Celtic Banter Archive February 18 2012

18 Feb 2012 22:57:45
The current situation at Ibrox could
have serious financial implications for
everyone ... Take me for instance ,
i'm feckin rooked from celebrating
all week lmao , Drewzybhoy

18 Feb 2012 21:06:49
Alright fellow tims and timettes?decided to leave that mob to drown their sorrows in bailliestons best bar.anyway.latest from goons page is that,wait for it ......jay z is buying them.im fecking speechless.artybhoy

Wouldn't b talkin bout loggy would ye artybhoy? Ps everybody knows what a massive gers man Jay z is!! Does this mean beyonce will b doin the half time entertainment? Leebhoy

The loggys the one mate.best pint in town.artybhoy

18 Feb 2012 20:36:46
Here's a question,if Rangers lost every game between now and end of season,what position do you think they would end up?

Jungle Bhoy.

Totally fecked.artybhoy

18 Feb 2012 20:11:37
Sally McMoist and Fat Paul Le Guen are now trending in Glagow lol

Mikey Bhoy

18 Feb 2012 19:51:30
I'm running riot over on that page, like being in a swimming pool with piranhas they all just keep biten & biten it's great fun! Mind you piranhas are usually good at destroying they're opponents lol lol lol
Fecking loving it ;)
CB

The latest is "why are we being picked on when there loads of EPL teams in the same boat" ok yes there maybe other teams in EPL that are due money to HMRC but no where near what that lot are due! That's why ya numpties

18 Feb 2012 18:52:03
Oh my god ed some Rangers fan on their site saying souness is talking to Simon Cowell about a take over. Just when i thought i could not laugh at the muppets anymore lol

There are some who r actually thinking that it's true as well, I couldnt believe what I was reading as I Simon fkn cowel would even know what Rankers are.
Mind you I heard that Elvis was very interested in putting in a 300 billion bid for the much sought after club.
I know that most millionaires would love to be involved with a club at logger heads with the HMRC for a piddling estimated 50 - 75 million tax bill.
CB

Heard a rumour that a Scottish billionare, who controls a vast business empire, and has wealth that is off the radar is waiting to take over Rangers.....

Would the Scottish millionaire be Scrooge McDuck?

Jungle Bhoy.

18 Feb 2012 18:32:45
I cannot wait to hear the latest news from the HMRC. Should be pleasant Sunday morning reading bhoys eh?
CB

18 Feb 2012 19:19:02
Ian durrant wanted to cheer up McCoist after the game today and went out and bought him a new I-Pad.

after 5 minutes trying to work out how it worked McCoist chucked the Etch-a-Sketch in the bin

Lubo25

18 Feb 2012 19:17:09
good evening bhoys and ghirls........and of course ed007. watched the second half of the rankers game.....they are really bad.killie were very comfy,although to be fair i didnt see a foul for mccullochs goal.told you folks to put a sneaky fiver on a killie win! dying for hibs tomorrow,seems like it might be party time............green jhedi

I took that bet pal, just waiting on Liverpool, Barca and Real to come in and I'll be a happy chappie!

Miko

18 Feb 2012 17:55:32
Miko your bang on over on that other page! Lol
They were told not to swap strips at full time lol
If I'm dreaming don't wake me up ;) lol
Cb ;)

Pmsl, glad to see you're having a good week CB!

Miko

Good, mate I'm buzzing
CB

18 Feb 2012 17:40:14
And the cry was no defenders! Hail Hail.

St Mikey

18 Feb 2012 17:27:14
Cant wait till tommorow!let the finale to the best week ever begin!party hats,pound notes,conga etc oh the rangers are sh1te! hailhail kingkayal1888

Those tickets for 2moros game will be gold dust! What I wouldnt do to be at that game!! You bhoys enjoy yourselves. I'll just have to do it on the sofa with a beer in my hand and a smile on my face! Hail hail
CB ;).
CB

18 Feb 2012 17:19:59
Omg you just could not make this up, it's just fantastic!
Ally has no clue what he's doing, doesn't know how to change his team when needed and gets what he deserves!
50 thousand of them turned up today and what do they get.....exactly what they deserve!
We have to win the league at ipox, please let it be!
I'm so fkn happy it's fantastic man! Get in there ya dancer
Mon the hoops
CB ;)

I was trying to be diplomatic with my other half and was saying that I didn't want the league to be over in March, what was I going to do the rest of the season. To be fair, he just said he wants it over & done with as quickly as possible. Mrs E {Ed007's Note - He meant the ironing!!!}

Ha nice Ed, aye Mrs E this is what you get when you marry a Rankers man eh?
What were you thinking lol. Only kidding it must be an interesting time in your house this past week?
How funny is that tho with the 4th to 1st place (first letter of each team) H,M,R,C!!
You just couldn't make it up, it fantastic !!
CB

I know CB...the league table itself is mocking them lol.

He did say that, wants the league over & done with now as soon as possible. I'm so glad after tomorrow we have 2 home games, i'll be looking out my party clothes - Mrs E

18 Feb 2012 17:18:36
Walking Away Totally Pumped, Walking Away Tims Partying, Walking Away Third Place. Administration, 24 Million missing, Police and SFA Investigating, 3 points dropped, Carlsberg dont do weekends because they cannae top this!!

Carlsberg don't do weekends but if they did this would be one lol
Well played bud, loving it man loving it
CB

18 Feb 2012 17:11:12
Just taking the Mrs out in Belfast for dinner, i better rearrange this grin it could be life threatenin!
The H
The H
The H.M.R.C.
Have a great night hoops.
Nevis

Have a great nite big Nevis cos I know I will bud. Let the party start just someone wake me up for the party sorry game 2moro lol
Loving every minute of this bhoys.
CB

18 Feb 2012 16:32:36
Jeff Stelling you LEGEND

Gerry McCulloch was cut off
and Jeff just came out with a classic

Looks like the power has been cut off at ibrokes and with whats going on there you never know

LEGEND

Lubo25

Lol...I heard that as well ! Jeff gives me heart failure, all that shouting he does. Mrs E

Yeh i saw it f@ckin classic!i honestly dont want this week to end hailhail kingkayal1888

Heard it. Guys class.artybhoy

This was the cherry on top of the cake! A week that will go down in history, those of you who are lucky to have a ticket for 2moro I'm so fkn jealous! Ya lucky bs!!
Party time 2moro
Fly the flag, fly the flag
Cb

I'm really wanting to see this sly sports bit anyone got a link for it at all?
CB

18 Feb 2012 16:22:32
You could hear a pin drop at Ibrokes, you'd think it was a closed door game!

Killie dominating! lol

Miko

Roll on 25th March.
Lets bury them.

Jungle Bhoy.

Aim to win the league at their patch on the 25th that will really rub they're minty wee faces in it !!
CB

18 Feb 2012 16:07:04
Dean shiels has an eye for goal !

Only needs the one to beat shagger and goin, that clown has been shown for what he truely is lately
Tt88

18 Feb 2012 15:22:10
things can only get better!!! cmon killie

18 Feb 2012 15:19:34
well,14 minutes in to listening to the killie game and already the bigots are excelling themselves(goal killie!!) in terms of spewing filth and bile.mclean and dodds ranting about the "amazing atmosphere".i hope the match commander is listening,and the sfa are informed.and they wonder why we have no sympathy for them.why not sing RANGERS songs for a wee change?.........green jhedi

18 Feb 2012 14:54:05
Ed

would'nt it be a bit funny if Killie win today by 1 goal and the winner was scored by Lewis Toshney

Lubo25

18 Feb 2012 13:54:40
Just read fat Paul le guen on stv news about him not being biased when he says rangers have probably got the best support in the world fans are the best does he forget about Manchester all away ties in Europe 17 000 at Scottish cup clash which 3 500 were Arabs we will find out how well behaved at today's game

18 Feb 2012 13:05:36
rivalry is good ,hating each other for ninety minutes is good , it makes the game exciting,but my heart sinks when i read stuff like that on the shames site. it is by gdog watp , i can only assume watp stands for what a total person . it is called neil lennon &paulo di canio , just scroll down about half an inch. the worrying thing is there are thousands like him , billybhoy

I agree some of the posts are utter hatred towards NL and Celtic ,most of them don't make any sense it is just mind numbing nonsense.......DH

18 Feb 2012 12:30:01
Dear Liz, I am returning my Sash, Bowler Hat, White Gloves, and Lodge key forthwith. We had an agreement that taxes are for Tims. I may as well put an O to my name now you have f...ed us. You have brought the Brethern to their knees. Well no longer will I raise my trouser leg or bare my breast as you have made a fool of me and the Blue Order for the last time. Yours regretfully ....Chick O Young

Forgot to put my name to that letter also have I missed something ,is ther a cup final 2day were we not slagged off for a show of support for NL last season .......DH

18 Feb 2012 10:35:28
Not been on lately to slag off rangers but just remembered what Lennon said about last years old firm game with him & McCoist he said if we win the league then he will tell us what McCoist said to him that set him off lol

Mind the 14 point gap lol

Lenny

I have been thinking that myself Lenny.Do you think Ally was saying Do you have any spare change?

Manager Of the Year .
The Ginger Guardiola.

Jungle Bhoy.

18 Feb 2012 09:26:47
Seems to me Craig Whyte is going to jail on three counts

1. Defrauding the club of the ticketus money

2. defrauding staff of PAYE

3 trading while technically insolvent

Oh and

4 for his own safety

Perhaps that why he's served a writ on the BBC, it will be a day out from the "Big House"

David

18 Feb 2012 07:46:00
Ed i have been told from a good source Harry redknapp has turned down the England job and is set to become Rangers tax advisor lol

18 Feb 2012 03:43:29
Lizzy to Philip as they sat down 2 dine, I've just had a note from an old friend of mine, his name is Craig Whyte, he owns my true blues, his letter informs me of terrible news. The Gers have no money they're going to go bust, Whyte begs me to help them or the club bites the dust, but I can't stop the taxmen at my HMRC, cos I need all the money for my big jubilee. I'll write back to Whyte and wish him good luck, but I want all my tax off that shady wee f***, that dodgy wee b**tard has pure wrecked my team, now let hell mend them all, Phil, and please pass the jelly and ice cream!

Mr Mondo

18 Feb 2012 02:50:20
i'm on nightshift and just back from my ''piece'' , there was three sandheids sitting a couple of tables away , well for half an hour they debated what was wrong at ibrokes , who was to blame and how it would all finish , now if they are right the conversation between whyte and hector will go like this . whyte...hector we are skint and the £75m we owe you well you're just no getting it..hector ...whit do you mean, you'll have to pay . whyte.... tell you what i'll give you ten pence in the pound and pay it over three years . hector.... aye no problem that will do , just you start next season scot free , oh and i'm sorry to have bothered you .. seriously these guys actually believe this is what will happen , they really do believe that hmrc will take £7.5m and forget about the £33m whyte has stahed away, or murray park or ibrokes .. 10 points and pay back £7.5m and that it done.. i could'nt eat my cheese pieces for laughing and choking , ostiches ... billybhoy

18 Feb 2012 00:23:00
What do us bhoys think of us winning title by default? Yea right wat the shame thinking we were 4 pounts clear with a far stronger squad an on a roll of 14 wins. Default my arse eh bhoys. Hail hail

Even better news from the darkside bhoys.....BREAKING NEWS....2 AMERICANS ARE WANTING TOO DO A TAKEOVER,SOURCE THE SUN......GUESS WHO??RANDOLPH& MORTINMER,OF DUKE&DUKE....stevie,hail hail

Lol.dukes of hazard.artybhoy

Good one Stevie.I love Trading Places.

Jungle Bhoy.

Funniest film ever
Monkey Monkey
i'm a f***ing Gorilla ya clown

and was it not $1 changing hands
sounds like the Swiss toni and sir Arfur daley deal

Lubo25

17 Feb 2012 23:58:13
Let's have a full house at the next Celtic home games to show the rankers we have the best support in the land and don't have to go into admin to show some support