Celtic Banter Archive October 22 2017

 

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22 Oct 2017 21:38:15
Not Celtic related but does anyone on heard actually kick a baw regularly?
If so have you tried they shin guards that are built into the socks?

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{Ed007's Note - I've backheeled my right nut (or was it my left) the other night sitting in bed with my leg tucked under me bit I was wearing fishnets at the time.}

22 Oct 2017 21:54:28
Oh ED I was waiting to post the video for that and now u let the cat out the bag . I was looking for it to be a best seller lol.

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{Ed007's Note - Kicking or clipping your own haw-maws is one of the worst pains in the world, let a woman experience that and they'll soon be back at work after lunch once they've given birth.}

22 Oct 2017 22:01:38
i hate when u sit full force on one brings tears to a grown man.

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{Ed007's Note - A squashed nad or nads should be an acceptable excuse for missing work. That pain in your stomach has got to be worse than any periods cramp or childbirth contraction.}

22 Oct 2017 22:13:33
Well that's cleared up if the shin guards are any good ed007 cheers๐Ÿ˜‚.

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{Ed007's Note - Kev if you're fit enough to be still kicking a ball about you deserve pelters! I've not walked without crutches for 7 years, Timalloy's the oldest person that can use the internet, Welshboy's due to appear on Danny Dyer's UK's Oldest Ultra and Jamie's not managed a hard-on since last Christmas.
My advice - buy a protective box/cup, don't tell the Mrs and tell her it turns you on getting a high heel in the nads, after that she'll help you try out your weird fetish sock things - don't lead with that or she'll think you're a freak.}

22 Oct 2017 23:13:03
too funny.

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23 Oct 2017 08:39:26
When I worked on the rigs many of the rooms had bunk beds and the top bunks had wee raised side bars to stop you rolling off in your sleep. We called them knacker crackers. I got up to go water the plants once and (I used to sleep commando) being half asleep, and relatively young, I actually leapt out the bed. Caught one of the family jewels and boaby between palm and bar. JEEZO did that hurt. There is me, 2am waking the medic up to check me out. To add to the tale, the medic was as bent as the proverbial nine bob bit (lovely guy and brilliant medic but just that way inclined) Took one look and was all smiles and oohing and ahhhing etc. Anyway, gave me some pills saying, " these will ease the pain and hopefully keep the swelling as I am sure your wife will be happier. "
Naw, its no fun getting the auld man and his two mates crushed.

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22 Oct 2017 23:43:49
Does a semi at today's"semi" count Ed when that Moult lob hits the back of the net? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ€.

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{Ed007's Note - That was a peach of a goal.}

23 Oct 2017 11:21:32
Never said I was fit enough. Just turn up now to make up the numbers.
Can even catch the young guys to kick them anymore.
Wife already thinks I am a freak. ๐Ÿ˜‚.

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{Ed007's Note - Lucky Bhoy ;-)

22 Oct 2017 19:14:48
my wummin is watchin xfactor, so for a good laugh im going to go on the the dark side page, i could do with a good laugh :D.

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22 Oct 2017 19:19:08
"prob 3 players short of a very good squad" ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

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22 Oct 2017 20:09:50
Bring in Mike Ashley now ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ.

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22 Oct 2017 21:05:19
Father Pedro must stay.

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23 Oct 2017 20:40:20
frankiebhoy
Is that a real quote from them? Honestly?
They are bonkers - Alves and Pedro are completely round the bend - and if that is true, the fans are even bloody worse!

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23 Oct 2017 20:41:12
Does anyone have a link to the dark side please?

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22 Oct 2017 19:04:39
Just endured Sportscene only to realise that at 4 mins to seven they started to talk about the cup ties and not a single highlight to be seen. Not a happy camper.

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22 Oct 2017 19:18:04
Snap! But then realised BBC have no rights to the league cup ๐Ÿ˜’.

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22 Oct 2017 18:42:24
Tell all the huns you know you, ll never get 3 in a row. You might manage 1, you might manage 2, but you, ll never get 3 in a row.

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22 Oct 2017 18:07:57
No Sunday Pint with the suit today Tim.

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22 Oct 2017 18:40:08
@Campsie Bhoy he was otherwise engaged today, and I doubt he will come near any pub I am in for a while, maybe 2030 lol.

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22 Oct 2017 20:33:43
Hereโ€™s hoping mate letโ€™s pray for Pedro.

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22 Oct 2017 17:59:47
Guys grab a beer and the popcorn! Their page is in meltdown! Last week's world beaters are this week's empty jerseys ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ king and Pedro must stay.

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22 Oct 2017 18:19:17
I just had a peek and I must say it is very enjoyable to say the least ๐Ÿ˜‚.

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22 Oct 2017 18:20:28
I've got a bet with a klan supporting mate that Pedro will not win three games on the bounce. I actually feared losing that today. Step forward the mighty (as far as Rangers are concerned) Motherwell. The bad news is we get an alright side in the draw.

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22 Oct 2017 19:19:27
so apart from 1) the ref to blame.


"unfortunately I think 2) the media donโ€™t like him and see him as an easy target since day one. 3) Scottish Football is not welcoming to foreigners, is not receptive to forward thinking and better ideas/ footballing philosophies, and that is why scottish football is falling behind the rest of Europe (including Luxemburg) . "

And I'm singing - Your Shoite and You Know you are deluded cos you think you aren't Shoite.

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22 Oct 2017 20:10:36
The general op on there deluded pages is that motherwell kicked them off the park no mention of alves kick on moult or moult getting elbowed and requiring clips but they're hurting bhoys si should we go easy on them.

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22 Oct 2017 16:33:01
I'd have Louis Moult as our 3rd choice forward any day of the week, that guy can score goals for fun! Dembele and Griff for Europe aswell as moult as back for cup and league duties would definitely strengthen our squad. HH.

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22 Oct 2017 17:02:33
I donโ€™t see Moult coming to us to get a few domestic games. But would take him no problem if he would come.

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22 Oct 2017 17:38:17
Said the same Michael. only doubts are that we said the same about guys like Riordan GMS even Hayes to a degree . look the business until they step up a grade. But I like moult.

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22 Oct 2017 17:58:39
Nadir Ciftci.

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22 Oct 2017 18:16:53
Louis Moult is 10x the player Ciftci will ever be, I'm not saying Moult is a world beater but as 3rd choice it's a no brainier. His scoring record for Motherwell is like Scott McDonald and he done not bad at us from what I can remember. HH.

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22 Oct 2017 18:56:56
You say Hayes gms and ciftci.
I will say McDonald Robson and Hartley.
We never know if these guys will handle the step up till we give them the chance.
But I try to judge players on how they perform against us and moult has been a pain in the arse most games and scored goals.

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22 Oct 2017 19:01:53
you need 11 cifcis to find a dembele

our 11 cifcis were

1) mo bangura
2) amido balde
3) pukki
4) scepovic
5) dion Dublin
6) murphy (pre Ipswich)
7) chris killen
8) Lassad
9) boerickter
10) Micu

and 11) cifci.

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22 Oct 2017 19:26:16
How Nadir Ciftci was bought i will never no but that summed up what happened at the club during the Delia era (i doubt RD even wanted him) . Moult averages a goal every 2 games for Motherwell which is even better than Scott McDonald before he signed for us. No top earning forward in a so called big league will come up to Scotland to play 2nd fiddle never mind 3rd! We have Our top pairing but imo we need a 3rd to take the workload off Dembele and Griffiths. What a weekend off football, work will be a joy on Monday ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜. HH.

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22 Oct 2017 19:37:45
Dion Dublin wasn't a bad signing to be honest. He played more games as a CB than a striker for us and scored a winning goal in a cup final.

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22 Oct 2017 20:16:39
I knew there would be one of get wrong.

Ok fortune. no wait he scored in a cup final.

Brattbakk?

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23 Oct 2017 11:27:56
Kazim Richards lol.

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23 Oct 2017 11:28:25
And big Carlton Cole! (wtf was that all about)

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22 Oct 2017 15:23:57
Watching tbe monkeys my god its poor our game was like the el classico next to this dross.

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22 Oct 2017 16:24:38
at least the cheats are getting umped. taxi for meester pedro.

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22 Oct 2017 16:36:34
Never watched an Oldco or a Sevco game unless we are involved but my cousin just txt do me to check the score and what a surprise - Bruno Alves gets away with GBH and honest mistake merchant sees and does nothing - oh and Motherwell won 2-0.

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22 Oct 2017 16:42:38
Cracking finish for the second though.

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22 Oct 2017 17:14:44
Have said it before on here but would love Louis moult in the hoops. Score goals for fun. Plus seems fit as a fiddle and run and bosses a lot of defenses all day. Must better that our third choice striker l have to say. Have a feeling the huns will go for him in January.

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22 Oct 2017 19:02:22
Can't see rangers signing him. They inquired in the summer and Motherwell told them they want the whole fee upfront. That's why they went abroad. They teams let them pay the fees in instalments.

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22 Oct 2017 19:03:08
that's not the funniest part, reading the dark web - blaming the ref.

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22 Oct 2017 19:25:13
Dreadful game of football in terms of quality, but a fantastic (if none too surprising! ) result.
The refereeing, AGAIN, was appalling.
But despite that, happy days!
Can't wait to hear from Pedro.!

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22 Oct 2017 13:26:44
I've noticed over the last couple of weeks that Ntcham has been getting a bit of a doing on here.
The guy is only 21 years of age and is settling into life at Celtic. He needs our support and at the Dundee game I felt the fans where really getting on his back. Remember at the start of last season some fans where saying Dembele won't cut it, well low and behold he's done not too bad!
I believe Ntcham will come good, you don't get in the French Under 21 Team if you're a bad player. So come on guys keep the faith and in Brendan we trust๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ€.

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22 Oct 2017 15:20:00
My view of Ntcham is that he has been told by BR that he is the forward thinking midfielder, when you get the ball try to play it forward - which is trickier to complete a pass forward - where as Broony will be told to be the defensive minded midfielder.

when it comes off, first goal v anderleicht its amazing, but more often than not it could look as tho his pass completion rate is low.

I think he's a good player overall and will only improve,

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22 Oct 2017 11:31:15
No Sunday pint today, the suit and my ex bear pals are going to a wee diddy game of nonentities today.
Mrs T going out with her two friends for lunch and girls out and about so plan to have a television fiesta watching Ipswich-Norwich, then Feyernord-Ajax and to round it off in afternoon Tottenham-Liverpool.
Planning some nice football bets also
Ipswich 2/ 1, Ajax 7/ 5 and Tottenham 6/ 5 if all 3 come in will give me over ยฃ120 for my tenner.
In sevco game a penalty 2/ 1, sevco penalty 3/ 1 ( almost guranteed) ordering off 9/ 4 (again if sevco are struggling GUARANTEED, ) Moult of Motherwell anytine goal 9/ 4.
I think game will go to extra time so I have taken either team extra time 7/ 1, either team oenalties 9/ 1.

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22 Oct 2017 16:44:27
Might be a while tim before you see the suit and your ex bear pals me thinks.

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22 Oct 2017 16:48:51
Sorry you couldn't have your Sunday pint today Timalloy but you can console yourself thinking how much better next weeks will taste after today.

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22 Oct 2017 18:29:11
Donโ€™t you have any Celtic supporting pals.

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