Celtic Banter Archive February 19 2012

 

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19 Feb 2012 22:50:06
spare a thought for Wullie my wee bluenose pal he bought a rangers top in tesco and the lassie at the till took 10points off his clubcard

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No i think Celtic should sell a paltry 100 tickets for Ibrox on the 25th March to stop Rangers filling the Broomloan with Rangers fans , we should not be putting any more than we need to into Rangers , the league will be won before then ,
Drewzybhoy .

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19 Feb 2012 22:23:16
This isn't the end, it's only the begining. Neil Lennon............ This isn't the begining this is the end, Hector The Tax Man

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19 Feb 2012 21:48:51
Sally McMoist said he won't hand over the title without a fight.....Neil Lennon just flushed his head down the toilet and took it

Mikey Bhoy

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19 Feb 2012 21:43:24
For years we've heard about how they were cheated out a Champions League final place by Marseille ,now will we hear how Brugges were cheated by 2 cheating ba,,,,d teams and should have been in the final........DH

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19 Feb 2012 21:04:50
Edd, any truth in the rumour the Craig whyte was seen heading into cash generator with a trophy

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19 Feb 2012 20:24:40
Rangers have clinched a new deal with Sky, all games will be shown on the history channel!

Miko x

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19 Feb 2012 19:57:36
i think celtic fans should rally together and get the perfect party song to number 1. Russ abbotts atmosphere. We love a party with a happy atmosphere. How funny would that b at ibrox. Haha.

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19 Feb 2012 19:50:40
Did anyone read today's Sunday Mail?
Where they tried to justify their
"RIP Celtic" headlines years ago?
The hearse at Parkhead, the Tombstone?
Well all us Celtic fans remember it,
will this paper and its sister Daily Record do the
same now with Rangers? Don't hold
your breath.
But Bhoys/Ghirls I have found a
great piece of poetry (not by me)
which I will post tomorrow when our
own Celtic ED007 is hopefully back.
Hail hail Celtic do not do walking away
WE DO THE CONGA!
Remember the new correct title
Rangers Fc (IN ADMINISTRATION)

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I was reading that today and it made my blood boil RIP and they said Dempsey agreed with it . 2 Weeks and counting and still no cracked crest in Scotland's favourite newspaper ( don't u think the Anticoist is getting the easiest ride ever , the man is a joke as a manager and his contradictions when he talks are laughable ).....DH

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19 Feb 2012 19:28:34
Ok lhads and lhassies, vinny here hows this for an idea?
2 title parties this year, 1 when we win it, then another
when we get to point when we would of won it if the rotten
Mob had no been deducted 10 points

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19 Feb 2012 18:27:53
"the big house must stay open" *waves crutch angerly* cant help my self think the word is schadenfreude TTTS

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What about the bear that was shouting about the injustice of it all on the telly. He was saying that some people had tapped money to get tickets for games. I was thinking is that not how they got into trouble in the first place. PMSL. Priceless. Hail Hail!

Bankie Bhoy

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It's a cracker, I'd never heard of it before this year but it's certainly one that will stick with me and be used for a long time with me.
CB

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19 Feb 2012 18:23:11
Rangers manager Ally McCoist has fined Sasa Papac £49 million for his red card yesterday .

Lubo25

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19 Feb 2012 18:18:52
Ill be brief 2nite cos u coundlnt shut me up yesterday, we were amazing today! Better than any of us could of hoped for. We ain't been this strong since the blessed saint Martin worked his magic with us. Well done bhoys and Neil Lennon you have showed us all you are hunry for every game and want all the trophies we are in for. I couldn't be happier with my team at the moment never mind what's happening elsewhere, over the moon bhoys.
Hail Hail
CB ;)

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Summed up perfectly. We were great and looked super confident.

Bankie Bhoy

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19 Feb 2012 17:33:19
so the goody two shoes we only say and print the truth scottish media are up in arms about what Neil Lennon had to say about whats going on over at the other side of the city.

if as they are reporting in there daily rags and talking about on there sham radio phone in's it has nothing to do with Lenny

WHY THE FECK IN EVERY INTERVIEW ARE THEY ASKING LENNY FOR HIS OPINION ON IT ?

Lubo25

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1973 league cup final , celtic v dun , dee , attendance , 27,000 , lowest attendance ever for a major cup final in scotland , tedbear

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Do some research and you,ll see why.artybhoy

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3 day week....no electricity after 6pm...one o clock kick off.....country in grip of power strikes.....i was there and walked home to carmyle

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24th april 1937 celtic aberdeen scottish cup final 146,433 biggest ever attendance at a cup final whats your point ?? mind the chasm MMI2009

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In sub zero temp with a bus strike i think.

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Tedbear, don't just post half of it. This was during all the power cuts, game was played with a 1pm start I think, it was pouring from the heavens all day, people could not travel because of all the problems. etc.. etc...
What about your "loyal" fans yesterday, ground half empty with 20 minutes to go, some support? hail hail Timalloy
Remember
Rangers fc (IN ADMINISTRATION)

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12 thousand dundee fans managed tae get ther ok

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Tedbear , why weren't Rangers in that final ? thats right Celtic knocked yous out , what was significant about that Old Firm match ?

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19 Feb 2012 17:12:32
I see the goons,not happy with 5 stars on their jerseys,now have one next to their name on the league table.lmfao.artybhoy

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Lmao,nice 1 m8...On feb 13th 1698,parliment passed the declaration rite,in which it deemed kink james abdicate...the goverment off the realm&the throne became vacant...parliment offerd the crown to william of orange& mary 2nd,as joint soverign...the reign went onto pass the bill of rights,one of which,was to levy taxes without parliments consent to the board of taxes!!...the board of taxes later would be known as Inland Revenue& later Revenue& Customs...13th feb 20012,rangers forced into administration by what is essentially the LEGACY of their beloved King Billy!.POETIC JUSTICE!!!!HAIL HAIL,STEVO.....

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19 Feb 2012 16:59:49
Well, a 5-0 win and the perfect end to a perfect week.

And to think that Celtic were at one point 15 points behind. Thaat's a gain of 32 points since. Most importantly, only 10 of those points were Rangers' administraation punishment. Tainted Celtic title my aris!

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19 Feb 2012 16:37:31
with there next game being away at Inverness and they are tin flint,

What day next week do you think the rangers squad will start walking it to Inverness ? lol

Lubo25

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Unless rangers get a cash injection, they will struggle to fulfil their fixtures.

Bankie Bhoy

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19 Feb 2012 15:59:41
Glad to see the IRA chants have disappeared for good from celtic park.now they,re replaced with RIA chants(Rangers In Administration)artybhoy

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Class lol
Cb

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19 Feb 2012 15:49:36
2-0 happy hoops wee pat

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What colour would ye say Garry oconnor was?? Leebhoy

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Burnt orange?artybhoy

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Couldn't beleive that is he trying to get on the only way us essex (mrs watches it. Honest
,?!) funny as f££k when u seen him
Cb

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Gonna need to have a wee look at BnQ colour chart and get back to ye but burnt orange mite b right!! Leebhoy

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19 Feb 2012 15:02:39
Afternoon ED007, just seen some of
posts from a stray bear on here.
Lubo, Green Jhedi, can you all
remember all the ostriches on here
FF81, Germinator etc.. when the gap
was 15 points giving it big, brave
guys, suddenly Celtic are romping
the title, and all these bears have
too much "work commitments" or
"family issues" to come on here, yes
we believe you all, no bottle, no guts
and like all bears, disappear like snow
off a dyke, when faced with any
kind of defeats. Bears "mind the
gap" remember those taunts? well
to all of you "loyal" bears we say
MIND THE GRAND CANYON!
Rangers Fc (IN ADMINISTRATION)
hail hail Timalloy

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Timalloy

as they say revenge is a dish best served cold so its jelly and ice cream lol
and the words Ostrich(c) Ostriches (c) now has copyright and belongs to your good self bud

Lubo25

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Lubo I started using "ostrich" when all us Tims tried to tell them about Whyte and none of them believed all the stories coming out about the crook. I think they ALL know what he is now, so my "ostriches" are going to retire down to their farm. hail hail Timalloy
Rangers Fc (IN ADMINISTRATION) this will now replace my "ostriches" LOL

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@timalloy;i remember them saying if they were gonna get 10 points deducted they wanted them off then! they have started a campaign to get me barred,must have hit a nerve.......green jhedi

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Aye I haven't seen much of them for sometime now right enough man!
Cb

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Oglaigh Green Jhedi

im next for a slap on the wrist me thinks
but cares not a jot
latest is all bookies suspended betting today on tax case but you can still get 12/1 on the goons losing it...LMFAO

Lubo25

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19 Feb 2012 14:28:47
did ye get ma blug ed ???pp {Ed001's Note - 007 is busy with personal matters for most of today mate, so I left it for him to translate, er I mean read ;o)}

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ED001, we will need to get you one of our Parliamo Glesca books so you can tell
what our wee Pat is saying. LOL Timalloy
PS don't worry wee Pat's posts are never offensive, except to the english language ha ha {Ed001's Note - me nan's origins were Weegie, but it still escapes me, I really just don't see the point in typing in slang, I just don't have the time to sit and decipher it.}

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No u were right translate lol
Cb

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19 Feb 2012 14:23:57
Despite repeated efforts to stamp out the problem in recent years, anti-Catholic abuse was repeatedly heard on the terraces during yesterday's game against Kilmarnock.

Chants of "F****n b******s" were heard during the first half of the match, followed by a rendition of the loyalist song The Billy Boys, which has been banned by Uefa for the line "we're up to our knees in F****n blood".

Later, some refereeing decisions which provoked controversy among Rangers supporters prompted a widespread chant of: "Who's the F****n in the black".

I wonder if any action will be taken against The "Scottish institution" or if baw faced Salmond will have any comment to make ................I WON'T HOLD MY BREATH.......Scotlands shame right enough and the sooner they disappear completely from Scottish society the better as far as I'm concerned.......Gerrybhoy

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Well said Gerry.

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19 Feb 2012 14:03:06
This isn't the end, it's only the begining. Neil Lennon, i feckin love that bhoy.

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Yep, he could not have been more bang on!
In
NL we trust
Cb

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19 Feb 2012 13:57:17
my god cant believe it ...mainstream news channels claiming if rangers found guilty of ebt scam the hmrc will let them pay it off over many years .... also unlikley titles would be stripped as this would open up many cans of worms for fifa....

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That is wishful thinking and badly reported. They have said they will work in respect of the 9 million, not the big tax case

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19 Feb 2012 13:52:33
after watching the first half of the Aberdeen game i think SLY might want to rip up the TV deal.

Lubo25

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19 Feb 2012 13:29:10
Due to eviction at Dale Farm, the travellers have been offered an alternative site at the car park of Rangers FC .Furious at the thought of living next door to dirty, thieving , illiterate tax dodgers, the travellers have turned it down !

Lubo25

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Nice one lol
Cv

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19 Feb 2012 12:13:59
When Celtic had their on field problems the papers and broadcast media were all over it.Every day lenny's job was questioned,every move and tactic analysed and flaws highlighted.Has anybody seen mccoist face any of this? Press and radio are avoiding the issue by blaming whyte when mccoist is clearly to blame.The most common thread is "he has not backed by the owner",yet mccoist ,when leading the table stated numerous times that he was happy with his squad.He bought mckay,bedoya(who he insisted be brought in early using more money they never had)and ortiz,who mccoist was fullsome in his praise of.Total game time for all three must amount to 100 minutes.Malmo and maribor rank as two of rangers worst euro performances in years,and mccoist himself said his team selection and shape were dubious.Falkirk and Dundee utd fully deserved the wins in domestic cups,and a healthy lead in the league was squandered.Still no awkward questions just how brilliantly he handles the problems at rangers.So a manager who presided over all these defeats is handling things well? Rangers fans better hope he does not lose the plot! Lennon had the guts to admit he questioned if he could take celtic forward,this was splashed all over the press and radio for days,instead of praising his honesty this was spun as some kind of weakness.Mccoist now looks like a man willing to say or do anything to keep his job and milk his status as rangers legend.today he states"the fans were brilliant,just what we expected" after the usual sectarian bile from the stands yesterday. Honourable? dignified? not this guy...........green jhedi

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Are Celtic not playing today? Should you not b concentrating on that rather than Rangers you clown. Get a life.

Billyboy1

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Good lord! a wandering ger.nice to see you.got a nice mental picture of you from your tag. just waiting for celtic to increase our lead to SEVENTEEN points,thank super ally will you? pop over any time ,always welcome..........green jhedi

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The league race is over I couldn't care less about Celtic increasing their lead it's irrelevant. All I care about is my teams survival.

Billyboy1

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BB1..for any decent gers fan I really do feel sorry for them but the abuse Celtic are still getting is unacceptable. Its not Celtic's fault rangers were mis-managed for years..do you really think if the shoe was on the other foot you would retain a dignified silence and not have a word to say about it ? Mrs E

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19 Feb 2012 11:20:12
fellow celtic fans lets celebrate winning the legue twice,this season.once because of the points deduction.and once because were simply the best. chopsy

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@chopsy; simply the best! your joking right?..........green jhedi

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19 Feb 2012 11:20:00
lets hope Celtic get the league wrapped up good and early, so maybe Lennon will give some of the new and younger players a chance!

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Younger players? Our average is like 23-24. ( I think I know what you mean though)

Bankier Bhoy

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What about the other 25 players in first team that don't get a game? League has been bought

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19 Feb 2012 11:14:25
its good to see a club of celtics stature, a club who have the best fans in the world apparently! getting slagged off for there lack of dignity! i'm glad now everyone round the world is looking at you's for what you's really are. bitter and twisted!! Rangers are in the media for there financial state but your owner and managr are making you's look terrible. there has been a report on an american t.v channel bringing down your clubs name, due to commwnts made by yer wee bitter owner!! enjoy

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What nonsense lol

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Have a wee read at today Scottish Herald

www.heraldscotland.com/news/home-news/rangers-historic-day-is-marred-by-songs-of-hate-and-ignorance.16793838

Enjoy - Mrs E

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What on earth are you talking about , celtics owner is dermot desmond , a man with more dignity than you could even dream about , and in all his tmie as celtic owner i think he has only did one interview and that lasted about two minutes . so get your facts straight muppet

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Amarican tv channel, okay............green jhedi

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Im sure you will hear unacceptable songs from your crowd as well Mrs E. Your fans don't do that but right.

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Mrs E

Good post in highlighting the sectarian chants yesterday

I must say I'm not surprised to see Rangers fans resorting to the "bad old days" as soon as things start going bad for them. I doubt that "the bad old days " ever went away. And they call US bitter.

Why doesn't Alex Salmond concentrate on THAT for a change, rather than putting political pressure on HMRC etc.

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Hey BB1...I didn't start the argument ! He/She gave us some reading to 'enjoy' & I did likewise. Mrs E

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19 Feb 2012 10:40:46
we've had simon cowell takin them over,then its tom hunter,then jim nicol,then jayzee with boyonze half time entertainment which will go down well in the big derby against queens park, then joe lewis,then an american billionaire who's wealth is off the planet,paul murray ex director who must have known about tax scam with his so called blue knights,then an unnamed scottish multi millionaire who is nameless now there latest is a german consortium based in bavaria or are they as stupid as they look?

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That boy on real radio is a right joker mind you they should have twigged once he started playing thing his accordion

David

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19 Feb 2012 10:37:36
Prediction for game today -
2-1 HT,4-1 FT.

Cmon The Hoops.
Jungle Bhoy.

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Got result wrong but fantastic performance all the same.Mulgrew has to get a Scotland cap now,thought he was excellent today.

Jungle Bhoy.

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19 Feb 2012 10:28:36
Not a lover of the man but if you get a chance (I think you could get it on BBC player) listen to the first 10 mins of Off the ball yesterday , Cosgrove gives it big style to Rangers fans and that wee Fa,,y Cowan .....DH

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19 Feb 2012 10:27:04
can any one tell me were i can stream todays game hail hail

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Vipbox , iraqgoals

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First row sports

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19 Feb 2012 09:43:29
if the possibility of us winning the title at ibrox arises i think it will become a behind closed door affair either under the excuse of rangers not being able to afford police or stewards or the police saying it poses a threat to public order i personnaly think the latter is a realistic possibility

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19 Feb 2012 09:42:11
I have been a celtic supporter for many many years but never been to shocked as to hear Neil Lennon want to claim historical titles from Rangers, we lost the titles fair and square, we were not good enough on those occasions, so to state that he wants those titles is pathetic and embaressing.
Firstly there is no chance of this happening and secondly, why lower himself down to the level of a begger.
I am a die hard supporter but feel shocked by this low dig at Rangers who we do need financially in scotland.

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There was nothing fair or square about it, they were using staff they couldn't afford. they were not paying tax they did this country out of £75m , they won 5 titles with these illegal players , titles that we would have won . titles that would have given us automatic entry to the champions league . 5 years in the champions league that would have brought £75m into our coffers.begging your having a laugh mate , they should lose all 17 trophies they won in that period . as i see it we will get 12 in a row this year..billybhoy

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To the original poster let me put it this way , over the years dozens if not hundreds of people have had medals sripped from them for cheating , lets take the most famous one , ben johnson olympic gold medalist , medal taken away for drug enhanced performance , now the key word there is '' enhanced '' rangers won all their medals with financially '' enhanced '' perfomance ie they used superior players rather than what they could afford . so is there any difference between cheating with drugs and cheating with money . cheating is cheating..billybhoy {Ed001's Note - the problem is, where do you draw the line? Any club with a debt of any kind is technically spending more than they can afford. That is why it is very unlikely to result in lost trophies, the line is far too fine and could end up anywhere.}

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Ok i take your point ed, but if you are servicing a debt thats ok it's when you stop paying it . take mortgages if you pay it for 25 years you get to keep the house , if you don't they take it away .they were'nt paying the rest of us are ..billybhoy {Ed001's Note - yes but they were using a tax avoidance scheme that was fully legal at the time. It is a loophole being closed now, but they broke no rules back then, so it is only the same as taking a loan and servicing it.}

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19 Feb 2012 09:38:02
Just off to LIQUIDISE some oranges
for my breakfast drink. HAPPY DAYS.

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19 Feb 2012 04:03:44
Well done on winning league boys, you've been on a good run and have been the better team this year. No excuses,just hope we're around to give you more of a challenge next year. duccablue.

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@duccablue...very sporting.respect.............green jhedi

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19 Feb 2012 00:44:02
In Ally and Craig we trust..... We welcome the chase... Not seeing much of that posted just now... Wonder why??

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In craig whyte we trust!
see you's on the other side!
W>A>T>P

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19 Feb 2012 00:09:20
There is something that can take the shine off all this happiness in my life.
It's "The Descendants" starring gorgeous George Clooney. I feel like my eyes and imagination have been sullied.
Still, dinner was good and at least 50% of the restaurant had EBT coat-hanger mouth syndrome, home now, teach Mrs Nevis a lesson and off to sleepy town.
Night hoops
Looking forward to a perty the morra
Nevis

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Here nevis kin ah call ye ben pp fae the toon

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