Celtic Banter Archive September 01 2010

 

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01 Sep 2010 22:51:16
Stand up, Stand up, will the new mysterious #7, ffs stand up and put these poor b* tards out of threir misery.

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01 Sep 2010 21:46:01
Finally the penny will drop with my fellow Celtic fans. We are no longer capable of attracting players that are genuine Champions League quality. Not only that the Celtic board will not pay the money. Look at the balance sheet. Mcgeady will offset the debt. The money was never going to Lennon and he knew it. Thats why the story of stokes was released on Thursday as a sweetner.

Its the same as the Rumour mill - they are feeding stories out to the fans to make them believe that they are trying to sign top quality players.

We have not signed one high level player since Mon's era.
Keane was a poor attempt to win a league going down the pan after appointing a third choice manager - why because no one wanted the job. Would you with no money to spend - hence lennon.

Don't be fooled by the Keane signing - its a sham - easy money to pick up his wages. Spurs paid most of them as they wanted to give him game time.

This entire spending spree has been funded by moving players on and reducing the wages. We have not taken 'one thin dime' out of our pockets to sign these players.

Look at what DD has said again today or yesterday. He is hoping within the next five years for the English League.

He keeps the club financially viable and a worth while investment. So he can cash in later on. We are a cog in the wheel of a business man trying to get into the real money through the back door as he knows he will never regain his investment in Scotland.

Look at the people - I rest my case.

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01 Sep 2010 21:10:36
Question. . . .

Does anyone else feel pretty disappointed now the transfer window is closed? ?
As in new number 7? ?

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01 Sep 2010 20:14:11
Ed was reading posts from last night about jovetic is it true he signed for celtic? never heard of him and from a good source i heard there keeping a few million for the next transfer window.

{EDITOR'S NOTE: No dont think so he is injured at the min}

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01 Sep 2010 20:08:05
Congratulations tae the tinky tims on managing to spend all their transfer money on a pile eh pish for the second year in a row. So much for lennys lions ya fannies

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01 Sep 2010 19:35:59

Still waiting outside Parkhead in the carpark for new 'number 7', king of kings, Robbie Keane to be paraded to the faithful. I've been here since last night and its looking a bit like rain now - any news Ed?

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01 Sep 2010 17:37:20

Rangers are trying to take the piss because we are buying average players . . . correct me if im wrong but are they or are they not taking a player ON LOAN from aberdeen (are yas really that skint) ha

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01 Sep 2010 17:09:03
Cannot believe celtic are starting the season without a number 7! The largest shareholder in celtic (dermot desmond) has a fortune of 1.5 billion and the club have not seen a glimpse of it. They have bought 11 players this transfer window and most of them are not fit to wear the jersey! Do the celtic board not recognise how big the club is? Many people spend alot of money towards celtic with season tickets etc and they are rewarded with anything but world class players, they even put the celtic tops up another 5 or 10 pounds this year, joke! I am getting increasing annoyed with the lack of investment and imagination being put into our club and i am sure many people feel the same? does anyone have any views?

"football without the fans is nothing" - Jock Stein

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01 Sep 2010 16:49:07
Still not a word from lennon or the liar lawwell taken the c. .

01 Sep 2010 16:47:24
For all u rangers fans making posts on here. Get a life. You are most definately not 'THE PEOPLE! !' that you so often claim to be (whoever 'the people' actually are btw :$).What a RUBBISH slogan that is :) Anyway. . . reality is your team is ORDINARY. Yous will be ultimately TROWNSED as yous wer last season in the CL and from my experience last week ov celtic getting horsed by utrecht, its NOT something that yous should be looking forward too! The HARSH REALITY of having to SUFFER almost INEVITABLE DEFEAT whilst watching sir walters favourite brand of 'ANTI FOOTBALL' in europe will NOT be a fun exprience! Enjoy the CL cash because the only place it will be going is towards ur DEBTS. Sir David is NOT going anywhere till he gets some ov his LOST finances back and that aint happening anytime soon! YANTP! Lloyds BANK call the shots. How EMBARRASSING is that btw. HA. . HAHA. . . HA. . . HA!

BTW the rumours on keane coming back wer a joke. All this keane to celtic 'FACT! ' rubbish was purely false hope based on absolutely no factual evidence. No sensible celtic fan believed otherwise.

The league should be close run this year but i hope to God that celtic prevail over yous lot and are champions again. Bring it on! :D

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01 Sep 2010 15:56:01
To the people who r saying Stefan Jovetic has signed

y would he sign for celtic when he is a world class player and man u and barca were intersetd in him
and also hes out for 6 months

its just embarrasing

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01 Sep 2010 15:46:59
My friend peters dad is a darts player and just seen Anthony Stokes Arrive at Parkhead today just outside the pub where he plays! !

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01 Sep 2010 15:32:42

Just herd keane was goingto parkhead tonight=)

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01 Sep 2010 14:47:19
So where's all the in the know tossers today , away back into their ratholes in the woodwork until the january window opens , then they can start with more fairytales


back the team SACK THE PLC

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01 Sep 2010 14:35:43

BOARD OUT
BOARD OUT
BOARD OUT! !

Kidding of course. Signed players more than capable already of winning the league, very disappointed we need to watch Samaras, Loovens and Brown but hey, hopefully Stokes, Murphy and Hooper keep Samaras a milliion miles away. Juarez, Kayal, Ledley and Ki to keep Brown out. Unfortunately Rogne and Hooiveld won't keep Loovens out. Loovens and Majstorovic at the back.

Forster

Cha Du Ri Loovens Majstorovic Izagurre

Forrest/Maloney Juarez Ledley/Kayal McCourt

Hooper(When fit) Murphy/Stokes


Not the best of teams, better than the Rangers team and more than capable. Its a building process and once we win the league and get in the champs league we will start signing better quality. If we were in Champs League, the guys we thought we would have signed, would have signed.

YNWA

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01 Sep 2010 13:42:28
This rumour site is terrible. Get a grip all of you. Celtic have signed Stokes. No One else. .Get a grip, the window is shut. No one else coming in. I'm a Hoops fan but find it a bit sad that people like to just post things that they have pulled out of the sky. Kenny Miller to Celtic?? Very good mate. That wee turn-coat is not welcome. We'll still win the league regardless. MON THE HOOPS!

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01 Sep 2010 12:52:39
Stevan Jovetić Is not joining celtic as i have close friends in the media and in at celtic park.Celtic once again have the chance to put ranger out of buisness but wish not to do so i wonder why this is and why we are taking this from the board .

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01 Sep 2010 12:24:29
Just seen Robbie Keane at Glasgow airport or was it Cumbernauld or was it Lennoxtown or Parkhead anyway is gonna sign defo FACT

Ha Ha the best laugh I've had in ages marquee signing my a*se

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01 Sep 2010 12:19:41
What r u lot like!
Correct me if I am wrong but has there not been about 10 players from the prem coming to ur team in the past few weeks, quite noticeably bellamy, keane, given, campbell, weiss, lawrance, bullard etc! !
Yees cling onto rumours and don't let go then boom, the transfer window is closed and yees r all left disappointed. . . . Don't believe everything yees get told down the pub bhoys, yees look stupid now!

Obviously as u can see I am a bluenose and winding yees all up, but on a serious note, how the heck does brown get a game before either kayal or jaurez!
Having only seen they 2 players a couple of times, they r far better than brown, he has lost it.
I wanted him to sign for rangers when the chance came round but glad he never now! !

What's yer thoughts on that??

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01 Sep 2010 11:10:32
What happened to all the top signings . heard last nite a new song for the end of every Sellic game . . . .We buy any player dot com from £50 to £3million we buy any player dot come they may be Shxxte or may may be great we buy any player dot com

The new you will never walk in hole

01 Sep 2010 11:10:24
To all Celtic fans or fann*s WHERE IS KEANO?? ha HAHA KEANO KEANO. Anyway the fact Celtic have signed 11 players . . (if you can call them that) is very funny as they need as many players as they can get to stop Rangers running rampant with the league. Celtic fans are sooo funny, I mean there buying campbell, james, keano, bellamy and prob another million superstars which I must ask did that happen . . . no . . . well then!.

Anyway we are world record holders, Champions and simply the best!. WE ARE THE PEOPLE!

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01 Sep 2010 09:56:22

Cheers Ed, didn't realise he was injured, some player though!

So that's us then? Rangers have got the best player out of all - Celtic will regret not getting Vladamir Weiss on loan, hes a class above everything we have.

Aye we might still win the league, but with no class and it won't be good to watch.

(ED - Is it possible there has been deals done, but not been checked by SPL yet and will be announced later? Cheers mate) {ed's note - it is always possible, sometimes it does take a few days for the paperwork to be completed. But it is unlikely that no news of it would filter through beforehand.}

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01 Sep 2010 09:47:58
Where has this Jovetic news come from. Its on his Wiki but we all know that this is open to abuse and is at best unreliable for football rumour news.

No other mention found so do not believe this one at all. Some member of the Kinning Park Laptop Loyal playing games I think

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01 Sep 2010 09:30:10
I agree with the faithful through and through comment mate. Is it really worth funding a move for a big name player for part time fans to turn up to parkhead an extra 2 or 3 times a season

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01 Sep 2010 08:37:08
Jelovic and Jovetic are 2 different players - tubes.

Disgraceful if we havent signed anyone. News might not come out til today tho.

01 Sep 2010 08:27:46
To all the so called fans in the know how does it feel looking an arse this morning ?All the players who were definately signing last night Keane, Tuncay, McFadden, Jovetic, etc were nowhere to be seen.I think anyone who prints s* te as fact should be banned from posting in the next transfer window.Yes we did try and get Keane last night but he wasnt up for coming so that's that.I believe we will still have enough for the title but without Europe we never stood a chance of signing anyone big. I prefered to wait to see what was definately happening before posting my rumours and i wish most people had done the same. Jungle Bhoy.

01 Sep 2010 08:13:17

Can we still sign a player on LOAN outside of the transfer market? ?

01 Sep 2010 06:36:03
Stevan Jovetić the hot property of fiorentina , is on wikipeda now as a CELTIC player?? ?

im not making it up , google his name !

01 Sep 2010 01:48:01
I take it back jovetic is a glasgow Celtic player

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01 Sep 2010 00:57:00
31 Aug 2010 23:44:17
Think I must be the only real celtic supporter here! Lennon now won 11 SPL games on the bounce. Sure we lost in Europe but give Lennon time. What happened to "faithfull through and through", over and over, we will follow you. If you go to Lisbon, we'll go one again, in Zaire, you'll find us there calling out your names. . . . I bet the ones calling for sacking of Lennon and sacking of board are the ones who weren't there when Rangers were winning nine in a row. Call yourselves Celtic supporters! Difference between us and them is we follow Celtic rather than following glory. If you can't get behind the jersey then f* k off back to Ibrox or back to your prawn sandwiches and champagne!
Hail Hail the Celts are here, what the hell do we care now


shut up ya fanny , muppets like you in the keep the faith brigade accept failure and are nothing more than idiots who buy the bulls* t liewell dribbles

wait and see the green brigade banners now ya pleb

back the team SACK THE PLC , LIEWELL MUST GO

I totally agree with the first male faithful through and through.
And for the second male who says he's a muppet try looking at yourself and think why you are a celtic fan . Is it because we have won trophys in the past or is it for the love of the club.

I for one still have my season book and always will , If you want to take the good time then you have to take the bad times too.
Far to many people shout there mouth off about i'm no going back to parkhead were p*sh then its you who are letting the club down as much as the board.
Liewall might spout sh*te everytime season book time is coming up . But every celtic fan shout about not spending money or the quality of player we are bringing in.

Well if celtic fans stop buying season books then we will have no money. Celtic will be in as much trouble as rangers within the next few years and it will be because of the fans not the board as the board have spent money , Money we don't have as we have no euro income.

Come on bhoys be realistic as if an under average player like Gary Caldwell can demand 25k per week then better players want more and until celtic fans get behind the team and show support with season books and coming to the games then im affraid we are in trouble.

And i for one are not happy with the board as we have spent a bit of money now but they failed to spend when Rangers where down and almost out and we could have ended them.

But come on bhoys keep the faith. Hail Hail.

01 Sep 2010 00:43:02
All the players mentioned we will come second again management team second rate

01 Sep 2010 00:38:15
Hi all.

Well this has to be the most depressing transfer deadline day in scotland in years .

So much for the markey signing this summer , It just shows you how low celtic have fallen that we can't even attract average players like bullard and such.

So this is the first season celtic have not started with a number 7 and it shows lennon should not speak out about things with half hearted promises with his comment that we still don't have a number 7 and he hopes to sign one befitting the jersey by transfer deadline.
Celtic Park will remain half empty for the remainder of the season outwith the old firm games and the last few games of the season if we have a chance of winning the league.

So at the end of the window i'm disapointed that we never brought another center half in and we are still to weak at the back.

all the best bhoys for the season .

01 Sep 2010 00:35:29
For all u rangers fans making posts on here. Get a life. You are most definately not 'THE PEOPLE! !' that you so often claim to be (whoever 'the people' actually are btw :$).What a RUBBISH slogan that is :) Anyway. . . reality is your team is ORDINARY. Yous will be ultimately TROWNSED as yous wer last season in the CL and from my experience last week ov celtic getting horsed by utrecht, its NOT something that yous should be looking forward too! The HARSH REALITY of having to SUFFER almost INEVITABLE DEFEAT whilst watching sir walters favourite brand of 'ANTI FOOTBALL' in europe will NOT be a fun exprience! Enjoy the CL cash because the only place it will be going is towards ur DEBTS. Sir David is NOT going anywhere till he gets some ov his LOST finances back and that aint happening anytime soon! YANTP! Lloyds BANK call the shots. How EMBARRASSING is that btw. HA. . HAHA. . . HA. . . HA!

BTW the rumours on keane coming back wer a joke. All this keane to celtic 'FACT! ' rubbish was purely false hope based on absolutely no factual evidence. No sensible celtic fan believed otherwise.

The league should be close run this year but i hope to God that celtic prevail over yous lot and are champions again. Bring it on! :D

01 Sep 2010 00:31:59
Think I must be the only real celtic supporter here! Lennon now won 11 SPL games on the bounce. Sure we lost in Europe but give Lennon time. What happened to "faithfull through and through", over and over, we will follow you. If you go to Lisbon, we'll go one again, in Zaire, you'll find us there calling out your names. . . . I bet the ones calling for sacking of Lennon and sacking of board are the ones who weren't there when Rangers were winning nine in a row. Call yourselves Celtic supporters! Difference between us and them is we follow Celtic rather than following glory. If you can't get behind the jersey then f* k off back to Ibrox or back to your prawn sandwiches and champagne!
Hail Hail the Celts are here, what the hell do we care now


shut up ya fanny , muppets like you in the keep the faith brigade accept failure and are nothing more than idiots who buy the bulls* t liewell dribbles

wait and see the green brigade banners now ya pleb

back the team SACK THE PLC , LIEWELL MUST GO

well said what the "uck do u know , lennon should not have gotten the chance how many managers did we try to get , before mowbary , then we sack him then give it to the cheapest options celtic your having a laugh going on like this gers will won 3 n row no big signing as promeised, 2 teams 1 for europe 1 for spl lennon must go
you are a laughing stovk

01 Sep 2010 00:22:22
We have once again been conned by peter lawell and john reid, mcgeadys money has not been invested wisely, a new centre half and back up right back needed and a number 7, , 15,000 empty seats down to hapless tony won't be filled this season, stokes will score but not the big name we all wanted, conned bigtime, how many lives has lawell got, well past his 9 now, guy has to go,

01 Sep 2010 00:20:57
Zaluska has the number 24 jersey.
at least try and make it beleivable.

01 Sep 2010 00:18:21
Might be worth remembering the epl teams could be goin LOAN crazy when they need 2 name their 25 an squad so maybe lenny may have sumfin up his sleeve. Hopefully a centre back, think we'v got enough goin forward, mcfadden wudve been gr8. Treble here we come HAIL HAIL

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01 Sep 2010 00:15:42
Not people spreading s* te

jelovic deal done

paraded with lennon in No.24 shirt

Picture online. See Fiorentina website, and talk celtic fan pictures

01 Sep 2010 00:14:49

Ok then where is it you seen jovetic being paraded then?

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01 Sep 2010 00:13:00
Oh well no big name! gutted

01 Sep 2010 00:12:32
No I will not go away! All I am trying to put to the majority of celtic fans is that you have signed 11 players on god knows what wages, with still most of the dross from last year still there picking up big money and yet most of the deluded people on this specific page seem to think that robbie keane who is on 3 mens wages is honestly gonna join , and then we have the lunatic goin on about a 12 million pound injured player from fiorentina. . I mean cmon you had to sell mcgready to try and balance the books because of the failure to reach the group stages, now if you don't agree with this which I'm sure you wont, I don't really care because you are just yet another deluded individual with green glasses on. .

Tam-Sir 1873
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01 Sep 2010 00:11:23

No big names what a surprise, we got stokes and the peasants got foster, stokes will score goals expect a busier january if we are struggling in the league, expect more panic buying like last year what a joke!a defender should have been signed, scunnered!

01 Sep 2010 00:08:04

Midnight came and went, lawell nowere to be seen, no marquee signing, will await news in the morn of lies from him! ! celtic fans conned again,

01 Sep 2010 00:08:02

Who's the Hun spreading the jotevic s* te?

01 Sep 2010 00:05:56
Tam sir away on your own page you wee fool. Its people like you that your own fans can't even stand. 1873 take it you know your history, so what exactly about that year has any relevance to being a rangers fan(i use fan very lightly) Thought so

01 Sep 2010 00:05:33
Can we take it that nothin has gone thru at celtic?

01 Sep 2010 00:04:34

31 Aug 2010 23:27:47
Well i hate to say i told you so but. . .

Jovetic paraded in celtic top. I would say that's a done deal.

Defo unknown to me, lets hope he bags us 30 a season!
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ha ha !Are you having a
*$*#$ laugh! You are embaresing yourself with rumors like that! 12m! !

01 Sep 2010 00:03:35

A signing that will rock scottish football. .

why say that and do nothing? ?

im happy with the team, much more strength and depth than rangers but wanted to prove our financial superiority by bringing in someone they could only wish they could get!

if we don't win the league this year, especially with them in the champs league then its an absolute embarrasment!

HAIL HAIL! x

01 Sep 2010 00:02:21

31 Aug 2010 23:44:17
Think I must be the only real celtic supporter here! Lennon now won 11 SPL games on the bounce. Sure we lost in Europe but give Lennon time. What happened to "faithfull through and through", over and over, we will follow you. If you go to Lisbon, we'll go one again, in Zaire, you'll find us there calling out your names. . . . I bet the ones calling for sacking of Lennon and sacking of board are the ones who weren't there when Rangers were winning nine in a row. Call yourselves Celtic supporters! Difference between us and them is we follow Celtic rather than following glory. If you can't get behind the jersey then f* k off back to Ibrox or back to your prawn sandwiches and champagne!
Hail Hail the Celts are here, what the hell do we care now


shut up ya fanny , muppets like you in the keep the faith brigade accept failure and are nothing more than idiots who buy the bulls* t liewell dribbles

wait and see the green brigade banners now ya pleb

back the team SACK THE PLC , LIEWELL MUST GO

01 Sep 2010 00:02:20
Jovetic out with crutiate injury for another 5 months no deal here

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01 Sep 2010 00:01:06

HAve the people saying jelavic been with opera smoking crack? where's your source. . . . is Stokes the last signing ed?

01 Sep 2010 00:00:41
Will TAM 1873 plz go to his own teams page n leave comments on that . Trying 2 give their best player (miller) a wage cut think they r the tramps . SCOTLANDS SHAME = GLASGOW RANGERS!
Lets watch our treble winners C'mon the HOOPS! Hooper when fit will get 20 at least and stokesy should get more than when at hibs with better players around, defence still bit dodgy I admit, but KEEP THE FAITH! !

31 Aug 2010 23:58:46
Well 3 mins to go and Sky sports have not mentioned any more signings, no R K not a mention. think you were right Ed

31 Aug 2010 23:58:18
On robbies wiki page. Signed 11.43 on 31/8/10, year loan, option to buy

31 Aug 2010 23:57:01
Keane has signed season long loan with option to buy him after loan finished also guy from lugan celtic being lined up to come in

31 Aug 2010 23:56:44
Ffs! Who makes this s* t up?!?! jovetic - injured for 7 months and the board is forking out £12m for him! Get a f*cking grip bhoys!

We've been screwed by the board yet again!

31 Aug 2010 23:56:15
According to wikipedia Robbie Keane signed for Celtic at 11.43 31/8/10

31 Aug 2010 23:54:26

Says on robbie keans wiki that he plays for bayern munich and then it says that robbie has returned to celtic on august 31st with a view to sign

31 Aug 2010 23:53:09
Where has he been paraded then? Cos its certainly not at the ground, or on the news or on the website.

31 Aug 2010 23:50:25
Jovetic out 4 7 months with cruciate ligament damage maybe he jst supports celtic fools! !

31 Aug 2010 23:49:40
Guys jelovic signed

seen him in top myself. No 24

regarding his injury, i don't know, i hadnt heard of him til a half hour ago

31 Aug 2010 23:48:50
31 Aug 2010 23:29:47
Celtic Rumours
Jovetic signs for over £12mill

the guy called it right


dont type s* t , celtic wouldn't pay 12 million for messi


LIEWELL MUST GO , SACK THE PLC

31 Aug 2010 23:48:44

You lot are ridiculous! Robbie Keane would never join you lot permanently he would rather play for WBA to make sure he got his 65k a week, I cannot believe you all thought this was gonna happen bunch of deluded clowns!

WATP

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31 Aug 2010 23:46:50

The wee f* ny who is asking what kind of fan i am coz im no goin back if we don't sign any1? im the fan who has been a season ticket holder for 22 year. Every season is the same. We could have pushed the boat out and got them if we really wanted so av got every right to boycott this year. Lookin at the way u speak ur just a wee arse who doesny have a clue, ur the type of fan the board are shaftin so shut up and go tae your bed its gettin late. Tub.

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