Celtic Banter Archive May 21 2011

21 May 2011 22:27:53
Not sure how reliable the source is who suggested an interest in Aldo De Nigris but I had a look on youtube and would just like to say, Mr. Lennon get this guy in a hooped shirt. Although I do appreciate videos can be misleading but the range of goals this guy scores is really good. hail hail

Kevbhoy {Ed007's Note - Kev, don't judge a player by youtube, Stuart McCall was a silky player but couldn't control a car under him at bradford!!}

Definitely ed. Just pointin out that this guy looks good in the air and can score the odd screamer. I did mention youtube is unreliable but his scoring record is also very decent. As long as we get a decent target man I'm not too bothered.
Kevbhoy {Ed007's Note - We do need a big strong CF no doubt, Samaras looks the part but he really isn't}

Stuart mcall was a better player than anything celtic have ed

21 May 2011 21:07:47
Well done to your lot for your win today. I think, on the whole, you deserved something from this season.

Let's hope we can remember this season for the football and not anything else.

Daviet {Ed007's Note - Here's hoping Davie, I'll be glad to see the back of this season with all the nonsense that has went on}

Daviet.celtic fans won't remember this season for footballing reasons. rangers won the league.simple as that. in there eyes it will be remembered for a season of conspiracys against celtic. so save your breath showing celtic any sympthies. we are the champions never let the celtic forget it. {Ed007's Note - If that is what you will remember about this season that is rather small minded IMO, there was alot more serious issues than the pettiness you keep bringing up. Maybe you should look and see the respect decent Rangers fans are given on this site before you keep coming up with juvenile put downs}

Lol ed. i feel your pain. the cup justs not good enough. you wanted the big one. of couse you realise its another year in the shawdow of the mighty rangers you face. and of course we are gonna lorde it over you all for another 12 months at least. i can honestley see you you havibg another celtic pretender in the hot seat by september

Rangers won the league ed. that's all that matters.im not interested in lennon or his ludicrous feelings or thoughts.we should leave his followers to that. this season will be remembered for the obstacles rangers have over come and dug deep to achieve what many people thought was impossible. a 54th league tittle. that's what this season will be surely be remembered for {Ed007's Note - Aye, ok then}

Celtic fans will remember this season as the start of something very, very special. Lennon took a very well experienced manager and took him the full road, i don't think Ally will prove a problem at all. Roll on next season. . . .
BHRYDO BHOY

Ed .enlightein me. what pettiness did i bring up that wasnt true? im curious {Ed007's Note - Well if you are curious work it out for yourself. I was answering a decent, civil post from Daviet about what has gone on in Scottish football this year and your input was "Daviet.celtic fans won't remember this season for footballing reasons. rangers won the league.simple as that. in there eyes it will be remembered for a season of conspiracys against celtic. so save your breath showing celtic any sympthies. we are the champions never let the celtic forget it." Not exactly keeping an adult conversation going or being constructive or even funny, in fact that might be funnys cousin, No Funny. If I need to explain why your post had no place in the ongoing civilised banter/conversation then it really is not my place to educate you}

I want sickbhouy.i want sickbhouy. .and the atheist if hes still livin.lol {Ed007's Note - Probably out doing The Huddle somewhere}

ED.I THINK THE SICKBHOUY AND THE DARK ONE WONT BE DOING MUCH OF A HUDDLE AFTER THE STATEMENTS THEY MADE HERE NOT A VERY LONG TIME AGO.I THINK THERE MORE EMBARRESED THAN ANYTHING. BUT I WONT RIP THE s**t OUTTA THEM IF THE COME BACK. 2 GOOD MEN FOR THE CRAIC AND BANTER.THATS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT.ALTHOUGH I LOVE SUPPORTING THE CHAMPIONS. IVE BEEN HERE ALL YEAR ED BACKING MY TEAM.SO I WANA MILK THE REWARDS. IVE TAKEN THE FLAK AND THE s**t. FAIRS FAIE THE ED.

Bhrydo bhoy 1 point or 20 points celtic still lost the spl an im pretty sure allys had a good apprenticeship so roll on next season but without the nonsense big rab by the way

I was enjoyin myself here the celtic ed. that woman of mines doing ma heed in about a bit of nookie. .take it easy men. keep the banter going. .sure life wud br dull without it. {Ed007's Note - Send her over my direction, my Mrs is sleeping. But I'm no pumping her up, send her over ready inflated!!}

Go ahead big rab. .com on the champions. .

Ahh. .so how do u no im over here the ed?. .threw that one in to see if your checking ip adresses. your post insinuates im over there some where. ie. across the water. this would go a bit of a way to explaining to you i don't answer my own posts as was insinuated by your good self earlier in the evening. CHECK THE IP ADRESSES BEFORE PASSING COMMENT ED. WE WUD EAT YE OVER HERE. .LOL. .LOL {Ed007's Note - There's a quite a few from "over there" have ate me over the years, or was it over here? in saying that, cannibalism isn't my forte but I'll never deny eating human flesh, coz that would be an untruth}

Now im curious the celtic ed, , lol.lol. .ive a wee passion for the scots women.lol. cud we not have like a end of season, , . take me out wi scots birds and ulster women? {Ed007's Note - I'll have some of that, but I'll supply the music lol}

LOL RESPECT TO THE ED. WHITTY f***ER.

Im just sayin what rangers fans where sayin last season. . .rookie manager. .half a squad. . . . meanwhile we are settled.
BHRYDO BHOY

Note on the music ed007 only when they sing you no want side they are on. go any were humming or whisling the tunes and both sides wouldn't have a clue we have robbed so many tunes from each other it amazing but also good means we have a good ear for nice music as for the birds the same do your head in after a week big rab by the way still playing si bheag si mhor on my flute why because i like it {Ed007's Note - I suspect you are about as half daft as me Rab!}

Yes ed007 im only half daft i support the spl champion rangers and you off your trolly because you love the celtic playing the bflat flute and irish and scottish folk music go together like fish and chips big rab by the way and anoying ignorant people since well along time {Ed007's Note - I don't set out to annoy, upset or wind people up, it just happens for some strange reason!}

Ed007 the post wasnt for you i like your notes on the end of messages and find you non offence i like the fair manner in which you apply youself to the job in hand and wouldn't call you ignorant unlike some of the nonsense you read on here big rab by the way {Ed007's Note - Why thank you kind sir, your cheque is in the post}

£50 rich boy i believe

21 May 2011 20:56:10
eds.what about the celtic fans who chant about the **?these supporters threw bananas at mark walters and made monkey chants all day? the celtic support taunted claudio reyna about aeroplanes in the sky mocking 9/ 11 where thousands sadly died.they couldnt respect the war dead for two minutesbefore a game.the best supporters in the world floored hugh dallas when rangers clinched the league. poor dida attached on the field of play at paradise. when will it ever end, and celtic say rangers are scotlands shame. bet you don't poist this eds. don't let the outside world no about the loyal celtic fans {Ed007's Note - Well there's a bet you have lost}

I don't mind a bit of critisisim from the celtic fans life would be boring without them but what gets me is the way the majority of them seem to bury their heads in the sand yes we at Rangers have our problems yes our fans sing inapropriate songs and yes our fans have done some realy stupid things ie Manchester but lets be honest Celtic fans cannot and should not take the moral high ground as you can see by the post above or is this just a big conspiricy and none of that happened

tonydom

Respect to you the ed {Ed007's Note - Gee a compliment?? swoon}

The CELTIC SUPPORT mocked reyna and 9/11? Are u the biggest moron of ALL TIME? As I recall, ONE MAN was pictured imitating a plane and was subsequently banned for life from celtic park

No knobule i was there. i seen the dispicable behaviour for myself. .its not a conspiracy. reyna was gutted and wept after the gane {Ed007's Note - No he didn't}

Dear oh dear you need a valium son sittin there in your wee rangers rage calm down and enjoy your title the league starts earlier this year you won't have long to enjoy it.

21 May 2011 20:17:56
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21 May 2011 17:38:03
this is no rumour, this is fact, celtic - Scottish cup winners 2011 - congrats Celtic FC

This is no rumour, this is fact -Glasgow Rangers - SPL Champions and League cup winners 2010/ 2011 - congrats Glasgow Rangers FC watp

tonydom

U forgot Scotlands Shame 1872-2011

You don't call burning poppys on rememberance day shamefull m8 get your own house in order before you condem ours

Tonydom

Here here tonydom. .ive sent a post about scotlands real shame. the people who taunted claudio reyna about 9/11 ect don't think the eds will post it tho. nothing sectariain just the truth about the loyal celtic fans {Ed007's Note - If you look it was posted, so your point is?? At least wait before trying to stir it FGS}

Lets see the poppys thing or bombs, bullets and abuse to lennon. i think you lot win the scotlands shame title.

One upmanship so boring is this all you got to say rangers done this celtic done that remember what i keep saying there are fans on both sides that let themselfs down along with there club zzzzzzzzzzzzzz sorry ed007 nearly fell asleep big rab by the way {Ed007's Note - Rab, as a Rangers man can I ask you your opinion on Carlos Cuellar? A Rangers fan was on the Aston Villa page asking about him, I said about his attitude and the way he left Rangers. After saying he wanted to stay for life he moved the following week, the guy came back with I didn't know what I was talking about, that is what happened wasn't it? I know it gets boring just each side saying "we're better than you" and can't be much fun for you guys to read apart from it clogging up the page}

Ed my opinion is this wasnt happy the way he left but understand it club out of europe and in tormoil he had a clause in his contract his agent made it known to other clubs and more money allegedly how many times have we heard that from a player like diouf the other day saying the clubs magic the fans are the best my understanding is that hes been offered a contract but the money is poor squad players money my soarces words not mine so if he signs for whats on offer im perpared to support him but the other side of the coin there is money to be made from these players but it good when players prove it by signing new deals with out asking for stupid demand i think lennon signing of kayal was best bit of business this year love to have him but we couldnt afford him fab player work rate the way he breaks up play and general play make a couple of average player look good sorry for the tangent can't help myself big rab by the way {Ed007's Note - Thanks Rab, I thought Cuellar was going back to Spain though}

I been told that rangers havent even spoke to cuellar to sound him out and your right rumours linking him to three spanish clubs still have him back though congratulations on winning the cup motherwell had a lot to play for and were found lacking simple as that big rab by the way {Ed007's Note - I'm delighted we won, but any final that isn't an OF game is a bit of a damp squib IMO, but it got the monkey off our back so to speak. Hopefully we can move on from it and win the league next year, and let's hope it's the football that we are talking about}

Come on ed0007 how many times do you want to play us in a season. no what your saying old firm final or a non old firm final is the best. rangers fans hoping motherwell could step up but in reality no that celtic would want it more . i watched it with me carryout and had a good time cheers big rab by the way hic {Ed007's Note - So you sobered up at some point after last Sunday then lol}

Just about ed007 but for me the manner of how we play last few games was brilliant when you compare it to 4-1-4-1 the 5-4-1 or the 4-5-1 only for injury walter would have stuck to these then thought maybe this bunch of players are better that i thought who knows but im looking forward to next season to see how are new signing fit in and how ally sets out the team big rab by the way looking to get a present of a comma and to know how to use it ha {Ed007's Note - Gee take a breath Rab lol}

21 May 2011 20:00:32
its a conspiricy! why did baldy not get sent off?
who was the ref today? what team did he support as a boy? i demand an enqiry, a summit and a lawyer presant to review everything about todays game!
the tiger - "beyond reproach"
hope you are happy with your season, out of 2 european cups 1st hurdle, lost league, lost league cup, but did manage to win against motherwell. well done to you all. if your happy i can't wait for next season. lennon must stay (because he's happy to be a loser)

Could this poster of the conpiracy post above please tell the eds your not based in belfast {Ed007's Note - Apoligises for any confusion I caused, must have been sorting through posts and misread them, sorry}

Accepted the eds. a bye ball giving lol. theres been a lot of confusion amoung your crew this season.loljust loooking for someone to blame.lol. should i ask for an internal eds enquiry and get my lawyer on to ito.or just accept poeple make mistakes and get on with it.and you aint out to get me. lol.lolyou asked for that one, , lol {Ed007's Note - It was my assistant that made the mistake, don't blame me, the boss is on my side until we get caught out and sacked}

21 May 2011 19:50:06
eds.i think im gona start a campaing to keep lennon.murphy. samaras.loovens and the big bald diddy at the back. .among a few others. .do you think desond and the crew will be happy with this years acheivememts? {Ed007's Note - Yes}

Eds as a rangers supporter i have to say im glad the celtic family are pleased with this years achievements. .o how the expectations of celtic have dropped. i wouldn't like to think a scots cup win next season would pacify mr whyte. four years ago celtic supporters laughed at us when we won the scots and league cups after celtic had won the league.celtic supporters said the cups meant nothing. o how the tables have turned. {Ed007's Note - So you are surmising what Mr Whyte would accept as success at the end of the biggest transitional period in the clubs history since 1986? Is any trophy won not a success? I just hope that Mr Whyte and your rookie manager doesn't disappoint the high expectations of Rangers fans, I would hate to see Rangers scarves and season tickets being burnt in the street like the last time your club "let the fans down" by signing Mo Johnston. PFFT!}

Ooo. there won't be no throwing of the scarfs ect. as seen at last 18 months back. ala mowbry of beating the manager up ala strachanthe back bone of the the rangers team will take to the field next season with a few new faces who will drive the champions on to one of the best periods in the clubs history. maybe not like the rangers with the lauprups and gazzas.but just with the simple facr celtic are a poor side and will take runners up as a good season. as you stated yourself.you finish 2nd and claim the big men at celtic will consider this season a success {Ed007's Note - What?? Is your birthday soon? Ask for a comma as a present, I can't make head nor tail of that post! How many Lauprups and Gazzas played for Rangers? If you can't post anything coherent and constructive, even funny would do, don't give me toothache by trying to decipher your input}}

Mind lass year when that team ross county (LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL0 beat celtic ? there was fans outside celtic park attempting to attack the players while giving them abuse ! so my personal opinion i don't think any celtic fans should be saying anything about rangers supporters fromn 1986 ! the video of my point is on youtube incase u think im just talkin bull :)

Been on here talking about people slagging of rival fans then try taking the moral high ground ed007. when mo infact wasnt the first don't believe me do a bit of research big rab by the way and stop believing what your told. i don't it like an urban legend or something ha

21 May 2011 18:28:29
21 May 2011 00:01:07
Samaras has been told Saturday will be his last game and to look for a club. John Carew has ALREADY been contacted and will be offered a 12 month deal with a one year option if it works out.

I'm posting this because it's in house, but I'm prepared to bet our "friends" in the press have it and will print it, suprise suprise, tomorrow to try and unsettle our cup final perparations. .
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Carew is out of contract u tool lol

Celtic spent all that money last summer on the guarentee that they would win the league.

FAIL FAIL im afraid . . sell b4 you buy from now on soz ;)

All that money? Think again ya monkey. He didn't even spend as much as he brought in. The money he did use has built a completely new team who have managed to reach 2 cup finals, winning 1, and finishing 1 point behind rangers in the league. Europe simply came too early. Lennon is goin to be a great celtic manager if he gets a new deal. You know this whether u admit it or not because how many other rookies (fat sally included) could turn things around as well as lenny has in the last 18 or so months?
Kevbhoy

21 May 2011 17:38:03
this is no rumour, this is fact, celtic - Scottish cup winners 2011 - congrats Celtic FC

21 May 2011 03:25:28
Away from players, anyone care to reveal how much a season ticket is costing them this season and where the seat is? Intrested cos i am considering one. Cheers