Celtic Banter Archive December 20 2011

20 Dec 2011 21:12:34
Former Scotland midfielder Ian Ferguson is under pressure as Perth Glory manager after only four wins in 10 A-League games.
Now that's a real shame LOL ;)

Taking joy out of others misfortune would have others think your a bitter wee guy, how long ago did he leave rangers and you still harbour thoughts of hate for the guy.

Lighten up man that aint healthy!

Couldn't have happened to a better gretin

Im sure he will come on here look at the comments and think o himself ....."man i still get right up their noses ......... good stuff!" lol i take it we can asumme that as much as you revel in his faliure u must hate it when formers gers men are succesful ...... what a way to live your life man ..... lol so sad !

It must be niggling you chappie that you keep replying to the original post how sad does that make you

To the clown who replied to the original post how stupid are you if you think ferguson is going to be looking through celtic rumour and banter pages but then again you fell hook line and sinker with your constant replies to the original post.

U must hate it when formers gers men are succesful ...... WHO?

Ian

Who ... last time i checked ally is currently the most succesful manager in scotlanf?!

stuart mcall by all accounts is really strugglin at motherwell,
that guy feruson at that red team down south how has he got on?

pfffft FAIL ! {Ed007's Note - So where did you check for that about McCoist? What has he won as a manager? I think you will find that's a FAIL for you mate.}

I was the guy who replied to the original post ......
"It must be niggling you chappie that you keep replying to the original post how sad does that make you"

so let me get this right im sad for doing the exact thing that you did and send a post ? hmmm ok i see ur logic ... errrr ....lol.

If trolling former gers employees and praying for their downfalls makes u a happy man then that says it all ..... awwww didums :oP

Ed name a manager in the SPL so far this season with a better record in scotland ....... anyone ....... in his debut season as well ..... it must be either because A. he is a damn good manager or B. he has a better squad.

Whats it to be ...... lol {Ed007's Note - How is he the most successful manager in Scotland? That is what you said, so tell me what he has won? It's not a difficult question is it? Surely you have a list of the trophies he has won as a manager to back up your statement.}

Check again ed i said the most succesful in scotland .... im basing that on the basis of his games played, won, drawn and lost.
so far he has been the most succesful THIS SEASON as originally stated .... sure that might change, he might go on and win fook all but for now the stats dont lie. {Ed007's Note - But surely to be a success you must have won something, that is what success is based on. You said he is CURRENTLY the most successful manager in Scotland, how can he be when he is in his first year as a manager and hasn't won anything?}

Apologies ed i just double checked and i said this currently (i meant currently this season .... lol now that is a fail !!)

What is Ally's 'record' as a Manager - Mrs E

Well as things stand ally has accumulated more points than any other manager ..... at the end of the day those with more points win ..... so as said so far this season he has been the best manager {Ed007's Note - Mate, you're clutching at straws, and not making a very good job at it.}

Na not really this was all in reference to a poster asking who from trangers hae went on and done well in management ..... Ally so far has a team top of the league at halfway stage (that by EVERY single celtic fans accounts yes I have not met a celtic fan this year who thinks gers team is better than celtics).

So how can he not be considered a success so far in his management career if the league ends right now he wins the league when he doesnt have the best team ....... how can that happen? {Ed007's Note - So that makes him the most successful manager in Scotland right now? Having won absolutely nothing but sitting top of the league? The league doesn't end now does it? If my aunt had b*llocks she would be my uncle, but she doesn't. CFC have took a 22 points out of the last 24 and Rangers have only took 19, by your reckoning then who is the best team in Scotland? Never mind winning things just go with stats eh?}

That has to be the biggest FAIL we have had yet on here dearly me nameless poster must try harder

viewparkbhoy {Ed007's Note - Laughable VPB isn't it, you don't need to win anything to be successful. Football will never be the same again!!}

Eh but na u dont need to win to be a success .... walter smiths spell in charge of scotland was described as a succesful time in charge ....... currenly Pardew is a huge success with Newcastle .... u denying they aint ? {Ed007's Note - What? Really mate, what? I have no idea about WS tenure as Scotland boss, who said it was a success, I can't remember Scotland qualifying for a tournament under WS, isn't that how you measure international success for Scotland? and I think most NUFC fans will wait till the end of the season to see if AP is a success, as will Mike Ashley. What about McLeish at Birmingham, he won a cup and got relegated, do you think Birmingham fans thought he was a success? You're at the wind up now aren't you? Why didn't you answer my question about the form team in Scotland? If the league was only over the last 8 games who would win it? You are saying if the league stopped now, I'm saying if it was only over the last eight games. I'm answering your questions but you are avoiding mine, it's ok to admit you are wrong you know.}

How can Ally McCoist be the most successful manager in Scotland at the moment ? Yes Rangers are top of the table , BUT he has won Hee haw as a manager , Rangers have been knocked out of two European competitions and the League cup under his management .

20 Dec 2011 20:57:21
Just off the phone with my bro who is a private account manager at a well known bank Den baba of Newcastle is on 55k a week? That's just mental! Ok he's the second top scorer in the league at the moment but previous to this he was playing (pretty badly) for West Ham and not scoring much at all? It's just crazy the wages down there.
TT88

He was banging them in for west him so i dont know were u got that from

Lol is the guys name not Demba Ba ?

20 Dec 2011 20:53:05
Ed..I know you LOVE Liverpool, an 8 match ban for Suarez & £40,000 fine ! Dear oh dear, not pretty (and neither was his conduct) - Mrs E {Ed007's Note - I've just answered FF81 on that Mrs.}

I seen that.. have they basically just taken Evra's word on the matter ? Mrs E {Ed007's Note - I'm not 100% sure but I think Suarez admitted using the word but not meaning it in an offensive manner. Read this Mrs, it says that LFC defence was based on the interpretation of the word in Uruguay, then their statement says that the finding was based solely on Evra's word:

www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/dec/20/luis-suarez-patrice-evra-racism

I've got to say for all his greetin...i love Suarez as a player - Mrs E

As a player Mrs E yes I agree he is a good player, but as a person he's a scumbag! Proven this at the world cup (penalty incident) then the 3 or 4 times this season he's not a very nice person at all.
But i'm sure most of the EPL over paid pre-maddonas are nowadays.
CB

Fits right in with some of them in EPL, crackin player though...Wonder what will come out of the John Terry incident ?! Banned for the rest of the season... - Mrs E {Ed007's Note - I'll bet that doesn't happen!!!}

Think he'll be more worried about what the Met Police will do with him?
CB {Ed007's Note - With a Euros final in the summer........}

Oooft CB, can't see that coming to anything.. Mrs E

Ed..Is Suzrez going to appeal this ? Was reading about the case being 'one of the most difficult of modern times' Mrs E {Ed007's Note - The club are waiting on the written report before deciding. They have fourteen days to appeal after receiving the written report.}

20 Dec 2011 20:42:42
I think that will be the last of Steve Keane now,2 down it's not even H.T yet.
CB

Anyone who let Seb Larsson leave esp. for nothing must be mental imo.
TT88

If I was a betting man i'd think that Steve Keane will do the right thing either tonight prob tommorow and hand in his resignation.
When you have played 17 games and only got 10 point's from those games it's just not working out. And he has had a wee while at it now so I'd say C'mon Mr Keane do the right thing, it must be terrible going to each game with your own fan's telling you to go. And they've been at it for a good while now too. Sorry to see it happen but imo I think it's the right thing to do.
CB

He didnt let seb larsson leave for nothing because larsson played for birmingham and left to join sunderland after his contract expired

davie c

20 Dec 2011 20:24:33
Ok Ed my man, what's the latest on Izzy's injury whilst playing at Morton?
It would be a bloody nightmare if the poor guy has done something to himself, when he and we all thought he was on his way back.
C'mon Izzy we are all missing you bud.
All the best Iz
CB {Ed007's Note - Both Izaguirre and Kelvin Wilson played the full 90 mins. As far as I know none of them had any adverse reactions. They will be monitored before any decision on whether they go into the weekend's squad.}

Ok thanks for the update bud ;)
CB {Ed007's Note - No worries buddy.}

20 Dec 2011 17:44:30
i work for another rumour site but always cast an eye on the goings on, on here.
anyway, here are just some rumours to have passed through our network of Editors lately.

Hooper wanted by, QPR, Newcastle & Sunderland
McCourt wanted by, Blackpool, Reading & Cardiff
Izzy to be watched by, Man u,Bolton & poss swap with spurs
Forrest intersting, Spurs & Swanse (if they loose their wee winger)

Possible signings.
McGugan & Chambers = Forrest
Becchio, O'Dea & McCormack = Leeds
Boyd = Peterborogh
Burke = B'ham
Hargreaves & Bridge = Man City
Pienaar or Giovanni - Spurs, swap for Izzy
Petrov, Cuellar & Ireland = Villa
Duff = Fulham
Dobbie & Sinclair = Swansea
O'Neil & Morrison = W.B.A.
Klasnic = Bolton

Also a few loan deals out there we have been named with, players who are looking for football

Loans for ....
Lukaku or Torres (i know, Torres, stranger things have happened) = Chelsea
Bothroyd = Q.P.Them

And here is the one that should be a defo.
Vela = Boton.

The Rumour House {Ed007's Note - I was going to delete this but the poor soul had put so much time and mind bending drugs into it. Here is his other post that came in at the same time regarding Luke Chambers from Nottingham Forest. You would think that someone who 'works' for another site (lucky him getting paid) and being a Nottingham Forest fan he could spell their name right:

Forrest fan living in Glasgow.
Great big player when he wants to be, but loses concentration to many times, also, not to clever with ball at his feet.

maybe a move to the lower leagues, like scotland, he will really stand out!

Alun

What a load of BS

Yes I can see Chelsea going to loan us Torres for the rest of the season?, Now i'm off to see my new bit on the side Megan Fox for the night.
Cheers Alun. (Alun?) Have you done any blug's lately?
CB {Ed007's Note - Tell Megan I said Hi CB :-)

Seen a similar post on Notts Forest page about Chambers saying he wouldn't go to the SPL as its equivalent to div 2,I pointed out that it didn't stop Wilson Ledley and Matthews the reply was to get real nobody gives a s,,t about the SPL . Words fail me ..."DH

I've heard good and bad things of the guy at forrest so not sure but i'm positive lenny and his scouts will have a good idea on who he will be getting. I should think esp. since big Dan has injured himself that he has no option but to buy atleast one, prob two CB's in Jan. I just hope they are good enough.
I thought he would of got the boy from Fulham tho, has good experience.
CB67

Wow that list is just amazing? You don't work for "The S&n" do you? I know Ed loves it! Reads it from back to front in the morning takes him the entire time to drink his cup of tea.
TT88 {Ed007's Note - LOL Maybe it's caughtoffsh1te.com he is from?}

Torres...thought he was defo going back to Liverpool lol

Agreed CB, we need, need, need at least one decent centre back in January. Mrs E

Lukaku, Torres, Hargreves, Duff, Bridge and Ireland we couldn't afford the wages nevermind the fee!

Burke and Cuellar.....no chance for the obvious reason!

Is this man been smoking something dodgy, he claims to work but i'm quite sure he'll be claiming benefits tomorrow if these are the rumours he produces!

DazzaBhoy {Ed007's Note - He could be a best selling author of fantasy fiction books.}

Right Ed thats me and Megan of to bed now.
Catch you later on.
CB67 {Ed007's Note - If she cuts one loose and blames you don't accept the blame mate, she is notorious for that! Night mate, take care.}

20 Dec 2011 12:50:38
afternoon everyone how are we all

hows everyones xmas shopping
coming along for once am all done
and dusted.

anybody see the crystal palace game
last night...the cp right back cracking
player.(cant remeber his name)

viewparkbhoy {Ed001's Note - was it Clyne? He is being tracked by half of England that lad, but I didn't see the game so don't know if he played or not.}

Thats right ed it is him checked internet...i his touch vision and passing was class thot he was a midfielder until they said at the end of the game the other boy scannell with the dreadlocks looks a cracking player to

viewparkbhoy {Ed007's Note - Crystal Palace have some quality young players at the moment. Beating Man Utd in the League Cup helped boost interest in them as well.}

20 Dec 2011 04:36:42
Let's see...... Larsson leaves Celtic for Barcelona and wins a Spanish league and Champions League medals.This clown Boyd leaves Rangers and can't make it in the championship or Turkey were he played 27 minutes.And to think some people said he was as good as Larsson GIVE ME A BREAK!!.This should end the debate of who is a better player once and for all.

It's ludicrous it was ever debated

I reall don't think there was any debate over who the 'better' player was ?! - Mrs E {Ed001's Note - I have to say that I have never seen one, even the Rangers fans have always said Larsson was the better player.}

No I have seen web sites now defunct where this was debated. on the You can't argue with (selective) stats kind. As a statastician I argue with stats all the time. And some times tell lies

David

It was the clown of a dj on real radio that started this cra*p

Yes your right there actually, was it not the one who did the early evening footy talk with Roughie, then moved to Early morning.
I'm pretty sure he did it just to stir the pot.
He's a bit of a plum and i think a jambo too which say's it all really
TT88 {Ed007's Note - Ewan Cameron?}