Celtic Banter Archive August 19 2010

 

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19 Aug 2010 22:26:49
Not a bad result 2nite, slow out the traps again could easily have been one down, defence still looks shaky at times, kayal and big danny looked good so that's a bonus still need more upfront.looked as if we settled for 2-0 too early as we could have pushed them back a bit more but on a plus point we never conceded.the tie is far from over would have liked a 3rd to kill the tie but all in all not a bad result. room for a bit more quality hopefully, at least we never gave the knuckledraggers from the darkside any cause to laugh this time, their time is coming soon.

19 Aug 2010 22:24:55
To the person that posted this -
19 Aug 2010 22:07:45
If you want to know exactly what happened re: Weiss then i'll tell you.Mancini told Weiss he wouldn't be in the squad of 25 and did he want to go out on loan.Weiss then asked his Dad to speak to Lubo who inturn spoke to Celtic.Lennon asked what he would be looking for, he was told money wasn't important, what he wanted was to play every week.Celtic couldn't guarantee him that so deal never got going.When Weiss spoke to the papers the other day he still had his heart set on Parkhead but had to settle for whatever deal was offered by whichever team that could offer him constant first team games.I actually work for the club so heard this from someone at Lennoxtown.
Jungle Bhoy.

OK. .whatever. . read the sky sports article on why he joined Rangers from the man himself. He wants Champions League Footall. . he played at ibrox last year for Man City in a friendly and loved it. .he also played at Murray Park the year before so knew about the great facilities. Just accept it!

Geezer!

19 Aug 2010 22:23:02

First things first, great result tonight and thought we played very well.Big Danny Bhoy strolled it on his debut and Kayal looked to have something about him and looks a very shrewd signing.

Good team performance, good result and roll on the second leg.

Secondly why is there so many currant buns on here, havent they got there own section to spew there bile.

19 Aug 2010 22:17:24
To okay, im a celtic fan
no your not, your just a sad rangers clown replying to your own post.
say goodbye to kenny miller.

19 Aug 2010 22:15:43
If you want to know exactly what happened re: Weiss then i'll tell you.Mancini told Weiss he wouldn't be in the squad of 25 and did he want to go out on loan.Weiss then asked his Dad to speak to Lubo who inturn spoke to Celtic.Lennon asked what he would be looking for, he was told money wasn't important, what he wanted was to play every week.Celtic couldn't guarantee him that so deal never got going.When Weiss spoke to the papers the other day he still had his heart set on Parkhead but had to settle for whatever deal was offered by whichever team that could offer him constant first team games.I actually work for the club so heard this from someone at Lennoxtown.
Jungle Bhoy.


Funny that weiss said he choose rangers ahead of celtic because we were in the CL and you arent not because he wouldn't play, of course he would who would keep him out "the derry pele", niall mcginn lol, shaun maloney i don't think so your just jealous a quality player picked your biggest rivals ahead of you.

WATP

19 Aug 2010 22:14:56
Ed any chance of the rangers posts put on rangers banter instead of ours they are immature and i don't want my fellow bhoys to sink down to their level this page was created for celtic fans rangers have there own.
kris1888

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19 Aug 2010 22:07:45
If you want to know exactly what happened re: Weiss then i'll tell you.Mancini told Weiss he wouldn't be in the squad of 25 and did he want to go out on loan.Weiss then asked his Dad to speak to Lubo who inturn spoke to Celtic.Lennon asked what he would be looking for, he was told money wasn't important, what he wanted was to play every week.Celtic couldn't guarantee him that so deal never got going.When Weiss spoke to the papers the other day he still had his heart set on Parkhead but had to settle for whatever deal was offered by whichever team that could offer him constant first team games.I actually work for the club so heard this from someone at Lennoxtown.
Jungle Bhoy.

19 Aug 2010 22:06:41
Think celtic have found a real player in kayal , i know its just one game but he looked class what do you think bhoys

wulliewarden

19 Aug 2010 22:06:40
19 Aug 2010 19:29:38

Actually hooper played in the championship, which I have to admit is better than the spl , and according to uefa the spl is higher ranked than the Austrian league , so add it up for yourself , hope majstorovic breaks weiss' legs in the old firm game :). YNWA 1888

Get a grip you loser pl***. .Weiss signed for the club that offered him Champions League football. why would you wish someone an injury. .typical Tim can not take it when they lose out. Hooper is a decent player but no one else wanted him (No big clubs I mean) and Jelavic has scored more goals against Celtic than Boyd ever did . .If you think your new defender is any good just look up youtube. he is a laughing stock lol! three in a row>>whos the loser coming out with the bigoted remarks? see your the reason why people think that the old firm is full of bigots, and obviously i wouldn't want to wish someone an injury, i was JOKING, are you that thick? im annoyed that rangers got him ahead of us because hes a good player, lenny needs to sort the signings out, and jelavic did score 2 against us but it was the least game of the group and it meant nothing, so it was a weakened side out , and i think big dan looked pretty good tonight?

19 Aug 2010 21:43:56
Right fellow bhoys, stuck in work, but watched the game on CH67, 2-0 good result, should've been more, but the nervousness is still there in defence, no composeure, that Dutch mob could inflict serious damage over there, it's still not over. . discuss

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19 Aug 2010 21:14:47
Confirmed that celtic werent that interested in weiss coz they have enough players in his area & that he was only a sweetener for the bellamy move.

funny that how weiss himself has come out and said there was an offer on the table from celtic but he rejected them for rangers. he also rejected stuttgart and sampdoria. jealousy is a real bad thing!

19 Aug 2010 19:57:24
19 Aug 2010 18:13:27

Actually hooper played in the championship, which I have to admit is better than the spl , and according to uefa the spl is higher ranked than the Austrian league , so add it up for yourself , hope majstorovic breaks weiss' legs in the old firm game :). YNWA 1888

How very mature ya knuckle dragger

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19 Aug 2010 19:29:38

Actually hooper played in the championship, which I have to admit is better than the spl , and according to uefa the spl is higher ranked than the Austrian league , so add it up for yourself , hope majstorovic breaks weiss' legs in the old firm game :). YNWA 1888

Get a grip you loser prick. .Weiss signed for the club that offered him Champions League football. why would you wish someone an injury. .typical Tim can not take it when they lose out. Hooper is a decent player but no one else wanted him (No big clubs I mean) and Jelavic has scored more goals against Celtic than Boyd ever did . .If you think your new defender is any good just look up youtube. he is a laughing stock lol! three in a row>>

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19 Aug 2010 19:17:38
Here's some facts no given, no keane, no bellamy, nothing in defence, no hope, no trophies and no "thunder" :)

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19 Aug 2010 18:52:25
Neil Lennon's Flexible Celtic Plans 2010/11
Originally a 4-2-3-1.

Zaluska/Cervi/GK

Cha/Wilson
Hooiveld/Misun/Thompson
Majstorović/Rogne/New CB
Izaguirre/Mulgrew

Ledley/Ki/Crosas
Brown/Juarez/Kayal

Fortune/Forrest
Maloney/New FW/CAM
McCourt/McGinn

Hooper/Rasmussen/Murphy

Neil sees his side as being only three signings away from guaranteed title winners.


The new goalkeeper should be one of Kieren Westwood, Shay Given, Thomas Cerny or Anders Lindegaard.
The new centre back should be one of Marc Wilson, Sean St Ledger, Ivan Ramis or Kelvin Wilson.
The forward or attacking midfielder will be a high profile signing with Robbie Keane top of Lennon's list however unlikely. If the club are unable to attract a top name then Lennon will not pursue a cheap alternative instead using Scott Brown, Ledley, Ki or McCourt as the attacking midfielder in Maloneys absence or instead reverting to two main strikers in which case Fortune will be used as a striker not a winger with Brown covering his role.

19 Aug 2010 18:51:13

Really hope lennon keeps fortune think he is underestimated once u get by the fact he isn't a natural goalscorer what he does do he does better than anyone else at the club i.e. holds up ball and sets up chances for others i would have him in my 11 all day and think hooper is the man to take those chances then you will all appreciate him. Also keep morton boy has something

What we all think? MON THE HOOPS!

19 Aug 2010 18:49:55
Dont think Given, McFadden or Keane will be going to Parkhead. . .think sensibly numpys! What have Celtic got to offer. . that's right NOTHING.

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19 Aug 2010 18:27:41

Rasmussen, odea, josh thompson and hutchinson all gone out on loan. I think Samaras and Fortune will leave, starting to get the clear indication now of who lenny does and doesn't like.

Heard Rasmussen's attitude stink in training and Lenny wasnt having that.

19 Aug 2010 18:13:27

Actually hooper played in the championship, which I have to admit is better than the spl , and according to uefa the spl is higher ranked than the Austrian league , so add it up for yourself , hope majstorovic breaks weiss' legs in the old firm game :). YNWA 1888

19 Aug 2010 18:01:37
To the person who posted this -

19 Aug 2010 09:38:33
Celtic Rumours
Okay, im a celtic fan,
the reason rangers areclose to signing veiss is becoss celtic did not wanna consuntrate on signing players until after the uropaleuage match thursday(tonight) so nrangers have acted in this and made an aprouch,
on my opinioun i think we will get given, and we will also get a number 7

You didn't have to tell us you were a Celtic fan. .your spelling gave it away anyway! "becoss" / "consuntrate" etc! Brilliant!

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19 Aug 2010 17:55:17

How many good players or big name players must Celtic miss out on before you lot stop talking crap and face it than nobodys intrested in joining Celtic! That must be about 5-6 players now! Cant believe that you all still think Keane and Given will join! Wake up stop making a fool of yourselves, we're all laughing at you now!

HA HA!

19 Aug 2010 17:45:13

19 Aug 2010 13:34:50
Neil lennon wants david healy to fill no7 shirt!source irish telegraph!

ha ha! NOT A CHANCE! ! !

19 Aug 2010 17:38:27
Its about time celtic get the finger out and sign a decent goalkeeper and a forward as its getting too predictable who we are gonna sign then it falls flat on its arse, why can't lennon keep quiet on who we are trying to sign as it would spare us the bulls* t when they don't come, or is the board telling him to go public with the so called big name signings for their own benefit?this is the 3rd time we, ve had the chance to bury this mob and imo we, re still a bit short on quality, so address it now fed up hearing the orcs with their nae dough pish, expect a narrow win 2nite but really looking for 3-0 as we can't trust them away from home.

19 Aug 2010 17:15:48

. . . . . . . . . . Given. . . . . . . . . .

Du-Ri. .Majstorovic. .Ramis. .Izaguirre

. . . . . . . Brown. . . .Ledley. . . . . .

McCormick. . . .Maloney. . . Whittingham

. . . . . . . . . . Rosenburg. . . . . . . . . . .

Rest of the team

gk zaluska, cervi
rb wilson
lb mulgrew
cb benaloune, hooiveld, rogne, misun
cm/am juarez, kayal, ki
rm weiss, mcginn
lm mccourt, forrest
st hooper, murphy, rasmussen

INS
gk given - (loan)
cb ramis - £1m + crosas loan
cb benaloune - 750k
rm/lm mccormick+whittingham - £1m+loovens
rm weiss - (loan)
st rosenburg - free

OUTS
hinkel £1.75m
loovens P/E
thompson (loan)
crosas (loan)
Fortune £4m
samaras £2m
hutchison (loan)

your heads fizzing lad u think wee are gona pay 5 million for 2 players and not play them ( hooper n juarez ) stop taking crack ya fool .

19 Aug 2010 17:12:45

You think you are funny?If there was anybody called Liam working here then you would have lost him his job.
Ed can i get this tossers email?Would like to have a word with him. {editor's note - I doubt if it would have been his real email he left mate.}

No problem.I don't mind a bit of banter flying about but when something like that could affect someones livelyhood then i need to take a stand as that is just not on.

19 Aug 2010 17:08:15
What league was it Hooper played in when he recorded his goal scoring statistics ? League 1 I believe , you can't compare Jelavic to Hooper unless they have played in the same league , that's like saying Boyd is the best striker about because he has consistantly scored more goals than most other strikers around in recent years , we all know that's false . We will only be able to compare Hooper and Jelavic at the end of the season . My money is on Jelavic ! Hooper is only proven in a league full of diddies , at least Jelavic has played and scored on the European stage , you's of all people should know that , 3 in 2 I believe !

19 Aug 2010 17:08:11

What the f* kin hell is going on at celtic park, everton have offered yobo to lennon for a season long loan and lennon looks like he is not going to take it, he, s an idiot if he over looks this move.noticed as well that rasmussen who has hardly played a game and fortune are on there way out the door(glasgow evening times for all 3 stories).i believe that lennon has made some duff signings and a couple of good ones.but lets be honest not one of them except ledley has excited me.he needs to get given, yobo and a really good striker(poss mcfadden on the wing), not the wilson for forest or the keeper from coventry.WE NEED AND DESERVE BETTER PLAYERS
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what planet u on we play scotland not england and no big name stars want to join us anymore like they did years ago
lennon has made some cracking signings in ledley juarez izzaguire hooper majstorovic cha etc

given for me i doubt wee will get him and keane , i wouldn't mind mcfadden come but i dnt think he will

wee will still win the league tho

daviebhoy08 .

19 Aug 2010 16:57:31
Tell us something we don't know "Jungle Bhoy" Celtic have needed a whole defence never mind a new right back for the best part of 5 years , that's the reason why your european away form is so poor and you's haven't won anything worth shouting about for years . "Weiss to Terrorise" who ever you's bring in , wouldn't be surprised if Andy Twinkle is faking this injury so he doesn't need to be part Lennon's comedy season !

3 in a row ! New world record 54 ! !

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19 Aug 2010 15:51:43

I'm a very angry Celtic man this day, how the hell can Ragers sign Wiess, and now Jelavic, Lawwell and Lennon promised us quality signings, out of the nine so far we've got only Joe Ledley and Juarez that come close, this could be worse than Mowbray's disaster last season, after the Q+A sessions, we were promised a new era, a new beginning, I'm fecking furious, get the finger out and get this sorted ! !

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19 Aug 2010 14:54:28
19 Aug 2010 07:58:20
Hi, my name is liam and i work in the celtic shop ha ha

anyway. . thanks for replying bhoys, kept yees busy in betweend looking for a job and buzzing the gas.

You think you are funny?If there was anybody called Liam working here then you would have lost him his job.
Ed can i get this tossers email?Would like to have a word with him. {editor's note - I doubt if it would have been his real email he left mate.}

19 Aug 2010 14:52:08
Keane won't be cup-tied if he moves, players are allowed to switch as long as they do it before the group stages.

Also you got the stats for Jelavic wrong, if you check Wiki you will see that he has scored only 36 goals in his last 127 games

Hooper has scored 57 in his last 104 games

Anyway, if the board do their job right we should have Given, Keane, McFadden and Yobo in the team before the transfer window closes and will walk the league.

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19 Aug 2010 14:04:52

Rassmussen has been sent to weight watchers after arriving for pre season training with more chins than a chinese phone book.

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19 Aug 2010 13:08:26
Didn't Keane come off the bench for Spurs against Young Boys, thus making him ineligible for Europe.

Would be a good signing for the league, but ideally we would have had him for Europe as well.

Matt76

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19 Aug 2010 12:25:17
You can have yobo hes s* t

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19 Aug 2010 12:01:07
OH YOU CELTIC LOT DO CRACK ME UP!

MISS OUT ON BELLAMY
MISS OUT ON WEISS

Oh i know . . lets re-ignite the Keane rumour LOLLLLL! PATHETIC!

He's fulfilled his ambition of playing for Celtic , get over it . . 1 you can't afford his fee 2 you can't afford his wages and 3 gimme that number 7 jersey , iv ran out of toilet roll!

3 in a row

VLADIMIR WEISSSSSS!

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19 Aug 2010 11:24:32
I for one am glad that weiss is going to rangers. Dont get me wrong hes a good player but city are not going to sell him so what is the point in giving him experience when we have our own youngsters who should be given that chance. We had a load of loanees last season and it didn't do us any good, what we need is a settled squad and to do that we need to buy players who are going to play together for a few years. That is how you get a spine in your team which is what we are needing

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19 Aug 2010 09:46:08
Sensationalist newspapers (with a proven Rangers agenda) are seeking to make a big thing out of Weiss signing for Rangers. Read a proper newspaper and you will see reports that Celtic's interset in the player had cooled and we didn't want him. Do we really need another midfielder anyway?

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19 Aug 2010 00:49:49
This is my celtic team for tomarra,


zalauska
cha, white bobo, lovens, mulgrew
jaurez
maloney, brown, leadley.
mc court
sammy

19 Aug 2010 00:13:21
How sad is this :

18 Aug 2010 19:22:45
You pigs must be having a laugh com on Nikica Jelavic YOU HAVE AS MUCH CHANCE OF GETTING HIM AS AYR UTD DO OF GETTING RONALDO! He will be a RANGERS player, YOU are just s* tin yourself because you know he if far far far better than any of the pigs you have in your ranks.

soon to be 54haha you make me laugh, your an embarrassment to rangers fans if you come on to a celtic website and start giving out your bile ,

Jelavics goalscoring record for vienna : 93 starts , 38 goals

Hoopers goalscoring record for sc* thorpe:95 starts , 50 goals

now who has the better record? and it has to be said that if it wasnt for hooper sc* thorpe would be playing league one football right now.

19 Aug 2010 00:02:47
I think the signing of the big swedish lad will turn out to be our best signing for years.
once the defence has been shored up, we already know we're pretty decent at the other end. . .gonna be hard to beat, hopefully

18 Aug 2010 23:55:18
To this plank :



18 Aug 2010 15:22:59

Lads, don't get too excited about the prospect of jelovic joing your beloved hoops.
the only reason he wants to go to Rangers is so he can play in the champions league.
now, lets see, can celtic offer that. . no. . AGAIN.

shows how sad you are that you have to come on a celtic banter site to give us abuse, and anyway i wudnt go for jelavic, his goalscoring record doesn't exactly scream 'clinical striker' at you, i wouldn't be too scared celts

18 Aug 2010 23:20:30
CELTIC

Jelavic

Do we want him to sign or not . im personally torn . .

a . I think he's well good, . . so NO

b . I hate everything about R. Vienna . so if he were to come i would sooooo love to give him dogs abuse . . constantly . . as would we all, cry back to Austria or Croatia or wherever ya fud

18 Aug 2010 23:17:18

GET REAL M8 CELTIC WILL NEVER PAY 40K A WEEK FOR ANY PLAYER AS THEY JUST DONT HAVE THAT SORT OF MONEY FOR WAGES

ahhhhh really? cause im sure we payed 65k a week to keane last season and we also have 12million to spend from player sales

18 Aug 2010 23:00:40
We should gazump the currant buns and go for Jelavic, he would score a barrowload and guarantee the title, even before he kicks a ball cos they're desperate to get him, it would deflate them to see him in the hoops! He's a quality player, they get him, im worried!

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