Celtic Banter Archive April 01 2017

 

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01 Apr 2017 21:59:57
Anyone think helder costa would be a good replacement for paddy if he leaves.

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01 Apr 2017 22:15:09
I wouldn't grumble.

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02 Apr 2017 01:49:26
Not too sure we've got £20M to chuck at him.

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01 Apr 2017 15:58:12
Hello everyone I see Moult has scored again. Now living in the south of England i don't get to as many games as i would like. I also don't see enough of other spl players. I am sure he could play for Aberdeen, Hearts, Hibs and even Rangers. Is he good enough for us as a squad player.

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01 Apr 2017 17:19:32
I think he'd be one of the players we wouldn't take a punt on, he'd end up down England scoring weekly and go to Burnley for like 14m. I'd give him a chance especially playing around better players, strikers need service.

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01 Apr 2017 22:01:06
No being funny but it won't matter who we pick, Brendan's picks who He wants good enough for me happy birthday to James 67!imagine u being the big 50 hail hail God bless.

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01 Apr 2017 22:13:32
cheers da 1888 its next saturday my birthday. i've still got another week in my 40s yet lol.

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01 Apr 2017 12:05:17
Afternoon Ed, Going to give us all a laugh ahead of tomorrow's party scroll down and you will see us talking about "SAUCE"

So this is how I now think RD never won over the squad lol

First think RD has said to JC is what do we need to do to stamp our authority and improve things JC says "Well Ronny you need to get them aff the sauce" now sauce has too meanings in Glasgow 1 is of the Tomato variety the other is of the liquid toxic format! :-P

Poor RD talk about "lost in translation" he never stood a chance bhoys aw fur trying to ban the auld "SAUCE" lol.

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01 Apr 2017 07:14:48
In an amazing IRONIC turn of events, reminiscent of years ago, the Godson of Maurice Johnson, FILO PROLA, described as the "Peruvian Messi" was due to sign for Rangers, but at the last moment has sealed a deal to rivals CELTIC.
Speaking last night from America, Johnson said, I had used my old Ibrox contacts and brokered a deal for him to sign for the Govan club, but his grandfather and father had brought him up on tales of the Lisbon Lions and that is why he chose Celtic, he goes with my bleassings".

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01 Apr 2017 13:03:51
FILA PROLA or as his friends call him APRIL FOOL 😂.

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01 Apr 2017 22:12:42
Ice Man if you're not working for the CIA/ SIS/ MI5/ Interpol/ SFA, you're wasted.

That's been playing on my mind all day. Knowing Timalloy I knew there must have been a punch line somewhere, and it was right there!

Well played Timbo.

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02 Apr 2017 10:03:49
Really shows how daft you are jim.

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