Celtic Banter Archive October 18 2012

 

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18 Oct 2012 22:32:50
Whyte now claiming he has pledges of £17m for his share issue.

If memory serves me correctly, the appropriately named Rangers Fans Fighting Fund had pledges of £10m but only raised £600k.

K-Dot. {Ed007's Note - Where did the leftover money from the RFFF end up? Wasn't part of that to buy up extra tickets and donate them to ensure more people were at Ibrox matches?}

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Ed - should have been Green that I said.

K-Dot.

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18 Oct 2012 20:02:23
ed is it true,that it cost,s mr green £3 to send out a share prospectus, garlar07 {Ed007's Note - It seems so. I am looking forward to getting mine in.}

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That's why there's no ballot papers for renaming Murray park.

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As i am ed exciting time,s ahead methinks,garlar07

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18 Oct 2012 18:21:58
there goes anuthur happy punter edo remember that plate "BAM 1! well ah jist selt it oan ma disleksick regy site tae a punter the ownur ae the stirlin wild life trust he wiz telt it wiz bambi,
everywans awinner edo keep thum comin
" nae animals wur hurt wae this ado rite rite? altho thur mite be if this eejit disnae get me ma pint!"

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I know it was meant as a joke but dyslexia is a serious condition to a lot of people. Don't mind slagging the sevconian's but believ we should mind our Ps and Qs regarding this sort of banter,
Tambhoy ( original )

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Tambhoy ... its not as thou anyone who suffers will actually be reading it thou

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I did mate.
Tambhoy ( original )

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18 Oct 2012 17:49:02
Chico Chuckles says he met Whyte then sometime later saint Craig took him to a Chinese resturaunt to meet Paul Clark joint administrator. At this point he says Whyte had to leave.... Aye right!! .....the three of you then tucked in famously, swilled tsing Tao beer and devised your strategies for making money out of daft Scots up in Glasgow.

Rangers has been in the hands of carcass feeders ever since Murray offloaded it for £1.

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Tsing sour beer here ed ah think av jist goat anuther punter, here mete whit caur dae ye drive?

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From TV website, how could Green be meeting Paul Clark for first time in London, when green said Imran Ahmed introduced him to Rangers earlier??? Who at Rangers Charles? Clark was running the place for 3 months!
Tripping over your own lies mate.

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18 Oct 2012 14:46:39
Saw my mate ottside the Doactur"s the day looking really worried."Whit"s the mattur?" I sade."I"ve got the big C,"he said."Whit, cancer?""Naw, dyslexia."
here ed a jist sold 7 persunal regy plates tae sum disleksic guyys the day thru ma new website,
www. letme****you.com
remember no likey no litey!

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18 Oct 2012 14:27:01
here ed while wur oan the tramp theme ,thurs these 2 tramps rite,
wan sade whit a day ah hid the day craigo ah fun a hauf eatin sanny so ah ate it , ah found a can a beer a drank it then found a auld fag so a smoked it fk me whit a day
beat that chico?
ok me luvly easy meat t'was walkin down railway track 'n came across this beutifull girl, naked,
so a shagged her all day long every position too by eck?
ya jammy bstd sade craigo here did ye get a blow joab?
big sigh " no me son never did find the head!"

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18 Oct 2012 14:55:39
anywaey iz a telt big sammy
sum peepul wid LUV tae be prem jack?
really pat how?
nice sex n a early nite ye canae beat it big chap
thats it ma son you get yur heed doon ahl clear this up......
angus shuvel n sawdust por pa vor!

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18 Oct 2012 14:17:11
here edo hows you the day?
gonae settle an argumint if ye huv sex wae tramps ur jakeys dis that mean yur hobo sexual ah say aye,
sammy the sash sade naw class discuss?

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And if you're hobo phobic are you scared of bums?

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18 Oct 2012 11:16:16
Watching the implosion of rangers has become something of a spectator sport recently.Amid the acres of newspaper copy and what seems likes decades of audio one thing has remained a constant,the staggering arrogance of some within ibrox. Charles Green,Hateley,Gough and even arch bigot Goram all stated that the rangers they played for died with the refusal of the CVA proposal. Green of course changed that as soon as he had season tickets to sell,and we never expected the MSM to report the facts but the latest quotes emanating from ibrox really are pretty incredible.
Attributed to Sandy Jardine,chief marcher on empty buildings,it seems that The rangers have been dealt with very harshly! "there was never a time when i thought the club could die and we could have done this year" Err,Sandy,your club are now formally being liquidated,you now work for Greens new The rangers! Now on to the harsh treatment." We have been treated abysmally by the SFA the SPL and the TAX AUTHORITIES!Translation: We are ra gers,so turn yer back and lets get on with it."It was left to the last minute,24 hours before we met Brechin and we still did not know if we had a licence" Err Sandy,the time was dictated by the fact that the footballing authorities were bending over backwards to make sure you would be able to compete at all this season!
Does this guy really believe what he is saying himself?or is it just more party propaganda trotted out by another lackey? It is such a stupid,nonsensical rambling piece that you wonder if he should be allowed out by himself.............green jhedi

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I didn't think this mess could become any more farcical that it already was GJ..

You would think these vocal rangers supporters groups or ex-rangers men would have taken more control, well you did only need £5.5m and a share issue.

Craig Whyte and Charles Green could both give Walter Mitty a run for his money.

Charles Green is trying to sell this share issue on rangers being in an elite European League that doesn't exist and is banging on about adidas, puma etc. A deal that at this moment in time doesn't exist either. The only known facts are this is a new club playing at Ibrox, Ally McCoist is the manager and they have a wage bill of £6m playing in Division 3 of the SFL.

Another fact - Green said on June 2012 that if his CVA proposal was to fail (which it did) and Rangers were to be liquidated (which they are) 'the history, the tradition, everything that's great about this club is swept aside'

He has constantly slagged off the SFA & SPL and now has moved his attentions to the EPL and clubs like Aston Villa, whose youth incidentally like Celtic were invited to play in the Next Gen competition something rangers old or new..never have been

It's a mortal embarrassment for Scottish football and I can only say thank goodness for clubs like Celtic.

Rangers fans should stop their paranoia as well about Celtic being ˜incharge' at Hampden, that's wishful thinking. At least with the prudent powers that be at Celtic would never have let this mess happen. Mrs E

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There is a shameless arrogance from these guys who got it all their own way for many, many years and expected favourable treatment - which was matter of fact - from all corners of Scottish Football's hierarchy and decision makers.
Too much rule bending and turning of colour blind eyes made them untouchable and unaccountable until it all went BOOM.
Now instead of admitting any guilt or wrong doing; it is all someone else's fault and they are being persecuted etc.
The culture shock from riding rough-shot to having to face up to reality is too much to handle resulting in denial and defiance.
To think we were always the paranoid ones? As they say in the USA 'Suck it up'.

Jungle Jim

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Contrary to what you and others have been saying, I have not heard anyone attatched to Rangers FC proper or Rangers supporters blame anyone else but Rangers people for the financial demise of the club. They may feel like I do that the beaks could have and should have made a decision on where Sevco would be playing this season much, much sooner that they did and that overall, the SPL, SFA botched their part of the whole affair but , your statements about blaming others is just your spin .

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Not my spin,the actual words of jardine! If the "beaks",had made the decision laid out in the rules The rangers would be playing in non league football,remember the no accounts scenario?.............green jhedi

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GJ.. I still can't see how that relates to us blaming everyone else for the clubs financial demise. As for the decisions the beaks did make, what makes you think that was Rangers fault ?

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18 Oct 2012 09:00:54
How do you know when Mr Whyte and Mr green are telling lies. .........They open their mouths..

Hail hail

Marco1888

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