Celtic Banter Archive February 01 2011

 

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01 Feb 2011 23:47:26
Seems like a severe case of paranoia coming from the paupers, Dallas sacked himself with his emails, nothing to do with celtic, mind the gap!
paddybhoy

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01 Feb 2011 23:22:28

Oh dear fanny padbhoy is in a tissy, everybody even the abused dogs in Coatbridge, knows that Celtic FC on the orders of the chief witchunter, Dr Reid wanted every Scottish referee vetted who were protestant , and guess what? he compiled a short hit list that Dallas being at the top of the SFA's panel just had to go, but Dougiegate had to iniate this, then the mysterious email sent to and passed on by Dallas caper, had the RC church shouting for his dismissal, aye that's right Celtic had no part in this affair, just like they previously employed private eyes to follow other officials and compile dossiers!

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01 Feb 2011 22:59:54

RE religion;

Who said or mentioned the name Dallas?eh paddybhoy?why did you mention his name, when no officials were named in the post?guilt showing dafty!

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01 Feb 2011 22:53:38

Ever consider a career in politics ED, I think you're talent is wasted on here, answering a question with a question so not to offend either side, fence what fence?cheers mate {ed's note - now you come to mention it, no not really. Tell you what I should sign a list of promises and then break them all and I will be a shoe in for next leader of the Lib-Dems.}

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01 Feb 2011 22:49:02
To this paranoid clown saying Celtic brought in religion to get their own way, what the hell are you on about, celtic had nothing to do with the sacking of Dallas, if that is what you are insinuating, otherwise dry your eyes. The game in which the officials concocted a story, Celtic actually won, so get your facts right.
paddybhoy

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01 Feb 2011 22:22:56

Fair enough answer Ed, diplomatic as it is, but surely you have witnessed enough of the comments by the Celtic fans on here to give an unbiased viewpoint, (even without watching the SPL football), that when everything is going their way they're amicable and not paranoid, they have had Scottish Officials sacked, brought in religion just to get their way, come on no sitting on the fence ED, state your honsest opinion or view!

{Editor Note: No ed is sitting on the fence. We have been accused of being Rangers fans one minute, then Celtic fans the next. If we give our opinion and people disagree we get accused of being either or.}

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01 Feb 2011 22:00:56

OK;
Just watched the latest edition of farce football. . .Aberdeen v Celtic, my god what a sorry lot nae pitifull lot they sheep are, in the last 4 meetings, 9-0, 1-0, 4-1 and tonight 3-0. .come on 17 for 1 against, and you whinging bhoys say there's a conspiracy against you, 5 penalties given, opposing players sent off, that's just against Aberdeen, aye the refs/ SFA are definitely against them, now ED you'll understand why the rest of the SPL would not back Celtic in their quest to ruin Scottish Football because of their own selfish, outlandish and ubsubstantial claims that everybody is against them, their silence is deafening, no complaints what so ever, simple for once and for all their is no conspiracy against then, well ED, what you think? {ed's note - I have no idea, I don't watch enough Scottish football to form an opinion on any kind of bias.}

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01 Feb 2011 20:43:01

To the guy who said lawell was lazy . . .GET A GRIP MATE. they can only do do much and if teams do not wanna sell there players during January then what can the do except pay stupid transfer fees


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01 Feb 2011 19:32:11

Celtic may go in for another defender. Quite a few players were releases all over Europe yesterday. Wait and see how long Rogne and Majstorovich are out before we panic. And Mulgrew probebly had his best game for Celtic at Centre back. I'm not worried. We will score more goals than we concede. Diouf signing for rangers will cause their team to go into meltdown, this boy is a disgrace and will hurt someone in Scotland and cause Rangers to pay his wages while he is continually banned

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01 Feb 2011 19:01:23

01 Feb 2011 17:18:13

Let me put something into the open here right. ATTENTION ALL CELTIC FANS, COME BACK TO Reality! Celtic have not signed a decent player since Neil Lennon's been in charge, the left back Izzager (something) has been OK along with Hooper, Please bear in mind as well that the SPL is a 3rd rate league that Kenny Miller was made to look a superstar in. I would also like some answers to why you now think the title is heading to Parkhead? The facts are Rangers have won the title the past 2 years with pretty much the same team, while Celtic have had made new signings, they have really not improved their team. Macdonald was better than Hooper, Robson was better than Ledley, and so on. Please someone write back to this and explain why you lot continue to post utter crap about winning the title ect. When in reality the above is true.

ok well for starts hooper is 3 or 4 times the player mcdonald rangers have just signed a striker who hasnt scored in the 21 games hes played in this season ledley and robson are different types of players and robson is too old to cut it anymore and rangers don't have the same side as they did 2 years ago they keep losing players so too point it out the above isn't true and izzaguire is more than a decent player stokes was the second top scorer in the leauge last year cha du ri has played in big clubs before and well biram kayal beat lee mccouloch at his own game

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01 Feb 2011 18:40:01

Let's get real about this- -should we have spent 20-25 grand per week of our money on a premiership third choice CB when Rogne and Majstorovic will be out for just one more game? We have signed a 27 yr old Scottish international with an outstanding goalscoring record for a winger. The people have signed a 31 yr old dirty psychopath who regularly spits at opponents, fans and ballboys! He has scored 28 goals in 294 appearance in the premiership as a striker- class or what? They also signed Healy who makes Mark Wilson look like Usain Bolt! Quite clearly the people looked absolutely nakered the other day. We lost the league the last 2 years becauase of the incompetence of Strachan and Mowbary- - - look what Lenny did at the end of last year with the sam eplayers. Don't worry Celtic will win the leauge by at least 10 points. .CHILL!

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01 Feb 2011 18:14:03

FAO of You lot,

Why all the rage
Why all the anger
Why all the hatred

I hope the weans, wife and the dug are safe, you need serious help, get a grip it's only football!

01 Feb 2011 18:07:37

"I'll answer that one for you.

1. You lot are skint
2. You lot have no squad
3. You lot have Kyle Laugherty
4. You lot still think the takeover is on
5. You lot owe the taxman a few quid
6. Your owner AND manager can't wait to leave
7. You lot need to sell players to anyone at any price.
8. You lot are being investigated for tax evasion
9. You lot are run by a bank
10. You lot think McCoist will be a great manager but scorn Celtics manager due to lack of experience.
11. You lot can't match English League 1 wages
12. You lot are hated throughout Europe because of your fans.
13. You lot couldn't afford a player from Airdrie
14. You lots songs are s**te
15. You lot are all ugly
16. You lot spent 12 mill on Flo
17. You lot signed Prodan
18. You lot signed Diouf
19. You lot signed Healey (doncaster rovers lol)
20. KNOW YER ROLE! YOU LOT HAVE NOTHING!"

Read the guys post you dumb ass, you haven't answered the guys question, just went on a rant

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01 Feb 2011 17:47:12
Let me put something into the open here right. ATTENTION ALL CELTIC FANS, COME BACK TO Reality! Celtic have not signed a decent player since Neil Lennon's been in charge, the left back Izzager (something) has been OK along with Hooper, Please bear in mind as well that the SPL is a 3rd rate league that Kenny Miller was made to look a superstar in. I would also like some answers to why you now think the title is heading to Parkhead? The facts are Rangers have won the title the past 2 years with pretty much the same team, while Celtic have had made new signings, they have really not improved their team. Macdonald was better than Hooper, Robson was better than Ledley, and so on. Please someone write back to this and explain why you lot continue to post utter crap about winning the title ect. When in reality the above is true.

I'll answer that one for you.

1. You lot are skint
2. You lot have no squad
3. You lot have Kyle Laugherty
4. You lot still think the takeover is on
5. You lot owe the taxman a few quid
6. Your owner AND manager can't wait to leave
7. You lot need to sell players to anyone at any price.
8. You lot are being investigated for tax evasion
9. You lot are run by a bank
10. You lot think McCoist will be a great manager but scorn Celtics manager due to lack of experience.
11. You lot can't match English League 1 wages
12. You lot are hated throughout Europe because of your fans.
13. You lot couldn't afford a player from Airdrie
14. You lots songs are s**te
15. You lot are all ugly
16. You lot spent 12 mill on Flo
17. You lot signed Prodan
18. You lot signed Diouf
19. You lot signed Healey (doncaster rovers lol)
20. KNOW YER ROLE! YOU LOT HAVE NOTHING!

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01 Feb 2011 17:18:13

Let me put something into the open here right. ATTENTION ALL CELTIC FANS, COME BACK TO Reality! Celtic have not signed a decent player since Neil Lennon's been in charge, the left back Izzager (something) has been OK along with Hooper, Please bear in mind as well that the SPL is a 3rd rate league that Kenny Miller was made to look a superstar in. I would also like some answers to why you now think the title is heading to Parkhead?? The facts are Rangers have won the title the past 2 years with pretty much the same team, while Celtic have had made new signings, they have really not improved their team. Macdonald was better than Hooper, Robson was better than Ledley, and so on. Please someone write back to this and explain why you lot continue to post utter crap about winning the title ect. When in reality the above is true.

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01 Feb 2011 17:09:19

I cany believe you muppets think you are a decent team. As Ive said before. Your manager is tactically naive. Too many of the same players, the team is totally unbalanced and squad is average at best. You have spent alot more than us over the last few years which should bring success but again its down to management. Billyboy - canny wait till Sunday

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01 Feb 2011 16:36:19

Tell you what, that lot have crossed the line with El Hadji Diouf's signing! I hate the t**t, and if he turns out to be a player for them, I'll be gutted. .

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01 Feb 2011 15:06:10
I can't find it anywhere that Gary Hooper signed for Newcastle! My mates sister just spoke to Dioufs agent Bob Carolgees and he told her that after seeing Rangers in Manchester he longed to play in front of their fans, he feels like a kindered spirit with them and welcomes the prospect of teaming up with world renowned striker "Desperate" David Healy. In order to maximise revenue Rankers have started an insurance company as part of their financial arm. It will be called Rangers Insurance Products (RIP) and there slogan will be "We wish it was only a crisis, not meltdown". Would the last person to leave The Piggery, please turn off the light, if the electricity isn't cut off by then! And in anticipation I would like to congratulate Rankers for setting the example of how NOT to run a football club. With the takeover looking ever less likely could Rankers end up like Leeds? I for one certainly hope so.

No Money
No Trophies
No Squad
No Hope
No Takeover
No Washed

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01 Feb 2011 14:48:53

DIOUFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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01 Feb 2011 14:45:14

I think we'll leave the potato-prints and finger painting to the windae lickers for their obscene wee banners. . . . the Green Brigade

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01 Feb 2011 14:40:45

Great work over the last month or so Eds, can only imagine the amount of posts you guys had to sort through.

SickBhoy

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01 Feb 2011 13:32:02

The rage, the anger emanating from the bhoys, well you deserve all you get!where's the signings, the defenders Celtic needed that the bhoys were crying out for, Faye, Meite, Dunne and Wilson, more lies form Liewell and Lennon, what did you end up with Commons?£300k and £20k/ week for a player that nobody including Rangers(his own words bhoys)wanted no wonder you're raging, taken for mugs again.

Swallow Swallow


Oh aye, us Tic fans are pure ragin your lot pulled off the signing coups of Diouf and Healy. ha haha .What a joke! Diouf is a complete liability, the guy is unhinged and can't control himself. He will have your mob reduced to ten men in most of the games he plays. How long do you think he will last in an Old Firm game. As for Healy, how many has he scored at club level this season, oh that's right NONE! Got yourselves a top notch striker there then. Would take Commons and Ljunberg over these two jokers any day of the week, and if you were being honest, so would you. The truth is Diouf and Healy were panic buys by a club who knows the writing is on the wall. You really are a gullible and deluded individual, away back to your finger-paints or potato-prints or whatever it is you do when your not having the wool pulled over your eyes by your failing club.

Borrow Borrow.

01 Feb 2011 12:56:06

What utter garbage gets posted on here! Im a celtic fan and check on here regularly, but total nonsense! YEsterday was a complete joke, Hooper going to Newcastle, Richard Dunne goin to Celtic, after Faye moved failed it was as clear as day that Celtic wernt signing anyone.

Danny Wilson on his way to glasgow, NO that was rubbish too, Shay Given that was another load of garbage, sum1 even claimed to have seen him! (stay off the drink).

How often is there actually any legit rumours (and no not ones we've just read on another website)?

01 Feb 2011 12:17:22

Diouf-guy that destroyed France! Aye 9 year ago! Many goals he score that world cup-NONE! remember Capucho-signed him 2 year after great game against us.he did great for your lot. Get real you' ve signed 2 guys that can't score and lost 1who couldn't either(Beattie) and the 1 who could(miller) aye great business lol

Stevie g

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01 Feb 2011 11:22:30

El Haj is a great capture for rangers, he has the ability to play at the top level as long as his mind stays on the football. don't know why u guy are up in arms, just beacuse he spat on a septic fan. . prob the closest the guy's came to a wash in years! monthegers

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01 Feb 2011 11:17:28

The rage, the anger emanating from the bhoys, well you deserve all you get!where's the signings, the defenders Celtic needed that the bhoys were crying out for, Faye, Meite, Dunne and Wilson, more lies form Liewell and Lennon, what did you end up with Commons?£300k and £20k/ week for a player that nobody including Rangers(his own words bhoys)wanted no wonder you're raging, taken for mugs again.

Swallow Swallow

01 Feb 2011 10:59:40

Dejavou once again we don't sign a cb look what happened 2 years ago .sign commons so gers don't now they sign diouf tae spit on us again fed up wae these early showers

01 Feb 2011 10:58:50
Septic January transfers - An underwear model and a Championship mid table player at best(You have too many off the same player, no balance). Money well spent?? ? ?

Rangers get future England CB and a striker that if he finds the form when he destroyed France then will become a Legend. Bit of a punt

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01 Feb 2011 10:25:34

Yet again we've been let down by our biscuit tin atitude. We're a laughing stock yet again with no ambition. Tin pot club with a tin pot mentality we have become. Surely there is somebody irish, or even just with an irish sounding name we could have signed? LAWWELL OUT

01 Feb 2011 08:40:25

Cant believe we're crying out for defence cover and once again we have a no show.im sick of us dragging our feet everytime the transfer window opens, its either they don't wany pay the money or they can't agree terms with the player, i meen we only needed one cb at the most how hard can it be, even the darkside managed that.pathetic.

01 Feb 2011 08:21:12
31 Jan 2011 04:54:32
All you dirty rotten bears need to see wattys face in may when hes leaving without a trophy or a pension peennlyless rankers go back to your page and we will sit here thinking of the players we will sign today

Eh and what players did you sign exactly?? ? Haha

01 Feb 2011 08:06:18

Once again celtic fail too sign a cb here we go again dajavou 3 in a row 4 gers

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31 Jan 2011 23:57:45
Think lennon should have forgot about wilson till next season and kept more defensive loan options open , no way was that hobbit billy davies going to let wilson go to celtic for buttons the now, bet if it was rangers the rubber faced gnome would have drove him to ibox for free, poor show from celtic by the way defensive cover should have been sorted.

31 Jan 2011 23:56:48
"Get it up yi , big diouff gonna get yi ha ha! !"

He's done nothing for years, Nothing but an animal, a discusting one at at, typical rangers signing, if they don't sign animals, they breed them into one. He will do nothing for rangers but get red cards.

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