Celtic Banter Archive December 19 2012

19 Dec 2012 21:49:32
Im hoping that i may need to consider wintersun in malaga in the next few days. Would also give us agenuine shot at making the quarters
Gally

Malaga are much better than a lot of you guys think. Shalke are on a bit of a dodgy run just now, would rather them than Malaga but the one I really want and feel we'd have a great chance against is Man Utd. Buzzing for the draw tommorow, it will be the one morning I'm excited to hear my alarm for work lol

Mikey Bhoy

I have watched Schalke's last 5 matches and they are all over the show. Huntelaar is offski in january and badly off form, they're defence is abysmal, they have just sacked they're manager and replaced him with the U17 manager and they're best defender Kyriakos Papadopoulos is out injured. Raul isn't there anymore either. They have a few fantastic young players in Lewis Holtby, Julian Draxler, Marvin Matip and Roman Neustadter but the senior players are letting them down and morale is rock bottom. I am absolutely convinced that we could get a win at Celtic Park against them and go over there needing just a draw to progress. I believe they are the most vulnerable and beatable team in tomorrows draw so thats who i will be hoping we get.

Malaga would be a good draw for us aswell.

Bayern, Dortmund or Juve would be great trips but would see a footballing lesson served. {Ed007's Note - Holtby is a great young player, Schalke might find it hard to keep hold of him in January, he is out of contract in the summer and they might take a fee in January rather than lose him for nothing. Schalke have confirmed that they are to offer Lewis Holtby a new contract but they are aware that there will be strong interest from clubs wishing to speak to the player in January. Aston Villa has added to the previously known interest from Valencia, Everton and Arsenal and unconfirmed rumours suggest that both Manchester United and Liverpool may also look to Holtby. Perhaps the most interesting option that he may have is Inter Milan who most definitely has an interest after stepping back from any deal for Paulinho. However, Inter are being advised by Di Frisco that Holtby is perhaps two years from being ready for such a move but in my view it remains his most likely destination.}

I think he will be good enough next season for Inter ed. He is a cracker, bit naive positionally and in the tackle at times but they are faults easily fixed. He has everything else. He would be some bosman signing for whoever was lucky enough to get him. Would be a masterstroke if Lambert signed him for villa, though I could see him staying at Schalke for now.

19 Dec 2012 20:55:36
Police have appealed for information after a break-in at a branch of Greggs bakery in Glasgow.

The break-in, at the Broomhill Shopping Centre branch, happened during the early hours of Tuesday 18 December.

A spokesman for Strathclyde Police said nothing was reported to have been stolen.

But it is believed the suspects may have been sprayed with red dye which may have stained their skin and clothing.
From BBC News

Paddy Malarkey

20 Dec 2012 06:08:42
Paddy see if Sally does press conference, and if not there is your culprit, trying to stuff sausage rolls down his gub. lol Timalloy

19 Dec 2012 19:13:31
No wonder zombies visit this page there is more on here about their club than on their own !!
Lets get back to talking about our own club

MurphyBhoy

Need to realise mate that the hatred for Rangers runs deeper than the love for Celtic for most of the regulars. Dont think I need to name names!
Gavla

Just hate cheats,and so do the rest of scotland,it's that simple.

Wel said murphybhoy mate done a similar post masel earlier sick of readin about they goons

gunniebhoy

People need honest forums to tell the truth about sevco.
Going on sevco sites to do it is impossible. Too much editing.
The truth is out there.

I agree with @4) and the OP

The trick is striking the right balance!

Between the media reporting whatever that mob want to hear, lies about apologies, and pantomime associations making claims about Rangers status in european football. Its always been the same, as soon as they get 5 mins to make up they're next lie, false stats or float into the realms of fantasy and start getting delusions of grandeur (from the 3rd division, no less) its printed in the currant bun, the daily ranger and on they're struggling site and lets face it... its enjoyable putting them in they're place lol

19 Dec 2012 18:24:25
Just checked out The Scottish S@n Says . Expect talks of boycotts and asking for apologies from the richest club in Govan.........DH

19 Dec 2012 16:39:09
sly sports.
chic the chancer is giving fat sally £30 million for transfer deals. .H.

Haaaa i seen that mate aye. This will show you who the real nuggets are because if ANYONE believes that they have will have £30 million available to sign players then they are wel and truly stupid as f*ck.

Listen good luck to them, it's all they're fans seem to ever go on about. They would bankrupt they're club again for a few big signings. I remember when Jelavic left they were baying for a big money replacement even though anyone with have a brain knew they were in big trouble. He talks about using next years season ticket money as if its spare cash and they don't have any running costs? Maybe he doesn't intent on being around pay those particular bills lol

Groonhoag day emdy?

30 mil whits that fur tae get weesals arse reduced how is it takin up too many seats at the asbestosis perk?

To be fair i think chuckie was talking about two years down the line.He was mentioning another two years season book cash,but that rises next year..........green jhedi

Could you imagine the amount of sh!te Sally would buy with that?

Briggs

Ha!

Sorry no comment only thing I can think of is hes trying to take light of tomorrows CL draw

Lenny

Please oh please give mcmoist the money please cmon charlie do it lol

Chuckles is a total bellend, is that not the kind of mentality that got the zombies in the situation they're in just now? fookin bring it on is all i can say :D
frankiebhoy

£14.7m share issue. Season tickets of £8m per year minus tax and he's giving sal £30m? Kinda lame for Pinochi(c)o, why not just say £50m. Delusions of Abramovich this guy.

19 Dec 2012 13:36:24
The share issue from charlie chuckles will end with charlie doing a randolph, collapsing on the trading floor at the end when the final figures are published!..Oh how the money men from greyskull,would love too trade places with The tax paying,law abiding, financialy secure Champions!!!stevo

Much back slapping on the gers pages suggests they are fine with the figures.The only doubt i have is the "pledges" from institutional investors,is there a legal procedure that would make this automatic or could they change their mind? As everyone knows there is very little money in Scottish football and £17m is a shed load of cash.Fund managers generally look for a three year investment vehicle,unless it's a large construction investment,so what did chuckie use as bait?..........green jhedi

Mabe the mysterious title deeds will appear& who's name there in??anyone fathom a guess?Are they hidden in the bowels of mordor?Has whyte got them?or his father..turkey looks great at xmas all done up with the trimmings,yet a few days later left on its own it will make a hell of a stink,just like charlies share issue,This investment vehicle is headed for the $crapyard..I can see a rangers the 3rd on the cards&we will be told there the same club or is it company,or club lol&will want too keep the history of there history&the old history...stevo

19 Dec 2012 11:55:00
bond , correct me if i'm wrong but does international not mean between nations ? . they cant play in europe again for at least another three years. and when they leave berwick behind they wont even be going to england . so rangers international will not even leave their own shores until at the earliest 2016 . hardly international is it. and remember if pinochio is still in charge they will never play in the spl , so no european football unless via a scottish cup route . international my arse.. shammy

I said it was a misnomer weeks ago. Their very decidedly Rangers Domestic.

19 Dec 2012 10:42:54
uefa named the best newcomers to the champions league .. big fraser is there.. shammy

Disagree ... he just is .. shammy

Group Stage Awards: Best Quote - 'yes, we watch brave heart, and before every game we also put our kilts on and all dance together....' Scott Brown.

Mikey Bhoy

19 Dec 2012 07:59:38
Well its almost 8am time to start trading. I wonder how many of these multi million £ investors are sitting with a phone to their ear ready to say to their buyers quickly buy buy buy. We have to get those shares in Rangers or I will be done for.

Ian