Celtic Banter Archive July 18 2011

 

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18 Jul 2011 23:48:29
nah its 15 million on top of the proposed 5 spread over 40 years

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No your getting mixed up with the fine from the taxman thats going to be paid over the next 40 years

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18 Jul 2011 23:11:11
Heard From A Great Source The White Has Said He Wants More From Rangers Players This Season They Are That Bad That White Has Stated He Will Give 1 Million Bonus If The Manky b**tards Can Score A Single Goal Against Us At Ibrox this season Ed Wat Ya Think Can They Do It :) {Ed007's Note - If he is offering that money GS must have told Sally to make sure they don't even cross the halfway line!}

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Who is this white you speak of the guys names whyte. thats a lot of money your speaking of good incentive for davie weir to put towards a stairlift. {Ed007's Note - Isn't he negotiating to take over from Michael Parkinson advertising Sun-Life Direct Over 50s Plan? That should set him up with a tidy nest egg}

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Maybe go towards new boots i think i saw him wearing on old pair of novos on the wrong feet may i add in a certain old firm game last year.Think i saw hooper offering to help him up on the way back to the halfway line with the ball.hows your memory on this ed. {Ed007's Note - Hazy lol}

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18 Jul 2011 21:58:54
Alright ed, whats the situation on D Murphy?? {Ed007's Note - The rumours linking him with Notts Forest don't seem to be going away, but if he is available I would think more Championship teams will be interested.}

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18 Jul 2011 20:01:34
Gentlemen,

Your about to hear the mighty Rangers Roar.

Be afraid, be very afraid.

In Ally we trust.

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MORE LIKE A SQUEAK.YA BAWBAG

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I can only hear the tax man

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Is their somthing wrong with this guy

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Aye, we're roaring with laughter at the lack of signings by the Fat Controller. £15m now available - absolutely pi55ing myself with laughter.

K.

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Na K., it's £15m on top of the proposed £5m......have you read some of the $hit on the shame's forum, hilarious

Have a look pal, it's quality

Wassup Ed? Gimme some transfer news mate, any chancer? Just make it up, they are, lol.

Miko {Ed007's Note - Good evening, there is really nothing to tell you Miko, you know I only deal in facts :-)

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Fair play Ed, but this lack of activity's buggin ma' happiness.....Miko {Ed007's Note - Patience Miko, patience}

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More like a f*nny fart

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18 Jul 2011 19:27:45
Shay Given has signed for Aston Villa on a 5 year contract.

Source - News

K.

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I think we will sign craig gordon in jan on a pre contract.we will sign 1 of the keepers that are over just now.if we can get the squad trimmed down things might speed up a bit in the market.think we are just now feeling the effects of some of mowbrays buys.i still dont think we are to far away.we are stronger at the back.i wouldnt swap any of our midfielders for any in the country.a partner for hooper and we are as strong as any squad. AJ

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Think if stokes gets head out his backside he'l score plenty for us

ktf davybhoy

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I agree, if he loses the lazy streak it could be a good season for him....surely Lennon will tell him as much....Miko

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Ed how's tricks? the word i heard last week was murphy not going so sammi to be sold but lenny rather have sammi staying and murphy going?
i have always been a lenny fan with the way he played the game and his management style seems similar passion wise and energy wise so this is ma thing
how does sammi fit the bill in his plans? lazy(mostly) does a regi blinker when time to tackle, no conviction really in any his play, no doubt he has something there when he wants to show it but never often enough o m o mind you.

davybhoy keeping the faith
(as i await a keeper) {Ed007's Note - Good Morning Davy, I'm fine thanks. I agree with you mate, Samaras doesn't do enough for me either and TBH both him and Murphy could leave and I wouldn't mind, even if we didn't buy another striker!}

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Stokes is well worth having around.. 20 odd goals last season, not bad considering he wasn't a regular starter

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18 Jul 2011 18:52:46
what ever happened to talk of Aldo de Nigris? He looked a decent prospect..

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18 Jul 2011 18:51:40
heard we will have a new no7 in time for sunday, who would u like 2 see wearing no 7 be relistic no BS

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Kris commons

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18 Jul 2011 18:22:37
your rumours are hilarious

few belters on gers page but urs are always waaaaay funnier

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Who r u plonker

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18 Jul 2011 17:20:26
Hi fellow tims you all have to check out this young midfielder we have on trial just now his name is Mylord Kasai, and you can see his compilation on youtube, hes 19 but what a class act[def. one for the future.MACCA

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Just watched the video and that alone should be enough never mind a trial

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Yes watching videos on you tube thats the way forward all you get doing that is s**te if you know what i mean.

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18 Jul 2011 17:20:03
ed who is this guy in the sightings page Mylord Kasai?


viewparkbhoy {Ed007's Note - He is an 18yr old midfielder from Swiss side Sion who is over on trial}

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18 Jul 2011 17:08:07
breaking news from parkhead neil lennons just confirmed that he, s made an approach for kirk broadfoot to shore up his defence neil says he, ll walk straight into his back 4...as you can imagine the request has been denied on the strength of rangers wanting kirk continue his cooking career so hes going to norwich to learn how to boil an egg properly from delia smith.

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18 Jul 2011 16:40:08
Anyone know when the new Celtic away strip is released?

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11th of aug bfor the new away shirt

..derbycelt

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Just got a celtic flyer in the post this morning an it says its the 9th of aug..derbycelt

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Kit out on 9th August, brought forward 2 days to coincide with legends game.Kit looks even better up close than in the pics.

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18 Jul 2011 16:36:16
Vittek has only scored 2 goals out of 24 appearances in 2 years so would na want him to come

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18 Jul 2011 16:26:09
NL said he was looking for expierience theres none better out there that eider gudjohnson and hes a free agent hes in talks with athens but if we came knocking i reckon he would go....as for a probable striker i wouldnt mind going for chile striker humberto suazo has a decent strike on him and plays in mexico so could be a cheapo... venezuala captain aswell looked a belter lastnight juan arango plays with munchengladbach mind the spelling...anyone of them will do i reckon along with petiklosa

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Ediur signed for some1 the other day cant remember who tho {Ed007's Note - He was meant to sign for West Ham, but is now looking likely to sign for AEK Athens}

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18 Jul 2011 15:05:36
we lost the league last season to a not so good rankers team ..... but we have not brought anyone in to make us better ED you no of any big signings. if not the board will of lost us the league again with there penny pinching {Ed007's Note - NL and Peter Lawwell are working on bringing in more players, I fail to see how the players already brought in won't make us better though.}

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18 Jul 2011 10:24:26
Yes Ed, well said Haw Billytoy, flip the question, what evidence do you have that he does have the capital?

The evidence is damning.....Miko

Regarding this one Miko Did I say at anypoint he does have the capital? Well......... All I said was how does the ED know he doesn't Only Craig Whyte knows how much he has. Somehow but some Celtic fans on here seem to think they know more than anyone regarding his finances. The ED knows just as much as we know. Judge Whyte when the transfer window has shut not when its only been open for 18 days. Still living in fear of the champions I think.

Billyboy1

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Ffs there is more gers talk on this page than there is on the actual gers page i think miko is a secret gers fan at heart

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There's only 1 reason there more forces of darkness pi** on the celtic page as all the current buns are putting there fairytales on here hoping we are as gullable as what they are into believing the crap from there owner, cant wait till admin day dont pay the tax man he still will come after you no matter how loyal you think you are too betty windsor

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I could take years even if we lose it so we will be around to take the title for a while yet Celtic fans in hope that we go down so they have a chance at winning the league its laughable.

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I will tell you all something no one else knows and that is miko is a rangers supporter put there by the government to tell them who the real trouble makers are at celtic with a view to a first wave of prosecutions related to the sectarian policies now being put into force by the scottish government in the wake of the f.a.r.e.scandal and arrests are expected to occur soon---so watch your backs

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18 Jul 2011 08:14:56
craig bellamy will not leave man city unless he can find a club that will pay the same wage, , but man city r desperate 2 offload him even if it means sending him on loan for the last year of his contract as long as the club he goes 2 pays half his wage and lennon is keeping an eye on the situation

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18 Jul 2011 00:54:42
I dont really see the point in getting any new players the squad is strong enough as it is they just need to glue together better and losing last season was the best way to accomplish that. Thoughts anyone?

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Get a gk and offload the dead beats and I would be happy

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Target man striker also needed

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The squad isnt strong enough, still could do with 2 or 3 players in, having lost the league last season i dont know why folk seem to think we are good enough this year, the title is a MUST this year as weve kept rankers afloat to a certain degree with the champions league cash, when we have the title in the bag thats when we can claim we are good enough, basherbhoy

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Last season celtics football was better each player fits the role in all honesty i blame neil lennon he made last season all about him not the squad it was like he was celtic without him we would be a million times better maybe even good enough to do well enough in europa

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