Celtic Banter Archive July 22 2011

 

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22 Jul 2011 23:42:10
What you think for this season then?

Drew {Ed007's Note - I'm quietly confident Drew, I think we will have a very strong team when the GK situation is dealt with. I am a bit peeved though that it has dragged on so long and now there are stories coming out of Newcastle that Forster isn't 100% off the radar!}

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Theres got 2 b a better keeper than him out there

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22 Jul 2011 23:25:44
Yeah I know what your saying. It wont happen but its just one I would like to see. Bellamy is past it and even Dermott couldn't afford his wages. Given was always a non starter. I could see how you would get bored hearing those 3 names tho so fair do's.

Drew {Ed007's Note - No it is fine talking about them, it was just all the BS rumours were doing everybody's nut in! I do think Keane needs to find a club on a permanent basis and settle down (as in club wise). Moving up here could do his career a power of good at this stage although it is a long shot.}

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22 Jul 2011 23:06:45
You dont rate keane? Think he would score 30 goals up here easy with a full season under his belt. At 31 hes's prob just at the end of his peak. Think it would go a long way towards the hoops gettin the league back. Failure is simply not an option this year.

Drew {Ed007's Note - It's not that I don't rate him Drew, but the amount of stuff I need to wade through on here about him is unbelievable at times, all the regulars agreed months ago that we would ban any talk of the "new amigos" (Keane, Bellamy and Given) unless it was something new with bit of substance. I still get at least 50+ posts a day saying he is at Lennoxtown, Celtic Park etc. I do think he would run amok up here if he was here long term, he would also feel he had something to prove. From what I know from down south is that Spurs want rid, he is in their highest wage bracket which seems to be a problem with clubs interested in him.}

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22 Jul 2011 23:00:02
They are supposedly in financial difficulties, like most teams in that league. I do think we'll miss out tho. Im still hoping that if nobody comes in for Robbie Keane by the end of th window we could maybe nip in and get him on loan. Dermott would have to pony up the wages again of course. Againt tho, thats another long shot.

Drew {Ed007's Note - I'm hoping it doesn't come to that Drew.}

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22 Jul 2011 22:47:15
Exactly. He wouldnt be a regular with them either. We get a hold of this boy it will be another gem, right up there with emilio and kayal. Dont know that much about Mphela apart from the freekick against Spain. My uncle works over in South africa and he says hes only half the player Musona is. Not as quick and says his finishing is suspect. thats y hes on trial and thats y we stuck in a 1.6 mil bid for musona.

Drew {Ed007's Note - From what I have been told he is going to be a fantastic player, if CFC rate him that highly maybe they could even offer them a sell on percentage to clinch it, as it looks like Kaizer Chiefs are starting to see £ signs or RSA$ signs is it?}

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22 Jul 2011 22:34:08
Chances are extremely slim. I seen the press release from the chiefs captain, it was strange. Its a ridiculous situation, every offer should be presented to the boy and then HE should decide where he wants to go. None of this they were here first so thats where hes goin. I think if we could bring him over here and show him wot we can offer we might have more of a chance of landing him.

Drew {Ed007's Note - Maybe Kaizer Chiefs will call Hoffenheims bluff and bring him over to CFC. If that happens I agree with you Drew, he would sign up, let's face it the weather etc isn't an issue, even travelling isn't much worse for internationals etc.}

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22 Jul 2011 22:09:34
I know ed, was on here earlier saying that. was in south africa last year and i seen the boy play, hes gonna be a star. Said to my uncle when we were at the game that id luv him at celtic. When i seen us linked with him i cudnt believe it. Just a shame we moved to late.

Drew {Ed007's Note - I don't honestly know what Kaizer Chiefs are up to, they seem to want Hoffenheim to match CFCs offer, if they don't I think there is a very slim chance of us getting him. I did see a press release on the morning of their game against Spurs(?) where a Chiefs team mate said they weren't sure where Knowledge would be playing but wished him luck, and that was after his visit to Austria with Hoffenheim (they were at a training camp there, and that is where Knowledge and Kaizer Chiefs GM Bobby Motaung met them). It is a very strange situation but Hoffenheim are still in the driving seat IMO}

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22 Jul 2011 21:57:47
Could people stop making stuff up about Musona, there is nothing in the record about the deal with Hoffenheim breaking down. I keep harking on about this one coz I really want this guy at Celtic but its almost a done deal with the germans.

Drew {Ed007's Note - It is almost a done deal Drew, but Kaizer Chiefs are asking for more money.}

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Rite ed ah predikt a riot wae thae kaisir cheefs, hee haw.....................

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22 Jul 2011 21:35:17
well guys im off early rise tomorrow off to see the champs 3.5 hour drive wish us luck Lol just as much luck as i wish you lot for Sunday (loads and loads of it all bad of course) take care catch you all tomorrow night


Tony {Ed007's Note - Night Tony}

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Night bawjaws.....Miko

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22 Jul 2011 21:23:44
her ed ahm in the sarry rite, n' ah hear aw this cummoshun ootside so ah says tae ma pal, "here wits aw that cummosion ootside? n'he saes " its the sallys army" so ah thot "that wee midden hiz goat the arse wi me n came acrose tae sort me oot wae a cupple ae his big pals so ah breengies rite oot ( FRUM THE NOUN " TAE BREENGE" tae cunfrunt the wee bawbag, only tae be met wae " the salvasion ermy"
so ah hid ma chib doon the bak ae ma troozirs ( ahz yae dae) an says " awrite chaps nice nite fur a song eh" ?" " she nods hir heed an starts singin " CUMBY YAH BOAYS CUMBY YAH so ah says listen hen cam doon ye dont want tae be singin that song roon here yir oan the rang side ae the wattir, ah think yill find its the gallagate gimps thit run this patch hen " so she sade "sorry my sun anythin ah huv is yoors" ( she wiz slightly ruuf tae be in the sally ermy eh" bit ye who cast the first brick ed AGREE".
so anyway ah took hir invitashin n' ran aff wae hir tambarine, n hir munie tae , WHIT ? WHIT? YA BUNCH A SCRUFFyir tellin me ye widnae dae the same ya bunch ae hypikrits, hypochrists, aw f*** aff
A NONY MOUSE {Ed007's Note - Evening mate lol}

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Is that even English your speaking?

Drew {Ed007's Note - That is wee Pat, Drew. He is our resident headcase}

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Hahaha, I like this boy....says a lot about me, haha...Miko

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Miko miko ma wee wean that ah huvnae seen sinse ye wir a wee midden jist like yir da sunwhy dont we aw meet roon big ed's hoose n huv a russel harty , here ed wait a minut ahv jist wurkid oot the bakdated CSA PAYMINTS, DIZ ANYBIDY NO WHERE THAT BIG FAT COUPLE LIV THIT WUN THE MUNNY FAE THE LOTTIRY ? bit make it kwik cos they mite huv spent it oan munchies
hey ed ahv hid nae luk resently ah jist wun a holidiy fae " BAURHEED TRAVIL " n' wen ah foned ahd wun 2 weeks in baurheed , ye coodnae make it up {Ed007's Note - Sunny Barrhead, sounds glamouros Pat, I'm sure Mrs Pat will be looking out her bikini right now}

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Thats rite ed ahl huv tae huv tae get ma mates strimmer tae dae hur brazilliun, (secund thots "hello jake listen huv ye goat ahedge trimmer?") ah always remembur that the only drawbak wae buarheed wiz the time it took ye ta actually get in the wattur fae the sand, buy hey que chevara ed when in rome ed , n, the othir thing is like the meerkat advert ( compare the baurheed ?), did you call me bawheed?

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22 Jul 2011 21:20:12
Ed007, Miko, and rest of gang signing off for tonight hope we get off to great start in league sunday and jam tarts try a leg at ipox tomorrow LOL Timalloy {Ed007's Note - Goodnight Tim}

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Night pal....Miko

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22 Jul 2011 21:00:02
Hey Miko saw your post on "other" site going to be controversial here using the word "INTEGRITY" on a rangers site just does not add up LOL
Kevin (timalloy) Bridges

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So true lol....Miko

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Think we're sin died mate, lol.....Miko

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22 Jul 2011 20:53:31
Serious face on now Ed007, on Sunday Zaluska will be in goal but Lenny has hardly instilled confidence in him I am worried he might have a howler. I think Lenny should have said to him you are number 1 this is your chance so take it prove to us all you are good enough Also with Brown suspended do you think Wanyama will go straight into team?
My team 4 4 2
Zaluska, Wilson, Wilson, Wanyama, Izzy,
Forrest, Kayal, Ledley, Commons,
Hooper, Stokes
subs, andrews, samaras, mulgrew, murphy, ki,
cervi, mccourt
{Ed007's Note - I think NL will go for Wilson/Majstorovic at CB. If Wanyama plays that will be our 2nd choice GK, along with 2 new CBs making their league debut. Majstorovic has at least got experience of the SPL. Anyone any different ideas?}

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Made the same point about gk situation on here about 12ish was told i was talking utter sh***e, dont think nl has handeld it very well. fab1

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Wanyama isnt ready, I know lenny sees him as a defender but he has never played there before, he has to be bedded in slowly. Majstorovic will start.

Drew

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22 Jul 2011 20:35:07
Hi Ed007 Mrs Tim is out with her pals so i took opportunity to go into one of those Blue "fantasy" channels just my luck I ended up in RANGERS FC site

What does female rangers supporter use for protective sex? THE BUS SHELTER

Kevin (Timalloy) Bridges >>> available for all functions

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Hey Tim can i book you for December for Neil Lennons leaving party lol

Tony

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22 Jul 2011 20:30:28
Ed do you have any information on the Knowledge Masuna situation?? A lot of romours that his move to Hoffenheim has broken down Would love to see this kid in a Celtic jersey Can u shed any light on what's happening? Cheers

Barrybhoy {Ed007's Note - Hoffenheim had a deal in place for first refusal on the player, but no price was agreed. He went over to Hoffenheim to allow the Germans to assess him and he flew back with both parties saying a deal would be done "with in a week", leading to the stories of talks breaking down. A Kaizer Chiefs director had already stated they would not enter an auction over the player. At the same time CFC had a bid lodged with Kaizer Chiefs but as I said, Hoffenheim still had first refusal. After he returned to SA, Kaizer Chiefs told them the asking price (to match the CFC bid) and Hoffenheim are refusing to up their initial bid. The actual figures are very sketchy with currency differences etc but there is a chance he could still end up at CFC.}

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Lenny will probs want him on trial anyway
Kevbhoy

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22 Jul 2011 20:25:09
Viewparkbhoy if you are going to tell J...y jokes make them funny.
Rugby player 6ft 9inches, built like a brick sh......e,
walks into pub and stands in dog pooh (more polite),
as he is wiping his shoes clean I said "I've just done that and he BATTERED ME

Santa, A Tramp, The Tooth Fairy and an Intelligent rangers fan were walking down road when they spot a £50 note on pavement who got the money? THE TRAMP as the others are MYTHICAL creatures

PS gang for critisicing my jokes I have HUNDREDS more as a punishment LOL Timalloy (resident comic)

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22 Jul 2011 20:23:09
here big ed that fotie uv yir missus is the bizzie big chap, n dont gie me aw that its an advrt fir fitniss, here boays nae wundir it takes him sae long tae git bak tae us eh
( by the way hows the feet pedikure biz goan noo)
anyway that wid nevir catch oan 'n a kulchird sasiety like posso, as its no a nataral thing tae dae ed no wit ah mean son, nae affence n' that, ( anyway posso has the proud boast uv hivin thae maest amputees per skware inch thin any ither toon in the wurld so ther, so the maist yi cood make ther wiz mibbe hauf yir dough as apposed tae places like bishopbriges , by the way this isnae me rite>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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22 Jul 2011 20:16:32
Hi Miko, good to hear from you I could do with some moral support on their site, Miko regular rangers ed046 is ok you can have a laugh with him but this no 47???
Tony, Billybhoy1, Baybear are you pleased Whyte has got his chequebook out? Only trouble is its a
PROVI CHEQUE and has to be paid back £50 a week
LOL Timalloy ( your resident comic) {Ed007's Note - Comic??? I bet Kevin Bridges is sh***ing himself!}

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Hey Tim, don't think you'll be getting any moral support from me mate, he's not posting any of my comments, lol. Hey Ed07, maybe you should have a bluenose embargo on this forum until someone (like Tony, Baybear or billyboy) has a word in his shell-like, lol.....Miko {Ed007's Note - I'm not getting involved in inter-site bickering, the Rangers fans know my rules, and if they follow them I have no problem with them coming on, how can you have banter without other fans getting involved? Even talking sensible about football, it helps the conversation the more opinions that are around.}

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I know mate, I didn't expect you to get involved

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Ed007, Miko we all know banter rules sadly some others dont Both of us have had lots of swerry words aimed at us but we just laugh it off and keep coming back for more in a CIVILIZED way Going to give other site a miss until regular ed comes back fed up picking up this jokers dummy Timalloy

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Hey miko i have probs posting on there to lol

Tony

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22 Jul 2011 19:48:42
Haw Tim, it's his opinion, right? Nothing more, nothing less. Pitty his opinion counts for f*ck all to us, welcome home pal....Miko

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22 Jul 2011 19:46:55
Sh*t Timalloy, you're just back and Rangers Ed's constipated with your sh*t, .....brilliant buddy. Keep up the good work my friend....Miko

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22 Jul 2011 19:34:04
Aright troops, that's me back on. Hope you had a good holiday Timalloy.....seen Wanyama on the tv, the boy's the size of an elephant for f*cks sake
He and Wilson could be a formidable partnership, reminds me of O'Neil and how he liked his big imposing defenders - same blueprint Then there's maj, what do you reckon will be our CB pairing next season Ed?
Liking the look of our defence next season....Miko {Ed007's Note - I am not Majstorovic biggest fan Miko, Wanyama is only 20 but he does look HUGE, maybe he is the big physical presence Big Dan should be. I think NL will go with Wilson/Majstorovic starting on Sunday. Wanyama has played most of his football in a DM role so far, so he will have to adapt to a CB role which could take a bit of time.}

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That's what I thought Ed, Maj has the experience although, as you say, he's not the most imposing. Wilson looks like a brute though, so we do have a bit of steel in there, so it could work - time will tell....Miko

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22 Jul 2011 19:25:48
Naughty naughty tony just read your posts on our Edinburgh teams sites, here is an idea why dont Rangers amalgamate with Saint Mirren, your stadiums are just down the road from each other and you can use St mirren stadium to house your fans when they all abandon you due to Celtic steamrollering away with the league Also most important it would help chick young with his "split personality". Timalloy

Stop Press Tony what is it worth to stop me divulging your identity to 10,000 angry Hibs, hearts fans??

Stop Stop Press just given Whyte an Idea Ibrox sold to supermarket chain TESCO

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Was it 110 degrees down in Torquay Tim as i think you are suffering from heat stroke M8

where are you going to get 10 000 hearts or hibs fans are you starting a breeding program m8 lol

Tony

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22 Jul 2011 19:08:34
Hey tony seems like we are both having trouble with eds on other site, I am going to have to get plastic surgery as your Ed047 just bit my nose off, sadly it says more about him and his bias than anything else, before you go defending him, my crime? I questioned whether he was dismissing hearts by boasting 3-0 victory? Sadly he fails to grasp the concept of Banter on a banter site Timalloy

Ed007 I am hurt I thought you ENJOYED my jokes

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22 Jul 2011 19:07:03
the truth is the lack of champions league football has left us skint.only when we get player out have we a chance of bringing any quality in.this is when our contacts and scouts must pull in some diamonds.AJ

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22 Jul 2011 18:31:17
What is going on with so many 'triallists' and 'nobody's' being lined up to wear the Hoops? Obviously we are short of cash and the early start is a big handicap when assembling a squad, but Lennie needs a solid scouting and negotiating team behind him to assist and add quality where it's needed.
These trials are very amateurish and often come to nothing, begging the questions:- Who has the manager identified as real targets? Why are we still scrambling around on the eve of a make-or-break season for the manager hoping to find a goalie.. and; what is seriously being done to shift the deadwood stifling the finances??
Yes, we do have some really good players at the club but the bottom line is we have been 2nd best to a near bankrupt rangers for the past 3 seasons and the supporters deserve our club to be run professionally and ambitiously to achieve success.
Good luck to The Bhoys at Easter Rd on Sunday.


Jinky Fan

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I know it aint ideal bt it aint the first we'v went down this road, remember MON dishing out a fair few trials in his time to well known, experienced players such as denilson and if im not mistaken WGS gave rivaldo 1

Mikey

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Correct Mikey, we've got options with Pletikosa, the Belgian and the Pole.....fairly relaxed about the keeper situation now, although would have been better had we secured one by now We'll be fine....Miko {Ed007's Note - Stijn Stijnen is in talks with Sampdoria over a permanent deal.}

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22 Jul 2011 18:09:08
According to wikipedia, Knowledge Musona eats babies lmao. I wonder if it was a rankers fan who wrote that.
Kevbhoy {Ed007's Note - It's said that for a while now Kev}

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22 Jul 2011 17:52:35
hey Ed does a wee team like hearts have it own Ed


Tony {Ed007's Note - Yes Tony, there is an editor that is a Hearts fan, Ed031}

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He must be missing in action or has taken the huff lol i posted on the hearts page that they should amalgamate with hibs in order to give the old firm a challenge but it aint on yet lol

tony {Ed007's Note - That should impress him lol}

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Just done the same on the Hibs page also pointed out that every other capital city has a good team ie Madrid = real, Moscow = Sparta and what does Edinburgh have Hearts and Hibs life can be cruel at times lol


Tony

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At least the hibs ed posted it now watch the sparks fly lol

Tony {Ed007's Note - It was me that posted it on the Hibs page}

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22 Jul 2011 17:40:43
heard that rangers tried to get goodwillie on loan untill january if his court case is done by then mr whyte was willing to pay dundee utd 2.5 million dundee utd have replied with a resounding no thanks ya manky f*ks

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22 Jul 2011 17:23:30
Christ Celtic are having more trials than Glasgow sheriff court after an old firm game Lol

Tony

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Wee pat here from gods chosen land the holy land now known iz posso, listen up ma boays wits aw this talk ae trials, have a thot fur a wee (well hung) guy fae posso whos hid mer trials the tommy sheridans hid back n crack waxes, trust me hes a wee hairy, mind so's mrs white.& its a hee haw from me & ..................
( se ma wee pals blackadder n baldrick huvnae turned up fur the friday swally agane they sade they wur awfy bizzy clearing oot some lockirs it hurry park its aw news tae me ed, hey here comes wee partick vera must make sure ahm staunin tae attenshun, if ye catch ma drift?

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22 Jul 2011 16:45:23
To the guy with no name who called me timothy please note it is MR TIMOTHY to you Timalloy

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What a plonker timothy

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MR PLONKER to you hail hail timalloy

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22 Jul 2011 16:11:42
Sorry I have to sort out the musona stuff right now since ive been tracking wots been happening with this boy on a daily basis. Bid was accepted wks ago like I said, there is no news on talks breaking down with the germans so thats a lie from whoever said that. The only stumbling block in the deal is that Chiefs want hoffenheim to match our bid which they havn't yet. The boy himself has already said he would rather go to germany in terms of his developement as a player.

Drew

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22 Jul 2011 15:30:08
Tony am i forgiven yet? Or will i have to tell you more of my jokes? Timalloy

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Please forgive him Tony, some of them jokes are just shockin.

Shaunybhoy

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Shaunybhoy Just for that>>>>>
Was on an african safari holiday when the local PYGMY tribe put on a display with their bow and arrows and one of our crowd asked who they were the guide replied "The Wee Arrow People" Ouch
I have lots more in my locker Timalloy

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You are forgiven Tim anything rather than here your jokes lol

Tony

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Keep em in the locker pls chief.

Home time at last, and a weekend wiv some footie. About effin time.

Hail hail fellow Hoops, may the weather be kind and we'll all enjoy a Sunday in the sunshine against the Hibs.

Shaunybhoy

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Stuff it if u want dodgy joke here goes

did u hear aboot the blind skunk

it pumped a jobby

viewparkbhoy {Ed007's Note - That is abysmal VPB, totally abysmal!!}

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And you ALL have the cheek to complain about MY jokes Timalloy

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Hey Ed surely that joke by Viewparkbhoy is worse than any sectarian ramblings and deserves a wrap on the knuckles at least lol

Tony {Ed007's Note - It was rather dire!}

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Would anybody like to hear some more of my jokes? Hahaha Timalloy ( or Mr Plonker as some guy just called me) {Ed007's Note - NO!!}

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Haha tony like that

viewparkbhoy

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22 Jul 2011 15:26:58
Noticed some diference in the mood from our chumps accross the city...amazing wot a little cheque for 1.5m can get u mr whyte eh...1 average player and 50,000 knuckle draggers off ur back for a day or 2, great piece of business

Hail Hail

Mikey

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Average player? He is one of Scotlands most exciting players and if I remember rightly one that your team was interested in at one point.

Billyboy1

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I know scottish football is far from great at the moment bt if he is 1 of our most exciting players then a think we should giv in and admit it aint working

What a pile of garbage ya numpty

Mikey

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Sorry Billyboy1, you and I both know he'd never had been any more than a back up for Izzy if we'd have gone for him. Just like he's prob a back up for Papac. I thought he was ok but lightweight and ain't much cop defensively, if he plays left wing then he might do ok, can't be any worse than that scumbag you had there last year.

Shaunybhoy

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Well said mikey . exciting is a bit stang ehh

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Well we will see .... no one has said he is betterthan izzy ? izzy is the best LB in the country ill giv u that but wallace is easily not just the best Scottish LB nevermind prospect stuff ... can comfortably play LM were i reckon he will start 2moro. Good to have an athletic natural left sided player we only have wylde (bear in mind papac is a natural CB) i reckon wallace will be used LB at home games and against weaker oppostion and used as LM against stronger opposition.

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Nah 1.5M is a decent bit of business for Wallace - he's a good player.

We simply didn't need the guy with Izzy in the side. To be fair I don't think he's much better than Papac (if better at all) but Rangers still haven't lost any players during the window and I can still see one or two leaving given there's more than a month to go so basically they have a replacement in already.

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22 Jul 2011 15:24:57
We haven't heard from the burger van for awhile guess lennon and lawell have been on a diet.
Also was glad to see Rasmussen is willing to fight for a spot imo if given a chance he could be good for a handful of goals this season.

Foster88

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Watched Ras in the preseason friendlies and he looked worse than awful
made Beattie look like a pacy workhorse the guy will be shipped out to the first team that shows interest

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22 Jul 2011 15:22:31
Baybear, Tony was sorry Dundee Utd were put out of europe as we need our coefficient up. Genuinely hope Gers do well in europe (but NOT in champions league, want them playing Thursday, Sunday same as Celtic) If both of us can have a wee run till christmas our coefficient will rise and we will get two champions league places each season again. Beside from a selfish point of view dont think Rangers will be able to cope with european and league games.
Timalloy

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22 Jul 2011 14:40:58
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Hi Ed007, thought i was having problems again posted a reply to tony earlier this morning but it did not show up, tony re your calling Celtic fans uneducated and NEDS, pot, kettle and all that, some of your posts get angrier you are falling into your own trap of getting dragged into windups anyway as you called us NEDS and uneducated here is my repost

Dear O dear Tim i think you will have to get on your knees and apologise to me for being an a*se

if you read my post you will see i was responding to one of our own supporters and not a celtic fan as the poster said and i quote

"How we payin 3mill for cuellar tony when a 2 mill bid has been accepted yer an idiot"

the word we shows it is a rangers fan that was calling me an idiot and i responded accordingly

im shocked at you m8 i thought you new me better to resort to name calling just for the sake of it


Tony

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OOPS Tony seem to have hit a nerve remember where we are on a BANTER page? I say do you want me to accept you as you are or do you want me to LIKE YOU Timalloy anyway when i go on Rangers site I AM ALONE IN BAD COMPANY Besides this season yourself, billybhoy1, and baybear etc will all be reigning supreme at NUMBER 2 smile it costs you nothing ask Mr whyte

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HURRAH....I'VE ARRIVED, honoured by getting a mention Tim.
lol....nice get out by the way. Exposed for being a f*d then indicating that you meant it brilliant claiming your comments to Tony were a deliberate ruse to engage him in BANTER on the BANTER page makes you one hell of a clever bhoy. That's some non transparent genius sh1t right there dude lol

Peace

Baybear

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Baybear just ask Tony he knows I can talk B......T with the best of them ( worrying thing is on holiday Mrs Tim said same thing Timalloy

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We Are All Tony lol

Billyboy1

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Billybhoy1 can we all come to the wedding? Timalloy

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22 Jul 2011 14:25:46
Hey guys did any of you see ladies game last week I think when player picked up ball in penalty area held it for a minute then put it down and referee played ON? Now we know where Dallas has ended up LOL
Timalloy

PS Miko I think you have clicked with Baybear (lucky you)

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Typical timothy season not even started yet and the underhanded comments about the refs have started.come on now lets see a fresh start or would that be too much for some sad people.

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What's underhand about a joke? Are you worried cos it'll be that bit harder to hide this season after last years "blunders".

Here's your fresh start, see how long til its the same stale old story.

Shaunybhoy

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Hey CLINT (man with no name) if you are having a go at least leave a name so i can retaliate you back remember pal as i keep saying its a BANTER page Timalloy
By the way A guy with your IQ should also have a LOW voice LOL

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22 Jul 2011 14:00:01
Hi Ed007, Miko, All the Bhoys and (ghirlie Tony)
reading all the wind ups and which fans bite more who cares? At least our bhoys try and answer on gers site all you get is lots of swerry words no banter, they do not understand the concept of it.
Tony what about Wallace for £1.5m it is because he will accept low wages compared to Miller or goodwillie
Did you hear golden tan boy, saying he was not involved in Miller negotiations, yet when wallace is signed he is outside Ibrox speaking to television crews. I think Sally better watch his back. Timalloy {Ed007's Note - Good afternoon Tim mate}

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Hi Ed007, thought i was having problems again posted a reply to tony earlier this morning but it did not show up, tony re your calling Celtic fans uneducated and NEDS, pot, kettle and all that, some of your posts get angrier you are falling into your own trap of getting dragged into windups anyway as you called us NEDS and uneducated here is my repost
Going by Miko and My experiences on your gers site and all the swerry words I reply thus "The subtlety of your wit is only surpassed by the sexual immaturity of your habits If any rangers fan has passed O level english they will understandLOL timalloy {Ed007's Note - There have been some problems with the servers Tim, it might have had something to do with that.}

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Awww Timalloy, you've cut me to the quick. I'm trying my best to respond to you're bhoys banter. I feel empty and unloved. See, no swearies you c*nt...aw sh1t av gone and f**ked that up

Sorry

Baybear

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I agree, I'm right behind Ally but think a Tantastic is a bit of snake.

Baybear

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Glad to see you back Tim as for Wallace i think this was a good deal as the guy is 22 years old approx as you said will not be wanting 25K per week and may have a sell on value. (lets be honest the OF have been reduced to seller clubs thanks to sky money) as for miller 31 coming to end of his career wanting 25 30k per week no sell on fee not such a good business deal but on the football aspect i would liked to have seen him back at ibrox for another couple of years but then again with the financial restraints at the club maybe he is a luxury we cant afford only time will tell

Tony

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Hi Baybear welcome to our site, Miko is not about hope i will do for now, good to see you have come on here for some intelligent conversation, just ask Tony?
Timalloy

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Aye, I suppose you'll do pal lol
Thanks for the welcome, nice to get away fae the pessimistic attitude fae some on our page. Lots of valid points but I cannae understand why folk are so miserable. There's been nothing but greetin aw week, it's ridiculous. you'd think it was us that came 2nd the last 3 seasons (no disrespect intended).
Anyway, cheers pal, Hope Mr Lennon gets peace fae the halfwits this season so he can concentrate on the fight for 2nd place wi the Jambos.

Baybear

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22 Jul 2011 13:20:26
whats up with the main site ed ? {Ed007's Note - There is still problems with the servers, sorry guys. Some people can see it and others can't, it is being worked on and will be back to normal ASAP}

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Gordon Smith's running it, but if you encounter any problems feel free to blame em on Sally.

Shaunybhoy

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22 Jul 2011 13:14:11
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We don't bite the same way you lot do, it's fckin hilarious over at your end....Administration beckons, enjoy. lol.....Miko (smarter than the average bear) xx

thats because your Ed bloody spoils it lol look at my last post regarding Kayal etc Ed 007 blow that wind up right out the window lol

Tony {Ed007's Note - Sorry mate, putting FACT at the end of something is just one of us Eds pet peeves lol, up there with "Chances out of 10...." and people quoting bookies odds!! We have actually had to put Sky Sports/Skybet into our filter to block it out because Sky were trying to use the sites for free advertising! Anyway, how can a rumour be a fact? If you want to see how to wind opposition fans up, did you like my post about Michael Knighton putting millions into Rangers? Then 2 days later the Sunday Mail ran their "warchest" story which tied in very nicely with my wind up ;-) HAPPY DAYS!!

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22 Jul 2011 12:15:09
The lack of signings is a worry so is the fact we dont seem able to move on any of the players lennon has no faith in anymore, loovens, zaluska, and mccourt to namea few.the keeper situation is not good managment in my opinion how confident is zalluska going to be again hibs after the way he has been handeld , was with the team at the boarding gate before they flew down to cardiff and team spirit was not as evident as we are told. small groups sitting in corners some players sitting on their own .anyone know why big sammy wasnt with them.

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Utter Sh*te, Zaluska knows he's not first choice and has indicated he would sign a new deal and fight for the chance to be number 1. Did you expect all the players to be holding hands and singing Coombya together, get a grip.

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Sammy has an injury a slight strain and was left behind for treatment, brown suspended for first 2 league games thats why he was left behind

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You should be glad he's injured...he's hopless How you've not got shot of him by now is beyond me.

Baybear

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Why d'ya wanna take him Baybear?

Call it £3.50, not M, just £3.50. Purrrrrrrrrrleeeeeeeeeeease take him. Anywhere.

Shaunybhoy

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Why is this utter s**te as you put it , if lennon did not think zaluska is good enough then why not have a new keeper bedded in by now also you can tell a group of people who are comfortable in each others company from a group who arent quite easily.if you have an opinon then share it but just muttering utter s**te makes you sound like you may be better suited to another page .p.s at least have the balls to tag your comment.fab1

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22 Jul 2011 12:12:17
Either Commons, Kayal or Hooper will be sold before transfer deadline......FACT...Tony {Ed007's Note - Here, pack it in with the FACT stuff, we usually just bin posts that have that in them}

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Hey Ed Miko posted the exact same post over on the rangers pages but with dif names i was watching the response from rangers fans and just wondered if the celtic fans would respond the same way lol

Tony

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Cheers Ed now im never gonna see how you guys respond to pure 5hite lol


Tony {Ed007's Note - LOL}

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I lol'd, then felt hurt.

I thought you were above all that Tone.

Shaunybhoy

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Haha, our Ed's far superior to yours, he's well clued up, bit of a recurring theme....like your style though, lol....Miko {Ed007's Note - We are all clued up Miko}

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Hey shauny i am well above all that m8 just had a moment of madness due to being bored stupid and the guys that know me on here will have realised that it was a wind up im surprised Ed007 didnt Lol

Tony

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22 Jul 2011 12:08:51
hey Miko when are you going to stop taking the angry pills M8 and as the Ed says Sean Connery has spent more time at ibrox than Celtic Park (because of his friendship with Murry) well my best m8 is a Jungle Jim and i would do anything for him except go to park head and support the celtic.

im sure you have a few m8s that support the Rangers would you go to Ibrox with them to support the champs

and we are talking about sean connery the same guy who supports the SNP and all things Scottish but lives in and spends all his millions in Spain lol double standards i think


Tony

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Sorry T, missed your point there???...Miko

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We dont want people like you at celtic park

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What do you mean people like me you do no not know me at least i have a name

Tony

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22 Jul 2011 12:03:12
Lennon will be away in January...FACT

Baybear

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Please do tell how this is a fact
have you been offered the job?
have you bought celtic?
have you got the lines tapped?
please tell

cfc1888

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Spot on I have been offered the job with a view to buying out Dermot next summer. Obviously it's not a fact I am infact talking p1sh. Amazed that I got a response to be honest
Just part of my wee game of banter tennis wi Miko

Love ya'll

Baybear

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Only after i had sent that did i notice the name
then i realised im a dumbass for commenting
lol
cfc1888

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Haha, love it.....Miko

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We don't bite the same way you lot do, it's fckin hilarious over at your end....Administration beckons, enjoy. lol.....Miko (smarter than the average bear) xx

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Hurrah someone was reeled in lol
Sorry pal, felt a bit of a kn0b after posting that p1sh to be honest.
Hope Mr Lennon gets peace from the fu**wits this season.
We welcome the chase

Baybear

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Got to be honest, there does seem to be a lot more gnashing of teeth over on our page.
I got pretty frustrated wi all the greetin on there earlier in the week. Hence why I fired over here to attempt a few wind up's. More to come but I'll not put my name, see if you can find me out?
(dinnae you be helping them ED and spoiling my fun)
Time tae get yer Columbo on ladies

Baybear {Ed007's Note - As if I would do that ;-)

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22 Jul 2011 11:23:35
Heard rangers have 2 players in for medicals today, Mustafah Scruluse and Gotnay Kinchanse.

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22 Jul 2011 10:24:19
Not worried about whats goin on at ibronx at all. Our squad just needs a bit of fine tuning. Granted its a bit unfortunate that the gk situation has dragged on as long as it has but for the first time in 3 years we have squad stability, the league is comin home.

Drew

Coming home? To Ibrox again glad you agree. Not worried? Who you trying to convince.

Billyboy1

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Do you see what I mean by "unintelligibles"...lol....Miko

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Miko whats the scores gony be this weekend? I say 2 nil Rangers and 2 nil Celtic cant say any of them dropping points this week.

Billyboy1

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Think they'll probably both win too pal.....away to Hibs has been a c*nt for us in the past but they're rotten now, think they'll have a shocker this season. Hope you lot get humped though, you never know, lol.....Miko

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Cant see us not wining tomorrow man and the same with your lot on Sunday but I can always hope lol

Billyboy1

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Sorry Billyboy1, we're humpin the Hibees 4-0 mate. Hoops is ready to fire em in. You's can have 2-0.

Shaunybhoy

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Ah well you can always dream Shaunyboy lol

Billyboy1

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22 Jul 2011 10:19:34
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The league is coming home

home is where you spend most of your time at and where you feel most comfortable at

as Rangers have Won it 54 times and Celtic have won it 42 times i think you will find that the League

IS ALL READY AT HOME LOL


Tony

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Haw Tony, always remember that we will always be superior to the Shame because we've achieved everything you have and more, and what's more, we did it FIRST

It's not my intention to make you feel inferior, so apologies in advance........NAT.......yes, you indeed are The P@ople, . Laters femidom...Miko xx

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22 Jul 2011 10:11:29
Morning Ed, I posted yesterday about Lee Wallace signing for them and got dogs abuse off a couple of numpties. Just wanted to clarify my point.

I was merely asking why pay £1.5m for a bloke who IMO is no better than Papac (who I actually rate defensively) and may spend a fair bit of time on the bench but not pay the fee required for Kenny Miller who you'd think was a nailed on first 11 player?
All some angry Grrrrs fans saw was me having a pop and retaliated in the usual educated way, "he's not signed ya toss**" i believe. Constructive and wrong, cos he had signed.

I disagreed with the "keep them off our site" types but there's a few grade one di@ks out there who need to grow up and learn to debate sensibly, a la Tony, Billboy1 and one or two others who come on here for banter not to dish out swears cos it makes them feel manly.

Spleen vented, rant over.

Shaunybhoy {Ed007's Note - Good Morning Shauny}

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They're called "unintelligibles" Shaunyboy Pay no attention.....Miko

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Hey Miko pal, always have ignored em mate but I thought I'd spark a bit o chat bout good/bad signings not cop for a $hit load of abuse off a clown who clearly couldn't find his fat a$$ wiv both hands.

Shaunybhoy

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Shaunybhoy I'm blushing with that compliment lol

Billyboy1

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Haha.......Hail Hail....Miko

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I enjoy the abuse off them....love it, in fact the more the better, lol......Miko

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22 Jul 2011 10:10:15
was pi55ing myself laughing at you guys with some posts regarding famous old firm supporters Rod Stewart and Wet Wet Wet for example you need to get a grip guys these ppl are not supporters they only turn up for the big games. cast yourself back to 1994 when Celtic were in financial trouble where was snoop dog, Rod Stewart then. if my memory serves me correctly the only celeb that was trying to do something was Jim Kerr.

and this also goes for my fellow bears where was Sean Connery Marty Pellow and the rest of the B Listers when we needed them no where. but i can tell you this plenty of them turned up for the uefa cup final in Manchester taking tickets that should have went to real fans who follow their team week in week out makes me bloody sick


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Oh, and Sean Connery's an A-lister, that's why he's one of us, haha....Miko

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Sean connery...the only person 2do 9in a row twice...bigger turncoat the that rat mo johnston

in lenny we trust

jimmybhoy

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I think you will find Connery has swapped shirts more than kenny miller Miko Lol

Tony

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Sean Connery, a bluenose?.....aye right Femidom....Miko

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For f*cks sake Tony, that'll be the first time I've agreed with you. Things are looking up pal, this could be the start of a volatile friendship, lol.....Miko x

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22 Jul 2011 10:09:19
Between now and the transfer window closing we have 5 league games. Hibs, Aberdeen, Dun Utd, St Mirren, St Johnstone. Does anyone really think our current squad is not capable of winning these matches? I think we should all show a bit more patience with regards to signings and not panic just because Rangers have started to bring in some new players. They have a small squad in comparison and need to strengthen. I think we should be concentrating on moving players out at this stage. I also think Zaluska is more than capable of playing if not permanantely certainly for the first few weeks. I also think NL is right to be taking his time with trials for a new keeper there is no point in rushing in and buying someone who is not right for the position. Stop looking at what that lot do and have a bit of faith. Mark

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Sean Connery is a Jungle Jim ya dobber.....the clue's in the name.....Miko {Ed007's Note - To be fair Miko, he has been spotted at Ibrox more than Parkhead over recent years, but that was down to his friendship with David Murray}

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Correct Ed07, my friend, he was introduced to Celtic by his father Joseph and supported the club from then on. He acknowledges he gets pelters from Celts fans every time he returns to Paradise, however we should look beyond his appearances at Ipox. Will he ever be there in the future? Doubt it There's no way he'd ever have invested in that club though, that was my point. Suppose he's East coast and doesn't know any better, although Murray probs pleaded with him to sit beside him at games, if you know what I mean.

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Does It really matter who he or any of the rest of these so called Famous fans support, They get complimentry tickets for all the big games and as far as I know don't dip there pockets to help either club. Tit for Tat Bullsh*t

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22 Jul 2011 10:06:16
Kenny Miller officially a Cardiff player. Cant believe rangers have paid £1.5 Million for a substitute defender Lee Wallace yet they can only offer £400,000 for Miller. There loss our gain....
Is it just me or does the Lee Wallace signing stink of desperation?

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Yea its just you m8


Tony

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22 Jul 2011 08:34:58
So much for entering fresh talks with stijjn the belguin goalkeeper hes entered talks with sampdoria and not for a trial i may add, were slagging the darkside for not spending much, but weve not spent a flucking penny apart from wanyama, get your finger out your arse lawllel we need a goalkeeper now, all this trial s:::e is a load of bollocks so not spend yet again.YNWA.

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Don't know who you are pal, however I think we're lucky to have Desmond and Lawell. The only mistake Lawell has made was to hire Mowbray and I don't even blame him for that. We're ok as a club and have a decent squad with prospects. I'm also frustrated about the goalkeeper situation, however events across the city are keeping me entertained at the moment because their situation is absolutely laughable. Check out their forum, it's hilarious....they're all deluded and arguing amongst themselves. Some are now even starting to worry about Whyte now....magic.


Ed07, how's our good Ed on this fine day? Any news pal, not seen a paper yet? I was checking out this De Nigris on YouTube last night as everyone keeps mentioning this guy. Looks a player that could add quality to our squad. I also think we aren't going to sign a CB now, what do you think? I think a keeper and and maybe a striker......if we keep Sammy, I don't think we'll be signing a striker

Timalloy, you back buddy? Hope you had good hols pal.....Miko {Ed007's Note - Morning Miko, nothing new to report from my end mate, sorry. I can't see us signing a new CB, I don't think we need to, but NL has said he is looking to bring in a GK and a CF, but surely a GK is still the priority.}

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22 Jul 2011 01:56:31
Heard you lot are after Craig Gordon, .....you can have him for £10m

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Boil yer heid ya fud. He was way overpriced at 10 million when he left hearts and that was before his 3 or 4 serious injuries.
Kevbhoy

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Hahaha, good answer Kev......Miko

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22 Jul 2011 01:13:20
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How we payin 3mill for cuellar tony when a 2 mill bid has been accepted yer an idiot

if you read the post properly ya turnip i said Celtic fans where slating us for not paying the 3 mil villa first quoted for Carlos which we wouldn't pay i know we have had a bid of 2 mil accepted

SO DON'T GO ROUND CALLING PEOPLE AN IDIOT UNTIL YOU CAN STRING A FEW WORDS TOGETHER TO READ A SENTENCE YOU NED( Non Educated Delinquent) hope you can get someone to read this out for you


Tony

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You two are on the wrong forum.....couple of fa**ies.....Miko

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22 Jul 2011 00:37:53
Not worried about whats goin on at ibronx at all. Our squad just needs a bit of fine tuning. Granted its a bit unfortunate that the gk situation has dragged on as long as it has but for the first time in 3 years we have squad stability, the league is comin home.

Drew

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The league is coming home?? eh?

Don't you know it's a conspiracy against celtic and you'll never win the league again?

The SFA & the refs are on the Rangers payroll...

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Hey Clint ( man with no name) least have the gumption to leave a name when you come on to slag people Timalloy PS We will overcome all obstacles this season as Lenny brings back the title to Paradise

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Correct Drew....Miko

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