Celtic Banter Archive November 22 2011
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22 Nov 2011 22:18:07
Oh dear Ed...are the mighty Man City struggling in the Champions League ?! Man Utd looking a tad shaky as well - Mrs E {Ed007's Note - Utd were very disappointing. Good enough for City though. Money can buy success but it can't buy class, dignity or hard earned history.}
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Tevez sums-up all that's wrong with football today... - Mrs E {Ed007's Note - Definitely Mrs E. City have the money to ruin him, they should. Hold his registration, keep fining him for not turning up for training (with the kids) and when his contract is up nobody would want him. He has been a problem ever since he rolled up at West Ham. A total complete and utter disgrace of a man.}
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Oh he is, isn't he...I dislike everything about him. A waste of a football talent (not in Gareth Bale's league lol) ! - Mrs E {Ed007's Note - Footballers are just pampered worse than children. I know of a player from one of the Glasgow teams who phoned his agent to tell him his garage light wasn't working, turns out the electrician turned up and the bulb was needing changed. That is 100% true.}
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Go on...who was it ? That's terrible although, bet the easiest money the electrician made :) - Mrs E {Ed007's Note - No chance, not even for you :-)
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I am not surprised! but remember we are all responsible. We treat them like Gods why should we be surprised when they act like Gods. Would a Tzar a King a Queen a leader of a political party change their own lightbulbs...Why then should we expect a footballer to do this?? Sopot Celt {Ed007's Note - I don't think you can compare a sportsmen to royalty or statesmen. The level they are pampered to is ridiculous and the higher up the 'food chain' you go the worse it gets. Jermaine Pennant 'forgot' he owned a Porsche. He parked it at a train station when he was at Real Zaragoza, it was there five months before he was contacted and he didn't know he owned it. That is what is wrong with a lot of modern day footballers, plenty of money but no sense, class or respect for anything or anybody.}
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Aye right he left a Porsche at a train station and forgot it how did knowbody not take it then if it was there for months somebody must have noticed it {Ed001's Note - that is a true story, he really did forget he had parked a car at the station. By the way, it was in Spain, not the UK, so no one broke into it in need of the money to pay for their next fix.}
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Yeah cos der aint no junkies in espania
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There propabley is junkies in Spain but yae get them everywhere fling a stone your guaranteed to hit a junkie were a stay
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Why? so they'll get stoned LOL ;)
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22 Nov 2011 20:14:20
David72, I think you are confusing me with someone else, i have only posted on here on a few occasions and not at the start of the season, and definitely never slagged of any Celtic players or Neil lennon. Mistaken identity I think. Markie.
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22 Nov 2011 19:42:33
Mrs E here are some jokes for you LOL....
It takes 100 men to make an encampment but only ONE woman to make a Home!
A 7 year old girl calmly told her parents "Tommy Smith kissed me after class" "What" said her shocked mother "how did that happen" It wasn't easy said the girl but my 3 pals helped me CATCH HIM! Timalloy {Ed007's Note - Oh no!! Don't start.......}
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Ha....'my 3 pals helped me catch him', the good auld days ! - Mrs E
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Like you needed three pals to catch anyone Mrs E!
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Dunno about that Dazza...
Bet you let them all catch you - Mrs E {Ed007's Note - Am I showing my age by talking about 'Kiss, cuddle or torture' or 'A,B or C' lol}
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I think you might be...yes ! Child of the 80's eh ?! - Mrs E {Ed007's Note - Yeah lol born 1974.}
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22 Nov 2011 17:47:43
Peterhead away in the scotscup.
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Finally a home away game for me!
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22 Nov 2011 17:35:35
Read that the shame are putting the new years only an excuse into trouble, this is just crazy. just a bit of fun.
Nice one Mr Whyte
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If you were able to read you would know Rangers arent trying to get Only an Excuse into trouble.
Billyboy1
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22 Nov 2011 16:05:22
I really hope we are at the start of a consistent run of form. I'm actually optimistic about the future, there are dome seriosly talented young players breaking into the first team at the moment. Forrest, Wanyamma, mathews, all 19 all with amazi,ng potential. Add to that the fact stokes, izzy, hopper, kayal, Ki, are all early twenties and yet to peak then we have a potentialy brilliant times ahead..I hope. Hail hail..markiebhoy.
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You said that at the start of the season, then you were calling Lennons head and slating the players. Make your mind up.
Davie72
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You said that at the start of the season, then you were calling Lennons head and slating the players. Make your mind up.
Davie72
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Steady on folks.....I too was calling for Lenny's head at the start of the season and as recently as a couple of weeks ago. I stand by my opinion....I don't thnk he has the experience to take us forward. I think he's a great Celtic man, no doubt about it, but I don't think we can afford to let him make his managerial mistakes with our club.
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I still think we need an experienced head but if Neil Lennon turns this season around (without Rangers going into administration) I will gladly stand corrected :) - Mrs E
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22 Nov 2011 14:10:51
Is the game on tv tomorrow? {Ed007's Note - Not that I know of.}
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22 Nov 2011 14:10:32
Should we get 6 pts from the next 2 games at home, the pressure will surely be on Rangers
JJ
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Maybees aye maybees naw? The main thing is to keep winning and regain our top form and a winning attitude. Meanwhile the injured players should start to come back and bolster the squad and with the January 'Window' approaching it could give one or two a kick up the 'Erchie'. So here's hoping for a - long overdue - winning run.
Jungle Jim
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There is always pressure on the Champions regardless but how can you say the pressure is on us when you sit 10 points behind. We will still be 4 ahead even if you win the next 2 games
Davie72
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22 Nov 2011 11:15:58
Good Morning ED007, I see the Scottish Cup draw is today, hope we get a home draw for a change. That is my question ED007, apart from replays, when was the last time we were drawn at home in the cup, it seems ages ago hail hail Timalloy {Ed007's Note - Well we got Peterhead away mate. Queen's Park in the fifth round tie in the 2008/2009 season is the last home game without being a replay I can see Tim.}
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I assume that both Celtic and Rangers will be on the telly with both playing away. One on Saturday and one on the Sunday. {Ed007's Note - I would imagine they wll be on, but don't BBC have some rights to SC games? They could pull any day or time out of the hat.}
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ED007, I have my paranoid Celtic hat on again, 2008 since a home tie, and now good old SFA think "let's send them to Peterhead in the dead of winter" we can all see what is going to happen now, they will not have undersoil heating and game will be postponed ten times hail hail Timalloy {Ed007's Note - My mate text me saying the exact same thing Tim about postponements.}
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I'm from Peterhead, balmoor is not an easy place to play, wind, rain and it's in winter makes it worse not an easy tie
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22 Nov 2011 10:41:12
I'm a untrodden lad coming heree, just disclose heeeeelllo to every one. I'm so cheery to couple with you.
I've been using this forum for about two years in these times and have under no circumstances enchanted the for the need at once to register and introduce myself!
More importantly i'd like to thank all the Uppers and Mods on their hard use in providing me and everybody under the sun else with endless hours of entertainment.
Thankyou and all the greatest,
www.celticrumours.co.uk {Ed007's Note - Thanks mate. You don't need to register to use the site, just put a name at the bottom of your post, and put a tag in the e-mail field. When you post use the tag and put your name at the bottom of the post to verify it is you. Although it is not mandatory.}
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Hello unamed poster, judging by your post I take it English is not your first language, if so Welcome to the Celtic Family, put a name to your post and interact with us all. hail hail Timalloy
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Alrite mate any chance of passing me the
number of were u get ur weed from
viewparkbhoy
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22 Nov 2011 09:56:47
Good Evening ED007, just been reading all the posts on both sites (Celtic/Gers) have you seen unamed bears post 14.45.45 today, not very complimentary to yourself and the ED002 does not exactly back you up. (by the way ED007, just how do you get your head up your "Erchie" as unamed bear said, just curious? ha ha)
To a more serious bit, I always thought Germinator as one of the decent bears, but his posts today were just sad, again the "it wisnae us, it was a big bad boy" argument comes into play. Germinator you condemned it eventually, after knowing you were in the wrong.
All the brave bears reading this, Celtic fans have had a lot to endure both on and off the park these last past 2 years or so, but you NEVER see the Celtic fans attack people's house or make threats, sadly this is becoming more endemic in certain misguided Rangers fans mind, Germinator, I can say if this had been a Rangers players house attacked, we Celtic fans would have condemned it full stop. Timalloy {Ed007's Note - Ed002 does not like the way the rivalry between the clubs stems from religious/racial intolerance. She is a delicate little flower when it comes to stuff like that and HATES editing this and the Rangers site when needed.}
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Re: Ah well Tim if I were you Id learn to read a bloody post afore comdeming someone... I said the guys who did it were scumbags, i sid their the lowest of the low at what point u think im deflecting something id like to know ? what i said was it wasnt a rangers attack but a sectarian one perhaps you cant tell the difference ? My main point was also that both clubs should try to get away from any religious stance as is doing neither any good The ed did agree with me on this (he actually suggested it first) funnily enough tho you never had a go at him ... and if u dont think similar things dont happen to gers players (how many times has lafferty been targetted ?) then you must be blinkered, bigotted or...just dont know enough but assume you do anyway .... ill let you pick
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Were you so quick to condemn the scum who abused nacho novo and his wife and children in the street,who broke into his house and spray painted sectarian bile all over his walls,who set fire to his car and spray painted death threats outside his house.This is just one example of what a lot of rangers players have had to put up with in the last couple of years.pot and kettle springs to mind mdw1873 {Ed007's Note - Another person who wants to join the 'aye but you done this' party. Dragging up things that have happened over the years isn't going to help anything. Never mind pot and kettle, ever heard the saying that two wrongs don't make a right. I also noted you are not condemning the attack on Stokes house, it looks like you are trying to justify it because of what has gone on against Rangers players.}
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Hi Germinator, I stick by my original post and if YOU had read it, I actually praised you for being one of the more reasonable gers fans. I am puzzled by your trying to make a difference between Rangers fans and Sectarian attacks, surely if it turns out it was moronic Rangers fans (ok not the decent fans) then it IS Sectarian too?
But thank you for condemning it Germinator as most decent people would. Timalloy
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I always thought Germinator as one of the decent bears, but his posts today were just sad, again the "it wisnae us, it was a big bad boy" argument comes into play
Re this was what i read from your post ? yup thats defending me? .... you dont see the difference .. there in lies the problem Tim ..... The attack was sectarian based .... ie we had morons who somehow in their messed up heads can justify their attacks as being ok cos they are prods and stokes is catholic .... Im 100% sure that was the basis of their attack. It was not an attack from a rangers stance attacking a celtic player. I can assure you that if these people turned up at Ibrox and it was clear that these people did what they did they would be chased out and god knows what else for trying to tarnish our name. How hard is it for you to understand that more than 50% of males in scotland support either of the OF, ok now from all those people in scotland how many have committed crimes .... ok and from that do wen then break down what team they support and then relate that teams support as having problems ?! pfft get a grip i will put my neck on the line here and say that these guys are not first time offenders if they do.did not get caught for this attack they will be done for something else.
However for you to still think that this attack was a rangers attack screams of naivity.
ps tic fans on another note .. anyone care to elighten us as to wen the last time celtic won a game wen they played against 11 men for the full 90 mins ? :oP
Germinator {Ed007's Note - Our last five wins have came against 10 men. But in four out of the five the score has stayed the same after the red card. Against Motherwell we were 2-1 up, game finished at that score. Against Rennes we were already 3-1 up when M'Villa was sent off. Hibs we were already 4-1 up and the game finished at that score also, and we were 2-1 up against Aberdeen before Ryan Jack was sent off. So the red cards really had no effect on those results.}
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It was Saturday 24th September 2011 at Celtic Park..kick off 3pm v Inverness. If you need any further details, feel free to ask - Mrs E
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11 games ago .... ouch how worrying {Ed007's Note - Don't be silly, why would you worry about that, we've turned the corner by the looks of things, just be happy and look on the bright side mate, there is a long way to go yet. If you remember about the Rangers fans bragging about the league being over for Christmas etc, come the this weekend, hopefully the gap is down to 4 (probably 7), it could have been worse. So chin up and keep the faith and see how the season pans out for us.}
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Nah..not really a worry when you consider the fouls commited by the other teams compared to Celtic. Aberdeen alone was 17 fouls to our 4... - Mrs E
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Afternoon Mrs E, you can be our statistician with all these facts ha ha. Typical bear, we were having serious discussion about sectarianism, and he goes off on one about players getting sent off. He has a short memory, Celtic have had to play TWELVE men for years. hail hail Timalloy
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Afternoon Tim...I used to work with figures ha, go ask me a tax question ?!
Celtic have a team which is not very physical & seem to have picked a reputation of 'run at them, they don't like that' but now it seems to have turned into all out assault. No wonder they have so many injuries (or am I being paranoid lol)..best thing that could have happened, having players sent off ?! - Mrs E
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Ha ha Mrs E, go on rangers site and say "ask me a tax question" and then run like the wind, for some reason I cannot fathom, they get upset when you mention Tax LOL Timalloy
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Oh no...I wouldn't even kid-on I know about Employee Benefit Trusts or Discounted Options Schemes. Although, i've seen some of them do. It is a 'touchy' subject - Mrs E
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