Celtic Banter Archive April 19 2013

19 Apr 2013 20:18:35
Well, well, well, did we not try and tell the uneducated that this was going to happen? Yet still, without knowing the reasons for his "departure" they are still classing this guy as a saviour. let's wait and see what unfolds in the days to come, it is fairly obvious that he has cut and run, but will msm dig for the truth? This story has plenty mileage yet, and thank goodness for social media. No coincidence that Agent White has registered his claim to the assets of The The Rangers? I feel a wee poem coming on!! Apologies for not posting recently but have been working abroad where the Internet connection was worse than dial up. Green Quill.

19 Apr 2013 19:51:03
good news guys and girls motherwell two up in 1st 20 mins

19 Apr 2013 18:54:00
Its time that Scottish football kicked rangers into obscurity. i'm sick of hearing about them and their problems. Scottish football would be better without them.
JK

19 Apr 2013 18:43:30
"carry on rangers " is at it again bye bye green

19 Apr 2013 18:33:11
Fat DJ is an angry man tonight. Caller said 21 million from floatation Fat DJ before the guy finished its 22 not 21. then he goes on to say that puma blackthorn and the stadium rename is going to pump a fortune into the rangers. How he must be hurting and I just can't get enough.

Ian

19 Apr 2013 21:16:27
green always knew lawell was the daddy

19 Apr 2013 20:50:31
Jelly and icecream all over again by the looks of it bhoys and ghirls. maccabhoy

19 Apr 2013 18:18:35
Just catching up with the news that Chico has left the building. Well congratulations mr green you have at very least made 1m in a year In charge at the rangers FC plus whatever you may have in shares.1m+ for a years work is good business. the shares will now take a beating why would a CEO step down? If anyone goes to the bookies can they get a price on newco going back into admin?

Green is a man of his word when it comes to deadlines. he said they won't be in the spl, they would float shares in the stock exchange & he played the champions league music on his iPhone in ibrox before he left

Lenny

19 Apr 2013 17:39:17
When Green decided to dispose of Salaries mc costly 2 mates the end game came a bit faster for Green. Wally Myth and Orge vile all of a sudden with their propaganda team using the Whytegate scandal descended on Castle Abestos.
Recordings previously withheld from public listeners by the ipox loving radio snyde, why at that particular moment, why the public drilling of Green by the STV?. The brotherhood of ___________ decide if there's a fitting word for this crew. TTTS

19 Apr 2013 16:15:46
I see Slug is up to his sneaky old tricks at his press conference today. As usual he gets his digs and jibes in but not having the bottle to name who he's talking about. " I'm in disbelief at the reaction to the vote concerning St Mirren and Ross County. It seems like the toys have been thrown out the pram. Fair play to them, they have not been bullied or intimidated by other clubs. I was reading in the paper about certain clubs having a word with them about so and so about this and so and so about that ". Slug it's got F&&k All to do with you. At least NL gets to the point and says what he means. Time he packed up his brown brogues and followed Chuckles out the door. DH

19 Apr 2013 15:41:19
looks like Charles Green does walking away (tv)

19 Apr 2013 15:29:13
So green is doing one, now the covering up starts but the fact is it must be in his interest to go, so this does not look good for sevco it's like a car crash tv up at castle grey skull, sometimes I have to pinch my self, I know we will not get back the leagues they stole especially tommy burns one, but it makes up for it a bit, eastenders corrie ect don't have a look in!well Sally does look a bit phil Mitchell well he is as big a fa""y as him, but can't wait too see Sally lick up the ar"e of the new chairman like he has with everyone of the growing list of them, what a mess they have them selfs in again, jodrok

19 Apr 2013 14:57:47
in january our shares were around 38p the rangers were 94p. both are now 59p. so approximately we are up 70% they are down 40% in the same period. that's a bigger turn around than a 15 point lead in their last ever season. why are we so good and the are so tragic, happy shammy

19 Apr 2013 14:41:29
Charles Green offski according to the sports websites.

Franny Bhoy.

19 Apr 2013 14:32:01
here ed ah wiz stanin ootside bairds baur the day huvin a singe fish oan the back wa drawin wee figures wae ma pish when a herd a wee cough like tae say wtf!
so when a turnt roon ta see wan a satans diciples wae a panda caur a sade,
"kin ye see whitit is yet?"
fkn ell ed aw hell broke loose so am doon london road fur the weekend here ahl be able tae see a part ae the game oa sunday eh nae probs tae wee pat eh?
ye kin take thema ota posso.

19 Apr 2013 10:50:00
@Shammy.
I saw your post a few days ago about "stepping into my shoes with Mrs T) I am now happy (very HAPPY) to take you up on your offer.
Following on the lead of others, I have today served MrsT with a "Cease and desist" letter.
Mrs T has an insatiable appetite in ALL matters, if you get my drift.
just ask wee Pat, he returned her after 2 weeks, physically exhausted and today is still recovering.
She is a big wummin and her needs must be met (sometimes 10 times daily)
I remember our wedding day, a typical Govan wedding the bride and groom, the bride's mother greetin, the bride's father with the shotgun laughing.
His food bill went down £200 a DAY, mine went up £300 a DAY.
One time she went to weigthwatchers and they took her to the local lorry wieighbridge to ascertain her true weight. For some reason she was upset about this, but in my eyes they were just being practical.
Our marriage had the usual ups and downs and about 10 years ago, Mrs T ran off with my best pal, (I still miss that guy) another time she ran off with the coalman, luckily we were all electric.
So Shammy, please tell me when and where I can drop her off, as I need time to arrange the lorry.
Timalloy (happy to help a pal)

19 Apr 2013 10:24:38
. NEWS EXCLUSIVE.

Further to the revelations about Sevco 5088 I can now exclusively reveal that a subsidiary of our global company will head the investigation into all the business affairs at ibrox.
This investigation will be headed by Mrs T and Vera.
Mrs T will look into any false promises and statements made ( I can certainly vouch for her tenacity in ascertaining the truth, much to my own discomfort) Vera (of Posso) will handle the forensic accounting aspects and shed light on any money shortfall (again my collegue wee Pat has been the victim of such investigations in the past. )
With such eminant people in charge, we expect a conclusion shortly. (poor barstewards won't know what' hit them)
Timalloy/wee Pat fae posso Conglomerates inc.

19 Apr 2013 07:23:10
I have been quiet over the past day digesting some of the events over the past few days. 1. The unbelievable schedule of fixtures which means Celtic could well be crowned champions whilst the squad watch replays of Corrie on Dave with their partners. Who in the name of God is responsible for such a debacle? Computer says so will be the answer. Professionals ha, well I tell you I have **** them. Its a complete disgrace and yet further evidence of what to my mind is part of deliberate coordinated attempt to destroy Scottish football. The main culprits as ever are from within. 2 the Neil Lennon ban for swearing. However they dress this one up it just does not fly. what's next. Squaddies under fire being reported for swearing as it offends someone from the womens guild in Berkshire! Banned from active service for 3 weeks for previously using the latrines on the last tour and proven not to have flushed.
Seriously I tell you I am sick to the stomach of it all.
Are We to believe that these so called educated and experience men responsible for making such decisions are actually just well meaning but complete buffoons and cretins. Or is it more likely that they know exactly what they are doing at all levels. I fear that we are uncovering and in the process being exposed to a scorched earth policy by these wicked individuals. They will damage the game in Scotland to the fullest extent and leave nothing but ruin destruction and contempt. Who are the "they"? Is a good question but I don't think its too difficult to answer.
It appears to me that fans of other clubs must start to blog post and pressurise these wicked individuals and institutions as they have every bit as much to lose as we have and maybe even more. We have been flying the flag of truth unassisted for too long. Time for others to step up to the plate. Wy we don't have an affiliated body representing Scottish football fans I don't know. Of course don't take me too seriously after all I am just another hair
Brained Timmy conspiracy theorist who is paranoid and deluded. I am sure the SFA SpL and every one taking hefty wages and rewards out of Scottish football along with theor hack friends in the press are fine upstanding men of integrity who we can all rely on in a crisis. Its enough to make decent men physically sick! Sopotcelt