Celtic Banter Archive August 20 2017

 

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20 Aug 2017 21:47:21
New to group so be gentle guys, like the look of lad ghoddos fast and strong and knows his way to goal think he's better than anyone in SPL, by the way who is Ed, everyone seems to ask his advice on rumours and things lol.

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20 Aug 2017 22:04:57
Pedro, is that you mate?

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20 Aug 2017 23:26:44
I'm not sure anybody has ever asked, you just don't. He's our hero. Not the one we deserve, but the one we need. He's a (not so) silent guardian. A watchful protector. A dark knight. And pretty much any info he has is right.

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21 Aug 2017 00:23:57
Match officials can beat us. have done in the past. and will do again. no doubt in my mind.

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21 Aug 2017 03:44:58
Welcome Pedro164: 164 is that the amount of clubs u will be manager of by the time you retire. Lol
No one knows who Ed is he seems to jump in and out of this site like Yoda, all wise and knowing, ( aye right ) get into the live chat on Tuesday and who knows he / she might just have some input . Now where's my tin hat? ⛑.

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21 Aug 2017 07:07:53
Get on the Live Chat on Tuesday mate and you will find out we have a good old sing song before the game starts for any new comers Welsbhoy is head pyro technician and Ed is actually short for Edwina our own Swedish goddess if your lucky she's can even be half time entertainment only down side is she has a Scott Allan tattoo.

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21 Aug 2017 08:20:58
Ed dosent have any money, but what he does have is a particular set of skills, skills that would make him a nightmare for someone like you, If you don't let the girl go, he will find you ;)

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21 Aug 2017 18:44:05
See now he is just going to let the air oot her and stick her back in the drawer, never getting her back.

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20 Aug 2017 21:44:36
Who is going to beat us? I can't see a single team in the country taking 3 pts from us . Our Academy players come in and there is no difference. Who can beat us? No one total Domination and I for one truly believe that another undefeated Treble is on its way and 4 severed Hammerings in the league will be handed out to Sevco along they way.

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20 Aug 2017 22:58:56
No one should beat us, but someone eventually will. 1 bad game will come along, as long as we don't all act like spoilt brats when it does.

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20 Aug 2017 23:16:55
Complancy or disrespecting the opposition can beat us.
BR is the man to ensure that won't happen.
"In Brendan we trust" ✊️🍀.

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21 Aug 2017 07:18:12
Eventually we will have a bad game at the same time the other team has a great game or we will have a bit of bad luck. But it won't stop us winning the league at a canter.

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21 Aug 2017 07:59:14
Of course we will lose at some point and like Bham says people shouldn't act like twits when it happens, after the season we just had, plus the beginning of this season it baffles me how some fans can still moan,

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20 Aug 2017 20:30:48
His names Olivier
He plays the Celtic Way
He our new Maestro in the Centre of the park
His running, passing has us all dancing
Catch him if you can, His names Ntcham, he's a celtic man

And were off to the champions league once again this year
We're off for a bit a craic the Celtic and the beer
Hes our new Frenchman he's Olivier Ntcham
Catch him if you can, his names Ntcham He's a Celtic man.

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20 Aug 2017 21:16:24
What is this.

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20 Aug 2017 21:59:51
Seamus Heaney will be turning in his grave.

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20 Aug 2017 22:04:51
His names Peadar
He cannot rhyme for shit
He started oh so well
but missed the rhyming bit
Hey kudos for trying
But best stay off the sauce
Because your patters dodgy
Like gordon at a cross ;)

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20 Aug 2017 23:28:05
PMSL Bhoywonder. Dear oh dear.

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21 Aug 2017 16:14:45
It would be better if you named the tune your singing it to. :)

The structure of the language makes it difficult to think of a tune.

Tune of Macnamaras Band


Oh His name is Oliver and
he's the Frenchman in our team.
He loves to take a pass on,
the like you've never seen
He's here he's there he's everywhere
He scores deflected goals
And as for Graeme Dorans you can stick him up your hole.

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20 Aug 2017 19:02:39
Just seen that Celtic checked in airside at Glasgow airport after the abuse LG received from a the Zombies last time. What a joy it is to have BR in charge, he said he would sort it and he did. Big team mentality is needed off the park as well.

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20 Aug 2017 22:27:55
Quite right it's happening but such a shame that it has to. Young fans loved meeting the players and players were always happy to accommodate them.

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21 Aug 2017 07:32:26
i heard that the runway lights failed and they needed the gaffers teeth to land some planes;)

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21 Aug 2017 20:12:46
Beltrr.

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20 Aug 2017 17:55:40
Adam talking up the KT departure. Bhoys going nowhere! Cannot wait to see what he becomes.

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20 Aug 2017 19:05:08
Daviebhoy77: They have no where to hide with this one, as you say If lenny gets banned so will Dorrans.
So we now know that Lenny will get a slap on the wrist, because anything else will get Dorrans a similar outcome and that will take him very close to our game.

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20 Aug 2017 19:31:50
True be told I don't see KT being with Celtic his entire career. To me he is destined for the very top of the game and that means leaving Scotland.
I am sure we will get a few more years of him gracing Celtic park though.

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20 Aug 2017 19:33:16
Daviebhoy77: KT has just started his Career in the 1st team, and we already hold him in high esteem.
If he carries he WILL end up with a statue outside CP.

Because he's one of our own .

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20 Aug 2017
New image uploaded to the
Celtic Player Sightings page entitled, If Lennon Banned for GIRFUY, Doorans too?

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20 Aug 2017 16:04:21
Just noticed that feyenoord have signed jerry st juste, if we were on the lookout for another centre back I thought he was a decent option for us. Fairly cheap, young and fast with a potential of good sell on value. As much as the defence has done well recently, when we step up the the champions league I would like another centre back with pace as presumably we will be under the cosh more than most of our games.

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20 Aug 2017 14:33:24
Was it refreshing to see Ralston, Ajar, Miller and Benyu get a good run yesterday.
Their potential is massive, it's reassuring the depth of talent within the team.
Especially with Armstrong extension and Roberts return, the future is bright the future is green and white ✊️🍀.

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20 Aug 2017 15:59:11
I saw an article on Newsnow this morning it was a link to Twitter comments on Benyu's performance and how bad he was. Baffled by that i thought he had a very good game he was involved in some beautiful one touch passing attacks, played very simple balls to feet and showed very good work rate tracking back to win back possession. I've been impressed with him and he will only get better once settled and has a bit more confidence.

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20 Aug 2017 16:22:47
I agree stan his touches and passing for a joy to watch.

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20 Aug 2017 17:07:46
Was wondering that myself Stan! I thought benyu had a good game! Like Gordo said some of his touches and passing were quality, especially for a young boy who has just arrived at the club and will still be settling in! Don't know what game these people were watchn by the way!

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20 Aug 2017 17:40:24
Probably Sevco v Hearts. Can never please everyone but comments like i read this morn are utter garbage and simply not true.

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20 Aug 2017 20:04:18
Its a tiny fraction of the support wouldn't read to much into it or take seriously.

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20 Aug 2017 20:55:45
Just serial moaners Mally the type of people who would find fault in a goal.

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20 Aug 2017 21:21:17
Think a lot of fans are expecting a mazey run and finish every time he gets the ball
That pitch at killie is a disaster it will definitely be a leveller fir slot of teams going there.

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20 Aug 2017 21:54:01
Great thing for us is I think Ralston could be better than kt . ajer has that look of just strolling through games . don't think benyu is better than Henderson. though not as bad as some online criticism he was getting.

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20 Aug 2017 21:55:17
Agreed. I remember fans make chump comments about Henrik in his early days.

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20 Aug 2017 14:26:08
KT valued at £15 Million, because of the league we're in.
Imagine the estimate if he was a EPL player!
I'd expect it'd be a lot more than that!
Example Vigil and Victor.

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20 Aug 2017 14:38:06
They can value him at any price . but we set the price we want.53mill for an ok lb to man city . then that's the starting price just to talk to us this its only spl nonsense if epl team wants him make them pay epl money.

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20 Aug 2017 16:04:55
I said during the week the media will have KT being leaving. Sure enough today's rags have English Clubs after him. They can't wait till Brendan leaves as it's not fair having all that money and a great manager! We had 7or 8 scottish player's and 5 or 6 from the academy yet all this is not good for the sake of the Scottish Game!

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20 Aug 2017 22:55:48
As if he'd even entertain leaving, especially when roberts is coming back.

Face-palm.

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20 Aug 2017 11:31:12
So many folk going on about getting a striker in. I really don't think it's needed; how would we accommodate one unless we have a major injury crisis? It's a CB we need, especially if Erik is heading back to Denmark.

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20 Aug 2017 11:56:50
Having Paddy in will atleast give us back up. We can't keep 3 strikers happy when Dembele is fit it's going to be difficult enough trying to keep him and Griffiths happy because they will very rarely play together, if at all. Would like to see Aitchison given some game time even if it's the remaining 10 to 15 mins when games are won but understand with the quality we now have on the bench it's difficult to have him in the squad so maybe a loan deal would be best for him this season to see how he develops.

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20 Aug 2017 13:07:56
Cbs when fit jozo, boyata, erik, ajer, lustig if needed bitton if needed kieran can adapt but striker if anything long term hapoens to moussa and griff we're fecked because at the higher level we won't get away with playing wee james or tom up there.

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20 Aug 2017 13:16:01
When you only have two strikers, a crisis is when one of them get injured.

Then when the other one has to play almost every other game and then gets injured too, that's just beyond crisis. Turns it into a circus.

Said before and I'll say again, we did no bad when we had more than two in the past and never, ever started a game with a winger up front with no actual strikers.

Get one in that's half decent and won't mind only featuring sometimes.

Or put a bit of faith in our youth strikers maybe.

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20 Aug 2017 14:01:27
Timalloys option for stevie may don't sound too bad now lads.

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20 Aug 2017 14:08:27
Would have been ideal.

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20 Aug 2017 14:35:11
Brendan wants to give JA time to develop its not that he doesn't fancy him, I think a Target man would be a good 3rd striker and give us options for the last 10/ 15 mins of games. Whether we go for half decent or young with potential is the question. Young player can spend his first year learning from the quality we already have.

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20 Aug 2017 10:52:05
I know he is a baw bag but McCullough raving about Ralston
Saying he's as good a Tierney and going to be the Scotland RB in no time.
Looks like we have another gem on our hands if someone that hates us is coming out with that.

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{Ed007's Note - Isn't KT Scotland's RB? And there's no way Strachan won't pick Andy Robertson.}

20 Aug 2017 11:20:01
I thought the way Leee McCulloch spoke about Celtic and some of their youngsters was very surprising. In his interviews since being Kilmarnock manager i've always found him to be pleasant, which is the polar opposite of him as a manager haha!

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20 Aug 2017 11:21:33
was thinking that maself Ed, maybe strachan will play him at CB, pisses over your berras, greers etc.

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20 Aug 2017 11:29:43
Don't think it will be long before Gordon Ralston Tierney Miller Brown Armstrong McGregor Forrest Christie and Griffiths are playing together for Scotland.

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20 Aug 2017 11:48:41
Watched the Liverpool highlights last night Robertson played very well. Would always have Tierney at left back for Scotland but ain't gona happen under Strachan. If he ain't gona play at left back for Scotland would rather see him as the left sided CB rather than RB.

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20 Aug 2017 13:59:17
In the long run it will be KT at left back because he is going to end up as the regular LB for one of the biggest team in one of the biggest leagues.

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20 Aug 2017 14:41:57
Said on live chat yesterday Kev been banging on about young Ralston for months mate am more excited about than a was about KT he could Celtic's answer to the next Danny McGrain

Am getting to be no a bad judge of a player Ralston, Rogic, Jackson Irvine (should not have left) Only one I got wrong is Leo Fasan but knew his ticket was punched and said so as soon as BR said he wanted a ball playing keeper as that was his weakness.

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20 Aug 2017 16:01:07
I always said it was a mistake to let Irvine go but can't get them all I suppose.

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20 Aug 2017 10:22:39
Krankjaer (or whatever his name is) reckons they can lose every game against us and still win the league. So he believes they can turn around 17 points and the would be goal difference over the course of the season.
Are drugs not banned down Govan way?

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20 Aug 2017 10:31:45
Think that statement just about sums them up as a 'club' deluded manger deluded fans and deluded players! They are incapable of keeping there mouths closed and just getting on with what's most important and that's winning football matches! But what do u expect with pea brain Pedro in charge and the Shoite he spouts! Let that mob fight for 2nd or 3rd spot with the rest of them, the Champions are on a whole different level in every department! And the thing that makes it all the better is that they all know it!

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20 Aug 2017 10:38:38
Glue sniffing is rife down there.

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20 Aug 2017 10:42:41
Didn't Windass say the exact same thing last year? Every quote that comes from newco is laughable especially when it's their clown of a manager making them.

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{Ed007's Note - Most of the rubbish he spouts - in fact all of them - is scripted by Traynor. He's even given them a sheet of what to put on social media after matches depending on the result.}

20 Aug 2017 11:22:36
level 5 media mince lads, its like 1984 over there.

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20 Aug 2017 13:12:57
Bhoy wonder Like the George Orwell ref.
Some religions are equal, but some are more equal than others.

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20 Aug 2017 14:01:26
Imagine havin to take orders from that wee rat traynor abnoxious wee cretin.

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20 Aug 2017 16:30:23
yeah island bud, its like the film they live in reverse lol, need to take the blue tinted specs off to see the real world they are in.

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20 Aug 2017 21:58:14
Is that true about the players getting scripts for social media? Hahaha Jesus Christ! It's like Pyongyang over there.

I really am astounded by some of the stuff that is happening over in that asylum. The Pedro statement after the Hibs game was Trumpesque, In The Thick Of It, alternative facts of galactic proportions. "We always win so at least if we don't win we learn, so we never loose".

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