Celtic Banter Archive September 21 2012

 

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21 Sep 2012 21:43:40
Hey Pat, where there's "Brass" theres money but not as much money in my
new venture. Going into stadium building my new plasticine Ibrokes looks the business. I have even given it a Sevco "Lifetime guarantee" (about 30 minutes)
LOL Timalloy ( Plastic ine surgeon)
PS Pat I have the technology (well spare plasticine) what do YOU want
built? (mates rates naturally, but sorry cash only, no plastic)

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Tim, you a got a funny plastic obsession you wan to get of your shoulder. On you go pal, brush that urge of with your shoulders.

Dtp89(I know you take the huff when we don't leave a name)

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Make springy buroo then ah kin staun oan it timbo!

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21 Sep 2012 20:18:24
ed oan behauf ae the boays whits wee timbo oan?
he husnae talked tae a brass?
talkin a witch?

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21 Sep 2012 20:16:03
ed wits a modicum?
is it wen wee vera watchis davy hosselhaff? {Ed007's Note - Have you ever seen Quadrophenia Pat, well see when Phil Daniels is down the alleyway with Lesley Ash, that's a 'modicummming'. If the dirty wee sod was lying in bed pretending his sock was Lesley Ash, that's a 'modicum'.}

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FILTHY TALK......AH LUV IT!!! HH!! :)

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21 Sep 2012 19:21:47
Part 2 of my USA travels....

True story (honest) still in Atlantic City Mrs T and the girls were taking ages to get ready ( how come we guys can get showered, changed in 10 minutes but it takes women 2 hours?)
anyway I digress, so bored I took a stroll outside and met this very friendly
lady who asked if I "wanted some company"
I thought what nice people here...
It took me a couple of minutes to get the brain in action, in my defence it
was only 6pm, broad daylight and very busy, you do not expect a "lady of the night" at that time.
Anyway we got chatting, no not how much!
I asked her about Atlantic City and this was her reply "Honey, I ain't no
tourist information" I replied I thought some tourists must have "stopped off
for a wee visit"
More adventures tomorrow from Timalloy the innocent abroad LOL

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Mer like the idiot abroad?

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Ha ha Pat, never mind there is "modicum" ra morra LOL Timalloy

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Tim knows all about idiots abroad, look at him skelping on the sevco page. he must meet a load of idiots on his travels there. best fisherman on here apart from yoursel Ed Bond.

Hail Hail

COYBIG

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21 Sep 2012 18:36:36
Ed....i posted a link to the new kit hours before it was revealed... you missed my scoop:(


taco

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21 Sep 2012 18:25:30
here ed ah no the sheffield utd guys warnt
us aboot wee chico bit by **** they nevur telt us how doonrite borin he wiz hey gone ur the days wen wee vera
wid say" hey budgie dick am wet!"
am snoring in ten flat noo wae the new in improved "greens snoring tabs" am aff like a fkn energy savin bulb,
afore ye kin say ramsdins the pawnies am oot there runnin through the wide opin feelds ae ibrux chasin jackie bird aff the telly (serves ur rite she shoodnae be oan it)
hes goat a coopin thit if he wiz oan madum two sods yed lite it!(truble wae that iz the bstd wid last fur a week)
emdy fancy a swift wan?

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Can you post that English pal?

Dtp89 {Ed007's Note - We don't allow posts on any sites castigating spelling or grammar Dtp89, you know the site rules, keep it civil and adult.}

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Dear Dtp89 or the "spelling police constable" I hate to be pedantic (but I will lol) your sentence should read "Can you post IN English pal?" Now that makes more sense, Pal! Timalloy (grammar student)

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Ah huvnae goat yur english pal? bit if a see wan whl post um ok wae that numb nuts?

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21 Sep 2012 18:08:10
"Closer to home, the Englishman is also eager to upgrade the G51 area around Ibrox, revitalising the land with a focus on health and leisure activity rather than retail outlets, as well as purchasing Edmiston House, while putting forward a complete revamp of the adjoining area,a state of the art museum, casino,hotel,& a micky d's fur munchies!,
The first phase will incorprate a fone boax & a bookies
(both state ae the art by the waey) & we will alsae be lookin it waeys thit we kin rip the arse oot ae the punturs so iz when they leave eddy dr oan a sat nite(thats except for when the tic ur it hame of course ur partick ur even queens perk) then the fans wull be ab so fkn skint thit they wull be booki a" broxy cab" back tae thur wee hovuls tae droon thur sorrows till next time,
naebidy hiz evur tried a development on this scale afore davo minty by the waey where is he noo?
plus we huv telt glesga coonsul thit we demand tae turn the rev paisley rd west intae a pedestrian precinct so iz aw the winos fae wine alley kin stagger aboot without huvin tae call a "broxy cab" tae the suthurn gen. naw cancul that last wan thurs a drap in dosh there turn it intae "the newM8 1/2"

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21 Sep 2012 16:06:45
It’s obvious to anyone with a modicum of brains that “Newco” and “Oldco” are two separate entities. “Newco” fans seem to be unable to understand this and think it is only the business side that has gone bust the football club is the same. This should make it easy to understand.

If they are the same football club why:-

1. Did the “Newco” need to apply for SPL membership, “Oldco” already had membership, if they are the same football club membership would have continued.
2. Did the “Newco” need to apply for an SFA licence, “Oldco” already had a licence, if they are the same football club the licence would have continued.
3. Did Mr Green need to buy the history that belonged to the “Oldco” If they are the same football club the history would have continued without the requirement to purchase it.
4. Do the “Newco” not have a licence to play in Europe, the “Oldco” had a licence and if they are the same football club this would have continued.

Under no circumstances should the “Newco” be able to benefit from impersonating the “Oldco” I have asked Alec Thomson at Channel 4 to start a campaign to ensure that they have to remove all traces of the “Oldco” from their website and that all logos and badges must be changed from the ones that were used by the “Oldco”

The creditors that lost all the money when the “Oldco” went bust must be disgusted that the “Newco” are getting away with this while they lost everything

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A successful CVA would have saved the old Rangers Football club founded 1872 and incorporated as a company 1899. The CVA failed but Green is using everything as though it was a successful CVA and creditors paid off. Why have the CVA process at all if you can get away with this?
In addition, only two out of 40 footballers with the old Rangers signed on with the new club. The rest walked away with no legal recourse for compensation to Green because he's running a new club founded in 2012.
Wimbledon on liquidation had to start as MKDons with new badges and colours and name. Is Green telling us that wasn't necessary for Wimbledon?
If it was the same football club all debenture holders would still have their debentures. All debts would still be valid.
It's disgraceful that this is being allowed in Scotland in the 21st century.....open law breaking of acts of parliament.

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Ed has repeatedly said he is bored with this subject!! who are you trying to convince OP? Is Alec Thomson really going to take up your challenge?

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Wtf's amodicum {Ed007's Note - A token amount, very little.}

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A very good post and i see that there is not a single post from the darkside trying to counter these 4 facts.

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I am not from the darkside but have a comment - I think we all agree with OP but this then means that the only punishment which can be handed it for EBT's must be to the Oldco then? So basically it may result in a paperwork exercise where some titles are re-logged in the archives as "Title Withdrawn" or something similar. It is then left to the taxman to chase individuals which will go for years and cost the taxpayers more cash. Am I seeing this correctly?

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The new club under green has agreed contractually to take penalties for entry to Scottish association football.
This in no way implies or is evidence that the new club is an uninterrupted continuation of the old club.

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It's a failed CVA, the club was not saved.
Green cannot use badges, logos, monograms, branding, the name, traditions nor history.
To do so is breaking insolvency law.

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21 Sep 2012 15:40:20
ed, i see timalloy has reported same problem on the rangers site. maybe it's a server fault ie virgin . i'm guessing , I T ignorant , shamrock {Ed001's Note - Virgin are nothing to do with our servers mate, I guess you mean your ISP could be the problem? It is possible that it is just not loading up properly due to a slow or intermittent connection at your end. We are looking at it anyway, just in case there is any issue our end making it worse.}

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21 Sep 2012 14:29:03
ed , do you know there is something wrong with the reply boxes , just coming up a wite square with no text box. shamrock {Ed001's Note - is that via mobile?}

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All is fine via PC ed

Linnie88 {Ed007's Note - I am fine on my home set up and mobile Linnie. I have passed on your info Shamrock and I am waiting to see if they need any more. Sorry to anyone having this problem.}

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IPad working fine

Vambo

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21 Sep 2012 13:59:36


The SFA have thrown Queen of the South out of the Ramsdens Cup as their players were on dual contracts ..... joners, painters, bus drivers, postmen ........

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21 Sep 2012 13:58:21


Rangers have been reinstated to the Ramsdens Cup as Charles Green has bought Queen of the South's history.

K-Dot.

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21 Sep 2012 12:50:05
Thought some of you might like to hear about my Boston trip. Wherever I go I always try and find an Irish pub, so Mrs T came away with this cracker..
"I hope your not going to go and search out an Irish pub" I laughed then said "in Boston EVERY pub is an Irish one"
Took in a baseball game, boy do the Red Sox Suck!
Talked to an ice hockey fan who asked if I liked the Bruins, I told him I never missed their weekly cartoon page in the Post and Big Hen, Daphne, Maw and Paw Broon etc were great.
Went to Niagra and was surprised to see Ian Paisley there I asked him what
he was doing and he said "I am guarding Niagra's Falls"
Nearest town is Toronto so while there I went to see "The Loan Arranger" who gave me some "Silver"
We took another trip to Atlantic City like Las Vegas but with a sea view..
Went into one casino and was shocked at all the scantily clad waitresses, some local people don't approve either and the waitresses have a lot of Knockers! ... to be continued.... lol Timalloy

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Here you a went tae vegas n goat a see view, so get it rite up ye ye wee snob
ye used tae be a pal bit no noo

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21 Sep 2012 12:31:39
just read Glinty Green Eyes rant and i have to say what a sad example of someone trying to employ the "divide and conquer " tactic.
As days are passing methinks he is finally beginning to show signs of regretting buying into The rankers by the actions and statements he puts forward,and now he's clutching at straws by taking this stance on the other clubs who voted them out.

Is it not better that we have football in this country as an honest and fair sport for all to support,rather than biased hate filled joke that WAS your predecessors club.

You didnt have a clue what you were getting yourself into and now you're desperado tactics
are there for all to see.

Green Judge

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21 Sep 2012 12:28:11
on this mornings jeremy kyle show.........
we meet a couple from glasgow who want to settle their differences one way or the other today!
SALLY SAYS"that bawbag is oot tae aw times ae the nite sayin hees been tae taronto ur monico ur baurheed when am in hear wae 11 weans sewin up auld ranjurs jerseys , well am hear the day tae tell um its goat tae stoapn alsae he isnae the faithur ae they weans so there by the waey!
CHARLES SAYS" ay up chuck calm down thees got wrong end o' stick me luvly am just tryin to keep our heads above watur!
so lets hear it for sally & charles......................
so charles will you take a lie detector test for..........
charles come back & face the music!
se you after the break..........
enter foxy bingo?

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21 Sep 2012 12:22:21
I just cannot understand why the authorities who govern companies and the footballing authorities continue to allow Glints Green to get away with saying his new club founded in 2012 is the same club being liquidated. There's also insolvency laws prohibiting him trading as the old club, yet he's using the same name, using the same branding, using the same history, using the same logos and badges. It's all thoroughly illegal without any doubt.
Does someone have to walk into a strathclyde police station and make a formal complaint for the law to take effect and be applied to Green?

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We done this a while ago and every one agreed that when the liquidation proper starts they will be told what they can and cant do.Woolworths closed and a consortium in the south wanted to buy the goodwill and call themselves "wellworths".They were not allowed,is English law different?..........green jhedi

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Wimbledon were liquidated and had to start again as MK Dons. New colours, new strips new badges and logos, zero history..... Why can Green's Newco be any different?
They had a failed CVA. Why bother with a CVA process to save clubs when if it fails h get to keep everything for even less money?
We shouldn't need to await liquidation of the old club. He's breaking the law right now!! {Ed007's Note - The original club hasn't been liquidated yet.}

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21 Sep 2012 12:19:54
mournin edo is it jist me bit glesgas wee maskoat "clyde" is the spittin ae wee broony even his wee green badly fittit legs are identikul lmfao,oan this moarnins d recordo hes even daen the broony ffs
ps ah think they cauld um clyde cos hes green ,stinks,n pishes imsell when full ae the buckie,whit a maskit!

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21 Sep 2012 09:03:33
This excuse for human being, Green, will be the next major headline. How he ever got into business in the first place is beyond me. The statement which he made in public after his Geneva jolly seems to be bordering on racist in my opinion. If anyone else was to use the phrase "only in the stupidity of Scotland" all he'll would break loose but this little English "man" gets off Scot free. He is a disgrace to our country and will get worse.

Jimbho

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21 Sep 2012 07:28:42
Good Morning Bhoys/Ghirls and wee Pat,
just saw the "Glint in their eyes" post
as a tribute here is a song our Charles
can sing.......

Ma, He's Making Eyes at Me......lol Timalloy

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Ha ha,how about "pretty green eyes"

Green Judge

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21 Sep 2012 00:19:03
Ed,what's the Ladbrokes ads on the site all about?

Jungle Bhoy. {Ed001's Note - just a new ad campaign, Google Adsense are simply not paying enough to keep things running, even though the hits are rising, the return is dropping. I would prefer to have no ads at all, if only!}

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