. No need to panic until we know what we are up against.}

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23 Apr 2013 19:59:18
announcing a tv Scotland production of:
ON THE BUSSES!
STARRING CHARLES GREEN " as Blaikie,
Craig Whyte as "Stan"'
Martin Bain as "Arthur",
Lee Maculloch as Olive,
Allan Magregor as " jack",
& lastly Allistair Mcoist as "mum".
Let us take you on a wonderful tour of outer Glasgow, through the eyes of the local madcap bus company called "SEVCO", marvel at the jolly antics our cast of Glasgows working class,
a must for ALL the family!
not to be missed,

" ah canae remember the last time a laughed so much ( mind you a canae remember ANYTHING!) billy connolly,
" a never thote ahd see the day ad laff it the sevco agin bit it wiz side splittin!" Andy Cameron
" casting big martin bain as "Arfur" was sheer genius
Neil lennon,
" full of double meanings just like sevco!" Sir David Murray,
" once agin I'm a no even ina volved!"Frankie sand dancer, "
"it beats eatin 13 Broxy burgers every night!"
Big Boab from river city,
" great family fun fur aw the family, a huvnae hid this much fun since the buroo paid 2 k intae ma nank accoont bae mistake & a pit the loat oan sellik tae win the double!" Posso Pat,
COMING TO A STADIUM NEAR YOU!
CONCESHUNS AVAILABLE AW SEVCONIANS MUST BE ACCOMPANIED BAE ANUTHUR WAN
if you thought that "bomber browns boys" was fun. !" John Brown
" I fkn wet my pants man!" John Barrowman (nuthin new there then!)

late night coaches free from georges square courtesy of mcgills!
( a name you can trust (TM)

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23 Apr 2013 18:59:16
On TV news Green is selling all his shares to a Glasgow bus tycoon.

Surprise surprise, no link to club, he gets blame for everything and club dodges punishment? Surely not?

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23 Apr 2013 18:09:58
There was a post yesterday :-

'Surely Celtic must market next seasons tickets as the most successful operating club in Scotland? The originals. And await sevco taking us to court over it'

Now I know opinions vary but I thought this was a really bad idea and gave my reason why!

Today, in my opinion, Celtic have got their markerting spot-on. Its all about the Scottish Champions and they have taken into account what their fans want.

As Peter Lawwell says 'Our foundations are strong, we have real stability and we look ahead to a bright future for the club with absolute confidence'

Celtic's ex-Glasgow rivals (RFC) are not important. We have a new Glasgow derby with Partick Thistle now.

Mrs E

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23 Apr 2013 16:53:07

Craig Mather will be confirmed as the new chief executive of Rangers once Charles Green's departure from the role has been formalised.
Green confirmed he would be stepping down on Friday.
Mather, 43, bought 10% of the club in July of 2012 with a remit to assist with youth development.

We were told Green was the biggest shareholder with 8. 6% now we're told this guy has 10%. Incredulous! So there's more lies there then. They're also punting this guys blue credentials saying he was a schoolboy fan who attended Ibrox. The gullible eejits will lap it up off the floor.

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23 Apr 2013 16:16:18
It's official bhoys & ghirls a £100 decrease in the price of adult season tickets for next year, also the £50 kids season ticket is back. Couple of other deals ther for 13-16 yr olds & 16-18 years, thank you for listening to the faithful of Glasgow Celtic. Over & over we shall follow you! HH AbS

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23 Apr 2013 16:11:29
Lloyds Bank, the sfa, Lords Nimmo-Smith, Carloway and Hodge, D&P, various Politicians including the Prime Minister and First Minister of Scotland have all been involved in some capacity with this Rangers debacle. Some of the decisions made or statements have been incredulous and the backing of dubious characters unsound. I believe there's a great deal to come out and someone like Alex Thomson should look to higher places.

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23 Apr 2013 15:53:00
Celtic football club reward fans with £100 off the price of season tickets for next year.

Nice one.

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23 Apr 2013 15:51:18
After Craig Whyte, the SFA changed its rules and did a "fit and proper person test" on Charles Green. He was summoned to Hampden for interviews and asked to bring evidences of his backers for fit and proper person tests on each of them. The SFA stated yes his backers, including the Indonesian guy who uses at least two names (Allen?), were all above board and fit and proper as was Green and cleared him to purchase the assets using sevco5088. The SFA confirmed his backers needed discretion and no publicity but it was all above board.
SFA then gave the new club formed partly from these assets an "associate" license to play.

The SFA are culpable and negligent here.

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23 Apr 2013 15:08:25
The mainstream media must now round on all of them, tell Jabba to shove it, and start hounding them with the difficult questions. The media were complicit in shafting the fans twice and must now hound all of them for the truth because the fans want the truth, all of it.
The Hacks must be let slip off the leash to do what they do.

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23 Apr 2013 14:44:38
here ed av been telt tae invest in ayul, bit when ah look it yur spead bettin thingy oan the site it disnae say ayul it says oil?
wtf is that anywaey dae ye need sum ayul mibee fur yur ankul? {Ed007's Note - Don't invest in 'ayul' wee man, look what happened last time with Berkovic...}

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23 Apr 2013 12:54:52

This RFC are in the process of liquidation and were recently fined around £250,000 by the Scottish Premier League after being found guilty of failing to correctly register players.

If being found guilty of failing to correctly register players does not diminish any success you may have had then Celtic being Scottish Champions having not played RFC all season (which would be impossible anyway given they are deid) mostly definitely does NOT !!!

Yes there is some incarnation that has scrapped its way to winning division 3, probably frightened the part–time opposition with strange ghoulish noises as it was certainly not by playing good football !! But this incarnation poses no threat to Celtic and are an irrelevance.

I know a few bears are hurting and I could see that on Sunday but please, if you possibly can, do not go on embarrassing yourselves with these statements. Concentrate on your new mess and the next mess which is sure to come. Leave being Scottish Champions to worthy winners CELTIC FOOTBALL CLUB

Yes, Celtic do have a larger wage bill than their competitors in the SPL but unless you have been living under a rock then you will know this was to compete in Europe’s elite competition. This ‘wage bill’ was dwarfed in Europe but seen Celtic progress to the last 16 of the competition.

Mrs E

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23 Apr 2013 12:50:06
bill mcturdo, has made no secret of his backing for chuckles. iv'e just read his latest. '' the shameful treatment of charles green ''
here he tries to make a case for this lying, cheating sycophantic clown. and how the peepul will want him back. would it not have been easier to say '' I was wrong about this crook ''
no, mcturdo butters him up and tries to paint him whiter that whyte { pun intended }. don't read it, it will make you sick. so chuckles if you fancy some man love, mcturdo is yours. shammy

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23 Apr 2013 12:41:23
rite boays heres the gem rite?
who in your honist opinyin is the best oot ae these well nown boay bandsg,
n the nominees ur.
1. duff and duffer fur ( dividit we staun2012 vershun)
2. the blue knights ( fur jist anuthur person in the wa)
3. craig whyte ( kind find my way hame 2012 vershun!)
4 wee sally vershun ae " behind the green door (curtesy ae shaky stevins)
5. the skint perry masons ( don't stoap me nooo)
ansurs oan a caird tae usuald addo

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23 Apr 2013 12:16:15
I think you bhoys will owe us big time soon. Even though you may be prevented from joining the English pyramid system, at least you will be able to cheer on some of your players in next season's Premier League. When we sign them.

Redbird

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23 Apr 2013 12:29:17
Another clerical error from The Rangers.
Their sponsor is actually Black Heart Cider.

Ian

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23 Apr 2013 11:48:42
There are many questions about whether we will find it intimidating but after Celtic I don't fear anywhere. If you go and play at a full Celtic Park on a Champions League night then you can play anywhere. The fans create a crazy atmosphere like nothing I have ever heard - I doubt even the Allianz Arena can compete with that ~ Andres Iniesta

Mrs E

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23 Apr 2013 11:02:50
They need "a man who knows what the club is all about" it wouldn't surprise me if lunatic manoeuvres were afoot to bring back sacked sectarian bigot Findlay QC as CEO. You heard it here first. They've crawled in the gutter and nothing is beneath their desperation now. The only issue is whether Findlay lost his common sense again and would front this sham. If he does, I believe SDM IS BEHIND EVERYTHING.

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23 Apr 2013 10:08:11
I'm hearing Charles green was last seen flying to Monaco on a blue hover pitch, with a filled warchest under his arm shouting au revoir le gullible.

Dirty Rotten Scoundrel.

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23 Apr 2013 09:54:07
McCoist was and is a poster boy for share sales and season ticket sales.
He was played up to legend status by SDMs tame press to help with the rally and coffers. He was given the we don't walk line by Murray at Auchenhowie. He then drove away and repeated it.
Green was briefed to be verbal and play the victims against the world and bigotry card to bring in the money. Works every time.

Shares down -3. 25% and it isn't even 10am.

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