Celtic Banter Archive November 18 2011

18 Nov 2011 22:37:47
Ed you heard anything about baba diawara coming in January? I would imagine defenders would be a priority but this guy is running riot in a pretty poor team so he would probably do the same in our pretty poor team lol
Kevbhoy {Ed007's Note - It was visa problems that stopped the deal going through. At the time Maritimo said CFC would have priority on the player in January. I have no idea if the visa problems would still be an issue, but we have first refusal on the player if they are.}

18 Nov 2011 21:09:16
Again not a Celtic post but Torres and Chelsea claim that they've made 30million on torres shirts??
That surely can't be right........can it??
CB67 {Ed007's Note - I would seriously doubt that myself.}

18 Nov 2011 20:42:34
Its gotta be a bad day when you resort to moaning that Glenn Loovens isnt in your team.
Bosley. {Ed007's Note - :-)

Yep, lets see if Pudsey the bear is on a free!!
CB67

18 Nov 2011 19:42:38
Cheers Ed hope we sorted now,irish an proud lol i think caley away isnt as bad a fixture as it used to be i fully believe we collect 3 points mara

hail hail
maciej88 {Ed007's Note - No worries mate, I explained to someone last night on the site what the problem was (I think). Forget it mate. Yeah I'm quietly confident for tomorrow. As long as they 'turn up' it should be fine. Seems a bit more fight and togetherness around the players. Touch wood.}

18 Nov 2011 19:17:09
Hi ed. Did you watch am a celebrity last night? What a pair and am not talking about ant and dec lol. I thought big dan sammy where the biggest pair off (.)(.) you could meet haha. Bigirishmac {Ed007's Note - Are you kidding me on here BIM??? I leave that 5shite for Moneypenny to watch, usually go up stairs to the office room. That and that X-factor, Big Brother and that do my nut in big time.}

Tut..tut ! On that note, i'm off out for the evening for some vodka madness & leave you young gentlemen to it - Mrs E {Ed007's Note - Have a nice time Mrs E.}

Have a good nite Mrs E, I enjoyed our wee chat there. Your a cool girl who knows here stuff.
I look forward to hearing from you again.
Ed don't start I was simply complementing her on her footy knowledge!!
You'll get me in trouble i'm engaged (for now) mind you the chances of Miss CB67 reading this are as likely as me going to wearing a "The Shame top" LOL
CB67 {Ed007's Note - Moneypenny reads it sometimes, she like the Wrestling and movies sites, but has a snoop. Her usual comment is 'You'r no right in the heed'. Women eh? Can't live with them and can't live without them (or the dishes just pile up.) :-)

Bigirish very disappointed bud I thought you had to have (.)(.) just to be able to watch that carp!!
C'mon bud surely there must be something better to do with your evenings?
Even Mrs E had a pop at you (no slate to Mrs E my point was show is aimed at women and there's one slating you for watching it!!)
All good fun tho, I've seen pics of the eye candy Jess jane or something (names not important shes got some great assets tho LOL!!!

Yep, very true bud those dishes are a bas!
But whats there to read about wrestling its hard enough to watch it. I've seen Naismith and Lafferty going down like these guys!!
Mind that maybe a future career path esp for lafferty (mind Mulgrew and Lafferty last day of the season just to make sure they would be no game left to play, went down like a bag of tatties) I'll never forgive him or forget that just shows the levels that sc&&bag will go to to win)!!
Yeah the shame lived up to their name that day for sure!!
CB67 {Ed007's Note - The wrestling site is my little baby lol. I have followed it and wrote about it for years, since even before my accident when I started writing/editing much more.}

What is it tonight on here Ed? Everyone's talking about TV program's lol. You've got BIM going on about I'm a celebrity and CB67 saying he wouldn't wear a shameless top. I had a Darkside top on years ago could you believe that Ed? But it was a Pink Floyd Darkside of the moon T-Shirt lol. That new site is brilliant Ed (menopausal man talk) you get some good posts on it lol.
Followfollow81 {Ed007's Note - Thanks, I'm a huge pink Floyd fan myself FF81. We have a music site now too:

www.musictalk.co.uk/

Soz Ed, There's me slagging off something you've spent hours n hours on,just IMO I cant see the attraction to wrestling. When I was a teenager I used to get together with all my buds to chip in for Royal Rumble on box office it was ace, but this was back in the day of the Ultimate warrior and Hulk (the best two ever) what ever happened to the ultimate warrior kinda vanished. IMO nowadays its all too showbizzie but who knows.
Good shout ff81 you had me going there....floyd are still high on my ipod at the moment mind you thinking back I was pretty high whilst listening to the floyd!! Rodger.W is the Man!!
Cheers Gents
CB67

{Ed007's Note - My answer about The Ultimate Warrior never came through there?? Brian Hellwig, the guy that played The Warrior is now a writer and motivational speaker. He was and still is a bit 'out there'. He writes ahis own blog called Warriors Machete at www.ultimatewarrior.com/blog/ If you read some of his stuff you will see what I mean about 'out there' lol}

Not often i agree with a billybun.;)
CB67

Naw ed I don't watch it my phone was hoping with txt msg to switch on am a celeb your going to enjoy this lol and I did. I'd bet your a bit of an auld coronation street fan yourself ed haha. Bigirishmac. {Ed007's Note - No wchance, I hate soaps as well. Since Martine McCutcheon left Beastenders the whole soap world has been dead to me. :-)

Wow just checked out that site you recommended (UW) jeesooh this guy is a wee bit loopy. And thats me being kind saying a wee bit!!LOL
CB67 {Ed007's Note - I told you lol}

Yep you were bang on. $100 for a wee sketch of the U.W with a bit of text saying "there is a warrior in all of us"!!!
WTF i'll take 14 please. NOT
CB67 {Ed007's Note - You would belt somebody in the gub if they gave you that as a present!}

I won't hear a word against John Cena...weet wheel :~) - Mrs E {Ed007's Note - Oh you will of me Mrs E:

www.talk-wrestling.com/

18 Nov 2011 18:13:00
I see it all due to one of the crooks also known as agents, that has been holding up brown signing his contract. This clown of an "agent" is demanding thousands for basically brokering a deal which could be done by a monkey and often is in some cases.
CB67 {Ed007's Note - I said the other day it was the agent fees that were the hold up with the deal. Scott Brown signed a contract with his agent, in that are stipulations concerning the agent's percentage of money he helps Brown earn. The argument (it usually turns out this way) is who is going to pay the agent's fees, the club or the player?}

Ah I see, didn't realize that was the case here. So browns obviously holding out for Celtic to pay this "agent aka moneygrabber"
his 10% or whatever it is, and I suppose you can see browns point is pretty fair. I just hope this gets resolved soon as the last thing I want to see is him walking at the end of the season. Even though my opinion over brown changes game by game almost, I think we'd benefit for having him with us for now.
CB67 {Ed007's Note - I'm a Brown fan. I hope he does get it sorted out.}

Yeah Ed i'm a brown fan too his hunger for the game is what we've been lacking all season, but you must admit he hasn't been playing at 100% as he's a very skillful player too (this may be down to the fact he's not playing in the middle where he really wants to be). And after the way the midfield have been playing lately I cant see him getting back to that spot for sometime!! Wanyama and Kayal have been great, I honestly can't see anyway back for Ki at all. As IMO Wanyama gives the team so many more options with him tracking back,getting stuck in and his forward play also, Ki is more a luxury player (in the mold of Nakamura). I think Ki will be sitting down for the foreseeable future then again Lennon rates him bigtime but surely he'll see the best for us is Wanyama and Kayal in the middle esp for these phsyical games such as Motherwell and Caley. The most important thing is that we go up there and get the 3 points, caley is always a hard place to go i'm sure it'll be the same 2moro.
CB67

18 Nov 2011 17:18:21
ED007, hope you have the plans well in place for our Celtic site Christmas party? You have the comedy covered with myself, and for a small extra remuneration I will do the music also, I have a new comb and paper. Mrs E being our only woman can do the buffet ( yes I am dicing with death there I know ha ha) Tony and Followfollow81 can be the Pantomime villains to give us all someone to Boo.
We'll make the pantomime a pirate themed one to blend in with your crutches ED007 (sorry, could not resist) Hopefully, wee Pat will be around and can get us the hire of the Sarry Heid at a discounted rate. Further ideas are appreciated. LOL Timalloy
PS names of cocktails too please {Ed007's Note - Well I'm off the Belfast Bombers, Moneypenny says if I drink them again I haven't to bother coming home..........then again, that could be a plan!}

I will rise above that Tim & don't mind the buffet, as long as you like Vodka Jelly (green of course) - Mrs E

I like that one Timalloy lol. Wait till Mrs E reads that you will be in crutches if she could get her hands on you lol. Ed what's in a Belfast Bomber? I take it they blow the head off you lol?
Followfollow81 {Ed007's Note - A double shot of whiskey or JD, a double of Baileys and add ice. A Belfast Bomb is a half pint of Guinness (better in a pint glass though), mix a Baileys and Hennessy Cognac in a shot glass, drop the shot glass into the hal pint of Guinness and down it. I also strongly wouldn't recommend drinking Vodka through your eye either, that can be a bit 'iffy' shall we say.}

Aw naw...Christmas night out in The Sarry Heid, drinking the above concoction, Tim asking for George Formby to be played & FF81 wishing the ground would open up..lol - Mrs E {Ed007's Note - That could turn into an interesting evening. Just make sure FF81 doesn't start singing GSTQ at shutting time :-)

I'll gatecrash it, just like I do on here !
The Real KB {Ed007's Note - Your're more than welcome KB. Get you some nice rolls and square sausage to line your stomach.}

I think I will pass on that lol. Have you seen this Ed?

www.scotland.gov.uk/Publications/2011/11/17154035/3

134 were in a police car/station. I thought they would have been a lot more from Edinburgh.

Followfollow81 {Ed007's Note - That's a great find mate. Cheers for that. Bit off topic and nothing to do with football but I saw this and had to laugh:

uk.news.yahoo.com/pilot-gets-locked-in-plane-toilet.html

Lmao Ed. I will carp myself if I see a pilot going to the toilet now lol.

Followfollow81 {Ed007's Note - 'Here pal, where the f*** do you think you're going? Just leave that door open if you are off to the bog.'

Yep ff81 its a classic article eh, I've forwarded to everyone in my address book.And as myself and all my family go to celebrate Christmas in N.Y every year (apart from last years farce with all the bloody snow, it was twice as worse over there at the time too). Good to see that there are some gents of the other side who can have a bit of banter, as that's what its all about guys.
CB67

18 Nov 2011 15:05:11
Celtic to get a victory against Inverness,Celtics defence will be up against Gregory Tade,a forward who has scored 6 goals this season,I hope Desperate Dan is up for the challenge that awaits him on Saturday,Inverness will play like Motherwell did,they will kick anything that wears a Celtic shirt.

Heard we could be missing as many as 10 first team players, these international breaks are harming us more than other teams. See Lennon has said he may change signing policy because of amount of games and long distances travelled. Timalloy

Very true, we should (for once) take the shames approch with the internationals and start finding our players are not fit/unwell whatever just to get out of these pointless int. games (not including the playoffs).
CB67

18 Nov 2011 10:29:21
Kind feel for hearts fans a bit today. Mad vlad has only payed the youths & not the 1st team. I wouldnt be surprised if he pulls the plug on hearts completely. Hopfully we get a sniff at there players ie temeplton etc but thing the EPL will out bid us on wages side of things.

Anyone else think vlad will just pull the plug completely ?

Also another thing, last night the satanta/sky story was spoke about. But see the guy who runs man city, he runs the channel al-jazzea & he wants to buy the tv rights for the EPL I remember reading a few weeks back because he wants the world cup aswell for the 2022 in qutar. So my point basically is, he has the money to offer the EPL a better deal than sky so if that was the case would we get a 'better' deal from sky? I know it's all ifs & buts & would be a few years away but you never know ? 

Lenny

Why should we feel sorry for the scumbos? do you think them and there bigoted support would feel sorry if it was us? no they would only gloat the only thing that would make them happy would be the demise of us and the hibees

Templeton,and goalkeeper Kello,would be good signings,if available.

1st poster sounded really really bitter ! as a gers man who doesnt normally really give a toss bout hearts i can say i feel some sympathy there, hearts demise would not be good for our league they are one of the better teams and we need as many of them as we can get.

Germinator {Ed007's Note - You mean the reply Germ mate? Lenny's post wasn't bitter IMO....}

Yeah ed sorry first reply ... opening post was a good one. Can the celtic fans honestly say that they dont look forward to hearts games more than any other game (outwith the OF's)? i wouldnt think so.

Germinator {Ed007's Note - Let's just say I don't have much time for Hearts, as a club or their fans. At least with Rangers you know what you get, not some idiots that say 'sectarianism is a west of Scotland problem' then come out with stuff that is on par (and sometimes worse) than the most bigoted Rangers fan you will meet would come out with.}

According to the BBC, there's interest from 2 parties. I think if they get a buyer, Hearts will be well rid of him ! We should take Templeton of their hands though....

Not a lover of the Hearts either & can't say I look forward to the games - Mrs E

Very true, it will be a fire sale come January at hearts so I say get in there for Kello (Defo the best goalie in the SPL not including macgregor (spelling?), defo rate kello he's miles better than bigfoot and would defo be cheaper to buy too. Plus templeton and possibly Zaliuskus (spelling again?)
Mon tic get in there before someone else does.
CB67

Miss E you actually make good points for a women!! ;)
Go yourself Mrs (I await your rant)
CB67 xxxxx {Ed007's Note - Hoi!! Behave yourself :-) no sexism here. And she's a happily married woman :-)

I get a lot of football chat in the house but i'm not allowed to discuss Celtic & the Rangers situation is 'touchy'... - Mrs E {Ed007's Note - I was going to say something but I don't think I will bother :-)

I know Ed, was only a joke. Just wanted to see what her come back would be, i've been checking her posts since she started up here a month or so ago. Makes better points than 90% of the guys on the site, but I should just stop now as I think i'm prob digging the hole deeper as I go!!
;) CB67 {Ed007's Note - I think your fishing for a date :-)

Well if your offering Ed.........LOL {Ed007's Note - I'm washing my hair tonight.}

I hope you agree with my Gareth Bale argument CB67... Ed thinks he's 'over-rated', I however, have pointed out that he has a very real ability & can play anywhere on the park. I obviously expect to be proved correct at the end of the season - Mrs E

Some men talk absolute nonsense about football...think they like the idea of being a 'football man' - I had a laugh at a guy who didn't know Celtic had won 9-in-a-row or who James Mcgrory was - how can you support a team in Scotland and not know the basics ppfft

Yep you know your stuff Mrs E. As for the G.Bale after last season when he destroyed Inter Milan I thought he was going to go on and just get better, but for me his main problem is consistency. On his day he's unplayable without any question at all, as for the money they quote for him its just ridiculous for someone with his lack of consistency. So overall I'm kind of in the middle, I do think he's a great player but consistency is his major weakness. Sorry Mrs E :(
CB67

I'm always a bit torn with the money involved in football...but if a club is daft enough to pay it !

Think the battle lines have been drawn on the Gareth Bale debate - Mrs E