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20 Apr 2013 18:08:39
Hope there is no hooper tomorrow the guy is really starting to frustrate me has not turned up since Xmas. Would like to see wee tony watt getting more game time get some fresh guys in there to see this season out and put there name toward for a starting place next season
20 Apr 2013 17:34:40
Listening to fat derk and dalziel defending sally, breaking their hearts. magic. let the laughs keep coming
20 Apr 2013 16:49:46
Dundee winning rangers losing, Patrick thistle promoted and we will win the league tomorrow, decent weekend
Hail hail
20 Apr 2013 16:27:40
right peeps, you have £8,000,000 to spend. hooper is offski, but wanyama is here for another year. how would you spend it? i'd take mackay-stevens for £2,000,000, kevin doyle for £1, 500,000, johnny russell for £1, 500,000 and possibly richard dunne on a free. thoughts?
20 Apr 2013 14:35:29
Do you think that Green stepping down as CEO is another charade to dupe the brain dead at ibrox? He knows that the vast majority of fans at Ibrox want him out and the only way to get them to part with their cash to buy season tickets is to fabricate a story that he will leave!
Could this be possible?
Taz
20 Apr 2013 13:25:14
In relation to Lenny's Ban, Celtic asked for special dispensation to allow Neil to celebrate on the pitch with the players when w e win the League. The ban extends to 15 mins after the final whistle. They refused. All Celtic players should stay waiting and counting the 15 mins with the fans then share with Lenny on the pitch and stick it to the SFA. Hail Hail
20 Apr 2013 13:05:51
Just read Mr Speirs article in the Herald laying out the rise and fall of MrGreen's time at ipox and in it he eludes to glinty hauling the new Rankers on to their feet so their seems to be acceptance in some quarters that they are a new club and quite rightly so.
Green Judge
20 Apr 2013 12:08:24
My son is watching jake and the Nederland pirates and its called the treasure chest switcharoo. I wonder if Disney will produce CW's film.
Ian
20 Apr 2013 10:24:40
So as I said months ago, its all Zeus capital out of Manchester. Ahmed, Stockbridge, Hughes and Dwek all Whytes pals with Greeny fronting. And they each have seven or eight percent.
Given what Rangers fans did to Manchester, I'd be very worried. Ironic or kismet? Payback?
It's like a bad episode of shameless!.
20 Apr 2013 09:25:09
At the risk of getting 1 billion unbelievable how about big Higdon, might do a job and is a celtic man
20 Apr 2013 04:58:14
Any truth in the rumour that the last Iron-Brew advert was pulled because Advertising Standards received a complaint from some fanny sitting on his couch?
I also heard there has been 2 recent complaints regarding its recent replacement advert - from a pair of tits no doubt - which unsurprisingly have been 'upheld'.
No further action will be taken. Except for taking the advert off air for 3 days due to the previous suspended sentence kicking in automatically.
What a mess caused by that single bleeding fanny eh?
lol kbt1978
20 Apr 2013 03:46:19
Might just change my name by deed poll to Gold and make an offer for Rangers HH
20 Apr 2013 08:53:23
Does anyone follow Junior football?
Best of luck to Glencairn Football Club today who take on Auchinleck Talbot in the 2nd leg of the Scottish Cup Semi-final.
It was 1-1 in the 1st leg last week which was a massive result for the Glens! (there's no away goal rule).
Glencairn are massive underdogs but anything can happen in these games! ~ Mrs E
20 Apr 2013 03:22:10
right, c'mon. niall mcginn back? £400,000.
we can all admit we make mistakes. that's why we brought chas back. i actually rate mcginn higher than wee forrest. it's all about opinions! hh ynwa!
20 Apr 2013 00:12:16
leggless and mcturdo are in the pub and there is a cat sitting on the table. a man comes in, picks the cat up and looks under it. 5 minutes later Another man comes in and does exactly the same thing. a few minutes later a third man walks up to the table, picks the cat up and looks under it. mcturdo says "Why did you just do that?". The man replies "A fella outside told me that there was a cat in here with two fannys!" . shammy
20 Apr 2013 01:11:20
Wee Craig Whyte will surely turn out to hold the left bower in the football euchre hand that is Sevco. The car park, the monlithic stadia the homage to the man who threw you all under the bus. Murray park. all in his wallet held together with a elastic band. Next hand to play? Cash in those assets to pay off Ticketus. No tag day for Green & Whyte though. down the Monaco boulevard with yer share monies. succulent lamb and a nice bordeaux. oh wait. Murrays already diving intae the lamb. unbelievable.
20 Apr 2013 00:34:14
wonder if cg took the history when he left after all he bought it fair and square
19 Apr 2013 22:39:11
Can just imagine a wee stall in the Barras tomorrow. " Two Sevcos fur a poooond Two fur a pooooond ". DH
19 Apr 2013 22:39:10
All this laughing at the troubles in Sevconia is well and good but there is somebody who may need help urgently. Can someone check on " Sammy the mechanic"? This guy must be out his mind with worry!. green jhedi
19 Apr 2013 22:11:04
Well Done Agent Whyte.
Well Done Agent Green.
Now we just need Agent Gold to step forward to take ownership!
19 Apr 2013 20:31:57
coming to a football club near you.
" the travelling wilberries show!".
starring chico as the "ringmaster!"
helped by his misguided guide "Imran"
(heres the legal bit;
it must be statit thit Imran is in na waey reltit tae "rahman" your evan jon mackay, except mibbee thru drink)
see stunts never before tried in the uk
marvel as youl ee bude seets dissapea before yourvery mincers" see the ringmaster walk thru a revolving door never to be seen again ( although fairly dizzy!"
see his nose grow to unlawfull lengths
also appearing due to publicoutcry,
the famous " duff and duffer brothers"
( just back from a tour of neverland in the usa!"
the make things first APPEAR then vanish before your very eyes!"
& finally making his debut this tour,
the unforgetable
"whitey white!"
the great albino bear straigt from his own castle greyskull!"
also laugh at the world famous clowns: alli & durrantie
with " auld mither dowlie as backup!
like the public the kids won't know what's hit them side splitting drama for all "
"the only true family night oot (daily record)
disappears faster than a page 3's top!" ( the currint bun)
" I haven't laffed this hard since minty lost aw his dough!" (the obsever)
" true entertainment its better than jelly& ice creem kids honest!" (the posso heruld tae)
who? ( sellik view)
ticketus availale now so don't delay get burned the day!
ps, bring your cheque book!"
19 Apr 2013 19:29:57
here edo wee chico wiz it glesga airport when sumbdy trapped his nose in the revolvin doors ae i-pox prison wtf?
his nose isin thesuturn gen bit his face ( well wan ae thum is in paisley hoaspitul
bak tae yuzin the stewdios edo
ps am huvn a pint wae big rahman and BIG JON MACKAY in the heid get back asap ya baloon
talkin abootbaloons hows wee timbo getting oa wae hisblowup?
a herd it wiz a
let doon!